Oh well, Tosser. Back to smoke signals and village runners.

Ban has been canceled, stupid fellow. It was impossible to make it work anyway.

Read DAWN. It's old news by now.

Trust a stoopid-American to give me news about where I live and that too he gets it wrong. hahahahahahahaha

It's no longer news, Stoopido! Get it? Does it sink in? LOL

Trust a stoopid-American to give me news about where I live and that too he gets it wrong

Meanwhile:

The "ban" only lasted 2 days.

So there WAS a ban - what was wrong? Just like when your country DIDN'T cowtow to the Taliban when you gave away Swat like a bunch of pussies? And then had to ruin most of the country to try to get it back when you got double crossed? You keep pretending shit didn't happen. There WAS a ban. THAT was what the article was about - pointing out what a bunch of thin-skinned pussies and cowards you Third World hand-wipers and your leadership are. Don't like the truth? Get your countrymen some testicle grafts.

Maybe you guys should stop being so thin-skinned, whiny, and defensive, and people other than you might think that your countrymen are qualified to do more than blend Slurpees and run check-cashing stores. Maybe, Gunga.

Zardari jokes:

"Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."

To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."
Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"

14 years a piece! And the Paki pussies allowed this to happen. Before they changed their minds, of course. Just like Swat. LOL!

So there WAS a ban

That was impossible to enforce.

It only resulted in having the opposite effect and Zardari's email went bust with insults, I am informed.

It actually ended in half and hour, though "officially" it ended in 48 hours. LOL

There WAS a ban.

No.. there was an "announcement" that there is a ban (that too on SMS, not on webpages or such). It could never be enforced and ended before it began.

The Amreekan-Stoopido just doesn't get it. LOL

Do you know what an SMS is Stupido?

Just like when your country DIDN'T cowtow to the Taliban when you gave away Swat like a bunch of pussies?

Never happened. We had a deal with the TNSM, never with the taliban.

When the deal was broken (as we knew it would be) it worked in our favor.

But the Stupido won't get it.

And then had to ruin most of the country to try to get it back

Huh? When did we "ruin most of the country"?

Swat is a small place and that too is fine. What has been ruined are the buildings the taliban built in the woods and were trapped inside when they got blown up.

Pin point accuracy. Something Americans have yet to learn when the bomb afghan weddings. LOL

Don't like the truth?

No, you don't like the truth.

Just can't get it how stupid you look presenting old news as if it still applies or as if it ever applied.

Incompetent caught with his pants down. LOL

You tried to pass this off like you just discovered an alternate to Viagra.

No.. there was an "announcement" that there is a ban...

#8 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-07-22 09:51 AM

In other words stupid, there was a ban.

You're a dumbshit.

See, as I explained in another thread, Americans never have the facts... they only have "opinions" which are nothing more than American-street chatter.

So they make up for it by acting aggressive and bull0-shitting and when called on their bullshit, they get angry and abusive. LOL

I got your number boy.

In other words stupid, there was a ban.

No Chairpoop. There was an ANNOUNCEMENT that this is what the Govt. is gonna do.

But before they could, that INTENTION TO BAN was canceled.

There was no ban. The only "ban" was the intention to ban.

If I had been hit by a ban, I would have ended up looking like you!

Tosser thinks that just because the missionaries taught him how to speak and write, that somehow a brain and reasoning skills came with it. LOL

'A rat found a piece of turmeric. Said he: "I will open a grocer's shop!

And the Paki pussies allowed this to happen.

But we didn't allow it to happen. Why are you lying?

The guy who wanted this done was overwhelmed in half an hour by the very thing he tried to stop. LOL

And you got flagged for using the P-word.

#18 is flagged.

The more Zardari tried to throw his weight around the more of a lame duck he becomes by losing allies.

Now that the Prime Minister isn't his buddy no more, let's see what else the stupid fellow come sup with?

In the Pakistani system, the Prime Minister is technically more powerful than the President.

#18 is flagged.

Why? Because I called Dubya a "Chimp"?

Well, he was a Chimp and there are many websites proving he was.

No, everyone agrees you're an ill-informed Third Worlder

You can get as angry as you like but you have lost the argument. LOL

First: The ban lasted two days

If there was a ban for 48 hours then HOW COME NOBODY GOT ARRESTED???

Idiot.

It was never put in place. Sorry.

We didn't allow it to happen

Yes, we made in impossible to implement. It couldn't even be started.

Gunga.

Flagged.

Tosser stopped the ban all by himself that never happened, except for the two days.

Two days before they admitted defeat.

The ban was unworkable.

Despite millions of Zardari jokes increasing to hundreds of millions in 48 hours, NOBODY GOT ARRESTED.

If there had been a ban in place, SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE GOT ARRESTED.

Trust a Stupid American not to get it.

It couldn't even be started.

Except for the two days you stated it lasted in your #3! LOL. Do you even remember the shit you lie about, Gunga Toss?

Touchy, aren't you?

And why are you so touchy if I like to flag now and then? LOL

Well, we all KNOW why... wink wink...

Except for the two days you stated it lasted in your #3

THE THREAT lasted OFFICIALLY for 2 days. It never got off the ground.

That is why I put "ban" in quotes.

Do you even know how to read?

Gunga

Flagged.

IS this the best you got Cooky? LOL

Americans think everything is "news" and "if I saw it on a website, it must be true". LOL

That's news to me.

Cook uses the Mutt's own words to prove him wrong, and the mutt comes back asking for more.

More proof that those 3rd world mongrels are gluttons for punishment.

Cook uses the Mutt's own words to prove him wrong,

Actually I proved that both you and he can't read. LOL

As for being a glutton for punishment, who can forget how AU kicked the snot out of you when he caught you red-handed in a bunch of lies about Korea.

Since that time you have been looking like this:

Who among us would expect a mongrel like you to realize the fact AU got caught lying and was shamed in to leaving the retort.
Maybe he'll come back as AllAmerican, again.

Run along SaladTosser, the Indians are comming.

Who among us would expect a mongrel like you to realize the fact AU got caught lying

No, YOU were caught lying and have been trying to cover up ever since. AU gave you a thrashing of a life-time.

Be a man and accept it like the man you pretend to be, Chairpoop.

Run along SaladTosser, the Indians are comming.

Run along paratrooper... the Afghans are coming. LOL

When did AU leave? Can someone link to the thread?

Can Nancy Pelosi be far behind this progressive idea?

Are people making fun of Pelosi? Why?

Are people making fun of Pelosi?

She doesn't wear her burkha

She doesn't wear her burkha

In her case it would be an improvement in her looks, but that is hardly a reason...

Are people making fun of Pelosi? Why?

#38 | Posted by Tosser

She's a power-hungry crone who says one thing and does another, often maintaining subterfuge while screwing over her constituency...in short, a politician...

Tom delay

She's a power-hungry crone who says one thing and does another, often maintaining subterfuge while screwing over her constituency...in short, a politician...

LOL You pretty much described 95% of them

Newsworth flag

Tom delay

What about him?

Tom delay

What about him?

nothing,honest as the day is long

nothing,honest as the day is long

I think he's one of the dishonest ones, my self. I count him in that 95% I cited in post 43.

#43
truth spoken brother

This is one of many things President Zardari tries to do to screw Pakistan and Tosser in general, but which backfired.

The FIA (same as FBI) doesn't have the man-power, or the legal authority, to read over hundred million messages a day that might have a Zardari-joke in them. LOL

Every citizen of Pakistan on the internet sends around 10 Zardari jokes a day. And there are estimated around 50 million people using the internet at any one time.

What the hell did they think they were doing? hahahahahahaha

Unlike the FIA however, the ISI does have the technology to catch any and all electronic communications. It is Pak's version of ECHELON and is called SHARK-RAY.

However it isn't part of the ISI's job description to look for anti-Zardari jokes. So it was a big fat NO from them leaving the whole idea stillborn.

But do understand the mentality of a politician (in any country). These small people would LOVE to throttle every freedom... if they could.

Good thing, they can't.

HNIC THINKS THIS IS AS GOOD IDEA!!!

What's "HNIC"?

A little background....

FIA stands for Federal Investigative Agency. The Federal cops who think they are secret agents because they wear sunglasses.

All they do is step over the jurisdiction of other alphabet agencies, walk all over a crime scene, ruin a case before it can be brought before a judge, and then get kicked back to their desks with nothing to show for it.

I don't know why the FIA is still around.

I also don't know why every crooked politician is in love with the FIA.

Basically, the same useless piece of shit as the FBI... no-fly lists and color alerts.... just people who want to justify their existence for the next budget.

If the FIA or the FBI sez they're gonna do this or that ... it's never going to happen. LOL

When did AU leave? Can someone link to the thread?

#36 | Posted by JOE at 2009-07-22 09:57 PM

Au never left. He just got bored to death by certain stupid people (we know who) and is probably taking a break.

Ban has been canceled, stupid fellow. It was impossible to make it work anyway.

Read DAWN. It's old news by now.

#2 | Posted by Tosser

It doesn't matter. The fact that it ever happened shows just how backwards and behind your country is.

Who among us would expect a mongrel like you to realize the fact AU got caught lying and was shamed in to leaving the retort.
Maybe he'll come back as AllAmerican, again.

Run along SaladTosser, the Indians are comming.

#34 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Is that why he hasn't been around? I had no idea. He lied all the damn time but I missed this one and I'm upset that I did.

It's amazing how every time there is a post on Pakistan, Tosser has about 75% of the posts in the thread. Sometimes 6 or 7 posts in a row. He just can't stand the fact that his country is a shit hole and remains in the Dark Ages.

Wow....this thread derailed FAST!

It's amazing how every time there is a post on Pakistan, Tosser has about 75% of the posts in the thread.

That is to be expected.

He just can't stand the fact that his country is a shit hole and remains in the Dark Ages.

Because even a President in Pakistan can't do as he please, WE are a shithole? LOL

We stopped OUR President from doing this.

What did Americans do to stop Bush from ruining your country and killing your soldiers for 8 years?

Reality check little guy.

We stopped OUR President from doing this.

What did Americans do to stop Bush from ruining your country and killing your soldiers for 8 years?

Reality check little guy.

Posted by Tosser at 2009-07-23 12:43 PM

touch

touche' rather.

The fact that it ever happened

The fact is in never happened. It ended BEFORE it happened.

They still want to... just like American lawmakers want to regulate the internet... but really... nobody can do THAT.

just how backwards and behind your country is.

Evershort... you are just burnt up about the fact you work as domestic servant for an Iranian Muslim family.

Don't take your frustrations about your master and mistress out on me, just because I happen to be a Muslim too.

I think this article clarifies the subject a bit better.
headline-news-
online.blogspot.com

Like I said, it has had the opposite effect.

"We are not running some organised political campaign against Zardari, but we cannot stop writing about him," he said. "You know, he is such a funny chara"

A "chara" or "charia" means "shit-assed crazy dude".

And like this story confirms, there is NO WAY IN HELL the FIA can make that threat come true and start checking SMS (text messages) and emails from over 50 million people.

Look up Pakistani newspapers today... nobody even gives a shit about this thing. It's dead.

Zardari is one crazy guy. But, what can your country do to remove him from power? Here we have impeachment and I am curious what remedies your country has.

Btw, these Govt. cheap-suits.. if they want to see what you are up to... they can only look at your emails that your ISP keeps.

They CAN'T do shit if you use Gmail, for example. They know the internet is out of their hands.

Which is why they only threatened to watch SMS messages (mobile phone text messages).... and they couldn't even go for THAT.

Tosser,
You are actually close IMHO. The push for Wi-fi is because they cannot tap wired internet without a warrent, but, since Wi-fi uses the public airspace, they can. It was decided long ago when cordless phones first came out by the SCOTUS. It is also the reason the FCC can regulate broadcast TV, but not Cable.

Zardari is one crazy guy. But, what can your country do to remove him from power? Here we have impeachment and I am curious what remedies your country has.

#67 | Posted by JustinPhx

A coup.

But, what can your country do to remove him from power?

1. President can be impeached if two-thirds of Parliament and Senate agree to get rid of him.

2. In Zaradi's case... he was a criminal and jail-bird who Mushi pardoned.

That pardon was called "NRO".

Now if the Supreme Court declares whatever Mushi did, as illegal, Zardari's pardon automatically goes into the gutter.

3. In Pakistan, funny things happen all the time. LOL

Point is, the man is a creep. Nobody likes him.

Usually in this country when you find people making dirty-jokes about you and laughing at you... your days are numbered.

Did you notice I still get his name wrong??? LOL

Tosser,
You are actually close IMHO. The push for Wi-fi is because they cannot tap wired internet without a warrent, but, since Wi-fi uses the public airspace, they can. It was decided long ago when cordless phones first came out by the SCOTUS. It is also the reason the FCC can regulate broadcast TV, but not Cable.

I suspected as much.

Maybe that is why Wi-Max and EVDO is being pushed here.....

If history is any guide, Govts in both India and Pakistan tend to fall or lose an election if the price of onions spikes up. (I don't know why... just some historical data...)

If that happens, this guy is toast for sure.

If I hate this guy, Klifferd hates him double.

YS, I remember, was sympathetic to him a year or two ago but now he just posed "Zardari phtooeee". LOL

You will not find any Pakistani on DR or anywhere, who thinks Zardari is cool.

He was diagnosed with dementia before his bitc... sorry.. wife... got shot. Now he ought to be a total wreck and in mental-hospital .. what is he doing in office?

Pakis must come out of that inferiority complex towards India and try to follow india in its policies. They must stop the role of the mullahs and military in the countries governance and look at life in real terms. imagine being a country leading in production of narcotic drugs in asia, being a country serving as a hub for the terrorist rats of asia and living in eternal debt and alms from the west and having no role in the development of the world economic or scientific. Pakistan needs some radical changes and only the young who can get out of the clutches of the mullahs and 'religion' can become useful in bringing about the same. Otherwise, the country remains as it is.

Otherwise, the country remains as it is.

That is to say, The Asshole of the World.

Evershort... you are just burnt up about the fact you work as domestic servant for an Iranian Muslim family.

Don't take your frustrations about your master and mistress out on me, just because I happen to be a Muslim too.

#64 | Posted by Tosser

You got it all wrong, Tossoff. I love my job. My bosses are as laid back as they come, I come and go as I please, I'm paid well, and when I want to take some time off it's never a problem and it's always paid time off. No complaints here. You just think that because of the way you are used to Muslims acting in that part of the world that they act the same here. Not the case. At least not with the family I work for. Keep imagining that I hate it here and that they treat me like shit. You'll just continue to be wrong, which is nothing new for you. It really goes to show how you view your own kind when you say stupid shit like that by the way.

By the way, Tossoffer, if I don't like a job or feel mistreated by a boss I quit. I've done it several times in my life. I can always get a job. When you have talent and intelligence jobs come easy. Unfortunately for you, you are stuck behind that convenience store counter with no hope of ever moving up in the world. It's no wonder you're so irritated all the time. Must really suck having a dead end job and no way out of it because you lack the basic skills needed to procure something better. Me, I don't ever have to worry about employment, which should be a sign that I happen to enjoy where I'm at now, because I've been here a year and a half and have no plans of leaving.

#79 | Posted by everlong at 2009-07-23 05:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Possibly overly sensitive?