idol worship.

There are no virgins in Limerick.

There once was a virgin in Limerick
Who never had her split take a lick
She found a sheep herder
Built like a steel girder
She let him, while moaning 'What a prick'

limerick is referred to by the irish people as "stab city"

was in ireland for an extended period of time with the band once.

limerick, we were told, was the theivery capital of ireland

It's a Druid thing

God makes a tree look like Mary. Ok, whatever. There is a guy for Dodgers that thinks god hit a walk-off homerun for him last week

When do you suppose He will get around to nuclear proliferation?

Family Sees Image Of Michael Jackson In Tree Stump

Is it just me or does it look like the stump was cut to look the way that it does?

Yeah?
I once saw Jeebus with his hands spread out in supplication on the ass of a Jack Russel Terrier.

"True Believers" are truly stupid.

When do you suppose He will get around to nuclear proliferation?
.....#6 | Posted by r8rh8r

.....He's too busy trying to get the Virgin Mary's image on another piece of toast in Kansas.......

It's called eidetic vision.

There once was a Virgin from Nantucket.

Who Is The Fucking Balless Pussy that Flags Jokes as Fucking offensive?

Fuck you if you can't handle a fucking joke. Spare me your poor little virgin fucking ears.

When Jokes not directed at ANY fucking DR memeber or racial group gets dumbed then it is total fucking bullshit.

What the fuck dude? What the fuck?

"There once was a Virgin from Nantucket."

Who Is The Fucking Balless Pussy that Flags Jokes as Fucking offensive?

Fuck you if you can't handle a fucking joke. Spare me your poor little virgin fucking ears.

When Jokes not directed at ANY fucking DR memeber or racial group gets dumbed then it is total fucking bullshit.

What the fuck dude? What the fuck?

#12 | Posted by Manypaths at 2009-07-10 03:19 PM

I didn't flag your joke and hadn't even seen it until your tirade in this post made me curious so I went and took a look at it in your "Dumps" section.

You wrote in this post --

...When Jokes not directed at ANY fucking DR memeber or racial group gets dumbed then it is total fucking bullshit.

God for a long time has been included by many as an "unofficial member" of DR when it comes to how He is treated on here -- whether the atheists and heathens on DR like it or not. lol

Just my guess, but I think when you irreverently included God in your dirty little ditty about the "Virgin from Nantucket" someone thought you had the devil to pay?

Just my guess, but I think when you irreverently included God

Hey, I just went with the accepted story and characters.

A woman named Mary the Jew
Ne'er let her man's bollocks go blue
One night in her bed
She got knocked up and said
I swear it, God fucked me, it's true!

I once saw Jesus on the back of a truck in the grime caused by wet roads and splatter. I was having a revelation but then as I looked closer, damn it was only Frank Zappa! I still made it home safe.

I once saw Jesus on the back of a truck in the grime caused by wet roads and splatter. I was having a revelation but then as I looked closer, damn it was only Frank Zappa! I still made it home safe.

That's good, driving on shrooms is dangerous ;)

"The last time that Ireland experienced anything similar was during its last recession in 1985, when a "moving" statue drew tens of thousands to Ballinspittle, Co Cork."

"heh heh, they said 'Ballinspittle' "
- Beavis & Butthead

That's good, driving on shrooms is dangerous ;)

#17 | Posted by ZombieHunter

So is driving into Bridge Abutments at 120 MPH.

One of the bigger reasons I don't do it.....^_^