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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Birmingham Barons hosted a peanut-free game for allergic kids in June, power washing their stadium for several consecutive days before the game to get rid of peanuts and their remnants. All peanuts or related products were removed from the facility's vendor booths.

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All these young men will grow up to be non-gay.

Because they can't be around goobers!

What is a ballgam?

Take me out to the ballgam.
Take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts...huh?...no peanuts?

Fuck ballgams, I'm ready for some football.

I'm ready for some football.

#2 | Posted by wurster

Me too. You a college fan or nfl or both?

Both but I like college better. My MT Grizzlies are pretty good, though not big enough for major bowls.

Also I am a Buffalo Bills fan. Have been since I was a kid. Not very happy about T.O..

My MT Grizzlies are pretty good, though not big enough for major bowls.

#4 | Posted by wurster

Griz have a great stadium and its pretty cool to see 32,000 fans in the stadium out of a city of 90,000.

Heck, SMU, for example, has the same size stadium in a city (Dallas Metroplex) of 5 million and gets about 147 fans per game.

But I must admit I do love it when my Bobcats occasionally kick Griz butt.

Gay.

Although experts don't know what's causing the increase, scientists are researching about a dozen supported theories that might solve the mystery, Wood said.

The most popular, the hygiene theory, "says we live in too clean an environment and that the less our immune systems are exposed to germs or bacterial byproducts, the more" prone they are to allergies, he said.

I use this theory to justify many disgusting behaviors.

LOD,

A little dirt never killed anyone.

Tell that to Chlorox who tells every mother they are abusing their children by not wiping them down with Chlorox Wipes on an hourly basis.

Tell that to Chlorox who tells every mother they are abusing their children by not wiping them down with Chlorox Wipes on an hourly basis.

#8 | Posted by 726 at 2009-08-12 10:46 AM

My mom used to wipe my face off with a old rag, the same rag for a week without washing it. She also let me play in mud puddles and own reptiles. I should thank her sometime for not sanitizing me at every turn.

Damn, I have been wating all my life for that.

Tacoma Rainiers are trying the same thing.

She also let me play in mud puddles and own reptiles. I should thank her sometime for not sanitizing me at every turn.

It is amazing how "progress" is fucking up billions of years of evolution.

Summertime meant playing outside until the street lights came on. Only then did I drag myself back home for a bath to wash the grime of the day off me.

Brush burn? Slap some mud on it.

Cut? Slap some dirt on it.

The neosporin toting, band aid quick draw artiist with a back pack full of disinfectant wipes are killing our resistance to ordinary germs and making common germs into super bugs.

#3, both for me.

Jesus fucking christ...why not just power wash the entire planet so nobody EVER gets ill, hurt, offended, miffed...


Jesus fucking christ...why not just power wash the entire planet so nobody EVER gets ill, hurt, offended, miffed...

#14 | Posted by justanoversight at 2009-08-12 12:38 PM |

The pussyfication of America continues.

Bah, quit bitching for "the good old days", shit changes.


I think you guys are right. Maybe that's why all those nasty shit-stained rednecks from the SEC are gonna whoop ass again this year. And that includes another natonal championship

My beloved Roll Tide plays Virginia Tech in the kickoff classic game Sept 5th. My nipples are hard just thinking about it.

Rcade, please make a note that i predict the gators will have one loss going into the SEC champ game.

i have seen the lengths that food suppliers go to avoiding nut contamination. it is amazing. One food company i have visited spends literally 1 full day with every employee in production and some extras added for good measure scrubbing and washing their already very clean facility for when they have to switch from nut to non nut food.

with good reason.

anaphylactic shock will kill you in a hurry.

Its not a horrible idea to cater to kids who live with this. Its not bad P.R. either.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SOME LITTLE KID CANT HANDLE HIS SHIT AND I CANT HAVE PEANUTS!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THERE ARE STILL PEA NUTTY DELICIOUS PARTICLES COVERING ALL OF THE STADIUM!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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