Of course, "Hillary" responds with a mindless laugh since she can't articulate any rational response that would contradict Bolton's assertion.

Bolton has genius and experience at his command, and Ms Hillary has what, a poor model of realpolitik and ineptitude. Hillary is unfit for the job she holds, and much of the power of the office of the Sec. of State has been removed from her jurisidction. She's a flunky without power, who has ceded her power base to Obama. She's been euchered, and she's reason above her level of competency.

Bolton was a recess appointment who no one in the world took seriously. That's still the case.

Bolton has genius and experience at his command

LOL!

Bolton? Genius? I don't think so.......

Bolton? Genius? I don't think so.......

#4 | Posted by Kenoosh

Well... maybe.

In a side-by-side comparison with Johnson, anyway.

...now that's funny!

Bolton has genius and experience at his command

LOL!

#3 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

Really? What'd he do? Steal Trig?
Compared to the walrus-even Trig's a Genius....

John Bolton-The one Human being(other than bushitter), to have his IQ expressed as a Negative Integer!

Bolton has genius and experience at his command, and
#1 | Posted by Johnson at 2009-08-07 06:10 PM | Reply: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA!

OMG! Johnson really has sown up the award for the Drudge Retort Most Ignorant Poster, 2009

Oh, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Leave it to the aptly named Johnson.

JOHNSON,JOHNSON,JOHNSON you ignorant FUCK!!!!! I just have nothing else to say......

Bolton has genius and experience at his command,
#1 | Posted by Johnson

Whaaa? He's a paranoid schizo. I'm beginning to wonder about Johnson.

"Bolton was a recess appointment who no one in the world took seriously. That's still the case."--NoGov4Me

Upon hearing that at Bolton was criticizing the Obama administrations use of former President Clinton in gaining the release of the two journalists, my first thought was what does a mediocre singer know about foreign policy?

It looks like all that drinking Foghorn has been doing since the election has taken its toll.

Bolton's "assertion" isn't worth the two bowls of chili he used to help state it.

#1 | Posted by Johnson

You really aren't very bright! We've done the same thing many times before. Why don't you take off the stupid "feed bag" and smarten up. Bolton is a pathetic POS. While Bill Clinton had some personal problems, he is has the ability to get things done. That is a hell of a lot more than YOU can say about any of thr last 3 repug presidents. What was done was rescue US citizens -- that has to be a high priority period!

Hillary is unfit for the job she holds

She didn't even have the common sense to go up Fifth Avenue and buy shoes while Americans are in crisis!

That's got to be one of the most fantastic things Johnson's ever posted here. And delightfully brief!

Can we give Johnson some kind of award for that one? Genius. Wow.

Johnson (hearts) Joltin' Bolton!

Did Bill promise to pay the ransom out of the stimulus bill, or just give them some more critical US national security info?

That's got to be one of the most fantastic things Johnson's ever posted here. And delightfully brief!

#16 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-08-08 09:36 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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Can we give Johnson some kind of award for that one? Genius. Wow.

#17 | Posted by cbob

And illinformed as hell!

Hillary couldn't refute Bolton and inarticulate libs cannot refute Johnson.

cackle, cackle, cackle!

ITT: Johnson gets it wrong, again.

But, this time, he was the #1 respondent, AND kept his rebuttal underneath 1500 words.

Our little bigot is growing more "concise" right before our eyes...

When Bolton was at the UN I really thought he'd "accidently" step into an open elevator shaft.

Even more amazing that he's still alive is the idea that he still thinks he's relevant.

I also seem to remember that Bolton was the one guy Bush forgot when he was passing out the Medal of Freedom like they were trinkets in a box of Cracker Jacks.

Ah, such is the price of failure!

Libs only response to JOHNSON's pithy post is, "Liar Liar pants on fire." Libs must ultimately bow before their DR master, Johnson the Magnificent.

Johnson the Magnificent.
#25 | Posted by fwthom

Rogers - Is there any way to award multiple "Funny" flags? Y'know, like a Michelin rating?

"Libs only response to JOHNSON's pithy post is, "Liar Liar pants on fire." Libs must ultimately bow before their DR master, Johnson the Magnificent.

#25 | Posted by fwthom "

No FuckWadThom there is little to professionally criticize Bolton over since his diplomatic credentials are less than zero. The guy is a dogmatic mouthpiece for the Cheney block and an absolutely useless fuck. A diplomat's job is to get people to listen and respect what he has to say. Everyone, now including Hillary, laughs at the buffoon. No one ever took him seriously in the international community or the domestic one for that matter. His appointment to the UN was a message to tell them "we don't give a fuck what the world has to say".

How can you ever give any respect to some clown who has a ridiculous mustache and can't get a good haircut to boot?

I guess he would improve on the inbred looks in your family so perspective is everything.

Johnson the Magnificent.
#25 | Posted by fwthom

Anybody remember the cartoon Spike & Chester?

Spike was a big bulldog and Chester was a yappy little dog that was always trying to get his approval...

What about the bulldog duo that would be on Tom and Jerry from time to time. The big one would grab Tom up and say "Ya betta not hurt ma boy!"

Come on, Fwad is a spoofer. Johnson is the real deal, sadly.

In a side-by-side comparison with Johnson, anyway.

#5 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

You are refering to LBJ. You know, the dem that couldn't get elected to a second term.

Bolton has genius

ROFL, SCNR

typical

article in yesterdays houston chron now says that the deal was made before clinton left and any idea that he negoitiated something is false...
he was there to sit and have his picture made with his new little buddy and look good as he got off the plane....

if bolton is wrong she can laugh

if hillary is wrong

many people will die

keep laughing bitch

You are refering to LBJ. You know, the dem that couldn't get elected to a second term.

#31 | Posted by Sniper

Did you read that in another fake internet e-mail somewhere, or did you make that up all by yourself?

article in yesterdays houston chron now says that the deal was made before clinton left and any idea that he negoitiated something is false...
he was there to sit and have his picture made with his new little buddy and look good as he got off the plane....

#33 | Posted by afkabl2

I love it when the Houston Chronicle confirms my view point!

Anybody with an ounce of common sense knows this whole deal was carefully worked out behind the scenes by Hillary and Obama. There was no "negotiating" done by Bill when he got there. It was a done deal, and he just became the public face for the event.

There was no way Bill was going to be sent into a situation where negotiations might fail and the US would come off looking bad.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-08-08 12:07 AM

She concluded with her own joke: "You know, you mentioned somebody who, heavens, if President Obama walked on water, he would say he couldn't swim. "

SoS has last laugh on Neocon wannabe.

if President Obama walked on water, he would say he couldn't swim. "

That's what ALL the rtards would do.
Even the idiots here.

Bolton has genius and experience at his command

~Tiny Johnson

Bolton was just another ass-licking incompetent Bush put in place in order to make sure no diplomatic solutions were ever sought or achieved.

He's an unmitigated assclown and a character study in FAIL.

That Tiny Johnson would place so much stock in one so obviously wrong-headed and incapable sez much about why either of them can't be taken seriously at all.

Rage-Walrus Bolton is to international diplomacy wot a mad bull is to a china shop.

Clinton was right to laugh at the jerk.

Be Well.

You are refering to LBJ. You know, the dem that couldn't get elected to a second term.

#31 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-08-09 11:28 AM

HUH! Did the Rthug shipment of stupid pills arrive this morning, because Damn!

Poor, poor Johnson probably thinks he is coming off as an intellectual because his prose is so well crafted, but his transparent lockstep with the neocon talking points consistently exposes empty words with no independent thought process behind them. Hence the well-deserved, digital tar & feathering above. Tee hee hee.

hillary ON IRANIAN TRIALS

have to have show trials because govt has to silence the critics of the election and shows the govt there is desperate.

Do I REALLY hAVE TO finish making this comparison between the mullahs in iran and the DN FUCKIN C?????????????????????

Ah, the Clinton cackle. Reminds me of the Democratic Primary. The Cackle was used while she was getting her fat ass kicked.

"When CNN's Fareed Zakaria brought up John Bolton, the Bush administration official who said the high-profile rescue was rewarding hostage-takers, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laughed wholeheartedly. "Should we even go on?" Zakaria joked. "No, you really shouldn't," she said."

An you want this woman to be President?

That wasn't very Presidential, now was it?

The bottom line, Bolton is 100% correct and Hilary knows it. To laugh it off means that she has no response to it. I can't believe that she didn't even think about it!

"That wasn't very Presidential, now was it? "

Of course it was.

The last thing you want is an administration taking every crackpot seriously.

I don't understand why the right is filled with angst over this. It's been done before, will be done again...so wtf? Is it so hard to say "good job"? Anything else looks like misplaced frustration.

"That wasn't very Presidential, now was it? "

Of course it was.

The last thing you want is an administration taking every crackpot seriously.

#45 | Posted by Danforth

Bolton is a crackpot? OK..... LOL!!!

Again, what he said was 100% correct and you know it. If you don't, then you probably don't know anything about foriegn policy.

The fact that Hilary laughed makes her into how the Libs see Sarah Palin. This was a dumb move on her part. She should have had something Presidential to say instead of acting like a baffoon.

For me? I think it was a delicate operation for Bill Clinton to go and take pictures with a terrorist in order to gain the hostages' release. I'm glad he did it.

No, you're wrong. Hilary is not quite ready for the Big Chair. She could have said something Presidential.

I don't understand why the right is filled with angst over this. It's been done before, will be done again...so wtf? Is it so hard to say "good job"? Anything else looks like misplaced frustration.

#46 | Posted by panchovilla

Panch, you know the drill. When a republican is in the white house, the Libs are negative about his every move. Now a Dem is in there and he can't do ANYTHING right.

(that's because he's doing everything FAR left)

Bolton is a PNAC signer. That is all you need to know about his world view.

"Bolton is a crackpot?"

Anyone "diplomat" pissing on another's diplomatic victory is either a crackpot, or suffering from an advanced case of sour grapes. Bolton is probably just jealous Clinton did something with words that Bolton would have preferred done with bombs.

"The fact that Hilary laughed makes her into how the Libs see Sarah Palin. This was a dumb move on her part."

Good God, you guys are desperate.

She concluded with her own joke: "You know, you mentioned somebody who, heavens, if President Obama walked on water, he would say he couldn't swim. "

SoS has last laugh on Neocon wannabe.

#37 | Posted by Corky

Repeatable.

Bolton is the Walrus the Beatles warned us about.

She concluded with her own joke: "You know, you mentioned somebody who, heavens, if President Obama walked on water, he would say he couldn't swim. "

That is hysterical and true. I wonder who wrote it for her, because we all know she couldn't have. She can be funny we know, but telling the truth?

Good God, you guys are desperate.

#50 | Posted by Danforth

C'mon Dan - you're talking to EDDIE here. This is someone who thinks Bolton is "100" right", but also thinks "84% of Americans think Obama is going in the wrong direction".

Percentages are not Eddie's friend.

"Percentages are not Eddie's friend."

Nor is reality, obviously.

Bolton is probably just jealous Clinton did something with words that Bolton would have preferred done with bombs.
#50 | Posted by Danforth

You do understand that that is not the case here...

Kim Jong-il wanted a high ranking American to come over nd "bargan" for the hostages release. That's what Clinton did.

To tell you the truth, I would have rather Bolton just keep his mouth shut, but he was 100% correct of what he said, he just should have kept quiet.

#53 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

What? 85% of Americans don't think Obama's going in the right direction?

He's going in the left direction. The far left.

Haven't you been watching the news? Even Racheal Madcow agrees with me.

"Kim Jong-il wanted a high ranking American to come over nd "bargan" for the hostages release."

YEAH...with a fucking picture. Bolton is jealous to his core.

"he was 100% correct of what he said"

You're confusing correct with full of shit.

"Percentages are not Eddie's friend."

Nor is reality, obviously.

#54 | Posted by Danforth

What? you living under a rock? July was a very bad month for Obama.

You'll see in September he will be a whole new person. More centered with the American people.

None of this "I know what you need" Bullshit.

#56 | Posted by Eddie

Nice try.

Well, not really, but I was just being polite.

Bolton is the Walrus the Beatles warned us about.
#51 | Posted by Corky

I thought the Walrus was Paul?

Rogue,

Remember the conversation we had back in, when was it, April/May? I said that Obama's disapproval would be going up. Really, I didn't think it would happen this fast!

kukukaju!

Hag,
Only if you trust those Glass Onions. Personally, I find since they voted for Buchannan, I would look in a mirror if they told me I was on fire.

You're confusing correct with full of shit.

#57 | Posted by Danforth

Boy, you're going to drive your mistake into the ground aren't you? You and Rogue, just never give up.

You get a FF for that one Mr. 84%.

"your mistake"

What mistake? That Bolton was jealous?!?

#57 | Posted by Danforth

Danforth,

Do you remember that every move that Bush made was met with unrelenting and seemingly insane resistance from the Left?

Do you remember support the Left against Bush? No matter how "Full of Shit" they were?

Well, this is one of those moments.

LOL!! To this day, you probably still say that Bush took too many vacations. LOL!!!!

Well, we WANT Obama to take a vacation. FUCK! Take the whole month of August!!!

John Bolton, while addressing the UN today, proclaimed that he was me, as you are me, as you are he, and we are all together. He then jumped up on a table, sang Harri Krishna with a penguin while kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

"Only if you trust those Glass Onions."

Hijack alert.

"Personally, I find since they voted for Buchannan, I would look in a mirror if they told me I was on fire."

Huh?

If this was the nooner I'd tell the story about how I got set on fire at an upper east side bar about 10 years ago.

"Boy, you're going to drive your mistake into the ground aren't you? You and Rogue, just never give up."

It's only a flesh wound!

--Eddie

"Personally, I find since they voted for Buchannan, I would look in a mirror if they told me I was on fire."

You didn't know Glass Onions are Buchannan supporters?

#68
GW was the Eggman. (woo!)

"Do you remember that every move that Bush made was met with unrelenting and seemingly insane resistance from the Left? "

And do you remember that every move that Bush made was unrelenting and seemingly insane?

GW was the Eggman. (woo!)

I'm crying

You didn't know Glass Onions are Buchannan supporters?
#71 | Posted by kanrei

Nope.

John Bolton, while addressing the UN today, proclaimed that he was me, as you are me, as you are he, and we are all together. He then jumped up on a table, sang Harri Krishna with a penguin while kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

#68 | Posted by kanrei

LOL! Funny Flag.

#68
GW was the Eggman. (woo!)

#72 | Posted by Corky

Is this similar to certain religious groups giving Obama the "Anti-Christ" designation?

It's only a flesh wound!

#70 | Posted by nullifidian

Exactly! However, Danforth is the Black Knight.

Good call, Null.

"Do you remember that every move that Bush made was met with unrelenting and seemingly insane resistance from the Left? "

And do you remember that every move that Bush made was unrelenting and seemingly insane?

#73 | Posted by Danforth

LOL!!!! My point has been made.

I'll have your other leg!

RIGHT!

"My point has been made"

No, your drool has been spilled.

Any great Bush successes you'd like to tout?

Any great Bush successes you'd like to tout?

#80 | Posted by Danforth

There were many, but you are not in the frame of mind (way too fucking obtuse) to discuss them because it's just like I said before. Any move that Bush made was met with serious opposition from the Left.

Any great successes from Obama?

quite a few failures in the first 6 months.

Any successes?

Any great Bush successes you'd like to tout?

#80 | Posted by Danforth

He saved Wal-mart for you!

LOL!!!!!

"There were many"

Name them.

"Any great successes from Obama?"

Getting the worst governance of my lifetime out of the White House by preventing a third Bush term.

Hillary on Bolton: now there is a visual we do not need.

"Any great successes from Obama?"

Getting the worst governance of my lifetime out of the White House by preventing a third Bush term.

#83 | Posted by Danforth

I didn't think you could name them.

Why is Bolton an issue? At the top of his game he is merely a clown.

Let's see.

As the weeks pass by, the Dems are coming apart at the seams.

Obama: "Acted Stupidly"
Hilary: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pelosi: "Un-American"

This is just too good!

What's next?

Why is Bolton an issue? At the top of his game he is merely a clown.

#86 | Posted by AILtd

Kindof like you?