1

Party at the Whitehouse tonight, or are the President and First Lady taking the plane and stepping on out?

I came to the rig yesterday with my camera gear for a special project. The helicopter crew somehow managed to open the bag and a brand new lens I paid $1,300 for fell out on the deck.

I almost cried seeing that broken glass and deformed lens. A sadder sight I haven't seen in a long, long time. I loved that lens.

A sadder sight I haven't seen in a long, long time. I loved that lens.

#3 | Posted by goatman at 2009-07-15 12:09 PM | Reply |

Do you have an expense account that affords a bit of creativity?

war on christian values continues

athists sue to prevent "in God we trust" from being put on new building...

BUT WAIT>..there isnt any war like this...I KNOW

I read it here first

but the "rest of the story" is at newsmax.com

Should I bring my own chains?

war on christian values continues

Christian values war on:

Rioters in Northern Ireland attacked police with bricks, bottles and other missiles in several places on Monday, wounding at least three officers on a day of parades by the pro-British Orange Order, police said.
"There are clearly Republican dissidents in the community who want to cause as much tension as they can and today's bomb could easily have killed people," the Orange Order said in a statement.

And aflac-the "In God we Trust, except for days like 9-11" signs weren't in the original design, just added by Congressfolk who didn't want to get shot in their church by you devout Christians who were threatening them.

#5 | Posted by afkabl2

If you guys stuck to your defined circle of influence, you wouldn't need to be told so often to keep your shit to yourself. It's like slapping a greedy kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar over and over and over again. Church, State, separate. Far from being too f'n complicated.

Did you folks know that Michelle Obama climbed to the top of the Empire State building last time she was in New York, and planes attacked her?

Do you have an expense account that affords a bit of creativity?

I don't, but my boss does. Even his boss (the rig manager in Houston) said they'd somehow get me a new one. Luckily they both like me. Otherwise I would be subjected to the company policy which is 'tough shit' on things like that.

For Daddy Levi:

Did you hear that the Texas governor's mansion burned down ?

'Yep Prit'near took out the whole trailer park The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
###
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
###
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
###
A new Redneck law was just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

"war on christian values continues"

Is that different from the War on Christmas???

Seems you Christians have so many wars going on I can't keep up....

well it might not be IF The constitution really said something like that....

and north...please....that has nothing to do with an effort to europeanize us into extinction....

AH BUT BETTEER NEWS.........

anyone else hear something about a recent obama TOWN hall meeting cancelled because he didnt want to get hard questions about health care.
I got in on just the tailend of some report about that..........

AFKABL2:

You mentioned on another thread $0 paid in taxes on the money made by Goldman.

How did they make Billions and pay no tax on it?

?

Otherwise I would be subjected to the company policy which is 'tough shit' on things like that.

#10 | Posted by goatman at 2009-07-15 12:18 PM | Reply |

A good friend of mine is a photo freak and has the equipment to back it. For his travels, he has a special metal case with mucho padding and a lock.

Small investment for fragile and expensive shit.

"war on christian values continues"

Is that different from the War on Christmas???

Seems you Christians have so many wars going on I can't keep up....

#12 | Posted by danni at 2009-07-15

HOLY BATMAN

danni made a funny and I chuckled...
the world is now over...LOL

Party at the Whitehouse tonight, or are the President and First Lady taking the plane and stepping on out?

#2 | Posted by wisgod

Should I bring my own chains?

#6 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Where is Hop Frog when you need him.

A new Redneck law was just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

#11 | Posted by northguy3 at

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH good stuff......

well I better go now. I have to brush the three teeth I have left.........
where did I put that banjo?

I don't speak out often about specific conflicts between members, but the people who are calling Murphy "McAnkles" and making other ankle cracks are going to get dumps every single time someone flags the comments.

I'm not going to tolerate sexual insults directed at members here because of their gender. The Retort isn't a he man woman hater's club. Find another way to express your disagreement, folks.

Did you folks know that Michelle Obama climbed to the top of the Empire State building last time she was in New York, and planes attacked her?

Oh great. Now SARAH!! will be on all the TV shows complaining no planes attacked her. Rush will be explainng how the liberal USAF hates her and wishing al queda would have nuked NY when Michele was there.

PETROUS>>

I looked at the link again and unless I missed it, the way wasnt there...but I will look again and maybe if you open the link it will say..
corporate lawyers I would imagine...

#19...Bravo!

AND Now we see what modern P;oliticians really care about. My question is , when your dead, why would you care?

I'm not going to tolerate sexual insults directed at members here because of their gender. The Retort isn't a he man woman hater's club. Find another way to express your disagreement, folks.

#19 | Posted by rcade at 2009-07

DAMN...there goes my whole afternoon list..

whats the problem r.....forced to attend a diversity training meeting or something??

Small investment for fragile and expensive shit.

That is very true and I do have a metal one, but it is heavy and hard to lug through the airport. My other case is a specially made backpack by Canon made just for camera and lenses. I don't trust checking it, so the backpack usually works for me.

When they did my bag check at the heliport, I saw them zip it back up. Someone at the heliport must've opened it later and not closed it.

whats the problem r.....forced to attend a diversity training meeting or something?

The women here shouldn't have to endure that stuff as the price for participating in a political discussion site.

Where is Hop Frog when you need him.
#17 | Posted by STIRSUMUP

Mikey Steele went to the NAACP to deliver some ghetto love from the RNC. He pointed out that if it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, Rush Limbaugh adn newt Gingrich, all the attendees would be out picking Cotton and he'd be polishing Mitt's silverware. He also promised that some day the GOP would run black candidates, assuming they were white enough.

#19: Color me stupid, but I don't even know what 'McAnkles' means. I didn't know 'wog' was an insult until I saw the dumps on that one, too.

afkabl2 will be in the dictionary section of the public library for the next 20 minutes looking up "endure". Nice job, Rcade.

Im not disagreeing with you at all
..
I love women..every man should own at least one..

AND HEY Its your site

unlike when GOVERNMENT tells someone who OWNS thier business who can smoke and who cant and Where they can smoke and THEY cant smoke all together

its your site and even though MY car is my own the government STILL tells me I have to wear a seatbelt or get fined..

(wow...what a nice job of turning one issue into another...sometimes I even amaze myself)

ENDURE>..isnt that something old people have to drink..or wear...........

Color me stupid, but I don't even know what 'McAnkles' means. I didn't know 'wog' was an insult until I saw the dumps on that one, too.

If you read the flagged comments every day, you'd get a world-class education in creative ways to be obnoxious to your fellow man.

PRETOROS

oreilly is doing a weeklong investigation into the scam of cap and trade.........and I agree with his opinions and I believe the facts he is using.

FOR instance.....

goldman ceo is about to get 43 million dollar bonus
will he expect for ACORN to show up in his neighborhood demanding he give it back??? I dont think so.........

(wow...what a nice job of turning one issue into another...sometimes I even amaze myself)

"amaze" isn't the word we use to describe your thought processes.

I bet your pissed off the government doesn't let you sell computers and weapons to NK or Iran, too. Or store nuclear waste in your mom's back yard.

"isnt that something old people have to drink..or wear..........."

Both

You are such a dork!!!

LOL

ALSO the irony of all this is

liberals who whine and moan and bitch and bloviate about the EVIL RICH and the BASTARD CORPORATIONS are in the process of delivering a LOAD OF MONEY To those same people that would choke a chicken>>

(oops...was that a wrong metaphor????)

I bet your pissed off the government doesn't let you sell computers and weapons to NK or Iran, too. Or store nuclear waste in your mom's back yard.

#35 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009

yeah you are right...those damn frence are so much smarter than we are...on that nuclear energy stuff anyway....

#39 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-07-15 12:43 PM | Reply | Flag: offensive flag

OK Rogers, give him a dump.

Watch your mouth!!!

I'm painting today. You would have known that if you would have answered your phone!!

OK Rogers, give him a dump.

#41 | Posted by Zatoichi

WHY...its a compliment...

sorry sweety...but I dont have time for the phone.
its hard work here saving the world from the approaching liberal horde.....

WHY...its a compliment...

thats certainly how I meant it anyway..

geesh....ZAT...since when did you get so sensitive....

Watch your mouth!!!

I'm painting today. You would have known that if you would have answered your phone!!

#42 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-

well I can only guess that its not something going to the louvre.......hee hee....

hey I could pose for your next painting........WINK WINK.....

Pffft...you can't save yourself much less anything else!!

Gotta run. Talk to you later.

I'm helping my husbands buddy's 83 year old mother paint her outside swings, dork.

But as you know, I am a fairly good artist. I would charge you for one of my pieces of art work.... And you couldn't afford it!!!

LOL

okay..
be safe.....

AND CUT DOWN on that SPEEDING through a 40 mph zone going 65.....

WHAT>..NO>.I would be charging you for painting me.
I DONT GIVE THIS STUFF AWAY YOU KNOw........lol

well boys and girls

look tomorrow for next report on CAP AND TRADE SCAM as investigated by orielly.......

AND maybe we will be talking about franken's questions...

was "stuart smally" REALLY good enough????????????????

Hasta laredo

" as investigated by orielly......."

FF!

Okay, I am wondering hwy no one has the guts to once again point out the obvious "Liberal men throw like girls". Anyone see Obama last night, And has anyone got any visual evidence of a liberal democrat actually having any male abilities at all?

That should be a test for political office, you either have to be able to throw a ball to a target, like a man. How about knowing the difference between carbueration and fuel injections or at a minimum how to use a power tool

"That should be a test for political office, you either have to be able to throw a ball to a target, like a man."

With a BPV on? I'd like to see you try.

He also promised that some day the GOP would run black candidates, assuming they were white enough.

Funny considering that pretty much describes the guy we just elected.

With a BPV on?
Posted by Danforth

He can walk on water with it on in the eyes of you lefties, so he can't put alittle mustard on a hardball?

"he can't put alittle mustard on a hardball?"

Again, try it with a BPV and tell us what you clock.

Again, try it with a BPV and tell us what you clock.

#57 | Posted by Danforth

Does it have to cover my wrists, or do you have an excuse for President Limp wrist as well?

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC

Republicans were anxious to pronounce the stimulus a failure, while Democrats insisted that the package just needed more time, pointing out that most of the money had not yet been spent. Neither assertion can withstand the test of third grade arithmetic.

The unemployment rate is currently 9.5% and virtually certain to cross 10% by the end of the summer. It is likely to hit 11% early next year. As a rule of thumb, it takes a 2% increase in GDP to reduce the unemployment rate by 1%. This means that in order to reach a target of 5% unemployment, we would have to increase GDP by 10%, or $1.5 trillion.

A GDP shortfall of $1.5 trillion needs about $1 trillion per year of additional spending. It would take $1.65 trillion per year in tax cuts to provide the same result. The Obama package provides about $300 billion a year in stimulus. This is obviously inadequate.

When the Republicans jump on the June jobs numbers and say that stimulus doesn't work, it is like the obese person complaining that dieting and exercise don't work because he is still overweight after passing up dessert and taking a walk around the block.

The "give it time" crew don't fare too much better. While only about 15 percent of the stimulus has gone out the door thus far, it is the rate of spending that matters.

In short, we badly need another very big dose of stimulus. Unfortunately, the politicians and pundits in Washington are either too ignorant, dishonest, or scared to talk about the $2 plus trillion stimulus that this economy needs. As a result, tens of millions of people will lose their jobs and/or their homes because of continued economic mismanagement. In economic policy circles, mismanagement is a job qualification, not a fault.

Excerpted from Dean Baker @ Counterpunch

#54 | Posted by Danforth

Here ya go, foot-in-mouth Danniforth:

a nice strike down Broadway with a BPV ..... comin up!

That oughtta end Danniforth's tenure today on the nooner.

Here ya go, foot-in-mouth Danniforth:

a nice strike down Broadway with a BPV ..... comin up!

#60 | Posted by 8roper

Bwahahaha. What a fucking arm!

That oughtta end Danniforth's tenure today on the nooner.

#61 | Posted by 8roper

He'll tell you the Messiah's BPV was .064 thicker, and therein lies the problem.

"Does it have to cover my wrists, or do you have an excuse for President Limp wrist as well?"

Fuck no...he throws like a girl.

"That should be a test for political office, you either have to be able to throw a ball to a target, like a man."

With a BPV on? I'd like to see you try.

#54 | Posted by Danforth

Danforth, I would like to see how well YOU play ANYTHING.... aside from playing with Barbies.

"That oughtta end Danniforth's tenure today on the nooner."

Why? Cause a guy who used to own a baseball team can throw a strike better than a guy who's more of a basketball player?

I was asking Wisgod what HE would clock with a BPV.

(btw, Obama bowls like a girl, too...)

"Danforth, I would like to see how well YOU play ANYTHING.."

Hahahahaha! As Orel Hersheiser once said to a heckler...

Grab a bat.

I was asking Wisgod what HE would clock with a BPV.

Posted by Danforth

Not sure, but I bet I could do better with nothing but schoulder and wrist.

BTW, Bush owning a baseball team makes him a better hardball thrower? Nice stretch. I'll bet Marge Schot threw in the mid 90's.

Why? Cause a guy who used to own a baseball team can throw a strike better than a guy who's more of a basketball player?

Oh. Sure. George Stienbrenner had a hell of a split finger fastball. After all you know, he was an owner, and all.

close Wis, about the .067 mm....but he went with the "W was somehow financially connected to the sport of baseball and black negro genetics limit Obama ffom anything but basketball" excuse.

"Oh. Sure. George Stienbrenner..."

Wow, a deflection-of-the-month.

"BTW, Bush owning a baseball team makes him a better hardball thrower? "

No, just a little more familiar with the sport. Didn't you hear the President talking during the All-Star game last night?

"excuse."

Huh? I said he throws like a girl. Now, how about a three-point competition with Bush?

Now, how about a three-point competition with Bush?

#70 | Posted by Danforth

Does Bush have to shot with a butt in one hand if B.O. does?

shoot...damn it.

What the hell does throwing a ball have to do with being able to lead?

And does your question pertain to women as well, Republicans and Democrats? Must they be able to throw like a man?

Idiocy. Could have been funny idiocy, but as written, nope, just idiocy.

Idiocy. Could have been funny idiocy, but as written, nope, just idiocy.

On two different threads no less. Not to mention every leading media outlets.

What the hell does throwing a ball have to do with being able to lead?

#73 | Posted by pragmatist

I think one could make the argument that males who are retarded pussies with sporting equipment are likely not full of self assurance, and not highly in tune with the common social activities of a lot of Americans.

That sounds like Obama to me.

On the other hand, being a Sally with a baseball probably doesn't mean shit ....except that he is a funny dork and good for a laugh.

Did you know that it takes an act of Congress (well really the Joint Committe on Taxation) to approve a tax refund claim in excess of $2 million?

What the hell does throwing a ball have to do with being able to lead?

Posted by pragmatist

Nothing, just like Community Organizing.

Everyone knows, Liberal "men" and 'I use the term loosely' are cowering girls who are afarid to stand up for themselves, even if it means an ass whooping, will watch their own women get raped to save their own skin. Only know how to make lattes. plant "green" things and try to impress other Libtards with their huge voabulary.

And Like I used to tell guys in my semi-pro leagues, if you were as good as you thought, you wouldn't be here. As to Barack Obama's basketball skills, a pickup game with people who want to lose to you is much different than showing an entire country you have some "man" skills, and don't just let Michelle do all the thinking

I didn't realize you were a "liberal", HBJ.

Oh, yes, I'm afraid to stand up for myself because I'm not an athlete. Jesus, are you fucks from the 1950s or what? Confidence comes from many realms and from a hugely varied set of accomplishments.

Oh, and Wisgod, he won the election, man. Deal. And yeah, I think constitutional scholar and legislative experience mean something. But why go there? We'll never agree.

This shit was in the _news_? People were talking about the president being a limpwristed (faggot) ball-thrower and stating that it said something important about liberals and their leadership ability? Really? In formal newscasts? Wow.

Btw, I'm reminded again of Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death. All you who spout off about corporate media, about liberal media, about celebrity culture--have you read it? If not, get thee to a bookstore or a library (hey, Afk--I bet they have it!). Amazing. And not about libs vs. cons--but about how we think and what television has done to us, is doing to us.

Btw, I'm reminded again of Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death. All you who spout off about corporate media, about liberal media, about celebrity culture--have you read it? If not, get thee to a bookstore or a library.........
#80 | Posted by pragmatist

says the fairy who probably can't throw a baseball .........

Oh, and Wisgod, he won the election, man.
Posted by pragmatist

Whoop de do. So did George W. Bush, twice. Now I'm suppose to lay off the boy king?

If you read the flagged comments every day, you'd get a world-class education in creative ways to be obnoxious to your fellow man.

World-class? You need to get out more rcade

...Must they be able to throw like a man?

Normally I wouldn't have thought twice about "how" Obama threw the ball and would just look to see if the ball made it to homeplate as it was "distance thrown" I would notice. But with all the talk about his "throwing like a girl" I gave a second thought as to how I normally throw a ball.

I've never once lifted either of my feet off the ground to pitch a ball (or when throwing anything else).

When I throw something, I'll put my right leg behind me and kind of lean back a little but both feet are still on the ground. If I want to throw it the farthest I can get it to go then I throw it underhand (the only way I can seem to get any real distance when throwing).

I didn't have a ball right here in the house but felt like experimenting (and was curious as to the distance I could throw) so I just now went into my back yard and took a yardstick and a small, hand-held 3 lb exercise weight to use as "the ball."

When I threw it using an overhand throw the 3 lb. weight went about 30 feet. When I threw the 3lb weight using an underhand throw, it landed almost 40 feet away. I don't know if that's considered good or not when judging for distance thrown. On average, women have 1/3rd the upper body strength of men so that might make a difference too. Or may I just "throw like a girl." Who knows.

#28 "He also promised that some day the GOP would run black candidates, assuming they were white enough"

At least 1/2 white, huh?

Watch your mouth!!!

I'm painting today. You would have known that if you would have answered your phone!!

#42 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-

well I can only guess that its not something going to the louvre.......hee hee....

hey I could pose for your next painting........WINK WINK.....

#46 | Posted by afkabl2

Ok, I'm confused. Afkabl spoke of Lisa and chickens and her response of him to watch his mouth makes me wonder where that was.

When I threw it using an overhand throw the 3 lb. weight went about 30 feet. When I threw the 3lb weight using an underhand throw, it landed almost 40 feet away. I don't know if that's considered good or not when judging for distance thrown. On average, women have 1/3rd the upper body strength of men so that might make a difference too. Or may I just "throw like a girl." Who knows.

#84 | Posted by CalifChris

What were you wearing ?

So the diagio hotline, two-bit piece of second class phone polling trash, just ripped Obama's approval average a new ass. Maybe it is not such a bad poll after all:

I came to the rig a few days early to work on a special project -- photographing various assets. I took a few for myself as well. For what it's worth, here are a few I did today. If this doesn't interest you, don't click on the links!

This one is the heart of the drill floor. Right now they are 'wirelining', i.e. dropping instruments into the hole via a cable. During drilling ops the drill pipe would be spinning around where the cable is.

Cool pix, Goat. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for sharing.

My pleasure. On shore, people are always me about the rig. I put up these pics for them, but thought it wouldn't hurt to post 'em here, too.

I take offense to this "thows like a girl" stuff. Have you seen me throw a ball? I played softball for more than half my life....I can throw!!!

I take offense to this "thows like a girl" stuff. Have you seen me throw a ball? I played softball for more than half my life....I can throw!!!

Maybe you are the girl he throws like, Lisa!

What were you wearing ?

If you're curious about what she looks like you can get the same results staring at the sun while tripping on acid. Now where the fuck did I put my white cane?

I take offense to this "thows like a girl" stuff. Have you seen me throw a ball? I played softball for more than half my life....I can throw!!!

Due to rcade's newfound sensitivity about sexual innuendos I decline to take the bait.

Unless you've betrayed your personal beliefs like a certain So CA'er and voted for the Sacrosanct One then I'll reconsider

I read somewhere the other day about a video Noble shows at the end of its helicopter egress/safety training session. It's a home movie of a little family on a helicopter that has just landed. The mom and little girl exit first---and the little girl has a doll or something, smiling at the video camera. Then comes the dad who steps out and immediately raises arms to wave at the camera is some kind of stupid, Nixon-esque "We're home" gesture.

His hands immediately disappear into a red mist that splatters all over his wife, daughter, and the camera lense.

They say it gets the point across.

Goatman,

Throwing like a girl is meant to be an insult.

I take offense to this "thows like a girl" stuff. Have you seen me throw a ball? I played softball for more than half my life....I can throw!!!

How do you like hearing "nice putt Alice" on the golf course?

Hey maybe that will be the next news story and video link. Obama putts like a girl.

Interesting Goat but I prefer pixs of su Tia caliente or tuna or maybe some of that rig food you brag about

Throwing like a girl is meant to be an insult.

C'mon, Lisa, don't you think I know that? My point is if you have a lemon, make lemonade. Proudly proclaim, "I, Lisa, am a girl and can throw a mean slider! They just complimented Obama".

This isn't aimed at you, but in general, people get offended too easily and take 'insults' too seriously. I don't consider the petty shit people throw at me on this blog offensive. They may think it is an insult, but I don't.

Likewise, the 'throw like a girl' is an insult only if you allow it to be. That's all I'm saying.

...su Tia caliente ...

Mi tia no es caliente. Ella pesa mas que 300 libras. No te gusta, crea!

...but I prefer pixs of... tuna

Goatman,

Throwing like a girl is meant to be an insult.

#97 | Posted by Lisa

Allow me to chime in, as the one who penned the the headline of the fantastic literary piecewhich focuses on the subject in depth, available on the back page.....

NO LISA it is NOT an insult to FEMALES to say a man throws like a girl.

most Men LOVE the fact that females are all girly and not good at man stuff . i think most men LIKE femmy girls that "throw like a girl" . Sure, there are exceptions, like jenny finch, etc., we love those kind of girls too, but it is not an insult to women to say a man throws like a girl. it is an insult aimed at the particular man- only. That is to say it is a man who is acting all feminine and girly.

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

I don't consider the petty shit people throw at me on this blog offensive. They may think it is an insult, but I don't.

People insult you on the DR Goat? Could've fooled me I thought it was just typical horsing around. Reason # 210 why it sucks to be a liberal you wouldn't know a good insult if it knocked you on the ass.

Maybe we can give them pointers at the next DR get-together Goat.

"How do you like hearing "nice putt Alice" on the golf course?

#98 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Or, "Wow. Does your husband play too?"

Mi tia no es caliente

I was being subtle I meant su hermana but you're wrong about su Tia she is muy caliente

Maryanne or Ginger?

They say it gets the point across.

I'll bet it does.

I've never been able to not duck while getting on or off a helicopter.

most Men LOVE the fact that females are all girly and not good at man stuff . i think most men LIKE femmy girls that "throw like a girl"

But only if she can change all the fluids on a 4X4, shoot the eye outta deer at 100 yards and gut it, doesn't bitch about baseball and takes the top most of the time so you can relax and enjoy it

LAPD reporting Jackson's death is a homicide.

More and more tv on this.

When the country is getting screwed by cock and bull and health care destruction--this is all a side show.

Maryanne or Ginger?

#107 | Posted by 8roper

Maryanne! - goatman
Ginger ! - Gimme a Scotch
Both! - 8Roper
Can i choose the Skipper? - Montecore

People insult you on the DR Goat?

They think they do. Actually I find the rantings of commonsence, jerrytarkanian (nee itsme) shawn, newyawker, celery, redneckshill, furryhole, etc funny. I just picture them all with bright red faces and throbbing veins in their temples sitting amidst a room whose walls are embedded with flying objects they have thrown in their rage. LOL

112 ff

And you are right -- It's maryanne for me

#114

knew it!

"Maryanne or Ginger?
#107 | Posted by 8roper"

"Maryanne! - goatman
Ginger ! - Gimme a Scotch
Both! - 8Roper
Can i choose the Skipper? - Montecore
#112 | Posted by 8roper"

You know you're pathetic when you have to answer your own questions. Poor 5roper.

Crispee,

I wouldn't mind hearing it...if my name was Alice.

Ginger ! - Gimme a Scotch

Yep but I'd let Mrs. Howell lap up the mess once in a while

You know you're pathetic when you have to answer your own questions. Poor 5roper.

#116 | Posted by mOntecOre

I continue to fascinate you.

Stick with the Skipper, fancy pants. I don't go that way.

I wouldn't mind hearing it...if my name was Alice.

#117 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-07-15 06:28 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Overly Sensitive

Yep but I'd let Mrs. Howell lap up the mess once in a while

#118 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Lovey was Bi.

I don't go that way.

#119 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-15 06:31 PM | Reply | Flag: THAT'S NOT WHAT MANGOAT SAID

Broper:

I am a prissy girl. I have a vanity in our bedroom, I wear makeup, always fix my hair, paint my nails, etc. I also love sports.

I STILL think it's an insult.

LOL

LOL Gimme!

I'm not over sensitive.

I'm just sensitive enough to be compassionate.

Broper:

I am a prissy girl. I have a vanity in our bedroom, I wear makeup, always fix my hair, paint my nails, etc. I also love sports.

I STILL think it's an insult.

LOL

#123 | Posted by Lisa

You sound like an enigma.

Do you giggle and bounce?

Or do you fart and sweat a lot?

What is a "Broper"?

I giggle. I don't fart, I fluff. I don't sweat, I glisten.

I did bounce once when I tripped down the stairs though.

Sorry...8roper

Lisa

It's LeeAtwater. Send me a note.

I am a prissy girl. I have a vanity in our bedroom, I wear makeup, always fix my hair, paint my nails, etc.

#123 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-07-15 06:34 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Wouldn't Last With Gimme

OMGosh! LEE!!!

What? You don't like sports, gimme??

LOL

No if she owns a farm/ranch and works it dawn to dusk 365 days a year while I surf the net I don't care if she looks like Roseanne Barr. But even if she doesn't I don't care for makeup, painted fingernails or women who are prissy about their hair.

But why should you care Little Miss Happy Homemaker everything is lovey-dovey right? But if there's trouble in paradise I'll pencil you in if I have a cancellation if that's what you're asking. I'm a kindhearted guy like that.

"What? You don't like sports, gimme??

#130 | Posted by Lisa"

Just water sports.

Gimme

"When the country is getting screwed by cock and bull and health care destruction--this is all a side show."

It is a sideshow, Murphy, but I hope you're not implying that the media is doing this in order to cover up gov't shenanigans. Why that... that... that would be almost a leftwing conspiracy!

Shit, really, we are all about bread and circuses--it's just that now it's on the telly instead of in the arena. (Read Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death! Do it! I dare you!)

Crispee,

I wouldn't mind hearing it...if my name was Alice.

I will change my line to "Lisa" tomorrow, as it is inevitable the opportunity will come up. Of course it doesn't change the meaning...

"Flag: (Choose) Wouldn't Last With Gimme

#128 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"

No woman would want to. Gimme is unemployed.

GEESH...sorry. I was trying to be funny. I guess I failed.

I may be a prissy girl but I am not afraid to get dirt under my nails. I've made my own ottoman, pot rack, dug in the yard, had my own painting and wallpapering business. I am not afraid of hard work despite the fact I like to look feminine.

And I am very happy right where I am. Make fun if you wish.

Just water sports.

Not really my thing Monty but if you insist open your mouth

Ron/Lee - I didn't ignore your request that I send you an email the other day. The problem is, the only email I use is my work email, and I try to keep my DR life quaratined from my real life. I assume you understand. Cheers, mOntecOre

Crispee...you better not!!

No woman would want to. Gimme is unemployed

You'd be surprised how many women think they can be martyrs Monty but then again maybe not you're married right?

"GEESH...sorry. I was trying to be funny. I guess I failed.

#136 | Posted by Lisa"

Don't worry, Lisa. Gimme's just a grumpy old fucker, cause he has no friends, no woman, and no job. All he has is the DR. Can you imagine?

I am not afraid of hard work

But can you gut a lamb?

I came to the rig a few days early to work on a special project -- photographing various assets....

Terrific clarity on some of those shots, Goat. You could almost read the dials on the ballast panel. Nice to get to see all the other fellows you work with on the rig. Had seen Pig's photo before, and one of the other ET you work with, but not the rest of the gang. First became familiar with what a riser is, and where the rig's moon pool is located, when you mentioned them to us last year. Makes it more interesting when you finally get to see photos of the different equipment/locations on the rig to go along with the names.

Gimme's just a grumpy old fucker, cause he has no friends, no woman, and no job. All he has is the DR. Can you imagine?

Could be worst I could be you Monty

No. And I don't care to gut one either.

My husband baits my hook when fishing.

Look, I am proud to be a female and everything that goes along with it.

Sorry if you disagree.

But even if she doesn't I don't care for makeup, painted fingernails

painted fingernails - check
painted toenails - check
little bit of make-up - check

Cross me off the list.

Whatever makes him happy, Montey.

painted fingernails - check
painted toenails - check
little bit of make-up - check

Cross me off the list.

#146 | Posted by CalifChris

WTF? Don't tell me you bought into that sterno lit romantic roadkill dinner BS Chris? You were never on my list.

Who am I kidding you voted for the Sacrosanct One you'll buy into anything. Which reminds me I have a bunch of leftover bridges in Brooklyn you could make a killing on and get outta Californicate at the same time.

Crispee...you better not!!

Alright Lisa I am confused. The term "nice putt Lisa", refers to the male puttee leaving a putt well short. Or like a girl. It is clear from some of your posts, that there is no question you take your feminity seriously. I think using Lisa instead of Alice would fit to a tee. Almost like a compliment. The guy I use that on couldn't give a rats ass if it is Alice, Susie, Lisa, danforth...

"Alice, Susie, Lisa, danforth..."

Good God, I've pwned you, too. Welcome to the harem.

The guy I use that on couldn't give a rats ass if it is Alice, Susie, Lisa, danforth...

Dan isn't effeminate he's just a crybaby if you don't play by his rules

"Dan isn't effeminate he's just a crybaby if you don't play by his rules"

Posts the guy afraid to debate me.

I come here for the comedy.

"Alice, Susie, Lisa, danforth..."

Good God, I've pwned you, too. Welcome to the harem.

No just showing you belong on that list. Hell it may even be an insult to Alice, Susie, Lisa. Don't think I golf with anyone who blogs here and would understand the tremendous insult I threw.

Nice pics Goat. Sorry about the lense. You must have a nice camera. Very clear pics.

Dan isn't effeminate he's just a crybaby if you don't play by his rules

He's crying about that on another thread. Whining about not using quotation marks. Like that compelled him to troll on a post that had nothing to do with anything he wrote.

" Like that compelled him to troll on a post that had nothing to do with anything he wrote."

Like that's ever been the barometer here. Too funny.

"Don't think I golf with anyone who blogs here and would understand the tremendous insult I threw."

So does that mean you'll be taking my name, like Cookie and Jackass, or are you one of those 'liberated' bee-yotches?

Crispee...it should be nice put BELLA!!

Never mind my #131 Lisa I saw on another thread you're Italian I'll ink you in

Ummm...that's ok Gimme. I'm not going anywhere. I am very happy right where I am.

So does that mean you'll be taking my name, like Cookie and Jackass, or are you one of those 'liberated' bee-yotches?
#157 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-15 07:48 PM

It is obvious you don't get the insult.

BTW... If you are going to whine about me not knowing quotation marks are the first rule in danforth blogging 101, shouldn't one of your rules be to not paste just one sentence out of a post skeweing the context?

THAT'S NOT WHAT MANGOAT SAID

#122 | Posted by mOntecOre

m'boor, I'm curious about something. You seem to frequently bring me up in a situation that I am not a part of. Is your obsession with me so strong that you bring me up during my two weeks onshore and I'm not posting even? I haven't the stomach to go through your user page to see, but I'd bet money that you still bring me up even when I haven't been here for days.

How close am I to the truth? Is your obsession with me that strong? Does my name pop up in your posts when I'm not here? Given your endless stream of fantasies about me, it would be folly to think otherwise. LOL

Crispee...it should be nice put BELLA!!

That would probably give someone the wrong impression. "Nice putt Bella" (pretty?) Not only that, it is supposed to be an insult. Not a compliment.

I guess Lisa doesn't want to play anymore but that won't stop me from acting like the properly raised Yankee gentleman you all know me to be right Chris? Chrissy? Damnit she must be off playing footsies in the DR break room with Monty again.

"If you are going to whine about me not knowing quotation marks are the first rule in danforth blogging 10"

Careful...you're showing your stupididty again!

SEE... I said it was an insult and earlier you said it was a compliment.

Make up your mind!!

LOL

#133 | Posted by pragmatist

The MSM can't help themselves.

Either they cover up the incompetence by ignoring it or find a diversion--like MJ.

"If you are going to whine about me not knowing quotation marks are the first rule in danforth blogging 10"

Like omitting the number one troll?

"blogging 10" = "blogging 101"

Apologies for cutting off ANY of Crispee's brilliant posts.

Still waiting for your proof on another thread danforth. Going on almost 20 minutes.

"Like omitting the number one troll?"

Exactly like that. I guess it was my stupididty showing again.

"Still waiting for your proof on another thread danforth. Going on almost 20 minutes."

Then take your own advice, and read that entire thread. I'm sure you'll see plenty.

Then take your own advice, and read that entire thread. I'm sure you'll see plenty.

#172 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-15 08:07 PM |

I see they are back in the tucked position danforth. Funny you never bothered to read one post before the trolling gene took over.

"Either they cover up the incompetence by ignoring it or find a diversion--like MJ."

As they have during the Bush years, during previous Clinton years, during previous Bush years.

I'm serious about Postman and the bread and circuses, folks.

And it ain't just MSM. Talk radio is full of bread and circuses, too. Rush went off on the death of the teleprompter the other day (I'm beginning to sound like I listen to Rush regularly--fear not, true believers, it's just the power of Scan on the dial; I give the man's rants a chance). About 10% was giggle-worthy. The rest was his vitriol in disguise. If he's not simply performing, the man must be rotten inside from all the hate and anger.

(I'm beginning to sound like I listen to Rush regularly--fear not, true believers, it's just the power of Scan on the dial; I give the man's rants a chance)

He opened with Obama throwing out the first pitch and went on for 20 minutes about it. Hopefully he made up for it later in the show, going after the ridiculous Senate overhaul of Healthcare.

20 minutes? Wow. That's entertainment? Did he tie it to anything substantive? The man insists that he brings information one can't find in the mainstream media...

20 minutes? Wow. That's entertainment? Did he tie it to anything substantive? The man insists that he brings information one can't find in the mainstream media...

#176 | Posted by pragmatist at 2009-07-15 08:42 PM

He played clips from every leading news shows. He was no better than the rest. Then he went on about the camera angle, Puljos being in front of the plate. Blaj, blah, blah...

He opened with Obama throwing out the first pitch and went on for 20 minutes about it.

Since I haven't listened to Rush since the late 90's and very little at that time I was wondering how long is his show and how much of it does he personally have to fill in?

Lisa,

Really, is being able to pitch a 3lb handweight (one of those wristband weights) 30 feet if thrown overhand and 40 feet if pitched underhand okay? Or does is that a distance for wusses only and I need to work on building up more strength? My backyard is set up like a swimming channel -- real long but not very wide. Still, for fun excercising I could practice pitching at the birdbath set up at the end (when no birds are in it, of course. lol)

Blaj, blah, blah...

#177 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2009-07-15 08:46 PM |

Here you go danforth. Have at it.

LOL don' hurt the birdies!

I ride my bike. It's easier on my bad ankle.

If you want to practice pitching, they have backstops for that.

I pitched a little. But occassionally the umpire yelled "flat" and gave me a complex so I stopped.

But occassionally the umpire yelled "flat"

I don't have the heart to say it.

"Here you go danforth. Have at it."

Why? You weren't insulting anyone's stupididty. Mistakes are all fine and good; we all make them. But don't expect to go after someone's intelligence and not have the same standards apply to you.

Did you get the joke ther Chris?

Lol

HAHAHA...Crispee got it!

Did you get the joke ther Chris?

Lol

From what I understand she shouldn't have got the joke. It has nothing to do with haircolor.

But occassionally the umpire yelled "flat"

But the batter was looking for perky!

But the batter was looking for perky!

I prefer a swoop.

But can you gut a lamb?

Not me, that's for sure. But I can roast a good lamb cooked with crushed rosemary and minced fresh garlic (both on the inside and the outside). Whip up some creamy mashed potatoes and a tasty gravy, add some green mint jelly on the side and dinner's good to go.

LOL hi Money!

To be honest, if the ump called a flat pitch, I always swung at it! Nice line drives!!

But occassionally the umpire yelled "flat"

I don't have the heart to say it.

#182 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2009-07-15 09:03 PM

Oops, guess the kleenex I use to stuff it with must have somehow fallen out.

Chris,

Crispee gave me a fabulous recipe for meatballs! I prefer those over lamb.

Chris,

Crispee gave me a fabulous recipe for meatballs! I prefer those over lamb.

#192 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-07-15 09:15 PM

So that means CrispeeOC is a pretty good cook?

Hey there, $$$WAR, haven't seen you around lately. Good to see ya.

Well, have a few things to take care of now. See y'all a bit later.

If you go by his meatball recipe...YES!!

To be honest, if the ump called a flat pitch, I always swung at it! Nice line drives!!

need some cold water now!

LOL! Lisa, how goes the it?

So that means CrispeeOC is a pretty good cook?

#193 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-15 09:19 PM |
I will be happy to forward the recipe or maybe Lisa can if she has an address. I will warn you though, Lisa was married shortly after getting the recipe. Coinicidence?

Chris,

summer time and been busy and the work schedule leave responses with the guys who are looney.

Things are wonderful! How about you?

Things are great for me. My hatred for republicans grows stronger every single day.

LOL Crispee!

You know the saying...the way to a mans heart is throigh his stomach!

I don't understand how the man can be thin after the way I feed him but he is!

Geesh I can't type or spell lately.

Should be through!

Just great, kids doing well too.

I eat as much as I want when I want and never gain a pound, but cooking for myself usely means I only eat when I am starving.

Danforth, is the login "Timex" taken?

"is the login "Timex" taken?"

Don't know. Why?

Don't know. Why?

#206 | Posted by Danforth

Exactly.

I will warn you though, Lisa was married shortly after getting the recipe. Coinicidence?

#197 | Posted by crispee_oc

I'm gonna flag that one offensive. I mean maybe Chris may have voted for the Sacrosanct One but it's just not right to rub her eternal spinster status in her face

Things are great for me. My hatred for republicans grows stronger every single day.

#200 | Posted by jackass

What are they controlling these days, Mr. ass.

Why, Wisgod...just who were you planning on licking?

Things are great for me. My hatred for republicans grows stronger every single day.

#200 | Posted by jackass at 2009-07-15 09:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Closet Republican

Why, Wisgod...just who were you planning on licking?

#210 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-15 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Whooooosh

Why, Wisgod...just who were you planning on licking?

#210 | Posted by Danforth

A stamp. I need to send in my 3rd quarter business taxes.

"I need to send in my 3rd quarter business taxes."

I'm sure the IRS will be happy to get it months early.

Not the brightest bulb in the drawer, are you?

Not the brightest bulb in the drawer, are you?

#214 | Posted by Danforth

Based on your posts here on the nooner regarding throwing a ball with a BPV on, I'm not concerned, pal. The best is when you folded like a chair and wanted B.O. to play Bush in buckets. Fucking priceless!

Thanks Goatman. You reminded me I need to get stamps!

Who said this blog was good for nuttin'??

"The best is when you folded like a chair"

Read it again, chump, and this time, look up the words you don't understand.

"The best is when you folded like a chair and wanted B.O. to play Bush in buckets. Fucking priceless!"

Even better is dweebs like you who think that's a serious topic.

Even better is dweebs like you who think that's a serious topic.

#217 | Posted by Danforth

You own your own words after that many posts, Schmuck.

hmmmmm!

Can't we all find some common ground and just get along?

OK. George W. Bush would loose in a game of 21 against B.O.
Is everybody happy? hmmmmmm?

We don't want to. It wouldn't be as much fun.

Can't we all find some common ground and just get along?
#220 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-07-15 10:25 PM | Reply | Flag: thinks this is hugs.com

Can't we all find some common ground and just get along?

#220 | Posted by Lisa

You know the answer is no.

Oh good grief...you're not helping Wisgod!

Lol

I'm trying to help Danforth out....which way did he come in?

Hugs.com?

Is there such a place?

I'm there!!!

Can't we all find some common ground and just get along?

We only act like this when you're here Lisa otherwise we're just one big harmonious love fest. You're a troublemaker kiddo stop fucking with our bliss!

Hugs.com?

Is there such a place?

Its in the back of my van

Hey how are the Brewers doing right now? I haven't been paying attention.

Last I heard they were a game and a half up and SL and Cubbies were starting a four game series..

"Is there such a place?"

Hold on, let me check....

Nope. Looks like I made it up.

Sorry to get your hopes up.

"You own your own words after that many posts, Schmuck."

So go back and count all the posts where I defended Obama, and how many where I ribbed him, Dufus.

And then send the IRS your 3rd Quarter tax payment.

"George W. Bush would loose in a game of 21 against B.O."

Just as long as he wouldn't tight.

Hey Wissy...ever heard of the first rule of holes?

Its in the back of my van
#229 | Posted by bruceaz at 2009-07-15 10:35 PM | Reply | Flag: Americanunity impersonator

Gimme,

Pfft

Flag: Americanunity impersonator

ouch!

Dang it Hagbard!!

ouch!
#235 | Posted by bruceaz

just jokes, yo.

And the Jim Beam

Gimme,

Pfft

I never would've figured you for a flirter Lisa

Lisa's honeymoon must be running dry, she's starting to post more often again.

I hope it's going well for you, lady.

Hi Whatsleft!

Nope, all is good in our world. He's just out of town for a few days. Soon I'll be back to not being around much.

How's things with you?

Lisa's honeymoon must be running dry, she's starting to post more often again.

#239 | Posted by Whatsleft

I was thinking the same thing

#233 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

FF

Hey Lisa--it's good for you and us for you to visit more often.

;o)

How is the little guy innie?

"Lisa's honeymoon must be running dry, she's starting to post more often again."

I was thinking the same thing

#241 | Posted by jackass

She won't have a beer with you either jackass try Castro St when you're in SF you might get lucky in more ways than one.

Plus there's no "donation" required there

Thanks Murph!

Money...the little guy is fantastic! Straight A's on his report card, played baseball again this summer, learned to fish,...visiting with his sister right now. He's having a blast!!

The girls having a good summer break?

Hey Lisa--it's good for you and us for you to visit more often.

;o)

#242 | Posted by MURPHY

It's an unusual thing but I'll second that Murphy.

I'm doing okay, Lisa...life trudges on. Send me an email sometime.

Innie,

Girls doing great, youngest is holding 2 jobs trying to save for Europe...going to school there and the oldest is working and going to small college. I guess they are not getting much of a summer off.

Wow!! I bet she's excited to go to Europe! What an experience for her!!

I'm happy they are both doing well!!

Yes very excited, never get to hear the end of it but they are getting older now and don't call dad much.......but that's the cycle of life.

Hey Wissy...ever heard of the first rule of holes?

#232 | Posted by Danforth

Goodnight Danforth. Try bringing your D game Thursday. It would be 2 grades better than today.

Gee Lisa you never ask me about my wonderful kid who means more to me anything in the world. Oh shit I was supposed to pick him up at the movies 3 hours ago gotta go!

LOL I know how you feel! I get calls from my oldest son about how to cook certain things. My daughter calls if she is upset with her boyfriend. My second son has time to text me once a week...lol. Thank goodness the little guy never stops talking!!!

It's hard when they grow up!

"Try bringing your D game Thursday."

Yeah...I would hate to loose a debate with you. Bwahahahahaha!

Yeah...I would hate to loose a debate with you. Bwahahahahaha!

Guess you will have to go back to beating yourself. Not sure who the winner will be.

"Yeah...I would hate to loose a debate with you. Bwahahahahaha!"

Happy asshole?

I'm sorry Gimme, I didn' know you had a child.

How is he doing? How old?

"Happy asshole?"

What's the matter? Your first response laid an egg?

Try a third time. Maybe you'll have better luck.

Happy asshole?"

What's the matter? Your first response laid an egg?

It didn't have quotation marks. Figured you would have cried about that. You know the first rule of blogging? Short term problem? Or just full of shit?

Even left them out again so you can whine danforth.

"You know the first rule of blogging?"

Yeah, dummy, and it's not about quotation marks. Your comprehension really sucks, doesn't it?

"so you can whine"

From the guy who can dish it out, but cries like a pussy when it's his turn on the skewer.

Yeah...I would hate to loose a debate with you. Bwahahahahaha!

#253 | Posted by Danforth

Practice on a paper sack, or better yet, call 1- 800-BOYD.

The first rule in blogging is never drink and blog.

And if that rule were followed on this site there would be two people blogging.

never drink and blog

I thought it was the samething

Nope Bruce, not even in the same zip code.

"Practice on a paper sack"

Wow...what a retort!

Amazing! What a stunner! Your best post, ever!!!

...And I was worried about my "D" game.

You know the first rule of blogging?"

(Yeah, dummy, and it's not about quotation marks.
#260 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-15 11:40 PM)

And here's a hint: if it's someone else's words, put quotes around them.
#120 | Posted by Danforth

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. You violate the first rule of blogging, and it's my fault.
#142 | Posted by Danforth

I guess your first rule of blogging is being a troll?

And if that rule were followed on this site there would be two people blogging.

#262 | Posted by Lisa

Yeah, Danforth and Pastor. The only thing drier than those two is my Lawn.

...And I was worried about my "D" game.

#265 | Posted by Danforth

Baby steps, baby steps. Not everyone can be just below average.

Wis, are the Brewers still holding 1st?

Wis, are the Brewers still holding 1st?

#269 | Posted by Lisa

2nd, 2-1/2 out...I think.

From the guy who can dish it out, but cries like a pussy when it's his turn on the skewer.

#260 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-15 11:40 PM |

On the skewer? From someone like you? Please danforth. I have been called worse by many, many better than you. You are way down on the give a shit list. Crying about a mispelled post pointed out by a troll like you?? Crying of laughter maybe.

"I guess your first rule of blogging is being a troll?"

No, it's what I posted.

And your posts of mine:
a hint (#120),
a reference to the repititious stupididty (#142),
and a correction, since you made the mistake (#260).

But it's very funny you took me to task about another of your errors.

UGHHHHH

"Crying about a mispelled post...?"

Yeah, in a shitload of posts. Still can't read?

Yeah, in a shitload of posts.

#274 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-16 12:04 AM

By all means take the time and point them out danforth. I would expect nothing less from you.I know it must give you chills, because you seem to be intent on making sure they are pointed out. Keeping in mind those posts bring nothing to the thread. You must get some sort of weird self pleasure. Strange.

Lisa,
Have a good night if you are still here. Time for her highness to be walked.

Nite Crisp!

Give the princess a rub behind the ears for me!

"Keeping in mind those posts bring nothing to the thread."

Then why on earth did you keep bringing up the subject of your stupididty?

Huh? Why do these nice sugary folks come to the DR didn't their mommies ever tell them it's hazardous to talk old farts with a proclivity for sexual innuendos?

He's 14 Lisa and headed for high school at the end of the summer to a school I just got a notice today is failing under the NCLBA but since it's the 1st year they've failed in a couple of years I don't have the option of transferring him within the district unless the school fails again this coming year. My best hope is that he doesn't get a 7-15 year scholarship to NSP like his oldest half-brother did. His other older half-brother just got out of camp last year after a somewhat brief stay courtesy the state and his 2 older half-sisters are happy with their out-of-wedlock babies they each had at 17 years old (one had twins).

Wanna be on my Christmas letter list it gets even juicer.

Gimme,

Are you serious or just nuts'n around?

If you're serious, I am sorry for the troubles you are facing.

I'm serious but I take no responsibility for his siblings who pretty much told me 10 years ago I had no say in their life cause I wasn't their "real dad" though I did try and provide a father figure to them for 4 more years but no go. Since my divorce in 1999 my kid has lived with me and toed the line to my satisfaction so I really expect him to do well in life and not follow in his siblings footsteps.

It's tough being a step up parent, Gimme.

I'm sure your son will do much better than his siblings.

It's tough being a step up parent

But it looked so easy in With 6 You Get Eggroll and those other 50's and 60's movies

LOL

Times were different then and it was the MOVIES!!

And on that note, I'm off to fantasy land myself...it's late and I here my bed calling me!

Have a great rest of the evening Gimme.

Ciao

Times were different then

No they weren't.Everybody kept their mouth shut and pretended that everything was FINE AND DANDY

Go to bed Bruce you've had enough tonite and put your gun under the bed not under the pillow I want you here tomorrow nite

And now for something completely different.....

Yo Rex

wealthy new yorkers beware:

china overtakes second place japan stock market:

"How do you like hearing "nice putt Alice" on the golf course?

#98 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Or, "Wow. Does your husband play too?"

#105 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-07-15 06:14

NO

its hit the ball you big pussy