Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, July 04, 2009

RALEIGH Public utility officials have solved the mystery behind a purported "sewer creature" seen in an online video taken under Cameron Village in Raleigh. The video shows a sewer camera inspecting a pipe under Cameron Village on April 27. The camera stops to focus on several pulsing sacs clinging to the crevices in the pipe.

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This thing looks like it ate its way out of Michael Jackson's chest.

found Jackson's Victory LP in mint condition the other nite for freeeee...

but it's only worth $50 or so:>(

"The camera stops to focus on several pulsing sacs clinging to the crevices in the pipe."

No telling where Vermin will show up.

That was in Cameron Village? Biological warfare from UNC.

Sanford's other girlfriend?

Interesting. My father bred living tubifex in the garage refrigerator for our aquariums. The manner in which you collect them at feeding time is slightly unnerving - you feel hundreds of individual worms brush gently as you grasp within their mass, and what better way to trigger xenophobia than to exacerbate any existing paranoia. The more alarming part is that you dip your naked fingers into cold water, then down into the perceptibly moving mass, transparent as the balling worms retract from your heat and taste. It doesn't really help to remind yourself that these are entirely harmless animals and probably a good source of disgusting protein. It will never again help because I've only recently gotten over the ancient Korean silkworm snack food industry's existence, let alone entire possible culinary adventures inducing second-servings of maggot souffle or wolf spider casserole. The effort we had to go through to keep their water oxygenated at intervals was obviously something they regulate in the wild by forming a stiff colony sac seen in the video. It's perhaps one of the most disgusting things I've ever thought about sticking my hand into, next to Vernon, of course. (Btw, thanks for the adobo recipe - delicious cold sandwiched). I imagine that the sac is composed of their own dead colonists and the permeability may effect oxygenation, reproduction rates and timing. They do not like light. Refrigerated life is a strange thing..

"Interesting. My father bred living tubifex in the garage refrigerator for our aquariums. The manner in which you collect them at feeding time is slightly unnerving - you feel hundreds of individual worms brush gently as you grasp within their mass, and what better way to trigger xenophobia than to exacerbate any existing paranoia. The more alarming part is that you dip your naked fingers into cold water, then down into the perceptibly moving mass, transparent as the balling worms retract from your heat and taste."

Cut! Now recite the same lines with the naked broad on the motel balcony instead of the bed. How much film we got left?

Yuck....worms! My husband has to bait my hook when we fish, I can't stand touching a worm.

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