"We're back, baby!" Such were the words of Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele after being informed that the Republican Party had finished an entire 24-hour cycle without any of its members being caught in an act of adultery, quitting, or being convicted of any type of crime. "This is something we are going to build on," said Steele. "I think the American people can now see we are able to go one full day without anything disastrous happening."
