Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, July 04, 2009

Bernard Madoff, disappointed that he might actually have to spend time im prison mingling with murderers, rapists, drug-dealers, white supremacist gangs with a hatred of Jews, and terrorists, has hired a veteran prison consultant to help him to find the best possible jail in which to serve his 150-year sentence for Wall Street's biggest fraud.

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Fuck him. Send him to sing sing.

"But it's patently unfair to cast him as the symbol of all evil...."

This is why people have problems with attorneys. Madoff was perfectly happy to be a symbol of success and philanthropy for as long as he could cheat and manipulate for that image.

Where'd Bernie get the money for this consultant? I just heard a story on NPR about the Brit war hero who lost his entire life savings to Madoff. The Brit punished himself by putting a revolver to his head.

I dont know but I am sort of thinking that it might just be a little late to be hiring a consultant. He could have used a little help with that business plan he developed

He just ... doesn't ... get ... it.

Madoff = wall st. biggest fraud?

How fucking retarded is this author?

Oh, faux news.

Madoff should be hung upside-down by his ankles and his victims should file past and flog his sorry ass, or balls, or whatever they fancy; He should be kept alive and conscious as long as possible. Then his sorry carcass should be used for ammunition research.

The natives hereabouts had some entertaining approaches they developed over the millennia.

Madoff's secretary thinks her ex-boss manipulated his own arrest, and thought that seems strange on its face I give the idea credence.

My idea is that Bernie's goal was to spend a few years in prison and have a few score million left to spend between he and his wife.

I think he underestimated how angry people would be at him, because as he stated he "never intended to do harm", and therefore never expected 150 years.

They're going to have to cover his graave with a concrete slab after he dies, otherwise someone will do a Cromwell on him.

"My idea is that Bernie's goal was to spend a few years in prison and have a few score million left to spend between he and his wife."

The Milken model.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"never intended to do harm"

Yeah, right.

This shitstain should be staked out on an anthill and artfully kept alive for as long as possible.

The prison to which Madoff is sent should be entirely up to the authorities, and when he gets there, he should not have a single red cent, nor access to a single red cent.

The arrogance of this man is beyond anything I've ever seen, even Karl Rove's. I hope to God that whatever funds he is using for this consultant are swiftly identified and confiscated.

Bah. They crucify one offender while the real banker thieves get bailed out for a much bigger fraud.

And you imbeciles think justice has been done.

Mission accomplished.

I say we pay off the consultant to recomend a rotting hell hole.

www.tutztutz.com

Any one of those sounds good.

Oh and Shawn, no we need to send the lot of them to the same place, he is just the one we can get our hands on. For now.

This consultant may have conned the con man. Convicts don't get to choose the prison they go to.

hung upside-down by his ankles and his victims should file past and flog his sorry ass, or balls, or whatever they fancy;

#6 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-07-04 08:01 PM | Reply

Now we know how Zat spent his holiday

Madoff will soon be Released!!!

Truth is Madoff will be released after a few weeks or months in a cozy jail! The reasons for his release will be either medical:"he's become para or quadraplegic or he's now in a coma...and so we had to release him..." or else it will be announced tha Madoff has "died" in prison from a heart attack or a stroke - after being thus sprung,the still very alive Madoff will spend the rest of his days in comfortable seclusion in Israel or Paraguay etc. - Watch For It!!!

Stick Madoff in the general population. Why should he get any kind of special treatment given the magnitude of his crimes.



Don't worry about 'ol Madoff.

A year from now, he'll have everyone's money, and
he'll be runnin' the place.


Oh and Shawn, no we need to send the lot of them to the same place, he is just the one we can get our hands on. For now.

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bullcrap. He's a show, and nothing more.

Racketeering charges should lead to the confiscation of all property. Why does Madoff, or his wife have a penny to spent on lawyers or consultants? There is no reason to send him a country club like Haldeman and Erlichman enjoyed.

Madoff got this sentence because he ripped off some big wigs, and they are mad they got shammed--it was a reality check for them, and they don't like being portrayed as normal poeple. For example, Speilberg. On the other hand, I think all "white-collar" criminals should serve their time in the meat grinders. That way, they get no special treatment. Madoff isn't the only perpetrator, but he's the scapegoat.

"with murderers, rapists, drug-dealers, white supremacist gangs with a hatred of Jews"

you mean liberals?


Here was the advice he gave him;

1) Lord loves a working man.

2) Don't trust whitey.

3) Ky jelly works well as a general use lubricant but Astor-glide is nice for special occasions.

4) Don't drop the soap.

If you push enough bad checks, they throw you in a federal prison with the General population. Why not Madoff?

They left his wife with a nice little nestegg of something like 2 million. she should have been left with 0 just like his clients.

"bullcrap. He's a show, and nothing more."

I know you're trying to sound "deep" but Madoff is a criminal and does deserve to rot in jail.

There are others out there being rewarded for their crimes/failures but that doesn't make Madoff any less of a piece of a shit.

bah. And you are an imbecile for thinking that he matters. He's nothing more than a sacrificial lamb. Guilty... probably. So what? Business as usual. You do jack all diddly squat shit as the real thieves ride away.

Sop.

Bernie, when you get to prison just kick somebodies ass or become somebodies bitch.

There are others out there being rewarded for their crimes/failures but that doesn't make Madoff any less of a piece of a shit.


#28 | Posted by sully at 2009-07-05 03:15 PM |

What you just said.

Sincerely,

Ken "Yes, I am dead, dammit!" Lay.

With a sentence of more than ten years, Bernie will not be assigned to a "country club" prison, so he's plumb out of luck as he won't be housed with fellow con men.

I don't think there are conjugal visits in the federal lock-up, so Bernie if he has any "urges" remaining is plumb out of luck there too.

Maybe his consultant will get a court order enabling him to be supplied with P-K Jelly, and instruct Bernie on how to make and keep friends.

It couldn't hapen to a more deserving guy.

"And you are an imbecile for thinking that he matters. He's nothing more than a sacrificial lamb. Guilty... probably. So what? Business as usual. You do jack all diddly squat shit as the real thieves ride away."

Ha. You're such a "radical", man. Everyone's an apathetic imbecile except you.... even though you don't do "jack all diddly squat shit" except call other people names.... LOL. If you're over 15 years old and spewing that crap, then you aren't the brightest bulb on the string, that's for sure...

And how is Madoff both "probably guilty" and a "sacrificial lamb"?


you are too stupid to answer.

30-love, Shawn, and it's Sully's serve. I think he's discovered you have no backhand.

re: Madoff...I believe there are a small, uber-connected group of people that suspected what skulduggery ol' Bernie was up to years before it came to light, but were too frightened of the FTC turning their Sauron-esque eye on their trades if they blew any whistles. And I don't believe Madoff was an lone-gunman aberration...his hubris made him sloppy and he simply got caught. It's all a house of cards built by card sharks.

Bernie embodies Republican ideals. So why are Bush, Cheney, Rummy and Ashy out and Bernie in? herm

2 obvious questions: How can he afford the consultant? And why does he get to choose his prison?


2 obvious questions: How can he afford the consultant? And why does he get to choose his prison?

#37 | Posted by JOE at 2009-07-06 09:24 AM |


The Forrest Gump of "lawyers" checks in.

And i think that dutch is just another assclown who thinks that madoff matters.

Oh, that's okay shawn. You're just another assclown who thinks that your opinion matters.

Ah projection. Sad...

That's one pathetic retort, Shawn, even for a nose picker like you.

The barstool is strong with this one.

Blow off windbag.

No one gives a shit.

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