Now THIS is a news story.

this has a lot more entertainment value that of a dead drug addicted black boy who needed to pretend to be white

Jacko couldn't rassel for shit!

Jacko couldn't rassel for shit!
......#3 | Posted by silver_ironist

.....he practised with little boys....I guess he was going to work his way up......

I am pretty sick and tired of you people trying to hijack a serious thread about mideget wrestlers into another Michael Jackosn crankawank-fest.

Fine...
The bodies were brought out in Ziplock bags. Although the coroner would not be able to perform the autopsy for at least 3 days, he said the bodies would still be fresh due to the "triple lock" system being used on the bags.

Even Michael knew you have to lower your dosages for Midgets.

Taaa Daaa?

Finally a high-end thread on the Drudge Retort after a long drought and on the front page yet!

I feel so....so.....vindicated!

It's a sad world when you can't even trust a hooker to be a hooker.

should've listened to sister encarnacion. wrestling is a sin.

A woman can only take so many midget piledrivers.

Meh. Another day, another fake-hooker-midget-murder story.

So the killers are still at large? (Sorry, just a little joke.)

Fake Hookers Kill Midget Wrestlers

Took a look at the headline and for once I can't thing of anything to say. I'm speechless.

midgets, drugs and hookers a deadly triple play.teach your children well.

poor little guys didn't even get laid.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

So sad.

You go to all the trouble of strapping a two-by-four to your little ass, and whaddya get....

Finally some serious hard news at this Tort dive.

Take a god long look at this headline folks!!

Most likely, you will live the rest of your life without ever reading these words again.

Most likely, you will live the rest of your life without ever reading these words again.

#22 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

That's what I thought last time.

In a fair fight, I would have bet on the midgets.

"Fine...
The bodies were brought out in Ziplock bags. Although the coroner would not be able to perform the autopsy for at least 3 days, he said the bodies would still be fresh due to the "triple lock" system being used on the bags."

That is just so wrong. Funny, but wrong.

why do midgets insist on taking double strength tylenol when their with a hooker? a death wish.

why do midgets insist on taking double strength tylenol when their with a hooker?
.......#26 | Posted by semtex111

.......because love hurts.......

respectfully submitted to Time/Life for most newsworthy headline of the new millennium...

Rcade, please repost in thick black bold letters on top of page.

"Fake Hookers Kill Midget Wrestlers"

Is this another reality pitch?

I hope every one learns from this! Its best to just skip the room and get a quick bj in the car. WOould have saved both these guys lifes. Even Steve McNair would have been alive if he would have just done the same.

Would you rather be killed by a fake hooker...
Or a REAL hooker?

When will anyone have the "courage" to "step up" and defend midget wrestlers? The rest of us take life for granted while these poor saints suffer!
rcade! Show us your humanitarian side.

The best title ever!