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Friday, August 14, 2009

"We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out," MacFarlane told Playboy in an interview. "But we decided it's better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he's a 1-year-old."

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How much time did Stewie spend at Neverland ranch?

Well, duh. Now pass the Cool WH-ip.

The only people this is news to are the people who will follow hearing "Family Guy's Stewie is Gay" with "What is Family Guy and who is Stewie?"

The only people this is news to are the people who will follow hearing "Family Guy's Stewie is Gay" with "What is Family Guy and who is Stewie?"

#3 | Posted by kanrei

And, whatever it is and whoever he is, we hate him and will pray for him to be cured, or hit by a bus.

The episode they are talking about sounds funny actually. I read somewhere else that it would have Stewie coming out, creating a time machine, and going back to when they wrote Leviticus to get them to leave the gay part out so he will be ok.

I'm more concerned why this guy is talking about a 1 year old's sexuality with Playboy.

To be fair LOD, he has been a one year old for 10 years.

I'm more concerned why this guy is talking about a 1 year old's sexuality with Playboy.

#6 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE

Have you SEEN the show? Everything is fair game.

WHAT THE DUECE!!!!!!!!

HAHA yeah I've seen the show. Can't say I hate it either!

I just hope they don't lose focus on his more Hitler like qualities while they develop him into a gay.

"It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'"

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!

... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ...

WHERE'S MY MONEY, MAN?

... damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ...

So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!

If he's gay, why did he marry a girl in one episode and then later fall if love with a neighbors daughter?

If he's gay, why did he marry a girl in one episode and then later fall if love with a neighbors daughter?

#22 | Posted by zeke

Because the guy who draws him says so?

I'm not worried about high school at all, worst case scenario I'll carve out a niche as the effeminate male friend of the popular girls.

Stewie Griffin: ... ahhh, what are you doing ...
Brian: ... I am cleaning myself ...
Stewie Griffin: ... you were clean 15 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation ...

Don't forget the taint.

Especially appropriate for the DR:

... yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ...

Stewie: I'm sorry.. that's never happened to me before
Fran: Which part? The three seconds of sex, or the 45 minutes of crying?
Stewie: Well, I guess both...Do I give you money or something?

"we hate him and will pray for him to be cured, or hit by a bus."

He was hit by a bus. Brian pushed him in front of one.

www.youtube.com

He was hit by a bus. Brian pushed him in front of one.

#29 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce

Yeah, well-it didn't work-he's still on the show....

"Are you queer?"
"Probably"

"You know what I haven't had in a long time? Big league chew."

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