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Friday, July 10, 2009

The leader of Taliban militants in Pakistan's Swat district has been critically wounded and is close to death, the BBC reports. "Maulana Fazlullah was actually hit in two air strikes, and is critically wounded," a resident said. "He is now stranded in Imam Dehri without any access to medical assistance and is close to death."

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Can you hear me now?

Kill them all.

"Kill them all."

#2 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-07-10 09:21 PM | Reply | Flag: A true follower of Jesus.

Glad to hear it. I wonder if they will cut off his head so the body can't be identified. Of course they could use DNA.

Want to read about Obama's latest approach as CIC to the "overseas contingency". Better known as Iraq and Afganistan.

Google. Obama says don't shoot back at taliban.

I dare you.

#5 | Posted by Washboard

Man, the stupid is out in force tonight.

Barry would love to give the guy a fair trial and then release him on the streets of the US.

I don't think anyone is going to take your bait on that one FW.

Your hook's too big.

I've caught some silver bass before with hooks like that but not the crafty SILVERIRONS>

I would wager that taliban "leaders" are only deemed as such after the missile hits them.

I remember as a kid shooting at the wall with my B B gun and then afterwards painting a target where the hole was

I would wager that taliban "leaders" are only deemed as such after the missile hits them.

Wrong.

Fazlullah was the leader of Swat taliban, period.

He is done for and his right-hand men... like Mullah Duran... are confirmed dead.

It is over for them in Swat and surrounding areas.

Fazlullah created all the terror in Swat. He was the man we wanted dead and the man the Pak airforce went after and he is the one dying. Targeted kill job.

Airstrikes? Near death without medical assistance?

Well done.

There are some motherfuckers who just have it coming... generally the ones at the top who send the grunts to do their fighting and dying for them.

Fazlullah is/was one of them.

Targeted kill job.

Posted by Tosser

So finish the job!!!

So finish the job!!!

What's the hurry???!!!!

What's the hurry???!!!!

Gee tosser,I don't know.how would you stand up in a sharia court?

Gee tosser,I don't know.how would you stand up in a sharia court?

Bob Mohamadylan

"everybody must get stoned"

I crack myself up

Tosser,
Everything going ok?You seem kinda quiet lately.You're my favorite poster and a master of the u-tube video.Most of the rest of the shit I read here is the samething I listened to during 31 years in a machine shop,when I didn't even have a computer.I have my quiet times too,so just a word to let us know your ok,please.

What happened to Yes1 or whatever his name was?

I remember when they used to kill or capture the "Taliban's #3 guy" at least twice a month. . .

Gee tosser,I don't know.how would you stand up in a sharia court?

No really... what is the hurry?

The Swat taliban ... the whole fucking organization.. has been decimated and blown to smithereens. They can't get back on their feet. Their leadership is dead or dying.

We don't need to hurry. When the man surfaces again... if he doesn't die from his injuries... he will be either killed or arrested.

Everything going ok?You seem kinda quiet lately.

I'm fine. Just nothing interesting going on right now around here.

What happened to Yes1 or whatever his name was?

YS, you mean... From what I know of Yusuf, he comes and goes when the mood strikes him.

I remember when they used to kill or capture the "Taliban's #3 guy" at least twice a month. .

That was "Afghan taliban".

These are "pak taliban".

The two are not connected.

Now, Pakistan's most wanted guy... Baitullah Mehsud and his allies are going to be targeted in Waziristan.

For Swat, it is over.

news.bbc.co.uk

Hooray

Brucie; been right here all the while buddy. Never responded 'cause unlike our friend Tosser, I don't have the time to constantly deal with this.

Tosser is a very privileged man; not many of us can run the family business over the phone from home ;-) .
I'm a student. I got exams every other month or so. And studying is a full time job. So I'll post sparingly. And it'll be somehow related to foreign affairs, cause I don't have the time to sit and deal with this common trait of half the drudge retort as judging by the responses to this thread. Wish I was in a sweet little campus in the Lahore Cantonment; but the "financiers" of my education insisted I do the Muslim thing and "seek knowledge, even if it is in China". As Tosser will have explained (multiple times I'm sure) China and Pakistan are Very Very friendly Neighbours. So (my financiers) to Be As Muslim As Possible sent me to Canuckistan. A nice part of Canada with lots of Chinese people. ;-D

Interestingly thats why I didn't bother observing the "Chinese" features of those Hunza-ites. Where I live, I can look outside and see the real deal. LOL.

Might I say they (along with everybody I've met) are all a very sweet bunch.

And Tosser; the winter storms here are an unbelievably beautiful sight.

I'll 'splain the modus operandi right here.

Tosser: Has multiple resources [family business(?)] which affords said trooper to set up permanent outpost on highest peak of Drudge Range. Avails direct line of fire at any and all approaching targets of interest. Static position facilitates continous barrage of automatic fire until approaching target is neutralised.

YS_1: Constrained by time and resources to select targets carefully. Target designation by friendly forces in the area (Tosser, et al.) acceptaable. Target selection will be the signal to begin carpet bombing large-yield textual munitions once every 36 hour cycle. B-52 bombing of large paragraphs will proceed in conflict zones observed in operator's AOI (Area Of Interest, i.e Foreign Affairs, Economics). CAS provided voluntarily to all friendlies. Limited to one massive hitting run in a 36 hour cycle. At end proceeding on flightpath from combat zone due to presence of operators studies/life.

Is he dead yet?

YS... LOL... you have explained yours and my modus operandi remarkably well.

And LOL at you pic too. You get a FF (funny flag) for that and for Canuckistan.

I had no idea there were so many Chinese brothers up north.

Is he dead yet?

Just as good.

He was known as "Mulla Radio". Daily religious ("religious" according to him) crap on illegal pirate FM radio station operating from motorbikes. That's how he got donations from suckers which he used to buy weapons.

Now any and all pirate signals in the whole valley are jammed in seconds, no matter what frequency anyone might use.

His "ministry" and "flock" are finished. Good luck getting it back.

If I was in his place, I would have enough shame and honor to commit hara-kiri Jap-style.

"pirate FM radio"

A beacon for incoming ordnance.
Makes it even easier.

"His "ministry" and "flock" are finished."

Can Pat Robertson be next?
Stay tuned!

A beacon for incoming ordnance.
Makes it even easier.

Actually just a stooge on a motorbike in the mountains transmitting and audio-tape from Mulla Radio, from a high point across the valley.

When targeted only the stooges were taken out.

I have some idea how the airforce got the fucker and his men.... he called his mommy or something which gave us a lock.

" he called his mommy "

ROFL!

ff

"only the stooges were taken out"

Moe, Larry and Curly?
Say it isn't so!

www.youtube.com

I remember when they used to kill or capture the "Taliban's #3 guy" at least twice a month. . .

#22 | Posted by NoGov4Me at 2009-07-11 03:45 AM

The Taliban is not unlike a crack distributorship. When the top person is disappeared, the next person moves up. With better drone activity, #4,000 will be #3 soon.

Kill them all."

#2 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-07-10 09:21 PM | Reply | Flag: A true follower of Jesus.

#3 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-07

"hey we still have time to 'talk' to him and make him stop killing innocent people"

barak obama

called his mommy

Should've stayed away from electronics.

-10,000-

That would probably include all the T's in Swat. Doesn't make sense though. If we killed 4000 since the peace deal (Nizam-e-Adl [Blech]), and were doing it quietly, how come it didn't make the newspapers? And why didnt the TNSM complain? You know what a load of whiners they are. Not a peep from them? Very strange....
And the newspapers were mum about this too? You know how hard it is to keep those doggies from sniffing out a piece of news.

And most importantly this is very important news. If you got your buddy Goatman to sniff it out more; y'all would find the keys to blow the Obama myth of St Empty Suit sky high.

Tossee?
Are you employed or is it a family business?
Cause I have Metrics, Stat and Macro Analysis to handle like a fulltime basis.

Can't stick around here cause I need a real education and job.

Enjoy Your Saturday.

Ciao

If we killed 4000 since the peace deal (Nizam-e-Adl [Blech]), and were doing it quietly, how come it didn't make the newspapers?

We wouldn't talk and THEY wouldn't talk. Admitting they were dying like flies would weaken their position with their own people.

And why didnt the TNSM complain?

Same reason. They were in cahoots.

And the newspapers were mum about this too?

The press lacks the ability to penetrate our news black-outs.

We are MUCH better at keeping secrets than the Americans. LOL

Are you employed or is it a family business?

Family stuff basically.

But you did see what happened.

At the start of this fight, Fazlulla boasted of 10,000 men.

Where are they? LOL

We only fought 4,000 at the most in the bombings and artillery barrages.

The rest were all killed covertly just before our "peace deal" and the others left him high and dry when he broke the same "peace deal".

Classic..... mullah got played.

Now fighting Mehsud in Waziristan will be much tougher since Waziristan borders Afghanistan.

Unlike in Swat, we can't surround him from all sides and cut off his ammo and guns supplies. Mehsud will always be supplied from inside Afghanistan.

Some creative thinking will be required for this one!

If you got your buddy Goatman to sniff it out more

Goatee comes here for two weeks when he is working on his oil rig in the middle of the ocean.

Then he comes back on land, goes shopping in Mexico and then goes on a siesta for a few weeks.

We are MUCH better at keeping secrets than the Americans. LOL

Hmmm... Isn't that like anouncing that the Sun is hot and rain is wet?

My 6 year old son that has to tell everyone everything is better at keeping secrets than the Americans.

China and Pakistan are Very Very friendly Neighbours.

An online-buddy of mine went to China and got some pics of Chinese Muslim heritage.

Also have a look at their food. Tikka, naan, kabab.... just like Karachi. LOL

I loved his video. It's amazing how well the Chinese take care of their history.

www.youtube.com

Hmmm... Isn't that like anouncing that the Sun is hot and rain is wet?

My 6 year old son that has to tell everyone everything is better at keeping secrets than the Americans.

Okay then... we are even better at keeping secrets than the Russians were.

I would say we are as good at it as the Chinese.

#48

Now that is good.

#3 | Posted by Zatoichi

lol

I guess you want him captured, read his rights, put him on trial and then released inside the US?

Good! Too bad he's surrounded by narcotics though. I'd like to think he's suffering as much pain as he's inflicted.

"hey we still have time to 'talk' to him and make him stop killing innocent people"

barak obama

#38 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-07-11 11:09 AM | Reply | Flag: WEAK. EVEN BY AFLAC STANDARDS.

Tosser is a very privileged man; not many of us can run the family business over the phone from home ;-)

Sex hotline?

And it'll be somehow related to foreign affairs, cause I don't have the time to sit and deal with this common trait of half the drudge retort as judging by the responses to this thread.

That was some funny shit. Sad, but funny.

Too bad he's surrounded by narcotics though.

No narcotics or heroin grown in Pakistan. Only weed grows wild.

Sex hotline?

Let's hope not.

Let's hope not.

I am hoping!

It's been awhile... I guess you've been either busy or bored. Hope all is well.

I remember as a kid shooting at the wall with my B B gun and then afterwards painting a target where the hole was

#10 | Posted by NerfHerder

Spoken like a true lib.

This Mullah Umar Disagrees:

Fazlullah Alive, Safe

Fazlullah Alive, Safe

So why doesn't he say it himself? Before the shit hit the fan, he couldn't keep his mouth shut.... yap yap yap on his pirate radio.... Why so quiet?

Why not send an MP3 or tape to some newspaper?

Nope... I would rather believe the ISPR (who have never been wrong as far as I know) than some unknown taliban-shit-fugitive. LOL

The ISPR has lied a few times; its been like massaging the message. You should always take whatever the ISPR say with a pinch of salt.
Make your own mind. Weigh the evidences. Come to your own conclusion.

I want to ask where Mullah Muslim is cause he didnt just seem to be a spokesperson for the TNSM but some kind of ideology officer, who came up with the ideological theories and then explained them. He was more important than a mere spokesman. So if this Mullah Umar is talking it must mean that Mullah Muslim is in danger. Of course if the government is threatening Muslim it might also be that the government is stupid and is aiming at the Messenger rather than the Message writer. We found out Sufi Mohammad was completely unimportant; who besides Mullah Fazlullah and his spokesman were the brains of the TNSM in Swat? This question does not have a one word answer.

Anyway - relating to Fazlullah's condition - the original BBC report that he might be close to death was because a tape that was supposedly by Fazlullah, on the basis of the voice on it was disputed by journalists in Peshawar and at The News. If theres one newspaper I've come to respect over the last six months its been The News.

But anyway - the reason the BBC ran the news that Fazlullah may be dying (shouldn't he be dead by now?) was because the voices did not seem to match on a tape purported to be that of Fazlullah.

BTW here are a bunch of guys who are as big a pain as the legendary goatman.

BBTW - when will Peshawar ascend from the chaos?

Tosser - in your opinon what are the implications for the Pakistan Federal Government and the Pakistan Army in the sudden uptick of sorrowful Pashtun Poetry?

Bad Rain Gonna Fall Real Bad

Last time it happened the Russians got burned. Now who'll catch the fire?

Last time it happened the Russians got burned. Now who'll catch the fire?

LOL..... How about Barrack Obama?

The man loves Urdu poetry, he admitted... maybe it's time he starts reading Pashto poetry, which is a totally different beast.

The ISPR has lied a few times

They don't "lie" just like that that. When they lie, they do it by pretending it never happened.

However, when they say "this and this happened", they usually are right.

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