as if anyone will be surprised at this news. still, her 15 minutes were up long ago and it's time to relegate any "news" of bigoted ms. palin to the trash bin.

This is Levi trying to extend his 15 minutes.

AND YET.
we have another 'destroy palin at all costs' thread...

I'll chip in a dollar.

AFK,
I like a good "Palin Dogpile" as much as the next guy, but please view post number 2 before condemning a thread.

This is Levi trying to extend his 15 minutes.

This is another chicken coming home to roost. Sarah Palin thought she could run for vice president while lying to the public about the parentage of an adopted child. It says a lot about what a genuine oddball she is. Can you imagine how she would've acted as vice president? Speaking on behalf of journalists and bloggers everywhere, I regret her defeat.

Is there any reason to believe Johnston is lying? Does he have a history of being a liar? If not, I accept his account of what happened.

I never said he was lying. I said he was extending his 15 minutes and that is true. Levi Johnston wants to see his name in print some more and knows his ONLY claim to fame is Palin.

So Bristol really was trying to use Bolt or Stock or Barrel,whatever his name was to cover her baby bump there, too, also at the Convention?

Kanrei is correct-like Miss Universally Recognized fake tits suing, and SARAH!! herself, somebody needs to give these media whores a better stopwatch.

Levi Johnston wants to see his name in print some more and knows his ONLY claim to fame is Palin.

True, but thus far he's been smart about how he unrolls all of this stuff. He has a media rep and he's disciplined in what he says and how he says it. More disciplined than his almost mother-in-law.

I understand she is on her way to Asia, which she can see from her porch in Wasilla.

Hey! Somebody call Tony Roma!

He was about half-right all along.

thus far he's been smart about how he unrolls all of this stuff

Very true. He has great handlers. Where Sarah when for a Blitzkrieg approach, Levi is dishing things out slowly and really milking every minute for every second it offers.

He is a young punk kid that wants the media attention, and he's getting it as long as he slams Palin. I hope they take the SOB to court and make him pay child support for 18 years.

AFK,
I like a good "Palin Dogpile" as much as the next guy, but please view post number 2 before condemning a thread.

#5 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-09

yeah..it wasnt there when I typed my message but thats beside the point....

and what an ego...who says I was talking to you?
lol

This is another chicken coming home to roost. Sarah Palin thought she could run for vice president while lying to the public about the parentage of an adopted child. It says a lot about what a genuine oddball she is. Can you imagine how she would've acted as vice president? Speaking on behalf of journalists and bloggers everywhere, I regret her defeat.

#6 | Posted by rcade at 2009

so you are assuming this guy is telling the truth first of all and she DIDNT lie about it did she?

and surely..SURELY you arent forgetting the job that the current VP is doing are you?
but then many of your fellow bloggers and journalists wouldnt DARE keep bringing him up other than the obligatory mention of his 'tongue twisting'

afk, rca will believe the kid and not what he saw on TV. The truth was out while the girl was still pregnant.

She'll find out that what goes around comes around, someday when Bristol is grown he'll want to hide his relationship with his nutty grandmother.

so you are assuming this guy is telling the truth first of all and she DIDNT lie about it did she?

There are two parties here: Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin. One of them has been caught in numerous lies over the past year, and it ain't the kid.

RCADE can get a job with National Enquirer with stupid stories like this.

-he'll want to hide his relationship with his nutty grandmother.

Imagine having Sarah P for your mother in law!

And I thought I had it bad.

Christianity didn't invent religious hypocrisy, but it still is fucking funny.

RCADE can get a job with National Enquirer with stupid stories like this.

#20 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-09-02 12:24 PM

More like Vanity Fair since that is who is publishing the story.

Christianity didn't invent religious hypocrisy

Just perfected it.

She'll find out that what goes around comes around, someday when Bristol is grown he'll want to hide his relationship with his nutty grandmother.

#18 | Posted by danni at 2009

what a terribly biased comment to make

Imagine having Sarah P for your mother in law!

And I thought I had it bad.

#21 | Posted by Corky at 2009

CAREFULL...remember the story of the comic who is being sued by her mother in law for telling jokes about her....

could become a class action suit you know and then your ass would be grass

Just when i thought my favorite Media Freak Show's curtain had come down - Michael Jackson

...another media Freak Show raises it's curtain - Sarah Palin.

I guess you christians are right; When life closes a window God opens a door. Is that how it goes???

It's only the rabid left that is giving this sub-normal ex-boyfriend of an ex-minor daughter of an ex-governor yet another 15 minutes of fame. Just consider how little you would hear from Levi if he had only good things to say about the Palins.

He says what he needs to say in order to get paid.

Consider how easy it was to debunk the rumor that Palin's last child was really Bristol's. Add to that the incredible scrutiny that was now on her and it's obvious that Levi's theory about the Palins pulling a real switcheroo is an incredibly stupid one. Big surprise, there.

In the old days it was common to leave the baby on the doorstep and claim that nobody knew where the baby came from and then grandma could raise the child. Sarah Palin is just following in that great tradition.

I hope Palin runs for president just to bust some lib balls and to know that DANNI will be pissing in her panties.

#29

You think abandoning a child on someone's doorstep is a "great tradition"???

I rarely say this to anyone but seriously....what is wrong with you???

lisa

I have a feeling that FW was doing what we in the journalism game call...satire...

Ahahahaha!

Levi Johnston Owns You WingDings!

BL2:

You are NOT in the journalism game! Infact you are in no game at all!

No one wants you on their team!!

Lol

lis, that sure was a strong point about Johnston and Palin.

Lisa and Aka, you both missed the point. They would "abandon" the bastard child on their OWN porch and PRETEND that they didn't know where the baby came from. Then they could raise the child without the stigma. That was a wonderful tradition.

Now they proudy take their bastard kids to the welfare office and lib social workers fill their pockets with money.

I hope they take the SOB to court and make him pay child support for 18 years.

snippy-do you think bristol gave him any of the 300 grand you rightwingnuts sent her and the baby? And yes, he should pay child support and get joint custody.
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I hope Palin runs for president

#29 | Posted by fwthom

As do the Democrats. she won't win because she's batshit crazy, but she'll force the nominee to go right of Ghengis Khan to appeal to the NOPper base.

The kid criticizes Palin for wanting to give up the grind of the AK governorship for more money. And in doing so, he sells his story to Vanity Fair.

Ah well. Whatever the audience wants. The libbies can't get over their fascination with Palin, and are willing to shell out $8 a copy for yet another article, this time from the father of her grandchild. Whatever.

In other news, I wonder what's up with Kato Kalin?

They would "abandon" the bastard child on their OWN porch and PRETEND that they didn't know where the baby came from. Then they could raise the child without the stigma.

No, they could raise the child while PRETENDING that their neighbors didn't know what was really going on.

In other news, I wonder what's up with Kato Kalin?

He's dating Bristol and they're thinking about getting married to give her son a name. He'll become Tripp Palin-Kaelin.

Tripp Palin-Kaelin.

You should be ashamed, lol.

Brystol is engaged to Mike Myers, I understand.

Ahhh... Palin having more effect than she should have. If they keep her in the public eye, she will end up with a TV post and will end up !eing a target for the Dems forever. It may have been the best ploy ever as she draws a lot of attention away from people on both sides who shoumd really be scrutenized. It will take her 10 years and a lot of luck to ever be a real political possibility. Too much baggage. And all this because her family from my experience seem pretty typical in many ways, but some want to destroy her because they will be lemmings before thinkers.

The kid criticizes Palin for wanting to give up the grind of the AK governorship for more money.

Then, RIR, it's a good thing Obama won. If running a small state ( less population than Detroit)was wearing the Halfenor out, what would being one 70+ y/o heartbeat from the Leadership of the Free World do to her? If she can't handle turkey slaughterers, what would she do dealing with suicide bombers and an unfriendly Congress?

"The libbies can't get over their fascination with Palin"

Palin is like a political/pop culture version of a car crash...

Passing by, one has the irresistable urge to slow down and get a closer view of the carnage, shake one's head in pity, and to say, "thank f-ing god that's not me."

And if you believe that, then I have some swampland in Florida to sell you... or perhaps a bridge in Brooklyn. The press, of course, will treat it with credibility given their nature.

In other important political news news what about the bitch who is ashamed of America and her two bastards? When do they start dating so we can sell some more stories to Vanity Fair?

In other important political news news what about the bitch who is ashamed of America and her two bastards? When do they start dating so we can sell some more stories to Vanity Fair?

#46 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-09-02 04:31 PM | Reply | Flag:impotent anger alert

Is that our english class for today doc? I don't know what we would do without you but I'd like to find out.

DOC is not a real MD or PhD. He is more like one of the seven dwarfs and even though he calls himself DOC he is AKA SNEEZY.

Is that our english class for today doc?
#51 | Posted by Sniper

For you, Snoops, class is always out. Your junior high teachers voted to give you a "Pass-Barely" in English and a unanimous "Fail" in critical thinking. Say, you got that John Kerry tape yet, dumbo?

#52 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-09-02 06:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Gesundheit!

AKA SNEEZY.
#52 | Posted by fwthom | Flag: AKA DOPEY

Brystol is engaged to Mike Myers, I understand.

#41 | Posted by Corky at 2009-09-02 04:02 PM | Reply

I think I read the same squib.

DOC,

I'm starting to laugh at my own posts. What does that mean?

Funny Wordsmith Thom

I'm gonna put in a good word with Sarah Palin for you rcade for helping to keep her name in the news. Who knows maybe when she's elected President of the United States of America in 2012 she just might give you an internship position at the local Jacksonville FL office of the USDA as an assistant to the assistant director of PR

Palin will be in Asia soon as an honored guest... not bad for a once VP candidate.

Ut oh now HE has done it. I can hear it now from Sarah Palin. "Bristol Get the baby we must exorsize the demon Levi Johnston's spirit out of this poor child post haste" then they will take Him to a Priest who will wave the magic staff and say as only Charlton Heston could in the Ten Commandments. "I beseach You Mah Lord take thee infermity that is Levi Johnston's spirit out from this demon posessed child. By HIS ALMIGHTY HAND" and then will procede to sprinkle Holy Water upon the child and then tripp will spray Levi Johnstons peepee and all will be well in Sarah Palin land.

Larry

Oops that should be Levi Johnstons spirit out of Tripps peepee oh lord I fucked that all up.

DOC,
I'm starting to laugh at my own posts. What does that mean?
Funny Wordsmith Thom
#56 | Posted by fwthom

That one's easy: You have a five year-old's sense of humor. Do I get a prize?

I just hope Sarah is desperate enough to pose for Playboy before it's too late.

hmmmmm....makes one wonder if 'little levi' doesn't have some of barry's boys on staff for his personal pr campaign... smells of the same mechanics..

she didn't want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid.

Wow, Scary thinks she can get away with anything doesn't she?

Ha! Spud used "Scary" and "thinks" in the same sentence w/o the qualifier "never".

Funneh is that.

Speaking on behalf of journalists and bloggers everywhere, I regret her defeat.

~Rcade

Not to mention late night comedians!

Sure the country woulda swirled down the bowl but the lulz woulda been EPEEK!

hmmmmm....makes one wonder if 'little levi' doesn't have some of barry's boys on staff for his personal pr campaign... smells of the same mechanics..

Did they tell him to do a Playgirl spread too?

The video shows Johnston posing on the outside ledge of a balcony as well as in a limousine while holding a Sarah Palin mask. But it's Johnston's exchange with Jones in the SUV at the end of the shoot that makes this video so magical. At one point, Jones asks, "You ever thought about doing Playgirl?"

Levi pauses, then says, "Is that a serious question right now?"

"I was just talking to some people at Playgirl..." Tank trails off.

Levi thinks for a moment, then answers, "I'd do it. I'd do it -- if you can get me in there."

An off-camera voice then asks, "Have you ever read Playgirl, Levi?" To which Levi responds, "No."

The off-camera voice continues, "Do you know what the qualifications are for posing for Playgirl?"

At which point Tank Jones, who may or may not have missed his calling as a comedian, breaks it down for Levi.

"You've gotta have some johnson. You can't come in there lacking in the johnson area"

Ut oh now HE has done it. I can hear it now from Sarah Palin. "Bristol Get the baby we must exorsize the demon Levi Johnston's spirit out of this poor child post haste" then they will take Him to a Priest who will wave the magic staff and say as only Charlton Heston could in the Ten Commandments. "I beseach You Mah Lord take thee infermity that is Levi Johnston's spirit out from this demon posessed child. By HIS ALMIGHTY HAND" and then will procede to sprinkle Holy Water upon the child and then tripp will spray Levi Johnstons peepee and all will be well in Sarah Palin land.

Larry

#60 | Posted by LarryMohr at

LARRY BUD........where the fuck have you been?
we can always use another wild eyed liberal dupe around here........since they are losing thier edge on numbers around the ole retort......

Gail Collins in the NY Times says Levi's article makes her a little more sympathetic toward Palin.

"...can you imagine anything worse than discovering your daughter's teenage ex-boyfriend has been given a national platform to discuss his impressions of her mom's parenting skills?"

Why I no long believe a word Levi says:

1. Short of living in cave since birth, ANYONE knows that saying such things is harmful to the hopes and aspirations of thoe they are saying them about.......

2. Normal people don't do things to harm family or relatives UNLESS they are hostile. This applies even in cases of devorce or lacking actual marriage.

3. It seems that Levi has been actively hostile to the Palin family for a while now. (The first comments he made could be written off as foolish kid slip ups, but he's gone far past that at this point.)

As to "why?" he is hostile, 'family infighting' says everthing you need to know to understand it.

Show of hands....who cares what levi says?

A punk kid, raised by a drug dealing mother, who proudly named his kid after his favorite hockey equipment company (the kid's middle name is Easton) is now given a national spotlight to critique his ex-girlfriend's mothering skills?

Some might say "chickens coming home to roost" but I say garbage journalism at its very worst. Maybe this is par for the course for Vanity Fair readers (I wouldn't know), but I would hope anyone who actually gives this story credence one day gets the favor returned...having their own lives critiqued publicly by a high school drop-out who used to fuck their daughter.

I really didn't want to EVER have to stick up for such a hypocritical mess of a politician and human being, but Jesus f'ing Christ people. Have an eye for context that goes beyond your political opinions, please.

It's absolutely amazing how the righties on this site eat their own when they feel betrayed. Sorry to say, but Levi's comments are just another nail in the coffin for Palin 2012.

#71 illustrates my point perfectly. Short sighted, politically motivated, tunnel visioned social retardation.