When I read this earlier it got me thinking about how the executive pay, workers pay, shareholders dividends/equity etc. compare from when he ran the company to nowadays under Kraft. Does anybody know off the top of their head?

♪♪ Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
'Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh, everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me ♪♪

My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll saaaaaay
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!

I just had to let loose.

"Soon there would be no. thing.. left... of.... me....."

Don't quit your day job yet Chris - seriously

That picture of Sarush at the top of the page needs a wiener in her mouth.

For CC---

The vegetarians are gonna get their panties in a twist when they find out that Oscar Mayer ate a twelve pack of MFing weiners every day until he died a happy carnivore at the age of 95.

I doubt that he consumed a 12 pack. That's a lot of fucking hot dogs.

"I doubt that he consumed a 12 pack. That's a lot of fucking hot dogs.

#10 | Posted by jackass"

FWTHOM takes them as a suppository.

When wieners are in the private sector, our country is great. When they run for office....

Oh my GOD, life as I knew it is completely OVER!!! No more wiener-mobile? I just cant take this! SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE!

Anyone in the US knows Robert McNamara died age 93 ?
Anyone cares ?

FWTHOM takes them as a suppository.

#11 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-07-08 11:01 PM

Thommy probably prefers Ballpark franks.

Anyone in the US knows Robert McNamara died age 93 ?
Anyone cares ?
.......#15 | Posted by hamdan

.......he should have died 92 years ago and saved us a needless war that killed over a million people........

Sarah Palin's daughter gets her "franks" at the ball park from A Roid!

Dave Letterman

Oscar Mayer Dies, but his Weiner Lives on...

"Oscar G. Mayer .... whose wiener delighted generations of Americans, has died ...."

Now, that's an epitaph.

".... whose wiener delighted generations of Americans, has died ...."

Now, that's an epitaph.

Not for Michael Jackson, I hope.

speaking of hot dog company jingles -

Armor hotdogs had a great song.

You can't get advertisement jingles like these anymore -

because libs would get all in a twist and make them tear it down-

"Hot dogs
Armor hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armor hotdogs?
FAT kids
SKINNY kids
Kids that climb on rocks
TOUGH kids
SISSY kids

even KIDS with CHICKEN POX........"

RE: #22 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-09 09:59 AM

Wow. There's no doubt that's what 'libs' would do.
You must live in constant fear of 'libs'.

BOO!

When wieners are in the private sector, our country is great.

Unless they are on the radio. Then they're just dickwads.

RE: #22 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-09 09:59 AM

Wow. There's no doubt that's what 'libs' would do.
You must live in constant fear of 'libs'.

BOO!

#23 | Posted by TrueBlue

You are fooling yourself if you dont think a half dozen lib interest groups would be up armor hotdogs ass for that song.

WTF ? are you kidding ?

BTW Lisa which kid are you?

FAT kids
SKINNY kids
Kids that climb on rocks
TOUGH kids
SISSY kids

even KIDS with CHICKEN POX........"

I bet I know.....

FL8hoper sure dois have his panties in a knot over Libruls. I expect he's just got sore muscles from living under his bed.

" FL8hoper "
#27 | Posted by northguy3

I am not sure what that means but it looks like a good mockery ....
Please explain.

Sad that he was snuffed out so young.

Guess he couldn't cut the mustard. At least now he'll be able to ketchup with his father and grandfather in heaven, where everyone's a wiener.

I would relish that.

I do love a couple of nice buns. I mean puns.

My corpse, it has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My corpse, it has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
You see I dropped dead today
And if you ask me where's my body I'll say
Just look in the next few packs my
B-O-L-O-G-N-A

I understand he choked on one of these things that some marketing guy left on his desk....

weiners => wieners

I before e ...

*facepalm*

"You are fooling yourself if you dont think a half dozen lib interest groups would be up armor hotdogs ass for that song.

WTF ? are you kidding ?
#25 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-09 11:22 AM"

The jingle exists and has been repeatedly broadcasted.

No one ('lib' or otherwise) called for it to be censored (then OR now).

WTF? Who are YOU kidding???

The jingle exists and has been repeatedly broadcasted.

no it existED

past tense ....

Note my comment, please:

You can't get advertisement jingles like these anymore -

For CC---

www.youtube.com

And bolonga

www.youtube.com

#8 | Posted by MURPHY at 2009-07-08 10:40 PM

Thanks for the memories.

Some tv jingles you grew up with you never forget -- no matter how lame. lol

"no it existED

past tense ....

Note my comment, please:

You can't get advertisement jingles like these anymore -
#38 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-09 04:05 PM"

Your comment is (and was) duly noted.

Please note my comment:
"No one ('lib' or otherwise) called for it to be censored (then OR now)."

Of course, maybe you were trying to say there were no 'libs' back then (like the 1960's-1970's)?

I before e ...

*facepalm*

#36 | Posted by Zatoichi

Yah, like in 'Einstein'.

"Yah, like in 'Einstein'."

... except after c, unless it's weird.

Of course, maybe you were trying to say there were no 'libs' back then (like the 1960's-1970's)?

#40 | Posted by TrueBlue

correct, back then we usd to beat 'em into submission

Ah the good ol days.

"correct, back then we usd to beat 'em into submission

Ah the good ol days.
#44 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-10 06:52 AM"

Well, at least you're continuing with your strength: delusion.