"Relax, and feel de gay leawing your body. You vill like de women, and you vill not think de hairy man ass is picnic, no."

Homosexuality is about as curable as Republicanism. Luckily I have found no gays interesting in looking for a "cure." herm

Soy-eater.

"Relax, and feel de gay leawing your body. You vill like de women, and you vill not think de hairy man ass is picnic, no."

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2009-07-12 11:38 PM | Reply | Flag: HAS HIGH RATE OF RECIDIVISM

Every Tuesday at The Little Shrimp, as I understand it.

But seriously, are you going to believe someone that can actually lick his own balls has a cure for homosexuality? Hmmm????

If I could lick my own balls I sure wouldn't be typing now

If I could lick my own balls I sure wouldn't be typing now

You would if your dick was prehensile

I am ashamed to say some of the stupidest ideas ever (I am talking of KamaSutra right now) came out of India/Pak.

Now that this part of Indian-Subcontinent is Pakistan, we seem to have decreased our share of stupid ideas (believe it or not) while there are even more stupid ideas coming out of India all the time.

Because of my karate background, I tried out Yoga too.

Total waste of time, swear.

Lift a few free weights, do some sit-ups and push-ups and you are good to go. Yoga is only for Hollywood types to show off.

Just curious Tosser... what are the laws on homosexuality in Pakastan and are they enforced? Also, do you sell/own adult videos there - straight or gay?

what are the laws on homosexuality in Pakastan and are they enforced?

I *think* it is technically against the law, but no, it's not enforced. There are far worse problems... like shoplifting, making moonshine, and credit-card fraud... that keep the cops busy.

I know for a fact some of the most powerful people in the news-media industry here are gay.

Also, do you sell/own adult videos there - straight or gay?

What a thing to ask.... LOL.

I will assume you are being a smartass.

As for your answer, anyone who wants porno can download it from the internet. Nobody even rents porno anymore.

I wasn't being a smartass Tosser. I meant can people in Pakastan own porno. Do you have adult store? I know you don't produce that but if someone did there that would be illegal then? Again I am just curious. As far as moonshine goes, I read on the new this morning lots of people are becomming sick and worse on the tainted stuff. You have that issue in your country as well?

Do you have adult store?

It won't be called "adult store" but yes, before the internet, in the days of VHS, I could rent porno from any video store. Just ask the guy for "the good stuff". LOL

But since broadband internet became common, the question doesn't make sense. Anyone can have any amount of prono/whatever. Just download, watch and delete.

I know you don't produce that

Oh, there is plenty of Pak-porno. LOL

Unofficial of course.

Unofficially anything goes. Don't worry about it.

As far as moonshine goes, I read on the new this morning lots of people are becomming sick and worse on the tainted stuff.

Yes.. In India. More than a hundred dead so far.

You have that issue in your country as well?

Sure. Anybody who drinks moonshine (in any country) is taking a risk. You have no idea what's in it.

#1 | Posted by cookfish - BWAHHHHHHH! FF!

The trick, he claims, is to teach gay people how to suck their own dicks. Thus far, he has a 100% cure ratio...however, those he has taught have not left their homes in weeks.

#2 | Posted by herm at 2009-07-13 12:32 AM | Reply | Flag: Why would I want to be cured flag.

I think HERM at one point was normal - then he pulled a reverse George Costanza and started thinking opposite of common sense and became fuc*ed up.

Perhaps for his advanced course he teaches how to self administer around the world. For graduation his students stick their head up their ass and roll down the mountain to drown in the Ganges.

"Relax, and feel de gay leawing your body. You vill like de women, and you vill not think de hairy man ass is picnic, no."

They're indians, not russians.

""Relax, and feel de gay leawing your body. You vill like de women, and you vill not think de hairy man ass is picnic, no."

They're indians, not russians.

#18 | Posted by ZombieHunter "

Russian? Indians? What difference does it make after fucking chickens on the ranch for the past 20 years?

The India Yoga expert must then explain the "downward dog" position.

Luckily I have found no gays interesting in looking for a "cure." herm

#2 | Posted by herm at 2009-07-13 12:32 AM

Russian? Indians? What difference does it make after fucking chickens on the ranch for the past 20 years?

Point taken...

In other news: stupidity can be cured... by dying.

No Shawn please reconsider there's some excellent counseling alternatives for junior high kids. Go see your guidance counselor at summer school.

I hear sending all your money off to TV Preachers makes you rich. It must be true---there are lots of rich TV Preachers as proof.

it absolutely does work -

I tried it and found myself to be a lesbian in a man's body!!!!

Homosexuality is about as curable as Republicanism. Luckily I have found no gays interesting in looking for a "cure." herm

#2 | Posted by herm

This from the same guy who says being gay is not a choice, for why would people choose it and the terrible suffering and persecution that comes with being gay?

No gays want a cure? So I guess they like the terrible persecution and suffering then?

I think the pain and suffering line is a bunch of crap, and Herm's statement that gays want no cure is clear indication that they love their licentiousness.

"I think the pain and suffering line is a bunch of crap,"

I did too until I met MANY gay men who have been attacked. I even know a straight man who was attacked because some assholes thought he was gay. BTW, he spent several days in the hospital.
I will admit, it was a few years ago though but really I don't think things have changed all that much.

I am so f*cking tired of people thinking I need to be cured.

"So I guess they like the terrible persecution and suffering then?"

That right BullShitter. You know exactly what it is like to be Gay. Don't you?

Oooooohm! Oooooohm! Oooooohm! OooohMyGaaawd! 'm not straight anymore!!!

"It ain't over 'till it's over". the real Yogi.

No Shawn please reconsider there's some excellent counseling alternatives for junior high kids. Go see your guidance counselor at summer school.

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It's OK scotch. We don't care if you took the short bus to school. Self esteem!

Well, an Indian minister just came out and said that the best way to reduce population growth in India is to ensure that everyone has a television. He surmises that Indians are generally bored, so they have sex to pass time. If they had a television, maybe they would have less sex, and then, less children. Brilliance.

Give 'em laptops with Internet connections and they'll spend all their time having sex with themselves.

Well. it sounds less painful than the Exorcising the Gay Demon Method that the Christians use.

#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2009-07-13 07:22 PM | Flag: Obama Voters

#26 | Posted by donnerboy

Sounds less painful than the stoning you get from Muslims

Nice try to slam Christians though.

So what?
Education cures ignorance.
Stupidity lasts a lifetime.
I don't see many Rtards educating themselves.

pack your bags. we can make millions in SF!

So - it's contemplating the other guy's navel that makes you gay?

I am ashamed to say some of the stupidest ideas ever (I am talking of KamaSutra right now) came out of India/Pak.
Now that this part of Indian-Subcontinent is Pakistan, we seem to have decreased our share of stupid ideas (believe it or not) while there are even more stupid ideas coming out of India all the time.
Because of my karate background, I tried out Yoga too.
Total waste of time, swear.
Lift a few free weights, do some sit-ups and push-ups and you are good to go. Yoga is only for Hollywood types to show off.
#9 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-07-13 06:16 AM

Wow. You are so anti-India it's staggering.

"I think the pain and suffering line is a bunch of crap,"

I did too until I met MANY gay men who have been attacked. I even know a straight man who was attacked because some assholes thought he was gay. BTW, he spent several days in the hospital.
I will admit, it was a few years ago though but really I don't think things have changed all that much.
#29 | Posted by danni at 2009-07-13 10:22 PM

My first year at the local college three friends were attacked with baseball bats. One is still in a coma. They were playing fisbee golf, shirtless in the back field setting up for a tournament that weekend. A number of young punks with bats smashed their heads, thinking they were gay. All three are straight.

They were playing fisbee golf...punks with bats smashed their heads, thinking they were gay.

Frisbee Golf?

What the fuck do you expect?

Wow. You are so anti-India it's staggering.

I see....

Has anyone tried out any kind of Yoga?

Did you get anything out of it which you couldn't get from real exercise? Or did you feel your money was wasted?

Use a skipping rope. You will live longer than any Yogi.

Also... did anyone ever get ANYTHING out meditation that they couldn't get out of an afternoon nap?

Yoga, my ass....

Wow. You are so anti-India it's staggering.

I see....
Has anyone tried out any kind of Yoga?
Did you get anything out of it which you couldn't get from real exercise? Or did you feel your money was wasted?
Use a skipping rope. You will live longer than any Yogi.
#44 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-07-14 04:55 PM

You pose. That's precisely what yoga form are - poses. And you should know the importance of form and poise from karate. Why would anyone need to develop their sense of poise and balance? Did you write 'Jogging Toward Emily Post'?

I won't even get into the importance of stretching, let alone one of it's highest forms known commonly as "yoga". Still, you are a master of the stretch, there is no doubt.

You pose. That's precisely what yoga form are - poses.

It has rather more to do with breathing than just posing.....

Did you write 'Jogging Toward Emily Post'?

What???

I won't even get into the importance of stretching, let alone one of it's highest forms known commonly as "yoga".

Give me a break.

Look up "dynamic stretching"... every sportsperson or karateka knows what that is... but Yoga doesn't have it.

"dynamic stretching"... also known as hyper-stretching.

It's the only thing that works and works well. You can't high kick if you don't know what that is.

Moonshine in the US these days isn't terribly risky. It's mostly a craft product, made in small batches by somebody who cares a lot more about the quality of the end product than a large liquor company does.

And chances are good if you're drinking it, you know the guy who made it, and he'll probably tell you about the process and ingredients, usually rather proudly.

Most of the guys making it would go legal if it weren't prohibitively expensive to get the license.

Rope-skipping?
High-kicking?

Is Tosser a Vegas showgirl?