Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, July 09, 2009

North Korea now makes more than nuclear missiles. The country is running its first-ever commercials for Taedonggang Beer, a beer made from a brewery that was bought from Britain and shipped to the communist nation. "It represents the new look of Pyongyang," an announcer says of the beer, called the Pride of Pyongyang. "It will be a familiar part of our lives."

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Here is the video:

www.youtube.com

The beer is called "Pride of Pyongyang" and it "helps to deal with stress".

Holy cow!

Where can I get a 6 pack!

Try new Dear Leader brand beer: It's like a nuclear attack on your thirst.

Dear Leader drinks a bottle cognac every day.


I hope they don't start drinking Coors.

They hate us enough already.

It'll go well with a plate of dog bulgogi and kimchi.

Good one, Corky. A friend of mine says Coors Light is her all-time favorite beer. Not just Coors, but Coors Light. Which leaves me speechless, since that is literally the un-beeriest beer I've ever tasted - and I've tasted LOTS.

DAMN THAT WAS A LONG COMMERICAL....but typical special effects of a asian (indian/middle east) commercial

Joseph Coors was one of the biggest Nazis in American history.

DID ANYBODY SEE THE MISSILE COME OUT THE GLASS...at 0:41 seconds....did you see it....there was a flash at the bottom of the handle and then at 0:44 it was gone....i think KIM is launching his small range missiles from this launch pad.... disguised as a beer mug.......very clever....veryyyyy clever

who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp she bomp who put the tang in the Taedonggang alinglong?

who was that man? did he have a nuclear plan?

For bottled beer: "Eye of the Hawk" from Mendocino Brewing Co and "Blonde Boch" from Gordon-Beirsch cannot be beat. But its always better from a keg.

Mmmmm, beeeeeer. Is there anything it can't do?

I thought the commies kept their people sedated on grain alcohol.

rwd

"You ever see a Commie drink a glass of water?"

Stone Brewing Smoked Porter.

Good night now.

BEER IN north korea

give them a bunch of karoke machines and we wont have anything else to worry about

give them a bunch of karoke machines

I think you have your asians mixed up.

Koreans hate the Japanese and their whole culture.

With good reason.

yes you see..thats sort of the joke...tee hee


what we need to give the jappaneese is some nukes and point them toward north korea and tell the world that they arent sure yet how to fire them..
IF they were to fire them, one of them COULD go off target and end up in china,.....

if this little shit wants a nuclear arms race in that region and CHINA wont stop them...then lets give them one..

Mmmmm, beeeeeer. Is there anything it can't do?

#13 | Posted by cbob at 2009-07-09 04:28 PM | Reply

"Beer. The cause of -- and the solution to -- most of life's problems."

--Homer Simpson

Drunken commies with nukes. F'n' great!

At least North Koreans now have something other than the Kool Aid to drink.

They didn't have beer before?

That explains a lot.

People say that Norks have the best quality food and drink (even though they don't have much) because Kim doesn't believe in using chemicals on his soil and livestock.

Anyway... this is the ONLY commercial they have EVER had on TV. This is their very first commercial.

That is why it's so long. They have no other commercials. Never had. This is the very first thing they are selling.

RE: #22 - "They didn't have beer before? That explains a lot."

Exactly!

Wow, Tosser, that is interesting. They should grow organically grown veggies for export to make some high profit margin money.

They should grow organically grown veggies for export to make some high profit margin money

Obviously not to the U.S. since they'll gonna destroy us in a rain of nuclear fire...


...or did they chicken out and just fuck with our computers?

they need to discover weed

hooray for beer!

They should grow organically grown veggies for export to make some high profit margin money.


They should. But they won't. No entrepreneurial spirit.

But one should never underestimate them. They ARE Koreans too after all.

Tosser thanks for trying to flag my post. I guess RCADE has tuned you out unless I flag you.

they need to discover weed

I dunno I always figured Kim Jong-il for a doper probably more hard stuff than weed though

Tosser thanks for trying to flag my post. I guess RCADE has tuned you out unless I flag you.


Not every flag works boy. But that doesn't stop me from putting a mark on your face everytime I see it. LOL

Jackass... the fake-karateka.

I guess RCADE has tuned you out


You are welcome to try out your theory. LOL

Vernon - another Homer classic:

Homer at the breakfast table ....

Homer:
Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain:
Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer:
Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's brain:
Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing.
[camera pans down to Homer's mouth, but he doesn't say anything]
Well, off to the plant.
Homer:
Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's brain:
Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer:
[panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge:
Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer:
Aah!
[Runs off]

Joseph Coors was one of the biggest Nazis in American history.

#9 | Posted by danni

Whats your point? BHO is the most socalistic president we have ever had.

BHO is the most socalistic president we have ever had.

Never heard of FDR huh snippy?

right....just what we need. another alkie-brain with his finger on the BUTTON!!!


they need to discover weed

#27 | Posted by vorpal at


yeah that would be real good
have a kazillion commies sitting around in a potheaded stupor looking for some cookies or little cakes and going

uh like ...cool dude.....be far out to launch a missle today wouldnt it DOG.........

FAR out...man.,..that mushroom clouds making me feel like.....groovy DUDE..........

have a kazillion commies sitting around in a potheaded stupor looking for some cookies or little cakes and going


uh like ...cool dude.....be far out to launch a missle today wouldnt it DOG.........


Roman 1: do you think it will fall?

Roman 2: what?

Roman 1: the empire?

Roman 2: fuck it

History of the World Pt 1

This didn't seem to make headlines here, but Kim Jong Ill II was shown on television recently - meaning he's NOT dead yet! His visage was frail, pale and ready to set sail - it appeared to be days old footage too.

One of the coolest local home brewers: Drinking With Daren.

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