Celisary?

At 240 pounds, that's all this virgin is losing.

Keep running woman.

Oh damn.

Sorry man.

A suicidal and friendless loner...slimmed down from 650 to 240 pounds in 26 months ...I still have to muster up the courage to talk to girls," said David Smith, 32.

I suppose we can all take that to mean the guy is now a 32 year old, 240 pound virgin?

#4 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 01:47 PM |

It's all you, Chrissy.

The guy has some powerful will power, that is a truely amazing story. I hope he can keep the weight off permanently.

It's all you, Chrissy.

#5 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-10 01:49 PM

I'm not a guy, JTard, in case you hadn't gotten the news yet.

The guy has some powerful will power, that is a truely amazing story. I hope he can keep the weight off permanently.

#6 | Posted by danni

I think it is Won't Power that the guy has more of.

I'm not a guy, JTard, in case you hadn't gotten the news yet.

#7 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 01:59 PM |

I know you're a chick Chrissy.

Obviously a blond,

He's huge in the video, but 650 lbs? Maybe 500 tops. Either way, pretty amazing story. I like how they show him eating a bunch of food in the beginning.

I now you're a chick Chrissy.

Obviously a blond,

#9 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-10 02:06 PM

Blonde, yes, but that has nothing to do with the fact you obviously need to work on making the meaning of your lame jokes a little clearer.

Celisary? -- i thought it was vermin. Really a lot of reichwingers here...

The guy has some powerful will power, that is a truely amazing story. I hope he can keep the weight off permanently.

#6 | Posted by danni at 2009-07-10 01:53 PM

Quite an accomplishment -- losing 410 pounds in barely 2 years. He had a horrible plan for suicide, though, if he didn't lose the weight. Wanted to fill a wading pool with gasoline then sit in it and set himself on fire. Glad he decided to go the dieting and exercise route instead. Geesh.

"He's huge in the video, but 650 lbs? Maybe 500 tops. Either way, pretty amazing story. I like how they show him eating a bunch of food in the beginning."

I see you're an expert at judging people's weights. Either you've worked at a carnival or your girlfriend weighs 500 pounds.

That's a lot of weight.

He'll get all kinds of chicks after this publicity.

He'll get all kinds of chicks after this publicity.

#15 | Posted by MURPHY

At 240 lbs.?
I doubt it....unless they weigh 350 or more.

"He had a horrible plan for suicide, though"

Sure did, perhaps that was his motivation. Either lose the weight or end up in a pool of gasoline. That would motivate me pretty well!

11 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 02:15 PM

I suppose I should have added a "lol" to the end of that post?

(Don't want JerryT to think I'm coming down too hard on him and ruin his weekend. hahaha)

Amazing accomplishment, really! His will alone far exceeds what I can comprehend.

Such a dramatic change in confidence... one must wonder if his next battle will be in taming his own ego... especially after he discovers that "scoring" doesn't have to be a big ordeal.

"He'll get all kinds of chicks after this publicity."

Problem is, he could end up with celebrity-chasers; if you've been on TV for five seconds, you get weirdos out the wazoo. And he's not experienced enough to sort the wheat from the chaff.

Hope he takes his time picking Ms. Right....

At 240 lbs.? I doubt it....unless they weigh 350 or more.

You underestimate the power of being on television. When I was on The Today Show a couple years ago, I got seven emails complimenting me on my looks (six straight, one gay). TV makes you much better looking.

So Virgin Fat Guy jokes are ok but the Virgin Mary is off limits huh?

That's bullshit.

The Hulkster thinks it's great that this Hulkamaniac lost so much weight... but thinks he should have started running his ass around the block long before he hit 650.

HULKAMANIA FOREVER

"When I was on The Today Show a couple years ago, I got seven emails complimenting me on my looks (six straight, one gay). TV makes you much better looking."

If I recall, that was for being the webmaster for Cruel, which would make anyone devastatingly attractive.

Please. Reconsider. Closure.

hmmm, tell me, what did you do with all that extra skin?

- eva braun

You underestimate the power of being on television. When I was on The Today Show a couple years ago, I got seven emails complimenting me on my looks (six straight, one gay). TV makes you much better looking.

You're bragging about 7 emails complimenting your looks what a schmuck. Mimi Bobeck got more marriage proposals than that every time she was on The Drew Carey Show Mr. Nerdy Webmaster

Hold it I'm doing my Hail Wogers right now:

Wittle Wogers is omnificent
I shall not mock Wittle Wogers
Wittle Wogers is omnipotent
I shall not belittle him
Wittle Wogers is omnipresent
I shall not try to hide from him
Wittle Wogers is omniscient
I shall worship his every word

I suppose we can all take that to mean the guy is now a 32 year old, 240 pound virgin?

#4 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 01:47 PM | Reply | Flag: SEARCHING FOR HIS CONTACT INFO; MR. RIGHT?

I suppose we can all take that to mean the guy is now a 32 year old, 240 pound virgin?

#4 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 01:47 PM | Reply | Flag: SEARCHING FOR HIS CONTACT INFO; MR. RIGHT?

#27 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-07-10 03:59 PM

He's too young and way too inexperienced. No thanks, no virgins need apply.

Think of him as a big hunk of clay that you could mold to your liking, Chris. At least he won't show up with a chancre or some genital warts a couple of months into your relationship, after you've fallen for him.

This man must have some nasty hanging skin after losing that much weight.

He must look like a Sharpei dog.

This guy doesn't realize what a shit-storm of pain he is headed for. He thinks getting beat-up and having things thown at him was bad? Just wait till he falls in love with some woman who later dumps him for a dude with less emotional baggage and excess skin. He'll be chowing down Oreos by the case full.

"He had a horrible plan for suicide, though"

yep, he would still be burning after 2 years.

Hey manypaths go find an abortion thread.

This is about fat people not killing babies.

"So getting fucked by a dog doesn't count?"

Posted by furio at 2009-07-10 07:09 PM

It does if you post a link to a bestiality website.

Trust me.

Blonde, yes, but that has nothing to do with the fact you obviously need to work on making the meaning of your lame jokes a little clearer.

#11 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-10 02:15 PM

Go figure.

No thanks, no virgins need apply.

#28 | Posted by CalifChris

But Chris you can teach a virgin what you wanna them know and leave out the uninteresting stuff

BTW feel free to consider me a virgin

The obviously-libral biased story forgot to mention the fact his real motivation to lose weight was that he couldn't afford to pay the Obama soda and trans-fat taxes after losing his job because his former employer couldn't afford Obama's communist 'wealth' tax.

That's all well and good,BUT he was 240 before he was 650,should have thought about that then.

Then again,I have my own destructive tendencies.

i thought it was vermin. Really a lot of reichwingers here...

#12 | Posted by Shawn at 2009-07-10 02:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh, Jeez, get over yourself. You're still smarting because you are a doofus and I nailed you for it.

What a pussy whiner ..... you know that third leg is gonna shrivel up and disappear if you keep crying like a schoolgirl.

Not that you know what to do with it, of course

No fat jokes yet?

OK

This guy has so much loose skin that when he drives over railroad tracks it sounds like applause

The real story is now he can see his dick.

Lampshades by David.

Re #40 - still no fat jokes.