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Sunday, July 05, 2009

A Walt Disney World monorail train crashed into the back of another train at 2 a.m. Sunday, killing one driver, according to an amusement park spokesman and a witness interviewed by CNN.

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Speed kills

He was texting.

Dreamworks has taken responsibility in a fax received by the associated press...

I didn't know Disney was even open at 2AM.

Reportedly, his last words were:

"Hey there, hi there, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO there!"

Stetson grad.

One less lawyer.

What did Mickey know and when did he know it. HANG THE MOUSE.

I didn't know Disney was even open at 2AM.

That's later than I thought the monorails ran, but they were bringing people home from Epcot.

So much for a "designated driver".

Reportedly, his last words were:

"Hey there, hi there, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO there!"

#5 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2009-07-05 02:52 PM

FF

This story is pretty goofy! A true bomb voyage. I mean this driver was dopey, a real Dumbo! "DOC" screamed many witnesses after the trains pongoed against each other. Others said "Calm down, dont be a chicken little! Now dash over and call for help" Damned Fat Cats crimping on safety! The passengers will be grumpy and scarred for life but were served alfredo linguini to calm their nerves. Fortunately Proffesor Artemis Q. Porter was on hand to make everyone happy.

You forgot the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride reference.

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