Is it just me, or has the Retort gotten funnier in the last six months or so?

Or more pissy. Depends on your interpretation and sensibility.

hmmmm... funnier as in the ridiculousness of what's going on w/ the administration, or in regards to the sharp witty-witty's coming from DR's posters? :-D

For myself, it's gotten pissier. Which I find funny as all kinds of hell.

Is it just me, or has the Retort gotten funnier in the last six months or so?

#1 | Posted by silver_ironist

Without the daily news fodder provided to us from the Bush Adminstration, topics are just more light hearted these days.

It was hard to find as much humor in the daily War Reports or Death and Destruction and false terrorist alerts that comprised the Bush admin.

Remember they had America living in a state of blind fear.

Things are just better now in America that we got rid of Bush and his fearmongering and this allows for more humor and laughter.

You're probably wondering why I'm here and so am I.

So am I.

(cue kazoo solo)

Things are just better now in America that we got rid of Bush and his fearmongering and this allows for more humor and laughter.

Biden, Pelosi and Reid have always been good for a chuckle.

What Many said plus some of us gave up after hoping things would change when Bush left.

#5 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-07-10 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:Pussy

Where in the Hell is AFKABL2 with the news, he seems to be late almost every day now...

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out American Assholes (VIDEO)

ONN - Onion News Network

plus some of us gave up after hoping things would change when Bush left.
#8 | Posted by kanrei

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Where in the Hell is AFKABL2 with the news, he seems to be late almost every day now...

plus some of us gave up after hoping things would change when Bush left.

#8 | Posted by kanrei

I think the only diferance is their skin color...

President Bush expanded the federal budget by a historic $700 billion through 2008. President Obama would add another $1 trillion.
President Bush began a string of expensive financial bailouts. President Obama is accelerating that course.

Hag,
Bush created the Political Junkie addressing you right now. I was not politically aware until the stolen election in my home state and how close Gore came to winning. I realized it was partially my fault he lost and became active. I pinned many hopes on Obama. So far, Obama has proven me foolish time and time again.

If the election were held today, I would vote McCain because Palin resigned and would not be on the ticket. =D

So far, Obama has proven me foolish time and time again.

What about Gore after nine years? lol

What about Gore after nine years? lol

#17 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2009-07-10 12:43 PM

I think Gore lost his mind after losing and sought approval anywhere he could and found it in the environmental movement. He won a Nobel prize and an Oscar. Had he won, I believe he would not have become the End of the World Zealot we see today.

Rant desensitized?

If the election were held today, I would vote for Karl Marx so we could move more to the center...

Had he won, I believe he would not have become the End of the World Zealot we see today.

It is comical where he and Liberman are today. Hell Joe may still be a democrat or even Pres.

Even though I argue with some of you, I feel compelled to give out this link of Carmen Elektra:

Silicone parts are made for toys.

far, Obama has proven me foolish time and time again.
#15 | Posted by kanrei

Hey, I can understand the desperation of hope.

There was a candidate who's platform was more in line with where you're at (from statements made on the retort).

It wasn't McCain.

Don't say I never did anything for you.
#22 | Posted by Diablo

Never again. Thanks.

BUT, then I remember Dennis Rodman.

That peach is spoiled.

Or just soiled maybe.

Hagbard, you just destroyed that clip for me by pointing Dennis out. You cad! You bounder!

#26

LOL.

Sorry, Diablo.

Where in the Hell is AFKABL2 with the news, he seems to be late almost every day now...

Rush Limbaugh took the week off.

Can you figure it out from there?

Hag,
I read up on Ron Paul and while I agree with what he says are the problems, I do not agree with his solutions. Ron Paul would actually make me seriously consider Palin.

The thing with Ron Paul is we would have a lame duck President for 4 years.

Nothing would get done in Washington.

That's why I support Ron Paul for President.

"I read up on Ron Paul and while I agree with what he says are the problems, I do not agree with his solutions. Ron Paul would actually make me seriously consider Palin."

I tried to swing you one way and you went the complete other.

Which way was the tide going? I was guessing because usually people mean Ron Paul when they say "there was one candidate..."

Which way was the tide going? I was guessing because usually people mean Ron Paul when they say "there was one candidate..."
#32 | Posted by kanrei

Some conversations I've decided not to attempt here anymore. May be time for Hagbard to send a private email.

Please do Hag, but I won't get it until around 10 tonight EST. Busy night...no, not a date, work.

Is it just me, or has the Retort gotten funnier in the last six months or so?

#1 | Posted by silver_ironist at

well thats because there are a lot more rightwing wackos here like me........and that means that there are fewer leftwing kooks posting who even WITH every part of government on thier side
ARE STILL UNHAPPY............

and by the way

HELLO My bitches

Where in the Hell is AFKABL2 with the news, he seems to be late almost every day now...

U.S. Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index Falls to 64.6
www.bloomberg.com

#13 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2009-07-10 12:39 PM

YEAH MANYPATHS

thats right...rush is gone and that leaves me speechless........of course all the work that I am doing on other things has nothing to do with it,.

sure keep believing that and what REALLY has you pissed is the large amount of OTHER voices of sensability that are being found here each day of this administration.
you have EVERY right to be afraid,,,,VERY afraid....

PELOSI FUCKS SHIELA

details to come

What a difference an election makes. First the left rediscovers loyalty to the Office of the President at the exact same time the right learns the value of dissent and protest. Now, on this very blog, we have a thread where Conservatives are calling for a charge of Hate Crime and the Liberals are saying no.

You can't make this shit up.

"we have a thread where Conservatives are calling for a charge of Hate Crime and the Liberals are saying no."

some liberals. but really I think most are saying wait for the arrests.

PELOSI FUCKS SHIELA

Hows that for a hook to get your interest up

pelosi tells shiela jackson lee that she cant bring up a 'salute' to MJ......would be to ugly or divisive

OH really...........

what a pussy.

What a difference an election makes. First the left rediscovers loyalty to the Office of the President at the exact same time the right learns the value of dissent and protest. Now, on this very blog, we have a thread where Conservatives are calling for a charge of Hate Crime and the Liberals are saying no.

You can't make this shit up.

#37 | Posted by kanrei at 2009-07-10 02:25

this makes sense...no pigs flying or some alternate universe...Well mayBe THAT is whats going on.

and the KEY...moderates who voted for obama are CLEARLY suffering sticker shock

AFK,
It just proves my theory: the two parties in the country are actually called "In Power" and "Out of Power" and the "In Power" party can do no wrong to its followers and nothing right to the "Out of Power" followers: even when their actions are exactly the same.

"and the KEY...moderates who voted for obama are CLEARLY suffering sticker shock"

You're nuts. Its not the moderates who are having a degree of buyer's remorse. they're his base now.

Its not the moderates who are having a degree of buyer's remorse. they're his base now.

We are not! We are the ones who voted for him based on what he said and not what party he was part of and we are the suckers!

more truth coming fromt the mouth of kanrei

shit. I dont know if I can stand much more of this.LOL

BUT LETS GO TO MORE NEWS TO CAN USE

recovery.com....the website to track the tarp stuff

a cost of EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS

dont EVEN try and justify THAT much money for a website....
look at the money......where is it going and who did they vote for????

We are not! We are the ones who voted for him based on what he said and not what party he was part of and we are the suckers!
#43 | Posted by kanrei

You should read the emails I get from the ACLU, Equal Rights Campaign and others.

AND MORE NEWS

from the guest host on rush

push being made to ban tobacco from military..

so what do our vets here think about that....one more fREEDOM taken away and taken away from the people who VOLUNTEER to keep those freedoms for us...

Maybe he fooled us all?

You should read the emails I get from the ACLU, Equal Rights Campaign and others.

#45 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009

and I just got one about the nra going after anyone who supports satomayor because of her stands on the 2nd amendment.........

interesting how senators like my two will vote on this with a sure backlash from hispanic voters here in what seems like mexico north at times....

Maybe he fooled us all?
#47 | Posted by kanrei

Didn't get my vote. Like I said before, I begged him to come get it.

I gave it to him. I convinced myself THIS time things would be different. I thought, after Bush, the only way to go was up. Silly me.

interesting how senators like my two will vote on this with a sure backlash from hispanic voters here in what seems like mexico north at times....
#48 | Posted by afkabl2

Texico for you Nuyorico for me.
I don't know enough about Sotomayorrrr (trying to learn to roll my r's) to have an informed opinion.

well as long as you are sorry for your sin, we MIGHT forgive you.

or we might just hold it over your head for the rest of your DR life..........lol

"I thought, after Bush, the only way to go was up. Silly me."

I think Obama is better than Bush, but not enough. I think McCain would've been better than bush too.

all you have to know is that if she is on the court, we might as well remove the blindfold off of lady justice ..at least thats what I get from her ruling on the firefighter.............

and this is yet another reason why the obama administration must be slowed down in 2010 and maybe stopped in 2012..

but again>....I still say..........a president obama with a republican congress might not be a bad thing for the country..............

we get to keep the WORLD POPULAR black man in the white house but not get all of the bullshit from congress..........

AND as I have said many times....texas leg meets every other year..ONE of the things that has saved us from a lot of the problems other states are having.......

and a DO NOTHING congress and white house doesnt look so bad after all does it????

Hag,
If we can lose Pelosi, then Obama has a real shot at making things work, but, as smart as he is, he does not understand how the game is played as well as she does and she knows any failure on her part will not reflect on her, but on the first Black president.

well boys

now that I have taken care of my two 'bitches' hag and kanrei
I guess I have earned an early day off..

those margaritas are waiting and I plan on doing my part for the economy and illegal workers

the little waitress at the mexican place needs my tips to send to mexico..

ITS MARGARITA TIME IN TEXAS..

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWWWWWWW

well as long as you are sorry for your sin, we MIGHT forgive you.

or we might just hold it over your head for the rest of your DR life..........lol

#52 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-07-10 02:52 PM |

For me, the trick will be the 2012 elections. I happily voted for Clinton in 1992, but by 1996 saw no difference between him and Dole so I didn't vote. Let's see what Obama does.

"now that I have taken care of my two 'bitches' hag and kanrei"

You bastard! Who here on the left is as kind to you as me?

I accept your apology in advance.

Enjoy the margaritas. Have one for me.

No sal, gracias.

its a joke numbnutts

and I WILL

have a good one.

whatever one is

"its a joke numbnutts"

Uhm... I know, numbnutts.

Blog ya next week, you coot.

There once was a Virgin from Nantucket.

Get's a DUMP?!?!?!?

What a bunch of fucking pussies.

RE: #55 | Posted by kanrei

If we can lose Pelousy, then the Sacrosant One has a real shot at making things work, but, as book smart as he is, he does not fathom how the scam is played as well as the she-devil does and she knows any failure on her part will not reflect on her, but on the first Star Trekkie president

Made it more convincing for you

"There once was a Virgin from Nantucket.
Get's a DUMP?!?!?!?"

Made me cringe. Looks like you may be in for another vacation.

Fuck it. I'll repost and take the dump for it. We should all repost it at various times throughout the night.

There once was a Virgin from Nantucket.

Who had a pussy so sweet God fucked it.

She said with a gasp

As God slapped that ass

"Pull that thing out so I can suck it"

Posted by Manypaths at 2009-07-10 01:18 PM

Lot's of reasons for the current economic malaise.

"Look for "the union label.""

Nice try, but that's "the management label". The Union workers fulfilled their part of the bargain.

Wonder why the economy is not improving? Just check out drudgereport.com with a nice pic of PERVERTED ASS Barack Obama checking out the ass of a 17 year old minor girl instead of concentrating on economic policies at G8.

You have to know that Obama is banging or will be banging chicks at some point during his presidency especially given that he can have almost anyone and his wife is fugly.

How many people on this board honestly believe that Obama will be faithful to his wife during his entire presidency?

"How many people on this board honestly believe that Obama will be faithful to his wife during his entire presidency?"

You do know that picture was faked, right?

#68
Riight...it was airbrushed along with the video that I watched. Watch his eyes--he thought he was being sly, but he took one quick look :) Hey, that's the only thing he and I agree on.

Things are just better now in America that we got rid of Bush and his fearmongering and this allows for more humor and laughter.

#5 | Posted by Manypaths

Oh, and Obama is not guilty of his own fashion of fear mongering? The worst situation since the great depression. If we don't spend the money now unemployment will go over 9%. We need another stimulus or we will be headed for a terrible depression. I suppose you don't consider that fear mongering.

I was not politically aware until the stolen election in my home state and how close Gore came to winning. I realized it was partially my fault he lost and became active. I pinned many hopes on Obama. So far, Obama has proven me foolish time and time again.

#15 | Posted by kanrei

You call it a stolen election and then you say that it was partly your fault Gore lost. Gore didn't get as many votes in Florida as Bush did. That means that Bush won. Get over it already it's been 9 frickin' years. Geez.

I appreciate the support and I'll see you all in a couple weeks!

Says Hag to Afk: "You bastard! Who here on the left is as kind to you as me?" Funny, but wait--I'm pretty damned kind to Afk. Oh, wait, maybe I'm not on the left. But Hag, are you solidly left? I find you as mixed as I am, but not in the same ways. : )

Oh there it is--Utastaff brings the obligatory Obama-the-ogler comment from the right. 1. How do you know he was actually gazing at her ass? The video I saw could be read as that or as his walking down some fucking steps. 2. Would you honestly not gaze at that ass simply because you know she's only 17? Come on. (Oh, you're a straight woman. Sorry.) ...

Okay, #2 was fairly stupid, just me being a man with little self-control. A world leader should have better control of his eyes than that. Probably.

But bringing up his wife's attractiveness, well, that just makes you (whoever it was) just as poorly mannered. To some, she is beautiful; to others, ugly. I hope that the former case is true for her, but that hardly means that a person's eyes don't wander.

This is a total fucking non-issue.

You call it a stolen election and then you say that it was partly your fault Gore lost. Gore didn't get as many votes in Florida as Bush did. That means that Bush won.

If it isn't close, it cannot be stolen. Gore lost Florida by 515 votes, a number which state law requires a recount for. Had me, my friends, their friends, and so on tried in 2000, perhaps it would have been more of a Gore victory and harder for Bush to steal.

And I will never get over it because as soon as we do, they can do it again.

PS- "they" have no party, only a love of power.

Wonder why the economy is not improving? Just check out drudgereport.com with a nice pic of PERVERTED ASS Barack Obama checking out the ass of a 17 year old minor girl instead of concentrating on economic policies at G8.

#67 | Posted by utastaff

Why are you always so far behind the curve on almost everything? In case the truth interests you at all, it turns out he wasn't looking at anyone's ass.

#66 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-07-10 04:25 PM

Nice try, but that's "the management label". The Union workers fulfilled their part of the bargain.

First there was an increase in productivity before there was anything for the unions to go after.

Then the owners tried not to "share" the increased productivity.

Unions fulfilled a useful function in securing more equitable distribution of what was produced.

Then the unions secured power that enabled them to gain an unsupportable share of the product as wages for GM employees that far exceeded their market value and their value as producers, demonstrated. GM crashed.

The same situation occurred in California, where state employees working in conjunction with politicians whom they supported, created a symbiotic relationship that nurtured them. The compensation of the average state worker approximated $60,000, while that of the average private sector worker approximated $30,000.

The inordinate compensation of workers in both GM and the State of California created a disequilibrium, and coupled with other factors caused those two entities to crash.

Yes Danforth, the power of the unions and circumstances which enabled them to get more than they should if the system was to continue to function, contributed greatly to the crash of manufacturing and government entities. Initially, the unions served a useful function. Eventually, there particpation distorted the market and resulted in a crash. The dynamics of the marketplace and the political scene caused the managers of GM and the politicians to be complicit as such complicity also served their own interests.

SanAntanioDude,

I don't trust anything on ABC News, i.e., the Obama News Network. ABC has ZERO journalistic integrity and proved on that heathcare Obama propaganda report.

Obama is a pervert and the whole world knows it know. Can't wait for the next poll surveying women on this. He is CLEARLY staring at a little girl who is reported to be as young as 16!!!!! He is married and checking out that baby's booty. Obama has a daughter just a few years younger than that girl. Obama should be ashamed of himself. If I had a daughter in elementary school, I would definitely keep her away from the perverted leering eyes of Obama. He should be on that Megan's Law website!

"Obama is a pervert and the whole world knows it know(sic)."

#78 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-07-10 09:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Challenging Barfalo Batshit for the title.

I don't trust anything on ABC News, i.e., the Obama News Network. ABC has ZERO journalistic integrity and proved on that heathcare Obama propaganda report.

Obama is a pervert and the whole world knows it know. Can't wait for the next poll surveying women on this. He is CLEARLY staring at a little girl who is reported to be as young as 16!!!!!

#78 | Posted by utastaff

Its a VIDEO man, not a news report, and it clearly shows exactly what was going on. Everyone who initially reported on this based on the still photo has retracted and shown the truth.

Watch the video before you embarrass yourself any further.

Did you see the black dress and black veil that Michelle Obama was wearing when she met the Pope? She looked like the Bride of Satan. I wish the press would stop encouraging her by calling her a fashion icon and report the truth: Her clothing is just plain tacky. I wonder how many thousands of dollars the elitist spent on this latest ridiculous outfit.

"Watch the video before you embarrass yourself any further."

#80 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-07-10 09:27 PM | Reply

It's way too late for that lunatic.

And how about the press release where someone on Obama's staff spelled his NAME wrong?!? WTF???

Maybe he needs to appoint a spelling czar.

#81 | Posted by YesWeCan

I think all of you big (and unquestionably Brad Pitt-handsome) macho men who get such a kick out of degrading Michelle Obama's appearance should get kicked square in the balls with a pointy stiletto shoe.

But then again, you petty little pissants would probably get off on that.

Yeah I watched the video of the pervert checking out the little girl. He's checking her out, and when he realizes what he's doing, he has the presence of mind not to turn his head to follow through on his gaze as she walks past him.

But of course he wasn't checking her out. He didn't bow to the King of Saudi Arabia either. Who you gonna believe? Obama, or your lying eyes?

#85 | Posted by YesWeCan

Diagnosis - Congenital dumbassness. Prognosis - abysmal

Michelle Obama is manly. And that's okay. Or, it would be, if the elitist didn't keep spending thousands of dollars paying for absurd outfits so she can pretend she's glamorous while claiming to be a champion of the down trodden. Wearing $500 green and pink glittery sneakers to a charity benefit? She's making a fool of herself to everyone but the main stream media and a few adoring fans.

I did see the video!! It CLEARLY showed Obama ogling a 16 year old girl's booty in a very perverted fashion. I felt disgusted looking at this perverted old man's shameful actions.

I bet the parents at his kids' school will keep a VERY CLOSE eye the next time the PRESIDENTIAL PERVERT sleezes his way onto campus.

So much for that Camelot Tale love story with Michelle. I guess her saggy 45 year old ass is not cutting it anymore so he is after glances or possibly more from the high school girl set.

#88 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-07-10 09:37 PM | Reply | Flag: smoking the good stuff

Michelle Obama is manly.

#87 | Posted by YesWeCan

She wears a ton of make-up and wears $500 tennis shoes and $6,000 hand bags and still looks like a gargoyle.

No wonder Obama's leering perverted eyes are trained on 16 year girl booty!!!

She actually pays to have a make up artist travel with them. Talk about bonfire of the vanities!

#90 | Posted by utastaff at 2009-07-10 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag: still lying

Wow, two idiots jerking each other off. Isn't that cute.

"She actually pays to have a make up artist travel with them"

Must be the very first time ever.

Are there no floors to be mopped in the hallowed halls of the University of Texas at Arlington, CustodialStaff?

"Wow, two idiots jerking each other off. Isn't that cute."

And a voyeur! Don't forget satanonorogue the voyeur!

She has a make-up artist traveling with her and she STILL looks like an ugly troll? Wow! It must take a hollywood special effects master with 20 years experience and 20 gallons of plaster to make that chick look good.

No wonder Obama is a letch! Could you imagine what Michelle looks like in the morning with no make-up and bad breath? It would make a man's penis shrivel up go inside out and turn into a god damned vagina! Holy gee-whizers!

Satanonorogue?

You need a little work on your creativity in blog names. Maybe you could hire someone.

UTASTAFF-
Post a photo of your wife and mother of your children so we can compare her to Michelle, since you seem to be into that sort of thing.

UTASTAFF-
Post a photo of your wife and mother of your children so we can compare her to Michelle, since you seem to be into that sort of thing.

#99 | Posted by BetelG

YesWeCan,

Don't worry about SanAntonio, he uses multiple aliases on this board and is paid to post here. I think he works for Moveon.org. The libs are in full panic mode over Obama's perverted lechery and are trying to do some serious damage control.

Having the ubber liberal President staring pornographicly at a little 16 year old girls booty does not look good for the libs. Ooops! What is that sound? I think I just heard the heathcare bill overhall ship being torpedoed by Obama's own perverted penis.

Nice hair, UTA; I'll give her that.

"I think he works for Moveon.org."

Of course he does. He's a "seminar caller". Loved the candid shot of your better half, though.

When you're deep in the stupid hole, resort to the "paid poster" deflection Staphy.

But you do have a purty l'il wife.

Now run along. That gym floor won't wax itself.

Did Obama's perverted actions towards that little girl learned from his mentor?

"The ENQUIRER exclusively reports a "sex pervert" was Sen. Barack Obama's longtime mentor and "father figure".

For seven years, the presidential candidate had a "father-son" relationship with Frank Marshall Davis, who has confessed to having sex with children, sadomasochism, bondage and practicing a wide array of deviant sexual activities."

UTASTAFF-
I definitely see a pattern here. You are ignorant of pretty much everything.

Michelle Obama knows she is butt as gargoyle ugly. Check out this pic of her sittling next to France's first lady who is actually hot! One is hot. One is NOT!

The Real Michelle...

Did Obama's perverted actions towards that little girl learned from his mentor?

0bama isn't my favorite person by far but if he had actually been checking out her heinie it would've raised my opinion of him a few notches.

UTA-
I believe you were going to post a photo of your wife, since you are a connoisseur of the feminine form.

Come Betleg, you can't think Michelle is hot! I have flushed stuff down the toilet that was sexier than her.

And would you want that perverted lech Obama leering at your 16 year old daughter's tight fresh nubile ass? I think not!

0bama isn't my favorite person by far but if he had actually been checking out her heinie it would've raised my opinion of him a few notches.

#108 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Dude, the girl was 16! He is like 45 years old. WTF! It was like one of those Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator specials. I was expecting Chris Hansen to interview Obama after that lecherous stare of that 16 years old's ass.

"a photo of your wife"

UTA-
Not married, eh? No girlfriend, etc...

Do you live with your parents, too?

"Do you live with your parents, too?"

They committed suicide to escape.

Our economy is screwed because Obama doesn't know math. Obama is still trying to make 45 go to 16!

Our economy is screwed because Obama doesn't know math. Obama is still trying to make 45 go into 16!

Your point was DOA from the starting gate utastaff give it up

Did anyone see Obama on this site?

Back to what's important:

After this Obama will no doubt appoint a "booty call czar" to handle things more discreetly and save himself this international public humiliation in the future.

I think ManyPath has set a new DR record.

He's got 27 dumps!

Status: EXILE

With not even a date of return.

Status: exile (until July 24, 2009 at 08:53 PM)

Status: EXILE
(manypaths)

Good,I was getting sick of his antics yesterday

I think ManyPath has set a new DR record.

He's got 27 dumps!

Status: EXILE

With not even a date of return.

#122 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-07-11 12:43 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Fingers Crossed Monte or Gimme Is Next

Status: exile (until July 24, 2009 at 08:53 PM)

#123 | Posted by jackass at 2009-07-11 12:48 AM

There was no date when I checked earlier. Well, it's good he's not in permanent exile.

ManyPaths can drive you (((crazy))) but he can be really funny sometimes.

He spammed Murphy's post 20 times today all over different threads so that's what did him in -- along with his "Virgin from Nantucket" limerick. lol

When you banned for good you get visitor status. I sure hope Gimme_a_scoth gets visitor status. He deserves it for being a republican.

No, you can stick around, Gimme. LOL

I actually bought some 15 year old Benriach Scotch to have a drink this weekend. It's one of the finer things you can afford when you have a union job.

He spammed Murphy's post 20 times today all over different threads so that's what did him in

Diablo should be next,he can't seem to stay in the context of the thread either

I am the ultimate liberal I guess

Gimme_a_scoth gets visitor status. He deserves it for being a republican.

Sorry Mr. Masters Degree I've never been a Republican but I was a Democrat long ago before I knew better

I actually bought some 15 year old Benriach Scotch to have a drink this weekend.

Assuming it's a 750ml bottle my hunch is you're gonna waste one years worth of the gods nectar in a weekend. If you wanna get comatose drink something inferior like Wild Turkey or Jack Daniels

No, you can stick around, Gimme

Whew that's good to hear Chris. How about we have that sterno lit romantic roadkill dinner tomorrow I'll meet you halfway say south of the RR tracks behind the Nugget Casino in Sparks on the north bank of the Truckee River?

If you wanna get comatose drink something inferior like Wild Turkey or Jack Daniels

#133 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

Blech. I don't like either one of those.
It's UFC 100 tomorrow which is a special occasion. I thought it should be celebrated as such. Jack just tastes terrible to me. If I'm gonna drink cheap I'll drink a bourbon like Jim Beam.

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

You Are 10% Conservative, 90% Liberal

Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Most of the questions really needed 3 or 4 options I just picked the nearest of the 2 offered. Not really accurate but interesting.

And no Mr. Masters Degree it doesn't prove I'm Republican

Gimme,

Do you prefer Macallan, Highland Park or Glenfarclas?

As for me, I am a HUGE fan of Islay malts - give me an Ardbeg any day and I am ecstatic.

Whatever 12 year old Scotch is on sale preferable Johnnie Walker Black. Quite frankly for all their hype most single malts seem inferior to me compared to Black.

At risk of repeating myself: The leering is a NONISSUE. Or should be. Even if he was doing it, it merely shows he's not yet the statesman he should be. No proof of perversion here. And it's a huge leap from ogling a teenager's ass (17, I thought, as if 16 to 17 makes a difference) to being a danger to elementary school children or even to 17-year-olds. Ye gods, have you seen a teenager recently? It can be quite hard to know how old someone is.

And insulting Michelle's attractiveness doesn't make anyone credible in a serious discussion of policy or presidential behavior. Dolts.

#138 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch

for its price, Black Label is tough to beat.

Having said that, I firmly feel that the comparably priced Highland Park 12 yr is superior to JW Black.