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Thursday, August 20, 2009

A female South African sprinter who won the 800 meter final at the world championships was asked to take a gender verification test to prove she is a woman. Caster Semenya, 18, had never competed outside of Africa before this week.

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I've never heard of anything like this.

Anyone else?

Sort of.

www.theaustralian.news.com.au

Happened in 2005, too.

entertainment.howstuffworks.co
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The little man is saying she could be a he.

Looks like it could be a guy to me.

HE OR SHE?

She has absolutely no hips at all -- just like a guy. Her hands are big -- always a dead giveaway as men, even slightly built men, always have larger hands.

She also has a deep voice. Does she have an Adam's Apple? Any breasts? How about facial hair? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out if she is a he.

"Does she have an Adam's Apple? "

IT'S mANN COULTER!!!!!!!!

Read the articles I posted. If steroids are introduced soon enough, it really doesn't matter what she is/was genetically.

In MASS all you have to do is tell the DMV your preferred sex identity and they put it on your ID and that is as good as fact. These are the people who love Ted Kennedy.

Amy Dhala.

Maybe she should pull an Obama and not provide the information, just show a Driver's License or something she receives based on her declaration.

We have precedents. After all if an American President will not produce his actual birth certificates, the foreign passport under which he traveled as a foreign national, his school records, and the like, why should a mere track star be held to a higher standard?

In MASS all you have to do is tell the DMV your preferred sex identity and they put it on your ID and that is as good as fact. These are the people who love Ted Kennedy.

The application for the federally required TWIC card for marine and offshore workers has for its options for 'sex' :male, female, other.

Really. I cracked up when I saw that.

Just pull your pants down so we can see the cooch and all will be ok....or not.

rwd

She has absolutely no hips at all -- just like a guy. Her hands are big -- always a dead giveaway as men, even slightly built men, always have larger hands.

She also has a deep voice. Does she have an Adam's Apple? Any breasts? How about facial hair? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out if she is a he.

#5 | Posted by CalifChris

Hmm just outta curiosity Chris could you post pixs of your hands/throat, hormone prescriptions, yearly total electrolysis/depilatory creams bills and a tape-recording of you reading the Gettysburg Address?

Just pull your pants down so we can see the cooch and all will be ok....or not.

rwd

#12 | Posted by rightwingdon at 2009-08-19 10:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

She has absolutely no hips at all -- just like a guy. Her hands are big -- always a dead giveaway as men, even slightly built men, always have larger hands.

She also has a deep voice. Does she have an Adam's Apple? Any breasts? How about facial hair? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out if she is a he.

#5 | Posted by CalifChris

Hmm just outta curiosity Chris could you post pixs of your hands/throat, hormone prescriptions, yearly total electrolysis/depilatory creams bills and a tape-recording of you reading the Gettysburg Address?

#13 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-08-19 10:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

Look, people, if Ann Coulter says she's a chick, then she's a chick, OK?

Find another hobby.

She also has a deep voice. Does she have an Adam's Apple? Any breasts? How about facial hair? It shouldn't be that hard to figure out if she is a he.

#5 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-08-19 08:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Does she fart in public?

If she does,definitely a guy.

rwd

"In MASS all you have to do is tell the DMV your preferred sex identity and they put it on your ID and that is as good as fact."

Reminds me of a story a guy told me once. Said his buddy would carry out a hit on someone for the price of a sex change surgery. Then if he got caught they'd send him to a womens prison and he could spend the rest of his life pleasuring women.

A simple blood test will answer the question.

If she has a 'Y' chromosome then she's a male, if she has two 'X' chromosomes, then she's a female.

It's not a hard test to do.

It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.

Remember those East German "female" luge olympians? Lynette Fromme could give a bigger woodie.

Once again.....PROVE IT!

The best gender test would be to show a movie like "Mama Mia" and see if they cry or fall asleep.

This would be funnier if it was a different sport. I'd love to see Shaq dunking on all those WNBA chicks.

Find another hobby.

#14 | Posted by BetelG at 2009-08-19 11:01 PM | Flag: Defending Wife's Honor

Should we also start testing kids to make sure that no "normies" sneak into the Special Olympics?

...
Look, people, if Ann Coulter says she's a chick, then she's a chick, OK?

Find another hobby.

#14 | Posted by BetelG at 2009-08-19 11:01 PM


Why it looks like BetelG is harboring a secret crush for Annie. Wbo knew!

Here's a photo for your computer desktop or maybe you can have your bedroom plastered with Ann Coulter wallpaper.

For BetelG's desktop photo

#17 | Posted by Roy_Batty

Not really apparently. There are men who are immune to testosterone, so they end up developing as woman. And then some men have XXY and some woman only have one X chromosone. The thing is this runner could be a man but not know it. The human body is complicated and strange.

Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Look at the pictures of him . . . you can see his package!

John@brokencountry.com

Michele Obama is a sprinter? I thought she'd..errr...he'd be throwing the shot.

Search Google images for Caster Semenya and you can see for yourself. He even has an Adams Apple.

#10 | Posted by Johnson at 2009-08-19 09:16 PM
***"Maybe she should pull an Obama and not provide the information, just show a Driver's License or something she receives based on her declaration - We have precedents. After all if an American President will not produce his actual birth certificates, the foreign passport under which he traveled as a foreign national, his school records, and the like, why should a mere track star be held to a higher standard"

Really? Really? You could make some Nigerian EXTREMELY happy...

www.snopes.com

Could we please let this stupid rumor die already?

A simple blood test will answer the question.

If she has a 'Y' chromosome then she's a male, if she has two 'X' chromosomes, then she's a female.

It's not a hard test to do.

#17 | Posted by Roy_Batty at 2009-08-19 11:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Reading between the lines I think they may suspect an intersexual (aka Hermaphrodite)) or a pseudohermaphrodite. That would explain all the other tests. "She" certainly does look like a dude though - then again there are a lot of women like that. As for the improvements, she is a woman and young so why should an 8 second improvement in a year be so surprising?

But I agree xx or yx in sports = man or woman... That is sort of a determining factor even though so many out there want us to be open minded and think that men and women are equals. They aren't - why would we have men's and women's sports then?.

"THEY HAVE NO RIGHT. I should...I mean, she should be able to say she's a woman without any observant person having questions."

--Corky

Here's a suggestion for getting to the bottom of this:

Why don't we just wait until the test results are in? Nothing is accomplished by anyone here bumping their gums over it, and the tests will be done within days.

Then we can talk about it. You know, when there's, like, some real news?

After all if an American President will not produce his actual birth certificates,... - Johnson


Has ANY President or anybody else ever produced his or her ACTUAL birth certificate? So far as I know a Certified Copy is all we can ever get.

But Johnson, as usual, knows better.

We should expect more of these lewd and deceitful charlatans in society when we embrace such circus acts as examples of wholesome humanity.

Welcome to the world of transgenderism folks. And the fact that these examples of debased humanity are embraced and welcomed by the LGBT circus, ought to tell you something about the LGBs.

And the fact that these examples of debased humanity are embraced and welcomed by the LGBT circus, ought to tell you something about the LGBs

That LGBs are magnitudes beyond you in compassion, humanity and understanding?

"Just pull your pants down so we can see the cooch and all will be ok....or not.

#12 | Posted by rightwingdon"


Did you see this shemale before you posted that? You're fucking gross, dude.

"Reminds me of a story a guy told me once. Said his buddy would carry out a hit on someone for the price of a sex change surgery. Then if he got caught they'd send him to a womens prison and he could spend the rest of his life pleasuring women.

#16 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce"


Wtf? Did your "friend's friend" think about the fact that it would be kinda hard to "pleasure" the women in prison when his dick was in a specimen jar or a pathology lab?

#37 | Posted by YAV

Ah yesss. The definition of compassion = how understanding one can be towards debauchery. Or if one engages in lewd behavior and plays nicey nice with another, we'll just look past his lewdness, indeed bless his licentiousness...cuz he's compassionate don't ya' know?


"We should expect more of these lewd and deceitful charlatans in society when we embrace such circus acts as examples of wholesome humanity."

To TheOneBS:

As I said only two posts above yours, there IS. NO. FUCKING. STORY. YET. There is speculation based on this person's appearance, but no facts at this point.

I would hope that you'll be man enough to come back here and apologize for dumping your pet prejudice on this person if the test shows a female gender.

But I very much doubt you will.

Did your "friend's friend" think about the fact that it would be kinda hard to "pleasure" the women in prison when his dick was in a specimen jar or a pathology lab?

#39 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-08-20 04:52 PM | Reply | Flag: Voice of experience

#42 | Posted by JOE at 2009-08-20 04:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Shemale

I'd love to see Shaq.

#22 | Posted by JOE at 2009-08-20 02:50 PM | Reply | Flag: Ghey

Mine was better. Sorry, munty.

#40 | Posted by TheOneBS at 2009-08-20 04:53 PM
***"Ah yesss. The definition of compassion = how understanding one can be towards debauchery. Or if one engages in lewd behavior and plays nicey nice with another, we'll just look past his lewdness, indeed bless his licentiousness...cuz he's compassionate don't ya' know"

compassion
Pronunciation: kəm-ˈpa-shən
Function: noun
sympathetic consciousness of others' distress together with a desire to alleviate it
synonyms see pity

Compassion is a human emotion prompted by the pain of others. More vigorous than empathy, the feeling commonly gives rise to an active desire to alleviate another's suffering. It is often, though not inevitably, the key component in what manifests in the social context as altruism. In ethical terms, the various expressions down the ages of the so-called Golden Rule embody by implication the principle of compassion: Do to others what you would have them do to you. [1] Ranked a great virtue in numerous philosophies, compassion is considered in all the major religious traditions as among the greatest of virtues.

Just thought you (as exeplified by your posts) could use a quick refresher...

Beefers thinks that's a very large Bump in the Trunks up Front......

#47 | Posted by beefers at 2009-08-20 05:29 PM | Reply | Flag: Eats at Joe's

!!!CHICKS WITH DICKS!!!

If she has a 'Y' chromosome then she's a male, if she has two 'X' chromosomes, then she's a female.

So Jamie Lee Curtis is a man? She is XY.

Faulty SRY, androgen insensitivity syndrome... you can be "genetically" male but develop as a female to varying degrees. Unlucky ones, like TheOneBS, develop male characteristics but suffer from gynecomastia and micropenis.

She is a she until proven otherwise.

She is said to have facial hair--unusual, yes.

She is no Flo Jo.

She could use an eyebrow plucker.

Ah yesss. The definition of compassion = how understanding one can be towards debauchery. Or if one engages in lewd behavior and plays nicey nice with another, we'll just look past his lewdness, indeed bless his licentiousness...cuz he's compassionate don't ya' know?

What debauchery? What lewd behavior? What licentiousness?

You sure have a strong opinion about this sprinter. So far we know one thing: This person was born without enough gender specifics to classify in an obvious way male or female.

FYI, there are more people like this in the USA than there are Jewish people. This is, sadly, not uncommon - and parents and doctors do their best to make a guess at birth what the most successful gender assignment will result in their child's happiness.

You have a lot of baggage, and it's extremely unattractive. You've shown yourself to be a hell of a lot sicker as a human than anything that's been reported about this sprinter.

Sometimes you get the creamy kind... sometimes you get the nuts.

And like a peanut-allergic friend of mine once discovered... just because you can't see the nuts doesn't mean they're not there.

Someone mentioned the fact that men and woman are different and not equal.

I say also South African people are athletically superior in general. While not especially a large people, (such as a kraut or a big swede,) they are lean, muscular and agile. As in all peoples with a strong stature the woman are just not that attractive. They look manly.

#31 | Posted by Capt_Of_Uranus at 2009-08-20 04:07 PM

Could we please let this stupid rumor die already?

That's a Certificate of Live Birth isn't it, and not a Birth Certificate. They differ in information contained and validation.

The one who could put this matter to rest instead of spending a million dollars defending court suits is Obama by releasing his actual Birth Certificate, and his passports, and financing and college grades, transparency, to show if here were a citizen by natural birth in the United States, and that if he were a citizen, he hadn't renounced his citizenship. Why would an American citizen travel using an Indonesian passport?

The ball is in Obama's court, and he refuses to come clean. Why?

Sex can be something of a continuum with ambiguity as to certain aspects in the transition zone. The genotype and phenotype can differ.

I suspect that this woman may be an amalgam of whatever, and has lived her life as an ostensible female regardless of what genetic tests might show.

Parenthetically, the recent showings of the Jamaican sprint team after years of relative mediocrity have been questioned by a cynical columnist who recites the transformation of a program, and the shaving of large blocks of time by several performers.

He likens it to an alert that should have been received when baseball players suddenly were transformed into more bulky folks, sporting a sudden additional 30 or 40 pounds of muscle mass, and records fell.

Maybe in this day and age, we should just start anew and permit enhancement of the human body so that records reflect "the best" with enhancements, and the old record books can be replaced by the new.

Beefers has four words for ya...


Bump

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Beefers has four words for ya...


Bump


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#58 | Posted by beefers at 2009-08-21 09:52 AM | Reply


My bump is due to my oversized clit.
-Jackass

As mentioned above, just remember the East German 'female' atheletes.

The East german girls were actually females, but pumped so full of male hormones they looked like men. (on an unappealing side note, once the East German records became available for review after the wall went down, it was discovered that the large testosterone treatments the girls were getting led the girls themselves to report an increased sex drive, to 'uncontrollable" levels..... The cruelty of it: drugs that make them incredably horny and also ugly....)

"...After all if an American President will not produce his actual birth certificates, ...#10 | Posted by Johnson"

Hey Moron: So you want Obama to ask the Hawaii Records office to send him a copy of his birth certificate, which they have on file, verified and shown to the world...just so Obama can hold it up and so it to you again????????

Or do you actually think that Obama supposed has some kind of magical birth certificate that no one else received??????

You are truely an asswipe.

And you'll be laughed at forever more.

"...Welcome to the world of transgenderism folks. And the fact that these examples of debased humanity are embraced and welcomed by the LGBT circus, ought to tell you something about the LGBs.
#36 | Posted by TheOneBS..."

Hey Moron:

The only reason why you can't accept the possibility of actual intersex is because of your non-sensical conservative devotion to Christianity - where your so-called god made "Adam and Eve".

Hermaphroditism, or intersexism, is clearly a marker of genetics and mutation, re: evolution. And ruins your perfect Black/White Good/Evil world view.

Since your simplistic brain cannot understand the complexity of biology and science, you should move your dumb ass out of here!

Yeah, obama is being accused of being a man.

With her muscular Schwartenegger like-he-man arms, someone should test Michelle Obama. I always thought she looked like a dude in drag.

One blogger described Michelle as looking like Wayne Brady in drag. What do you think? Does she look more like Wayne Brady in drag or Dennis Rodman in drag? It's kind of close.

Test Michelle! On the manliness of Michelle Obama:

"First Lady Michelle Obama shows off her man-like figure Monday in Phoenix, AZ."
www.mofopolitics.com

Open Question on Yahoo (See the funny answers):

"Do you think Michelle obama looks like a man ?"
answers.yahoo.com

"Michelle Obama looks like a man....she is so gruff and unpolished. She needs to go to school to become groomed on how to be a real first LADY...because there is nothing ladylike about her."
www.usmagazine.com

"I'd like to talk about Kevin Garnett this guy is the Michelle Obama of the Celtics. He doesn't really do anything but damn he looks good doesn't he? Michelle Obama that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as at least his forward."
-Comedian Jay Mohr
www.topix.com

"My bump is due to my oversized clit.
-Jackass"


Beefers thinks you should come over immediately.....
Just kidding..


No no no The bump in the runners trunks is to big to be what you claimed... Unless the runner has the worlds biggest Jackass... I I I mean C C C C th th thing....

Beefers thinks he's in love..... |


That woman fell out of the ugly tree and broke every limb on her way down. My labrador Max is turning his nose up so I say it's got to be a man, all though I did catch him cornholing the neighbor poodle once when he was a pup.

Non descended testes are actually pretty common but usually they have a vagina and a penis, or freakishly large cl!t and the parents are urged to make them a girl at birth because it's much easier to remove the apendage.

But the only thing that will truly tell is the DNA test and the hormone blood levels. If my memory serves me correctly there was a Indian woman who got a silver medal a few years back and after examination it turned out she was a man.

But I think I will take Max's opinion on the matter regardless.

Wasn't there an Aerosmith song... "Dude looks like a Dude"?

Well, hell!

This is right in the wheelhouse of the libs on the retort.

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