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Monday, August 31, 2009

NBC's Today show has hired former first daughter Jenna Hager as a new correspondent. The daughter of former President George W. Bush will contribute stories monthly on issues like education. Hager, 27, teaches in Baltimore and has authored two books.

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pardon me whilst i go have a hard liquor cocktail - something i rarely do, but on this occasion...

HOLY CRAPPE! i was so twitterpated i forgot it is an AP story - yikes!

Darn liberal media hiring a "school marm" to push their liberal agenda......

HOLY CRAPPE! i was so twitterpated i forgot it is an AP story - yikes!

#2 | Posted by nanc

Wow. Nice Bambi reference.

Jeezus, that woman is creepy looking....spittin' image of her old man.

Scary.

Jenna Bush looked much better as a blonde.

Nix the new hair color, Jeanna.

I don't think her hair color looks that bad.

I am interested in seeing her stories.

I think I will puke now.

" on issues like education "

Something she obviously shares intimate knowledge of with her legacy failure father.

yes, snark - why else would a loser network like nbc pick her up?!?

#8 - is it the superfluous haircolor remarks or the fact Nothin'but Barack Channel has picked her up?

Excuse me, I didn't know you had the hots for her, Nanc.

when did tucker carlson defect to fox?

"when did tucker carlson defect to fox?"

When no one else wanted him. He sucks. His career pretty much has been on a downward spiral since Jon Stewart trashed him on his own show. Now, if he's on Fox, he is hitting his bottom.

so it was a fair trade?

Her father is no longer President, let's see what she can do on her own. Best of luck Jenna.

There was a lot of commiserating this week end about the loss of respect these days between people who disagree politically, but could be friends after hours.

Good luck with the Tighties accepting you now, Jenna.

"Now, if he's on Fox, he is hitting his bottom."

That's probably because he can't find someone else to do it for him.

On topic: where's Not-Jenna? For the 8 interminable years of her father's presidency, Barbara sightings were rarer than Bigfoot.

Just what TV needs, another Bush larva.

Damn! She needs to get back to being a blonde.

Disagree 101. She is very fuckable now.

Nah. She's less hot.

I would hit that in a heartbeat!

If I was a lefty I would perform a donkey punch.

so it was a fair trade?

#15 | Posted by nanc

yes...maybe... but there was no Oil involved as far as we know.

Give the girl a chance. It's not her fault that her father is a twit. Maybe she will rise above her circumstances and, unlike her dipshit father, take full advantage and make use of her education.

"I would hit that in a heartbeat!

If I was a lefty I would perform a donkey punch."

It's george with long hair(which might explain it)!! She is one large adams apple away from manhood. Very disgusting, and trying to decide which is worse, a fat and repulsive Monica or this man with boobs(anne coulter body type).

LM

So you libards hate George W so you take it out on his daughter? WTF - you libards really are retarded liberals. It's like when Sarah Palin's kids were attacked constantly because the libards hated Palin.

Jenna had absolutely nothing to do with the domestic or international policies of the Bush Administration so leave her the f@ck alone asswipes. If people started making fun of the Obama kids you libs would you lose your f@cking minds.

Those that insult this young lady because they don't like her father are pitiful indeed. What shallow, miserable lives you must have.

Damn limp wristed liberals planting Jenna in Faux news like that.

Also, I've been meaning to ask, which would you guys nail?

Jenna
Barbara

I choose Barbara.

pardon me whilst i go have a hard liquor cocktail - something i rarely do, but on this occasion...

#1 | Posted by nanc

Hell, Nanc, hard liquor is the breakfast of champions!

Jenna.

What shallow, miserable lives you must have.

#28 | Posted by rebelnation at 2009-08-31 04:48 PM |

Just like Rush when he made fun of 13 year old Chelsea by calling her the new Whitehouse dog.

You fuckers sure have short memories.

Jenna had absolutely nothing to do with the domestic or international policies of the Bush Administration so leave her the f@ck alone asswipes. If people started making fun of the Obama kids you libs would you lose your f@cking minds.

#27 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-08-31 04:47 PM |

see #31

Could it be that even NBC is trying to give another point of view? Even if it is just a few fluff pieces could it be that they have now seen how their bias is killing thier ratings and are trying a least half heartedly to do something about it?

Good for her - hopefully they will treat her right.

And to all of you that hammer her because of her dad - or Palin's kid - it really says something about you more than it does about them.

Jenna had absolutely nothing to do with the domestic or international policies of the Bush Administration so leave her the f@ck alone asswipes. If people started making fun of the Obama kids you libs would you lose your f@cking minds.

#27 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-08-31 04:47 PM |

see #31

you libards
you libards really are retarded liberals.
because the libards
f@ck
asswipes
f@cking
#27 | Posted by utastaff

I fwink you libards cant thing wurf a pile a Porky Pig s#i&! Yeth, that what I fwink, you thtoopid, thtoopid momaf@ck#rs!
~USASTAPH

Just like Rush when he made fun of 13 year old Chelsea by calling her the new Whitehouse dog.

You fuckers sure have short memories.

#31 | Posted by briwo

That was fucking bullshit and that asshole deserves no 'by-gones' for that shit.

Also, I've been meaning to ask, which would you guys nail?

Jenna
Barbara

I choose Barbara.

#29 | Posted by briwo

Absolutely! Not only is Barbara hotter, she is less slutty. I get the impression that it takes some verbal work to get Barbara in the sack. Jenna seems like she'd ride any dick offered.

Barbara is better on multiple levels.

I think we should give her a chance before the insults fly.

Who knows, she may do very well.

I hope she does.

#37 | Posted by Lisa

I suspect that Jenna has a flexible neck and an iron jaw. Hopefully, she succeeds in this endeavor.

Not only is Barbara hotter, she is less slutty. I get the impression that it takes some verbal work to get Barbara in the sack. Jenna seems like she'd ride any dick offered.

Barbara is better on multiple levels.

#36 | Posted by JeffJ

Why, thank you. Stop by for a Singapore Sling, anytime.
~
Barbara Bush

#38

LOL

Ok then!

Also, I've been meaning to ask, which would you guys nail?

Jenna
Barbara

I choose Barbara.

#29 | Posted by briwo

It's close but Jenna by 9 inches.

DO NOT click on the link provided in #35. How it ended up as a link, I do not know. And where it will take you, ditto.

#38

Ah, the old Jeffy!

Ah, the old Jeffy!

#43 | Posted by Corky

I am way too serious these days.

I am seriously glad that the 'old' humor struck a chord.

Gotta run, bro.

"Later"

"K"

PS - I am just baiting Boyd at the end.

Danni Danni Danni...you may not be a fan of fox, but to call them the bottom is ignorant. They have the highest ratings out of any of the cable news networks.

BRIWO...so it is tit-for-tat?

So we can start going after kids now? Is that how this works?

no, brentrice - you can only go after republican children - they're open game - you must leave all others alone. ::smirk::

#46, how you extrapolated that from what I said escapes me.

Speaking of Bush. Is there a news blackout on him or something? If he's embarrassd to show his face again in public, he should be.

When Cheney was VP, he was always hiding in his bunker. Now he doesn't shut up.


They have the highest ratings out of any of the cable news networks.

#45 | Posted by brentrice1

Appealing to the lowest common denominator will do that for you. lol

Speaking of Bush. Is there a news blackout on him or something? If he's embarrassd to show his face again in public, he should be.
Posted by Ray

He was at Teddy's funeral, sitting one row and a bit to the left of the current President and the First Lady. He was holding Michelle's leash.

Who's hotter?

On a good night you can get them both

slog.thestranger.com

#25 | POSTED BY MIDIMAN AT 2009-08-31 04:28 PM | REPLY | FLAG

yeah, its possible that she is more like her grandfather than her father..

Which means she will get elected as "Vice" president behind some actor and run the Whitehouse for 12 years.

Jenna
Barbara
I choose Barbara.

#29 | Posted by briwo

It's close but Jenna by 9 inches.

#41 | Posted by wisgod

I wish I could find myself one of them magic rulers it would really help make my game talk more convincing

I wish I could find myself one of them magic rulers it would really help make my game talk more convincing

#54 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Do what FrankF2.5 would do. Declare a winner and tell us you'd hold up in a motel6 with the winner for 2 weeks. That would work out to 9+ inches...(and $1,200.00 on the checkout bill for Viagra)

well, there goes the Today Show's credibility!
oh, wait... they don't have any.
carry on!

Should drive the iq, and the bac up sharply....

Her father is no longer President, let's see what she can do on her own. Best of luck Jenna. #16 | Posted by kanrei

On her own? Pffffft. Like she landed a national-level reporter job on her own merit? Bullshit. Mere mortals have to earn their way up the ranks, by things such as performance, experience, etc. Just another example of the Bushtards getting handed positions they have neither earned nor are qualified for, just like her loser father. Hopefully, she will flop and dig the Bush name even further down the shitter (if that's even possible)...

He was at Teddy's funeral, sitting one row and a bit to the left of the current President and the First Lady. He was holding Michelle's leash.

#51 | Posted by wisgod

Some idiots need a "helper dog"

On her own? Pffffft. Like she landed a national-level reporter job on her own merit? Bullshit. Mere mortals have to earn their way up the ranks, by things such as performance, experience, etc. Just another example of the Bushtards getting handed positions they have neither earned nor are qualified for, just like her loser father. Hopefully, she will flop and dig the Bush name even further down the shitter (if that's even possible)...

#58 | Posted by Newyawker

Kinda sounds a lot like what Chelsea Clinton did with her "education", I believe she was handed a pretty cushy job at some marketing or polling company.
Just like the Obama kids will be given when the time comes.

It's funny to sit here and read all the lib's trash Jenna JUST BECAUSE HER NAME IS/WAS BUSH.

If any of you took the time to do a little homework instead of hating her because of her dad, you would find that she is pretty damn liberal, all things considered.

But, I guess it's just way easier to take the "Hate anything & everything that is Bush" marching orders and plow ahead.

Doesn't the word "liberal" mean open-minded? It is a shame that another word has been hijacked for the "greater good".

see #31

#32 | Posted by briwo

It is fair to say that Chelsey Clinton was ugly. She was. Doesn't mean that anyone hates her or doesn't think she is a good person. It's just that no one would have sex with her with the lights on.

When no one else wanted him. He sucks. His career pretty much has been on a downward spiral since Jon Stewart trashed him on his own show. Now, if he's on Fox, he is hitting his bottom.

#14 | Posted by danni at 2009-08-31 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

Danni continues to play the role of the 'damn fool'. That is the only explanation for her belief that Jon Stewart has any impact on anything. Other than 'fools' like Danni.

Fox hires Jenna Bush?

Part of their "No ex-POTUS' child left behind" program?

Wot she gonna talk about?

Education?

Well after her dad gave the world a glimose of wot a Harvard graduate looks like these days the topic really needs a shot in the arm.

Funding NCLB, something her dad didn't do, might help too.

Be Well.

Fox hires Jenna Bush?

#64 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-09-01 04:01 PM | Reply

No stupid, they didn't. Obviously you're distracted by Romper Rooom, again.

Reading and comprehending are not your strong points, are they? You disturbed little priss.

#64 | Posted by dethspud at 2009-09-01 04:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Two tokes to the wind already.

glimose? The canadian bacon shows up once again to show off his true colors once again - always easier to bash the right and those connected with the right rather than consider his position may really only be the fetal one.

Look in all fairness Gore's daughter Karenna and Modale's daughter Eleanor in their glory years were pretty damn hot, but Amy Carter and Chelsey well...Even some lib rag a few years ago stated that when Chelsey came into the gym she was wearing an old gray sweatshirt and her mother's thighs.

BTW Eleanor has brain cancer again. Good Luck at the Mayo.

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