Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, July 02, 2009

Crystal Defanti, a fifth grade teacher at Isabelle Jackson Elementary in Elk Grove, Calif., accidentally sent home with students a DVD of classroom memories that included a personal sex tape. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'" one parent said. Part of the video was shown with obscured nudity on a local news station.

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It then cuts to... SEX!

I really hate news people... everything is just so scandalous. Not saying that this isn't scandalous... but do they have to be so smug about it.


Son; 'Dad, is that ms defanti'?

Dad; 'WTF. Well. let me see here...hmmmmm...oh that was nice....who would have thought she was so flexible...

Son; 'Dad'?

Dad; 'Son, I need to keep this..for evidence. Don't tell your mom...now go mow the yard'.

Son; 'it's dark out'!

Dad; 'well then go get me a paper from the store'.

San; 'Can I drive your car'?

Dad; 'You're only 11 yrs old...oh, what the hell...go ahead'.

Wow. All of the sudden, instead of your 5th grade field trip on the DVD screen, there is your 5th grade teacher "pleasuring herself" as she lay nekked on the couch. Like the one father said, he was up until midnight explaining the birds and the bees. Talk about an "oops" moment.

Damn Aflac, I know you've been unstable since the election, but this is going too far.

Take off the trenchcoat, quit slipping porn to kids, and get yourself some professional help got god's sake.

That is fucking hilarious.

Even if she doesn't lose her job, I'd be surprised if she stayed there.

while i had to see the news on this, i think we've all gone crazy. ya, she fucked up. but putting it on the news? who was the dipshit that thought that would do anyone any good? now, she'll be traumatized for life and have to leave that school. it seems like an honest mistake. discipline her yes - ruin her no.

She looked like she was having a good time.

This is the type of thing that just does not seem like it could happen on accident. She's either an exhibitionist or literally retarded.

she appears to be on facebook if anyone is interested in making her acquaintance

That little fucker had a pound of gold in his hands.

Easily found... easily lost.

Oh well.


rwd

And no one has put this on you tube yet? Damn what is happening to the internet these days people are getting slack.

I never had any teachers that I wanted to see that way.

i did. and if i knew some teachers were screwing their students, i'd have made a pass at her. ;)



QA People....QA!!!

It's all about Quality Assurance! Something this teacher never took the time to do after creating it.

Also, what's with the parent saying that "it's unfair...."!?!? What exactly is unfair?

Expect these people to suddenly decide to sue on behalf of their 'traumatized kids'.

I never had any teachers that I wanted to see that way.

#12 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-07-02 10:46 PM

i did. and if i knew some teachers were screwing their students, i'd have made a pass at her. ;)

#13 | Posted by edb at 2009-07-02 10:57 PM

There was a substitute teacher at our school that had all the boys fantasizing about her. This was back in the hair metal days-- hot looking blond with the trashy groupie look who always wore a miniskirt to school. A few years after graduation I started a new job only to find one of my classmates (drummer for the school jazz band) worked there. Guess who his girlfriend of about 5 years was.... you guessed it. A tape like this of her would have been priceless.

if your going to teach third graders about the homo lifestyle whats wrong with teaching a little self awareness?

Linus finally gets to see Miss Othmar!

This is the type of thing that just does not seem like it could happen on accident. She's either an exhibitionist or literally retarded.
#8 | Posted by joe

She could've been drunk or otherwise affected when she put the DVD away.

Or retarded I guess.

She could've been drunk or otherwise affected when she put the DVD away.

She could have grabbed the wrong video file when using software to create the DVD.

This is reason number 580 not to videotape your lovemaking.

I never had any teachers that I wanted to see that way.

#12 | Posted by Sniper


I had a couple and my kid had one that was a goddess unfortunately she was too picky and went the in vitro route in her mid 30's. A lot of dads at the school would've been happy to save her the trouble.

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