Bwahahahahahahahaahaha......

Once again, I told you so.

Edwards is a shitbag, Edwards has always been a shitbag, Edwards always will be a shitbag.

I can't wait to see him do the perp walk, he will be a prize bitch in prison.

I wonder if Obama will tell him to man up and take care of his kid. That would be an interesting conversation.

I can't believe I actually voted for this cheating, two-timing clown in the primaries.

Well, no one is perfect. Even I, who is nearly perfect, have been known to make a mistake once in a while.

Well, no one is perfect. Even I, who is nearly perfect, have been known to make a mistake once in a while.

Like using third person singular of 'to be' instead of first person? *grin*

Allow myself to introduce.....myself.

DITCH HIM, ELIZABETH! take your half NOW! RUN! FILE INJURED SPOUSE!

poor elizabeth.

Why is that political spouses stay with their cheating spouses anyways? What an interesting phenomenon.

He still has nice hair.

Why is that political spouses stay with their cheating spouses anyways? What an interesting phenomenon.

#8 | Posted by member2586

I imagine thousands of couples struggle through tough times and infidelity and manage to work it out. We just hear about the political ones because they are public figures.

Was there really any doubt by anyone on either side of the aisle it was his baby?
Unfortunately, I don't recall any retort lefties claiming it wasn't his kid, which would have made this thread a lot more fun.

It's a vast right wing conspiracy, they faked the DNA tests. Buffalo Bob told me so.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised to find out this isa Rove Op.
Might BE interesting to follow the money.
If she doesn't allow the test-it gives the RNC a "talking point"-to try and hammer at Obama with.

Even at worst-all this proves is Dems are at least Heterosexual. Kinda contrasts with Senator "Wide Stance", and Senator "flirt with 16 YO boys"...

Buncha freakin' rump rangers.
Not that there's anything WRONG with bein' gay..it's the Hypocrisy that burns my butt.

Posted by frankf55 at 2008-08-10 02:34 PM | Reply

QUICK! CALL MAURY POVICH!

He's an attorney AND a politician.
Everyone knows these are two of the most honest, reputable professions an individual can aspire to be when they grow up!
(sarc)

OF COURSE you can believe him!

I don't understand why this is a story at all. Edwards was just a typical hypocritical lying lib before this. What's the difference now?

"I demand to see a birth certificate."

-Them People

I don't understand why this is a story at all. Edwards was just a typical hypocritical lying lib before this. What's the difference now?

#16 | Posted by fwthom

Thank God rolls of cheap toilet paper in men's rooms can't get pregnant.

- Typical hypocritical lying con

I can't believe I actually voted for this cheating, two-timing clown in the primaries.

I can't believe I gave him a donation. The guy's an asshat.

"The guy's an asshat."

Posted by rcade at 2009-08-13 03:09 PM

But his hair is perfect.

#16 | Posted by fwthom

Don't you know at least one other song?

J Edwards, here's your song:

OK...if you believed the press - Edwards was such a great family man, focused on helping the poor, bad mouthing big business, very "Eco" friendly.

Yet the truth was - he was a dick head -who actually used his pecker to think with - lived in a massive non-eco friendly house - and could give a crap about his poor neighbors down the street - and sued a couple of great doctors out of practice and closed a primary manufacturer of flu vacine in the US - BOTH on bogus issues. But you guys believed the press.

Similar situation with Gore...can you imagine what a horrible position this country would have been in with that tree hugging idiot (who is championing "carbon credits' because he stands to make a bundle with it) ....but you guys believed the press about that.

And now Obama. All you have to do is listen to how he is pitching the health plan and look at the bill in the house.....and see he is a lying sack of shit.

We said he was a socialist - He has proven that. We said he was a racist - and he proved that with the Beer at the Whitehouse affair. And we said he was lying about taxes and transparency...and sure enough he lied about both....but again the press and you guys support him.

Please use this as a learning exersize and stop believing the KOS and the rest and start thinking for yourself.

Similar situation with Gore...can you imagine what a horrible position this country would have been in with that tree hugging idiot (who is championing "carbon credits' because he stands to make a bundle with it) ....but you guys believed the press about that.

Gore became hard core tree hugger after he lost. I think he had a mental break and sought out approval anywhere he could find it after coming so close.

This is going to be one of those threads where each side brings up past indiscretions to try to prove one party is more full of assholes than the other party. In essence it will become a dumb person's thread. Go ahead retards use your intellect to debate who is scummier. Meanwhile there is a healthcare debate going on and we have some soldiers somewhere in the world doing some stuff that many Americans don't give two shits about anymore.

we have some soldiers somewhere in the world doing some stuff that many Americans don't give two shits about anymore.

#25 | Posted by taxman at 2009-08-13 03:39 PM | Reply

Since Obama has been President there's no need to talk about wars or troop deaths on the retort. Liberals have finally stopped pretending that they cared about the troops, the wars, or the costs now that Bush is out of office.
Seriously, is there really any point in denying it?

I stopped yelling about the wars and the costs because, since Obama won, I am getting attacked from all sides instead of just one. It is impossible for the consistant to be heard among all the hypocrites cheering or pouting.

I think people also realized that, if unemployment is bad now, wait until the troops come home.

Liberals have finally stopped pretending that they cared about the troops, the wars, or the costs now that Bush is out of office.
Seriously, is there really any point in denying it?
#26 | Posted by 101Chairborne

If you had said "Democrats have finally stopped...." I would agree with you.

As it stands, I have to disagree wholeheartedly. But you know hagbard "alone in the wilderness" celine.

*cues tumbleweed....

if unemployment is bad now, wait until the troops come home.

Not under the new GI Bill - troops coming home should be flooding college campuses. I am alos impressed with the fact that the Bill is transferrable to a soldier's spouse or child.

101, I couldn't believe (sarcasm) that there was no posting of the WSJ story from the other day stating that the Taliban is now winning in Afganistan. Maybe I should go back and find it and post it.

Why is that political spouses stay with their cheating spouses anyways? What an interesting phenomenon.

#8 | Posted by member2586
Because of the cheating is the least of the list that they have on their spouses. They are already being paid a crap load to keep their mouths shut, what is banging another chick compared with everything else? Oh, I say about (threeeee fifty)5K extra a month.

The crime here is how the MSM stayed silent, while it was known that he was running around cheating even while he was running for President.

Politicians with problems controlling their dicks are a dime a dozen, but when the press conspires to cover up what they see because it's a guy on their side, that's criminal.

After looking at the picture of Miss Hunter, I think John really, really fucked up. What a mutt.

what!?! a polotician incapable of keeping his word(vows) and promises to even his cancer stricken, dying wife, let alone his constuituents? I'm shocked! SHOCKED I tell you@!

"I can't wait to see him do the perp walk, he will be a prize bitch in prison."

For what? Fathering a child out of wedlock while cheating on his wife? You'd have to put half the men in this country in prison if that was a jailable offense. He didn't talk about the affair while he was running, true, but c'mon, now, did anyone really expect him to? "Hi, I'm John Edwards, and I'm cheating on my cancer-stricken wife. Y'all vote for me, hear?"

He's supporting the kid from what I understand, he'll never be an acceptable candidate for anything after this, and Elizabeth Edwards has faced reality and is a better person for it.

Win-win-win.

ahhh Two Americas. John's vision versus John's shared vision.

Running around telling people how guilty they should feel, while he suffered no conscious at all....You just can't make this stuff up!

Kind of like politicians telling us how bad we should feel about others health care, while they get different gold plated health care!

No maryT, for he may have legal issues for paying his girlfriend from campaign financing dollars.

Remember she went in front of a grand jury?

DTW:

That may be, and if so, I hope he does time.

Cheated on his wife? Check
Has a bastard child? Check
Denied, Denied, Denied? Check

I think Edwards has just qualified for the GOP.

Mary..anyone with integrety would not have run in the first place...and then they would not have trotted out their wife with cancer to try and get a sympathy vote. Edwards did both...and paid for her with campaign contributions.

What is really telling is that you never heard a peep about this in the "press". It took the Inquirer to break the story...just like Clinton with Lewinsky and the other's.

Doesn't speak volumes about NBC,CBS and ABC? Can CBS run a story with forged documents 2 weeks before the election against Bush? Sure it can..but run a story about Edwards? Hell no.

That is a perfect example why you cannot trust them.

By the way..did it make a lead story on any of the 3 nightly news?

"By the way..did it make a lead story on any of the 3 nightly news?

#42 | Posted by foshaffer "

I know you prefer gossip and mostly outright lies from the like of Rush, National Enquirer and foxNews but traditionally news organizations try to wait for facts before broadcasting them.

Furio - Name 3 GOP with Bastard children.

Now the Democrats off the top of my head..

William Jefferson
Jessie Jackson
Edwards
Ted Kennedy son Christopher

Then there was Danny Williams that was reported to be Clintons love child in Arkansas.

Then we could list tax cheats...but we would only have to list the Obama Administration before you would out do the Republicans...or we could go into generically criminal - does Dan Rostenkowski ring a bell - Or Ice Box Jefferson? Or how about good ole Marion Berry..."the bitch set me up"

Lastly...we have Emanuel ...who made 16 M brokering a deal for SBC - and was on the board of Fannie Mae during the years they cooked the books.

Furio - the DNA proved the link..did that air?

The National enquirer???

Don't they show like alien space craft and little green mem they sighted?

John Edwards: campaign finance fraud

I can't wait to see him do the perp walk, he will be a prize bitch in prison.

#1 | Posted by r_zeitgeist at 2009-08-12 11:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

What did he do specifically that makes you think he'll see prison?

Also, why do you so often fantasize about which men would be 'prizes' in prison?

John Edwards is a piece of dogshit. He cheats on his wife who is dying of cancer! Another smooth Democrat wife cheater just like Clinton, JFK and RKF. He would have been great in the minds of libtards given history.

If he would only come out and either dump his wife on her deathbed or just say that he was in love....

....then the rightards would fawn all over him and say 'Jesus forgives him and so do I'.

John Edwards is a piece of dogshit. He cheats on his wife who is dying of cancer! Another smooth Democrat wife cheater just like Clinton, JFK and RKF. He would have been great in the minds of libtards given history.

#49 | Posted by utastaff

So you won't be voting Republican should Newt Gingrich be the nominee?

I can't believe I gave him a donation. The guy's an asshat.

#19 | Posted by rcade

Ouch!

And the reason for the possible perp walk by Edwards is because the guy who took the blame for screwing with Hunter and fathering the baby recanted.

The campaign manager I think?

Anyway Hunter was just visiting NC ? and seeing the grand jury about certain payments that allegedly came out of the campaign to hush her up.

Bush's fault.

Edwards should just borrow from the Mark Sanford playbook:

"Fucking around on my terminally-ill wife and fathering an illegitimate child with a slutty filmographer has made me a better husband."

Since Obama has been President there's no need to talk about wars or troop deaths on the retort. Liberals have finally stopped pretending that they cared about the troops, the wars, or the costs now that Bush is out of office.
Seriously, is there really any point in denying it?

#26 | Posted by 101Chairborne

That is such a good point and something I had not thought about and it deserves another posting. I have not seen one person give a death count on this board since Obama took office. It really makes one wonder. Well, not really. I've always known that the anti-war movement has always been mostly an anti-Bush movement.

so what

just another lieing god damn democrat

join the club johhny

I think people also realized that, if unemployment is bad now, wait until the troops come home.

#28 | Posted by kanrei

What? What a most insincere thing to say. People are no longer talking about the war because they know it's better for the soldiers to be there then here because of unemployment!?! That is one of the most ridiculous and full of shit reasons for not discussing the war anymore I have ever heard. Or will ever hear.

Gore became hard core tree hugger after he lost. I think he had a mental break and sought out approval anywhere he could find it after coming so close.

#24 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-08-13 03:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

He published 'Earth in the Balance' when he was still a crackpot senator:

I didn't know that Vern. I did say "hard core tree hugger" though. I really believe he lost his mind after losing.

I really believe he lost his mind after losing.

well he certainly didnt lose any pounds

LIKE ME>...ten in two weeks..
what a studly body...

It's not Edward's downfall that is so sad, it is his downfall at the hands of the Enquirer. How low can a man's life go??
I wish we could get away from hounding candidates on their sex lives. It used to be halfway left alone as long as a public figure did not flaunt things.

That man is disgusting... Cheted on his wife while she was dying... Nice guy that
Edwards...

Democrat Whore....

Cheted on his wife while she was having cancer surgery...Newt's a piece of shit...

Republican scum...

FTFY

That man is disgusting... Cheated on his wife after she was crippled in a car wreck while waiting years for him to come home... Nice guy that

John Edwards is a piece of dogshit. He cheats on his wife who is dying of cancer! Another smooth Democrat wife cheater just like Clinton, JFK and RKF. He would have been great in the minds of libtards given history.

utstaffinfection

Sure glad he didn't make it as the nominee. Would have been tough to choose which sick wife dropping, fornicating adulterer to vote for, the white guy with the hair or the white guy who wasn't born in America.

Good thing Newt 2012 or RudiG didn't run as independents-four of a kind would be tough to beat.

Since Obama has been President there's no need to talk about wars or troop deaths on the retort. Liberals have finally stopped pretending that they cared about the troops, the wars, or the costs now that Bush is out of office.
Seriously, is there really any point in denying it?

#26 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Since Obama's election there have been no righties anywhere talking about how vital Iraq was to America's national security. Not one whimper about schedules and deadlines meaning the terrorists win. How important it was to stay the course until "victory" was secured, regardless of how many KIA and borrowed treasure it took.

No faux bravado about what a great job Dubya was doing in afghanistan.

Can righties stop pretending they don't really give a rat's ass about the troops, as long as their deaths can be used by the GOP to secure votes?

SO WHAT!! He's out of politics and not our problem. I have no doubt Liz is making him jump thru hoops. Lets leave him to his own misery.

This story should be in the national inquirer or NY post.

This story should be in the national inquirer or NY post.

Um, it is. That is why the headline says "Enquirer: DNA Proves Edwards Fathered Child

North,

I am a "righty" - and I am still sending packages to the troops. Iraq has become significantly more stable - thanks to the surge that you and Obama said would not work...and has.

I sent a box a cigars to a buddy in Afganistan the other day.

But we do not talk about it on this web site because there are no headlines on it...how come? Guys are still dying there - more now with the surge in Afganistan (which is the right thing to do as well)

Where are the headlines with the death count? Where are the IUD stories? Where are you guys saying Pull Out Now?

No where - why? Because it was something to pound Bush about. Where is Hillary screaming about this? Where is Harry Reid waving the white flag?

Nowhere to be seen.

You said the war was lost, evil, a "Bushie" venture to secure oil, Haliburton was driving it and when Obama got in it would stop. Has it? Or do you know see that if we pull out it would be a disaster and that it is now the right thing to do?

Hypocrite.

Wow! He sweet talked that innocent child into receiving his sperm, and "voila," her honor was compromised and she became pregnant all at once.

The affair of the century?

Astonished.

Mr. "Nuclear plants -- I'm against those"
and Video Whore gettin' busy at the Holiday Inn.

No, I don't have a link.
But, I hear there's a sex-tape surfacing. All you can see is John's head. They're calling it Squirrels Gone Wild.

Be Mellow