I believe the U.S. should have requirements for anyone running for office:
#1 - they definitely have to know the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.
Thereby eliminating all republican conservatives. they do know, however, how to Drill, Baby, Drill. Which is Heterosexually Approved.
#2 - They have to know the Bill of Rights, what it simply says, not what they can twist and spin it to say for their own power grab.
Thereby eliminating all Republicans who think that the bill of rights is soley for WHite Straight Male Christians, and not for Women, People of Color, or Gays and Lesbians.
#3 - they obey the Constitutions guidelines.
Thereby eliminating Republicans who think the constitution is a 'GODDAMNED PIECE OF PAPER!
#4 - understand that illegals are, well, uh, illegal, and they are breaking the law, and will even more so when they are in the country.
Thereby eliminating Republicans who hire the Illegals by the truckload for their monster corporations which end up eliminating American Middle and lower class workers, who actually deserve a decent paying job.
#5 - they understand that it costs Americans 35 billion dollars a year to educate and give them free health care.
Thereby eliminating Republicans who think it's more important to have 15000 Nuclear Missles at a cost of 2 billion (for up-keep) each missle, which is obviously more important than having a healthy and educated public whom just might question republican sanity.
#6 - required to show proof that they were born in the U.S., and not some crayon scribbled note from rahm emanuel.
Thereby Eliminating republicans who wouldn't believe it if you waived a goddamn Birth Certificate in their face...
#7 - that we are a Christian nation, that there is no wall between church and state, just a guarantee the the U.S. government will not adopt a national religion like global warming, abortion, liberalism, marxism, communism, health care.....
Thereby eliminating the FOUNDERS of America who were clear as ice when they wrote that this was NOT a Christian Country (See the Treaty of Tripoli, Section 11, as written by John Adams)... and that the rights of the people were bestowed upon them by THEIR OWN IDEA OF A CREATOR (not the christian Jesus, Not the christian 'Lord').
#8 - realize we are a capitalist nation, that liberalism, socialism, communism, marxism are mental deficiencies, or brain rot, that needs to stamped out in our lifetime, so ass not to infect the next generations.
Thereby eliminating Republicans who a) Cannot uderstand that Capitalism is NOT a form of gorvernment, and that b) Corporate Welfare, republicans' favorite form of Socialism has DESTROYED American in 8 short years.
#9 - that the American people don't want to change America, by supporting the parasites on the left.
Thereby eliminating all ASSHATS like you, who refuse to understand that the MAJORITY of AMERICANS voted FOR CHANGE...and were willing to throw out every last christian repugnlican who could not steal their own election - again.
But thanks for playing, MORON.