This practice has been known since the days of the Romans. Interesting no one has built a machine that will accomplish the same thing. Even more interesting is the lack of apparent demand for one.

When I worked in the ED, we saw a guy with a can of Right Guard up there.

I had to be removed surgically.

It had to be removed surgically.

I was too busy laughing.

Having investigated the matter in some depth

and having found myself in deep shit....

Sort of like Death Panels, it doesn't matter if it is true or not the legend will still live on.
On legends to do with sexuality the truth doesn't matter just like with the ones about health care reform. Funny thing too, the same folks believe both.

Interesting no one has built a machine that will accomplish the same thing.

There is. Richard Gere bought them all.

Only four posts before someone stretched to connect objects vacuum-packed in rear ends to the politics of health care. Is NOTHING outside politics anymore??

Is NOTHING outside politics anymore??

Not as long as you have redneckshill, danni, frank55 and a couple of others posting. It is a guarantee one of those three will make a political statement out of a completely partisan free thread.

7 | Posted by morris

Lemmiwinks FTW!

#9 | Posted by goatman

Go stuff a chainsaw up your ass.

Go stuff a chainsaw up your ass.

OUCH! It stings being a predictible and foregone conclusion and having it stare you in the face, doesn't it frankie! LOL

A chainsaw? Hmmmm...........

"antenna rod"

LMAO! This weapon of mass distruction could kill someone if inserted up the ass.

"On legends to do with sexuality the truth doesn't matter"

Marc Rudov says he agrees with you 100%.

That episode of South Park was fucking funny!

Why oh why are all mean people mad out to be with a German accent? Isn't that a stereotype? LOL!

If someone did the gerbil thing, why would a hospital necessarily know? Couldn't the guy just poop it out like he was taking a shit? I've shit some turds that were a lot bigger around than a gerbil before. I'm not saying it wasn't a painful experience, but I was able to use normal forces to get 'em out.

"I'm not saying it wasn't a painful experience"

It was a pain in the ass!

Gerbils, the Truth

How do they know the Gerbils were telling the truth-were they tortured for the information?

Richard Gere bought them all

AN officer and a gerbilman

... The medical journals list, among other things, the following astonishing array: A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb... a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle....

Why all those weird objects? Why wouldn't those guys just use a vibrator instead?

"An officer and a gentleman"

I loved that film. Definitely a chick flick but a great movie all the same.

"Is NOTHING outside politics anymore??"

Sure there is dumb ass, but not on a web site that is about politics. Without politics there would be no DR site, here EVERYTHING is about politics. Duh!

How do they know the Gerbils were telling the truth-were they tortured for the information?

#19 | Posted by frankf55

Yes they were tortured: They were forced to listen to your jokes for 8 hour streches every day of the week.

well, califchris, some people find Mrs Butterworth totally irresistable I guess.

The u-joint from a sink?? The u-joint from a sink?? C'mon! I get almost queezy froma prostate exam and these people fit sink plumbing up there?

That last post is graphic, obviously.

As sick as those vids are, ness, do you equate that with "marriage?"
They call them queer because they are.

"They call them queer because they are."

By that definition, so are left-handers, or folks with green eyes.

Thay are called queer because they ARE, dannyboy. You left-handed, green-eyed and fellating strangers, dannyboy?

By that definition, so are left-handers, or folks with green eyes.

Wrong. Left-handedness and green eyes are proven to be genetic and run in the family.

Wrong. Left-handedness and green eyes are proven to be genetic and run in the family.

You're missing the point.

You're missing the point.

#34 | Posted by ness_gadol at 2009-08-31 11:15 AM

Not at all, you are just trying to obfuscate. Either show how my point wasn't valid, admit your assertion was wrong, or STFU.

You tried to link homosexuality with being left-handed or green-eyed. Since handedness and eye color are purely determined by genetics, the only possible way to equivocate homosexuality would be if it too were purely genetic. There is currently no evidence that this is the case.