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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Researchers have discovered a new sub-species of monkey in a remote part of the Amazon rain forest, a U.S.-based wildlife conservation group said on Tuesday. The small monkey, which is mostly gray and brown and weighs 0.47 pound, has been named the Mura's saddleback tamarin after the Mura Indian tribe from the river basins where the new sub-species was found.

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Another Michelle Obama sighting? I thought she was in Russia with Chimpy II.

Yeah, who didn't see a comment like that coming from Willylicker or some similar idiot.

Don't worry.. global warming will kill it.

Don't worry.. global warming will kill it.
#3 | Posted by humanear

Actually, that'd be deforestation, one of the many fathers of global warming.

Gee, I didn't know Redneckville had relatives in the Amazon.

nearly a half pound!


Another Michelle Obama sighting?

#1 | Posted by slicksterWilly at 2009-07-08 09:46 AM | Reply |


They said a monkey, not King Kong.

Did anyone see the picture of Michele on the Drudge Report. She dwarfs B-rock and those other two adult humans. She's not only taller than B-rock, but she's twice as wide. She makes him look like a peanut.

Michelle must be pissed off she couldn't go to the Michael Jackson memorial, instead being stuck in a boring international trip.

That's the one, Nanc. Jesus titty-fucking christ that "lady" is a frigging monster.
Oh, excuse me, I meant she's the next Jackie-O, and a real fashion guru. Why, she's one of the most beautiful women in the weorld, and we need to celebrate her freakishly large self, not point out the obvious.

Why can't the media just pretend they don't notice how big and monstrous she is instead of pretending she's attractive?

Damn!

She's a BIG woman.

Can you imagine her doing a cannonball?

Why is she standing so far from her loving hubby? I'm sure there will be an investigation in to their marriage now that the picture is out.

It looks like things aren't too cozy in Bamaland.

#7 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-07-08 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag: Jealousy


Why is she in the picture at all? Why do spouses of political leaders participate in these photo ops anyways? The so-called "first lady" (sic) is not an elected official, we don't want political spouses having that much influence. I think voters should vote for unmarried, widowed, or divorce people for president.

Why do spouses of political leaders participate in these photo ops anyways?

Because we love that stuff.

Not that I disagree with your point.

How much would it really matter if we failed to save something that we didn't know existed?

Threads like these give me great hope for the nation and especially the economy.

If the best and brightest of the DR Rtard brigade can find nothing better to complain about than the size of the president's wife's ass, how bad can things be?

Honestly, how many times did anyone ever have time to complain about what Smirky the Wonder Chimp's better half looked like? Does anyone even remember what the fuck her name was?

How much would it really matter if we failed to save something that we didn't know existed?
#16 | Posted by Manypaths

It could matter a great deal, but we'd never know it.

Linda?

We are only beginning to scratch the surface of the embarassment produced by election '08

Look for a lot more retarded speeches overseas from Obammy and look for more of the media trying to make a fashion plate out of this:


wisiwib.files.wordpress.com




"Honestly, how many times did anyone ever have time to complain about what Smirky the Wonder Chimp's better half looked like?"

I know that I found a minute or two here and there to comment on her overmedicated looking stare, but I figured that if I was married to Bush, I'd be the same way.

Hag,

I think most people were honestly embarrased for the poor woman. Can you imaging her horror at walking into the Lincoln bedroom night after night to find her husband 'servicing' Jeff Gannon?

People gave her a pass because they just found her too pitiful.

I don't think anyone can observe his photo and conclude that M Obama has a disdain for successful "whities"

lornakismet.files.wordpress.co
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Did the media shove Bush's wife down our throats as some type of beautiful fashion-plate? No? Well then fuckface, I think you have your answer.

The aggregate income for all of Michelle's 'staffers' is more than double that of Laura Bush.

Does anyone even remember what the fuck her name was?

T-Bone Pickles

#25

How much does it cost to hire people to help you watch your husband cut brush and milk stallions?

How much does it cost to hire people to help you watch your husband cut brush and milk stallions?

Apparently a lot less than it costs to hire tailors to make Godzilla-sized clothing.


It could matter a great deal, but we'd never know it.

#18 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

What? If we didn't know it, it wouldn't matter.

At least Michelle hasn't killed anybody.

#12 | Posted by 101Chairborne

they should have placed the women in the center between to two pipsqueaks...er men...to make the photo more palatable.

GET BACK ON THE TOPIC OF MONKEYS, PEOPLE!

GET BACK ON THE TOPIC OF MONKEYS, PEOPLE! Some of us are trying to have sex
#32 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 11:32 AM |


=P

At least Michelle hasn't killed anybody.

#30 | Posted by prozacboi

iiiiii don't know - it kills me a little every time i have to look at a photo of her.

don't look at this one, 101:

www.moonbattery.com

Whoever came up with the saying "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" probably never met a monkey. They are nasty little bastards. I hope we make this new one extinct as soon as possible.

I think voters should vote for unmarried, widowed, or divorce people for president.

Will never happen as the other unmarried, widowed and divorced people think those are a sign of moral decay.

Sully is living proof that some men descended from apes.......in the sense that shit descends when said ape takes a dump from a tall tree.

I don't think anyone can observe his photo and conclude that M Obama has a disdain for successful "whities"

I don't know, the woman on the left has the face of someone who just farted in public and realizes it REALLLLY smells.

"in the sense that shit descends when said ape takes a dump from a tall tree."

What does shit do if the dump is taken from a short tree or on the ground or if the shitter is not an ape? Ascend into heaven?

What an idiot.

Fucking global warming. Causing new freak little monkeys to appear.

it kills me a little every time i have to look at her.

#34 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 11:48 AM |

Mr. manc realizing that it's never gonna get any better.

Speaking of Monkeys, our local hate radio kicked off boortz (and Levin) and is now broadcasting rusbo instead.
So I tuned in today to hear our good ole' drug idled American pedophile and low and behold there is some uppity Euro weenie British faggot filling in for rush while he is out vacationing" with underage sex slaves.
It's as if the remnants of the "republican" party will hitch their wagon to anyone who will spout their nonsense ----- even the very Europeans they so desperately disparaged in defense of bush and his global unpopularity! They are so desperate that they will even cling to the very tyrants of which just days ago we as a nation celebrated our independence from!

God help America if you people ever grow a brain --- but for right now, it's not likely you will (see above "conservative" comments about how someone "looks" to the "Party of Family Values")!

Hey manc, why don't you post a photo of yourself?
I'm SURE you're quite the piece of ass.

#42 | Posted by jerrytarkanian


Man, you are one classy piece of shit jer.

She dwarfs B-rock and those other two adult humans.

#7 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-07-08 10:20 AM | Reply | Flag: SHORT MAN COMPLEX

iiiiii don't know - it kills me a little every time i have to look at a photo of her.

#34 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 11:48 AM | Reply | Flag: SAME THING NANC'S POOR HUSBAND SAYS ABOUT HER

It wasn't moon walking by any chance...?

This story is B.S.. She's in Rome, not the Amazon.

I came to this thread to read about the new monkeys. All I found here were a bunch of the same old monkeys.

#42 | Posted by jerrytarkanian

i've posted two - too bad you're so stupid to have not looked for them.

Man, you are one classy piece of shit jer.

#45 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-07-08 12:54 PM


Thanks!

i am a fox.

Is it Bubbles?

i am a fox.

#53 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag: AND HUMBLE TOO

"i've posted two - too bad you're so stupid to have not looked for them.

#51 | Posted by nanc"


She speaks the truth. One was so memorable, I saved it:
forums.bowsite.com

ahhhhhhh, the dhimmitwit spokeswoman!

I can't believe this thing went unnoticed for all 6000 years?

Wow, the monkey is three-toned, with stripes! Probably the males have got a red ass. One-third of his body weight is in his tail. I don't believe the claws are as big as the illustration. Now the wildlife photo guys are going to scare the crap out of the whole species while trying to get a picture. Li'l Kim is outfitting an expedition to capture some so he can eat 'em.

this isn't new! I already have one. I call him Bob. I'm thinking of making a hat out of him.

"Man, you are one classy piece of shit jer.

#45 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-07-08 12:54 PM"


Thanks!

Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-07-08 03:15 PM |FLAG Thinks he's being "sweet talked"

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...Keep up the attacks on Michelle Obama. Make fun of her height and weight.

I REALLY WANT YOU TO KEEP THIS UP. MAKE IT A TOP PRIORITY!!!

.....and when the younger generation wonders what is so wrong with Michelle Obama that she is attacked routinely, they'll know it was the republicans and vote accordingly.

Please, attack her some more!!

i am a fox.

#51 | Posted by nanc at 2009-07-08 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm willing to bet you're about as much of a 'fox' as Barbara Bush (the mother...not the daughter)

which would you rather have hot monkey sex with?

www.eu-digest.com

p.s. regarding #38 JPW, that's cecilia sarkozy. the hottest first lady on the planet. all farts stink, but i bet hers smell like roses. must have been michelle smelling her own fart.

I'm willing to bet you're about as much of a 'fox' as Barbara Bush.

You want to talk about putting lipstick on a pig. Get that beast a burkha.

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