New Zealand Man Kills, Roasts Pet Dog

Suspend him.

Immediately.

Mikey Vick

That's horrible!

Don't they have Bar-BQ over there?

Now this is truly weird (from the perspective of the culture in which I was raised): 100% premium free range dog meat for sale at www.puppybeef.com

Yuck!!!

Vermin has a web page?

FF for #4!

Q : What do you call a Kiwi with more than 1 dog?

A : A Vegetarian.

or

A : A Rancher

That's nothing. The Danish are killing every mutt in the country in order to ensure they have no dogs with "aggressive genes" in their population.

They're only going to be allowed to have purebred (aka inbred and overpriced) dogs of "non-aggressive" breeds.

Always good to have a dog around when you get hungry. Eating them is a tradition linking the present with the misty past.

In that prehistorical time, attempts at political correctness and misplaced empathy met the club, and where some long-pig became available as a welcome change from dog on the spit ...

"and where some long-pig became available as a welcome change from dog on the spit..."

From To Serve Man: A Cookbook for People (www.amazon.com):

Some argue that cowboy meat is too tough to be served any other way, especially since the spices tend to kill the taste of whatever the donor may have been smoking, drinking, or chewing. Others discount this argument, but agree that Chili is a practical, quick way to serve Man in well-disguised form.
Meat of 1 reasonably well-muscled Cowboy, ground coarsely
-- 15 pounds onions, chopped
-- 10 cloves garlic, crushed
-- 1/2 cup cooking oil
-- 25 pounds pre-cooked kidney beans
-- 25 pounds fresh tomatoes
-- 2 oz. salt
-- 6 to 12 oz. chili powder
-- 2 oz. sugar
-- 1/2 oz. pepper, freshly ground
-- (Optional: 40 green bell peppers)
-- (Optional: 3 tsp. paprika)

On a frying grill or in a battery of skillets, brown onions, meat, and bell peppers (cut up)if used, for about 5 minutes per batch. Peel and quarter tomatoes. Put tomatoes, beans with their cooking water, and 2-1/2 gallons additional water in large kettle or wash boiler (or divide among several smaller ones). Add meat, onions, peppers if used, and seasonings. Simmer for 90 minutes; serve in bowls or with rice. For 150.

Hey, it just wouldn't be another normal day on DR if we didn't have at least one animal abuse/mutilation/torture story to read.

Isn't that the truth.

I'm betting the RCADE doggy is well fleshed, 2/1 ...

Think I'll take the dog for a wok.

Then, there is roof-rabbit, stuffed with hairballs ...

Gee whiz Tad, now that's sick even for you.

Tastes like chicken.

Roof rabbit? You're in luck. The folks at puppybeef.com have another site: KittyBeef.com (www.kittybeef.com) where you can get "100% premium free range cat meat." They've got "Whole Fish Fed Cat," "Whole Meat Fred Cat," Whole Chicken Fed Cat," and some dandy items like sausages, salami, and jerky.

I don't think sooooo...

"Tastes like chicken."

Which tastes like snake.

If you don't want to eat your cat, but make it into interesting shapes and keep it kittenesque forever, there is www.shorty.com

oops. Shoulda said "Bonzai kitten" in link.

Slept late. First post. Still in pre-caffeine mode.

Bonsai Kitten?!?!?
Banzai!

Does chicken taste like snake or does snake taste like chicken?

"Does chicken taste like snake or does snake taste like chicken?"

Yes.

Lemme see:

1 - He owned the dog

2 - He killed it humanely

Hmm so what the problemo?

Signed a lifelong dog owner who has never eaten a dog...yet

P.S. for your own sanity and peace of mind you are advised not to inquire as to whether I've ever eaten authentic Chinese and Korean food or horsemeat

...Roasts pet dog..

Hmm, Gimme reads this headline and finds his thoughts turning to romantic roadkill dinners by candlelight, fine scotch, a good cigar, women and song. ♥♥♥

Hmm, Gimme reads this headline and finds his thoughts turning to romantic roadkill dinners by candlelight, fine scotch, a good cigar, women and song.

Yeah your point being?

Yeah your point being?

#27 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Point? Err, it was a joke, Gimme. Get it? As in "hahaha"?

That's good to hear Chris those little hearts at the end of your post had me a mite worried

I could never eat a pet.

I could never eat a pet.

Never been desperately hungry or just fanatically queasy?

Friend of mine raised a heifer named "Boo" like it was his best pet ever and after he had it butchered jokingly moaned how bad he felt about eating "Boo"

I couldn't do that, Gimme.

Now we know where Bo will be if Ook Ook ever shows up with a full look and a toothpick.

could't eat a pet

But would you eat your great grandmother?

Funny story, Lisa: My friend lives in the country and her son raised a cow for slaughter on her land. Her granddaughters (aged 5-10) became attached to it and even named it. Well, the cow met its fate and the girls knew what they were eating, but they got over it and ate the 'pet' anyway.

Well, my friend's mother (the little girl's g'grandmoterh) died last year. As is the custom everyone brought food over. One person brought a honey baked ham. They were eating the ham one night and everyone was going on how good and tasty this "honey ham" was. They noticed the little girl just picking at it and would not eat it. She had a very troubled look on her face. Finally her grandmother asked, "what's wrong"? The little girl just burst into tear and said "I can't eat honey"

"honey" was the girls' pet name for their greatgrandmother. LOL Every very quickly explained they weren't eating "honey", but a "honey baked hame".

SOP in Asia.

sick thread.

Thats about all I can say.

we've killed and eaten many pets. chickens and turkens mostly - a pig once. key to eating pets in a safe and sane manner - don't name them! BWAH!

Or you can name them Nanc,BWAH

A great future with the Republicians or the CIA!!!

This man would make a wonderful Republican or even better he'd be the perfect CIA agent!!!

Awwwww...poor thing, goatman.

See that would be me!!

The trick is to roast them with lots of ginger and ti leaves at around 250F for half a day. Mmmm! Butt lickin' good.

"P.S. for your own sanity and peace of mind you are advised not to inquire as to whether I've ever eaten authentic Chinese and Korean food or horsemeat

#25 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch "

Horse steak is incredibly tasty. Also horse hide shoes (cordovan) are far better than cow.

Thing is with horses it's incredibly cruel to let them die of natural causes so they need to be slaughtered. Why let all the meat and leather go to waste?

Thing is with horses it's incredibly cruel to let them die of natural causes so they need to be slaughtered. Why let all the meat and leather go to waste?

Works for grandma too!!!

Uh-oh.

Hawt Dawg!

Be Well.

#7 | Posted by sully,

Complete bullshit.

They have a law here that says you can't own a pit bull because they are to aggressive.

So instead of calling them pit bulls, they call them by their real name American Staffordshire Terrier. And many many people own this type of dog in Denmark, also Rottweiler, German shepherd, Doberman pincher, and any other type of dog you can think of.

You do have to have insurance on your dog here, and get it microchipped.

"You do have to have insurance on your dog here, and get it microchipped."

If you live in the city you need the microchip. Not out in the country.

Friend of mine raised a heifer named "Boo" like it was his best pet ever and after he had it butchered jokingly moaned how bad he felt about eating "Boo"

#31 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-08-24 09:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

I couldn't do that, Gimme.

#32 | Posted by Lisa

That's why you never name your food.

"#7 | Posted by sully,

Complete bullshit."

I was referring to this. I thought the law was already passed but they are just talking about it.

www.economist.com

PETA should just love this one.

Meat of 1 reasonably well-muscled Cowboy, ground coarsely
-- 15 pounds onions, chopped
-- 10 cloves garlic, crushed
-- 1/2 cup cooking oil
-- 25 pounds pre-cooked kidney beans
-- 25 pounds fresh tomatoes
-- 2 oz. salt
-- 6 to 12 oz. chili powder
-- 2 oz. sugar
-- 1/2 oz. pepper, freshly ground
-- (Optional: 40 green bell peppers)
-- (Optional: 3 tsp. paprika)
#9 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2009-08-24 05:44 PM | Flag: More garlic, and fresh chilis

Don't hate the guy. With Obamanomics, we'll all be eating stray dogs and cats in about two years when the economy completely collapses - except for the rich libs like Obama who will still be living like a billionaire in the White House on the taxpayer dime.

Ever notice the owners of pitbulls usualy look like they shouldn't be allowed to breed either?