HHHHHIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

DRAT
losing first is bad enough but to lose it to

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU

and to north or dan or whoever it was that doubted my claim of advancing shiria law in the west

here is a little video for you

SA>.dont open......

wait'll bl2 sees this:

Shaq signed with the Cavaliers because he really, really likes Danny Ferry.

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2009-07-08 12:15 PM

Not right.

scroll down to the blue section and see how ooo fared on july 8!

#4 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 12:09 PM

An overall approval rating of 52%.

Where were the Boy King's ratings before he left?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine.

NANC

its easy to see why he still has that rate he does

its all that TRANSPARENCY IN GOVERNMENT That he promised

OH YEAH NEWS OUT OF washington

when asked about expenses of the trip they are on now...with hairdressers and other personel that are not required for safety and security

THE WHITE HOUSE AND MICHELLES OFFICE REFUSE TO COMMENT.........

well of course not
why should they...might draw CNN off of destroying palin and worshiping the 'freak'

Elderly woman kills fawn with shovel.

There that's better.

NEGATIVE FIVE!

#8 | Posted by phys_ill - why is 77 better than 69? because you get 8 more!

Killer a well-known felon

Arrested over 30 times

nanc is African-American?

Go figure.

oglala sioux/irish.

AfkAbl2,

8 | Posted by phys_ill - why is 77 better than 69? because you get 8 more!

#12 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH you're nasty..

so what was your phone number again.........wink wink

ITs a joooooooke.....

no, really - you get eight more!

oglala sioux/irish.

My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"

Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

so the report from this morning also said that flying along with them is a transport that takes vehicles with them

OKAY so if this is to guarantee his and their security, I dont mind that at all but if its to take vehicles to impress someone, then thats a whole 'nother sumptin'

Why is 88 better than 69?

Because you get 8 twice.

no, really - you get eight more!

#18 | Posted by nanc at

QUIT BRAGGIN

we get it....

Why is 88 better than 69?

Because you get 8 twice.

#21 | Posted by ProudLiberal at 2009

LADIES LADIES

can we have a little propriety here

AH two special ladies here now

so tell me..I just got two emails from two different YOUNG and delicious looking young ladies..one from panama I think and the other from the philipines..

so they both tell me that they want me...do I mail them money for the plane ticket before or after I talk to them on the phone..

Tosser luvs nekkid wemin... and baked beans!

There. Got it off me chest. Now you know.

oglala sioux/irish.

Genetically a very cheap date.

AH two special ladies here now

so tell me..I just got two emails from two different YOUNG and delicious looking young ladies..one from panama I think and the other from the philipines..

so they both tell me that they want me...do I mail them money for the plane ticket before or after I talk to them on the phone..

#24 | Posted by afkabl2

Glad Vern could hook you up.

well I mean..they wouldnt lie to me would they??

and kid next to me has youtube up of jacko's girl with the mic in her face

disgustingly shamefull

so they both tell me that they want me...do I mail them money for the plane ticket before or after I talk to them on the phone..

#24 | Posted by afkabl2

Oh send the money now. I'm sure they're good for it.

and let me get this straight

yesterday person one after another talked about how MJ was a civil rights hero and a black icon

so why then did he bleach his skin white and get a white man and a white woman to make his kids for him

I wondered about that myself..
but who can explain some of the naa"cp things

PL

so you are suggesting I go to the atm and get the cash they want....

the " was supposed to be a capital l as in LIBERAL

"why then did he bleach his skin white"

You didn't just post that, did you?

The guy had vitiligo.

What's next, making fun of the cripple who walks funny?

The Mayor of Los Angeles is asking Michael Jackson's fans to help the city pay for the costs associated with the memorial. What a joke!

MJ's moonwalk was hilarious, like a cripple.

Reality takes a beating in this sewer.

Oh, i guess this isn't nice or clever, but it does have the virtue of being true.

sorry dan for not getting back to you sooner

I was busy tripping kids as they walked from the handicapp spot to the library door..you should have seen them topple over like lined up dominoes

now WHAT was that you were saying??

From where did you get that diagnosis Dan?
Does it affect only the face?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Cool, AFK! They always squeal like mice when I do that.

"From where did you get that diagnosis Dan?"

It's been fairly well-known for years:

I thought vitiligo was one of Iago's henchmen.

wasnt vitiligo in those tolkin movies??

Afk--What was shameful about MJ's daughter at the mike? Was she forced, or did she want to say something nice about her father? If I died, and I was someone famous, I'd love it if my kids had the desire to speak out.

I still found it odd.

More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club and left to wonder if their race was the reason.
Watch Video
Kids at Creative Steps Day Camp were thrilled to go swimming once a week at the Valley Swim Club. But after only one trip to the private club, they were...
"I heard this lady, she was like, 'Uh, what are all these black kids doing here?' She's like, 'I'm scared they might do something to my child,'" said camper Dymire Baylor.
The Creative Steps Day Camp paid more than $1900 to The Valley Swim Club. The Valley Swim Club is a private club that advertises open membership. But the campers' first visit to the pool suggested otherwise.

"When the minority children got in the pool all of the Caucasian children immediately exited the pool," Horace Gibson, parent of a day camp child, wrote in an email. "The pool attendants came and told the black children that they did not allow minorities in the club and needed the children to leave immediately."

The next day the club told the camp director that the camp's membership was being suspended and their money would be refunded.

"I said, 'The parents don't want the refund. They want a place for their children to swim,'" camp director Aetha Wright said.

Campers remain unsure why they're no longer welcome.

"They just kicked us out. And we were about to go. Had our swim things and everything," said camper Simer Burwell.

The explanation they got was either dishearteningly honest or poorly worded.

"There was concern that a lot of kids would change the complexion and the atmosphere of the club," John Duesler, President of The Valley Swim Club said in a statement.
While the parents await an apology, the camp is scrambling to find a new place for the kids to beat the summer heat.

oopsy

Cool, AFK! They always squeal like mice when I do that.

#39 | Posted by Diablo at 2009

nice...the only thing I got out of them was some halfhearted screaming about ..MOMMA????

the rest of the republicans with me left to steal welfare checks from old ladies but I WARNED THEM that it was my turn to kick the shit out of the homeless bastard at the corner....

prag.........they had to force the mic in her face. I understand the grief but it began to look a whole lot like that FUNNERAL in minnesota.........

at least the part I was FORECED INTO watching.......

I may have only gotten a different context but it seemed to me they were forcing her.....if IM wrong just shot me...........

so the report from this morning also said that flying along with them is a transport that takes vehicles with them

OKAY so if this is to guarantee his and their security, I dont mind that at all but if its to take vehicles to impress someone, then thats a whole 'nother sumptin'

#20 | Posted by afkabl2

So how do you think the Presidential limos that every other President rode in got to where the president showed up? Does somebody drive it there?

Man, you righties have absolutely no contact with reality.

when you are watching all of the shit going on over there and the other summits I just didnt expect it to be BYOL........

AAH But nice deflection from the real issue..
there is that NG2 SPIN again

how much is it costing us for his wife to go on this BUSINESS trip and WHY are they reluctant to tell us...

AND HOW much did it costs us for pelosi to go to italy

and IF we are paying for it..any chance we can get her ticket changed to one-way

What do you Republicans have against Black people. Every Fox News on air personality had much to much negative to say about the Jackson Funeral services. I taught that you clowns were the LAW AN ORDER Party, Mr. Jackson was found NOT GUILTY, what America do you fucks live in anyway????

I have no way of knowing but lets be honest just once, Those of you that hate Michael Jackson are mostly RED NECK Whites, who felt that a Black had to much, I bet that you are the same who voted for McCain against Obama, because Obama is BLACK, I would also bet that you don't like Tiger Woods but love Phil Mickelson, for no other reason than Tiger is BLACK.

This make you REPUBLICANS, an as such you are a bunch of RACIST FOOLS!!!!!

OUCH!

"More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club ...."

OK , no reason to read on after that sentence.

Next ?

This make you REPUBLICANS, an as such you are a bunch of RACIST FOOLS!!!!!

#50 | Posted by celisary at 2009-07

THANK YOU SO MUCH

not for this comment but for waiting until its time for me to go before you signed on....

"Next ?"

The Creative Steps Day Camp paid more than $1900 to The Valley Swim Club.

Apparently there was a reason to read on.

Every Fox News on air personality had much to much negative to say about the Jackson Funeral services. I taught that you clowns were the LAW AN ORDER Party, Mr. Jackson was found NOT GUILTY, what America do you fucks live in anyway????

you are out of your fuckin demented mind..

fox was the only network to actually bring up the issues while all of the others...as I understand it because I avoided the whole spectakle......were slobbering all over it...

aGAIN...it became more and more like the wellstone thing in minnesota

USING a dead man to advance an agenda and for political gain.....

and your rantings about tiger and the others

WELL...I wonder if any libs here will call you out on this nonsense........I dont expect there to be many IF ANY....

SHIT..you must be miserable being so pissed off at the world..

READ A book
take a walk...HEY I know of some short piers around here you can take a long walk on

GET A WOMAN....

PLEASE DO SOMETHING to make you happier

Actually there was no reason to read on .... because if you read further you would see there wasn't

The next day the club told the camp director.......(and) their money would be refunded.

"and to think only yesterday he was +22"

+22.

Meanwhile, at the end of his term George W. Bush was -43

OUCH!

Anybody got any worthy jokes I can replace my Michael Jackson ones with?

and for those who allready have thier fingers typing

The CAPS in my previous post dont MEAN IM not happy

I just cant control that little left finger on the keyboard........

AH but at the end of the broadcast day..once again its time to evaluate on what we learned today..

celisary is in SEVERE need of pussy

dan and ng can spin any issue like tops

jacko is STILL DEAD

obama is still A LIAR but at least he knows the right thing to do with terrorists at gitmo..FOR NOW

IT STILl one hot motherfucker here in houston

AL FRANKIN IS A big fat liberal fuck

AND......the mom who just came in MAY BE my soul mate..
AT LEAST FOR HOPEFULLLY A few hours anyway

hasta laredo

"Actually there was no reason to read on .... because if you read further you would see there wasn't"

The next day the club told the camp director that the camp's membership was being suspended and their money would be refunded.

Apparently, there was. Especially when one includes the part conveniently replaced with ....

"and to think only yesterday he was +22"

+22.

Meanwhile, at the end of his term George W. Bush was -43

OUCH!

#57 | Posted by truthsetyoufree

Meanwhile GWB is not the Pres anymore.

So who gives a fuck ....

OH WAIT UNLESS your point is: who cares about how quickly the Obama ship is sinking , because remember back when W was unpopular.....

Yeah that makes a lot of sense

That's a real good defense mechanism.

"Actually there was no reason to read on .... because if you read further ..."

Which, apparently, you did. Good for you.

Although it does give lie to your previous "OK , no reason to read on after that sentence" comment.

Veracity doesn't seem to be your strength.

Well apparently they can suspend and refund whoever the hell hey want,

because if you read the first sentence:

"More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club ...."

This country is America and noone is forced to run a PRIVATE organization under rules and regulations or quotas established by liberals.

Does that make you sad?

Go build a pool in north Phili and start your own club.

"Meanwhile GWB is not the Pres anymore."

What a wonderful set of words!

"More than 60 campers from Northeast Philadelphia were turned away from a private swim club ...."

The Creative Steps Day Camp paid more than $1900 to The Valley Swim Club. The Valley Swim Club is a private club that advertises open membership.

"...advertises open membership."

Open membership. Which, apparently, costs $1,900.

And which was, apparently, accepted by the private club for membership.

"Meanwhile GWB is not the Pres anymore."

What a wonderful set of words!

#64 | Posted by truthsetyoufree

Yes you are in an acute state of denial.

Everyone is starting to hate Obama.

React to that without mentioning Bush, can you?

No you can't.

Bush is your defense mechanism against the failure that Obama turned out to be.

JUST FOR anyone who is interested I am coining a new political buzz word to add to the right's lexicon and it is:

OBAMAPOLOGIST.

forget "Obama sheep".
forget "Obama supporters"

with the failure that Obama is now becoming - the right needs to start playing with words along the lines of the left suddenly changing " global warming" to "climate change"

So let's call the former Obama supporters what they are actually now becoming

OBAMAPOLOGISTS.

"Everyone is starting to hate Obama."

+22 versus -43

Real "hate" going on there. LOL!

Bush is your defense mechanism against the failure that Obama turned out to be

Kinda like Clinton was for Bush?

"The Valley Swim Club. The Valley Swim Club is a private club that advertises open membership."

"open" membership .

letting alone the need to support the shady claim that they ADVERTISE OPEN membership - so what if they do?

the bottom line is a private club can throw out whoever the hell they want.

and they refunded the $$$ so what is your point???

The club hates blackies?

Yes of course they do.

It is unfortunate, but you cannot force the club to like and accept blackies.

Would you force the black panthers or the nation of islam to kiss my white ass???

"Everyone is starting to hate Obama."

+22 versus -43

Real "hate" going on there. LOL!

#68 | Posted by truthsetyoufree at 2009-07-08 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag: OBAMAPOLOGIST

"Bush is your defense mechanism..."

Your side had "Clinton got a blowjob." We get "Bush was a total fuckup and Obama is cleaning up the mess he left."

I like our "defense mechanism" much better!

"...against the failure that Obama turned out to be."

+22: real "failure" there. LOL!

Bush is your defense mechanism against the failure that Obama turned out to be - 8R

Kinda like Clinton was for Bush?

#69 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-08 02:25 PM | Reply | Flag: OBAMAPOLOGIST

"Flag: OBAMAPOLOGIST"

"Posted by Selwyn Duke"

So much for originality.

"Flag: OBAMAPOLOGIST"

"Posted by Plagiarist"

"Bush is your defense mechanism against the failure that Obama turned out to be"

Translation from right wing hack speak: President Obama hasn't been able to fix everything Bush, Bush, Clinton, Reagan broke in his six months in office.

"Bush is your defense mechanism against the failure that Obama turned out to be" - 8R

Translation from right wing hack speak: President Obama hasn't been able to fix everything Bush, Bush, Clinton, Reagan broke in his six months in office.

#76 | Posted by danni

And there folks- is Danni taking the excuses to a new level.

I am sorry Daniella, but hostile takeover of the banking industry, General Motors, lying about special interests in the WH, ramming through a pork laden stimulus package, trying to takeover and destroy healthcare, kissing the ass of every hostile anti- American regime he can find... and bankrupting generations with debt has nothing to do with fixing anything.

you dont understand that.

you are an OBAMAPOLOGIST

"Flag: OBAMAPOLOGIST"

"Posted by Plagiarist"

#75 | Posted by truthsetyoufree

If someone else has used this word then i cannot claim it as my own original idea -

any plagiarism was unintentional.

"...you are an OBAMAPOLOGIST"

And you are a liar: "JUST FOR anyone who is interested I am coining a new political buzz word to add to the right's lexicon and it is:

OBAMAPOLOGIST."

Danni tell me how it is Bush's fault that in 6 mo.s Obama went from something like +45 to +21

I like to get a chuckle about how that is Bush's fault.

As if the people who loved Obammy in February didn't realize that Bush left a mess until the beginning of this month.

You are an assclown.

#79 | Posted by truthsetyoufree

OK calm down, teenager.

i already posted that I can't claim something as my own if it's been around

I take back the originality statement.

It is not my invention, it seems.

But I like the word.

hey Truth -

you're an OBAMAPOLOGIST

It is not my invention, it seems.

#81 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 02:45 PM

No shit.

It is not my invention, it seems.

#81 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 02:45 PM

No shit.

#82 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-08 02:47 PM | Reply | Flag: OBAMACROTCHSNIFFER and JOURNEYMAN OBAMAPOLOGIST

how much is it costing us for his wife to go on this BUSINESS trip and WHY are they reluctant to tell us...

I'm betting about the same amount it cost for Dubya to take Laura, Bubba to take Hillary and Herbie to take Barb.

Are you righties so depressed over the death of your party and inanity of your tea bagging that you have to sink to stupidity over everything? Or have you just given up on reality in total?
What's next, bitching about how much water Obama is using when he showers? The cost of Secret Service protection? Seriously, get over it.

But I like the word.

hey Truth -

you're an OBAMAPOLOGIST

#81 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 02:45 PM | Reply | Flag:
Itsthebestideaswecancomeupwith
forthefuture.

I still think Halfenor Plain entering the Iquitarod is funnier. And Iquitarod isn't mine.

w.h. spells your potus name wrong:

Okay. Now return to the deep philosophical commentary albeit expressed in the vulgate.

#82 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-08 02:47 PM | Reply | Flag: OBAMACROTCHSNIFFER and JOURNEYMAN OBAMAPOLOGIST

#83 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 02:49 PM

This coming from a "guy" who can take 8 ropes!

#85 | Posted by northguy3

NO that stupid stuff is not funny. It is lame.

Now, OBAMAPOLOGIZE for your #85, dimwit.

#86 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 03:02 PM

... the White House claimed the document had been signed by one "Barak Obama."

Whoops

#85 | Posted by northguy3

Hey guess what -

Palin is not the (supposed) potus who is flailing in the white house and losing support in droves on a daily basis.

Keep up your talking about Palin that is all YOU have goin for YOU isn't it.

you sure as shit dont have a potus that can deliver or knows what he is doing

OBAMAPOLOGISTS UNITE

#92 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag: hallucinating

#93 | Posted by Zatoichi

It takes a special strain of super-douche to compare a 6 month chart to a 90 month chart.
Like Zat just did.

i'm sure this is NOT what is meant by "DEATH BY CHOCOLATE":

It takes a special strain of super-douche to compare a 6 month chart to a 90 month chart.
Like Zat just did.

#94 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 03:29 PM |

Admit it.

Ya got bitch slapped.

-Admit it.

Ya got bitch slapped.

Yes, but he enjoyed every second of it.

So look at the first six months of Bush's record, Copernicus.

Page for Mister LarryMohr, page for Mister LarryMohr

Show your face Larry you don't need to be wasting your time watching the sunflowers grow

So look at the first six months of Bush's record, Copernicus.

#98 | Posted by Zatoichi

Why don't you post a Bush first 6 mos chart, Michaelangelo?

Why don't you post a Bush first 6 mos chart, Michaelangelo?

#100 | Posted by 8roper at 2009-07-08 03:44 PM | Reply | Flag Obamanated

At this point Bush was at +15. And that's without inheriting two clusterfucked wars a deficit AND a recession. He reached +20 for the last time in 2003.

"If someone else has used this word then i cannot claim it as my own original idea -

any plagiarism was unintentional."

8doper

unfortunately your idiocy isn't...

Get this:

Fred O'Connell aka 8Roper

Fred I thought you were, in your own words, "a man of color"? No?

You jumped all over me for assuming you were white when you revealed your name to be Fred O'Connell.

You're a liar.

#102 | Posted by cjk85

Wow obviously you can be very hurt by posts on the DR.
That is unfortunate .

NOW let's relive that special comedy moment:

Fred O'Connell is now a person of color? I have to say I'm surpised.

#42 | Posted by cjk85

I know I'll never beat your ass for saying that, but let me see you say that to Shaq, you little punk ass.

#83 | Posted by 8roper

So that is how it went down - let me say it is not my fault you did not recognize, as everyone else on that thread did, that I am a poster that people strangely define as a "racist" white guy.

Sorry you were not in on the joke, but good God LET IT GO.

you waited months to suddenly pop up out of your lurk hole when i mentioned I am a white guy???

no shit sherlock!

At this point Bush was at +15. And that's without inheriting two clusterfucked wars a deficit AND a recession. .

#101 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-07-08 04:07 PM | Reply | Flag:OBAMAPOLOGIST

Need i remind you, also, that W is no longer President.

Who cares if W was +15 or - 50 ????

what does that have to do with Obama LOSING support repidly in the past few weeks?????

Are you trying to say that people JUST realized that Obama inherited a recession???

or 2 fucked up wars?

just now in the last few weeks people learned this?

#104 | Posted by L_RContrarian

eerie.

You jumped all over me for assuming you were white when you revealed your name to be Fred O'Connell.

You're a liar.

#102 | Posted by cjk85

Oh yeah and I also lied about my name being Fred O'Connell and the inspiration for my original handle fredo_c.

My name is, in reality, Fredochi Carbonetti and I am from Cremona, Italy. I actually have a fairly dark complexion.

What the hell do popularity ratings have to do with success or failure? How can you say a guy is a failure after less than six months? I don't get it. All the reasons cited (bailout, takeover, blah blah blah) are valid things to criticize conceptually or philosophically, but so far those are the only bases on which you can criticize. Validly.

I'm not apologizing for the man (though I do like the word Obamapologist--mildly clever), just pointing out some flaws in logic or in assertion. I'm actually quite pissed off about some of the actions blessed or forced by this administration. The auto thing, for instance--if we live in a capitalist society, and a business is failing, let it FAIL. Oh, it would hurt us economically? Yep, so does going further into debt in order to "help" these businesses. But it's been done. Now we have to play it out and see what happens. Unless y'all can convince Congress to overturn that decision or make a new one.

Good luck!

Kuma return dark place.

Kuma

Have you ever seen a TRILLION DOLLARS? The GOP has been kind enough to help us visualize this.

My Ipod just randomly played Henry Purcell's "Music for the Funeral March of Queen Mary". (I think that's what it's called)

Why do I suddenly crave a nice moloko vellocet? Too bad IAH doesn't have a Korova milkbar.