"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"

(Saturday Night Live fans will get it.)

Minnesota citizens LOVE that joke. It's that can do attitude that will get stuff done in the land of lakes.

"List of the people who ought to be killed...Starting with these people who read self help bookswhy do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What's the fucking mystery?!

And the part I really don't understand, if you're looking for self help, why would you read a book, written by somebody else?! That's not self help, that's help!

There's no such a thing as self helpif you did it yourself, you didn't need help. You did it yourself!"

George Carlin

Step one: "Hey, this stuff is bullshit."

My favorites are the "visualization" nuts. If I visualize something believing it will be, it will happen. If that were true, no woman would be safe.

Visualize whirled peas.

Self improvement is masturbation.

"Self improvement is masturbation."

But you don't come.

I thought that was Catholic masturbation.