Jeff J-
re: Johnson
"The beer quaff:
GATES: Well Honky MF, now I got me street creds as well as academic creds for dealing with the pigs. And honky, you be on my turf. This be my homey Barack's pad, and he be the Prez. He be sittin' here with us. Ask him for ID mofuck.
BARACK: Now I don't want to take sides unfairly. Just because the honky mofuck acted bad is not okay, but it's what we expect. Right bro?
GATES: It be right bro. These cops got attitudes. Me. I gots my "rights." We all fought hard for our rights. And we gonna keep our rights. Right bro?
BARACK: Okay Sergeant, whatever your name is, sit still for the photo-op. Just because you hassled my brother, all of this shit happened, and now I gotta patch it up.
I don't need no apology from you. Just sit still. Smile. And keep your mouth shut or as I cautioned your Police Commissioners that federal aid that is just being scheduled, that amounts to $40,000 for each officer on the force would not be forthcoming unless you just shut up, disappeared into the woodwork. You understand "Quiet," Sergeant?
GATES: See, I told you he be a honky mofuck. He be a honky with a attitude. Every time he see a black man, he aks (sic) him fo ID and in his own house.
Yeah Barack, my brother, I still be mad, and I still want this mofuck to lose his job and pension. But I know the white mofucks will be racists and not vote for you if you really do right.
We needs Cornell West here.
GATES: By the way Crowley, my "foundation" which grants money to me and my cronies, needs a contribution. How 'bout it? After all after all those years of slavery and persecution, and living under the foot of the white pigs, I need reparations. I entitled. And pig, I be invited inside the White House after we meet, me and my bro, the Prez. You be showed out.
I wins. I is a Harvard Professor, a scholar in the hard science of black studies.
Go foo'. Don't mess with the man. And I be the new man, and you be the new boy. Get it.
Punk.
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And they all lived happily ever after."
#122 | Posted by Johnson at 2009-07-31 12:00 PM | Reply | Flag:
Are you intentionally blind, Jeff J? Are you stupid?