They should have used frozen turkeys.

The whops could learn a lesson from the Jews. Step on a glass and call it a day.

"could learn a lesson from the Jews"

They could learn a lesson from skydivers.
Jump out BEHIND the engines and you live longer.

Jump out BEHIND the engines and you live longer.

#3 | Posted by Zatoichi

Maybe so-but you don't get the fun of playing "dodge'em" with the propeller blades.....

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Best line from a tv show EVER.

that's a bad omen. i don't care where you live.

"could learn a lesson from the Jews"

They could learn a lesson from skydivers.
Jump out BEHIND the engines and you live longer.
#3 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-07-14 11:39 AM

Maybe the plane was an AM6 Zero?

Despite the bride barely surviving with multiple cranial fractures this is one of the funniest tragedies I've ever heard on DR. So unfortunate, so visually alarming.

see this kinda stupid shit never happens to poor people

what color were the flowers?

wonder what happened to the doves they concurrently released?

"what happened to the doves?"

They're having a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's.

what color were the flowers?
#9 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2009-07-14 07:47 PM

You are wicked funny. I knew the answer (blue!) would eventually rear itself off from the Columbia tragedy and glom onto a newer, even more senseless one.

They should get paid double for that grand finale. Just tell the guests it was part of the show.

'they say love is blind and that marriage is a venerable institution. personally, I'd rather not be blind & living in an institution.'

They lived? Well shit! They could have made Darwin so proud.

Now the terrorists have enlisted flowers to do their bidding?! Terrorist flowers? Send them to Gitmo.

Talk about some lucky people.

The flowers were Geraniums: Folly and Stupidity

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Best line from a tv show EVER.

#5 | Posted by axe

That's the first thing I thought of too!