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Thursday, July 02, 2009

Sec. Bites Off Penis-Take A Member Miss Chan-Oops Thats Memo

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while performing oral sex on him in the back of a car.

Posted by skizziks at 03:20 PM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

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Honey I was not cheating on you my dick simply fell into her mouth just before the crash. Oh come on sweetie you believed Bill Clinton...

Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-07-02 03:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

ouch.

wait, this is right out of The World According to Garp, isn't it?

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-07-02 03:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

According to reports from Sin Chew Daily ...

No way. Sin Chew Daily?

Posted by rcade at 2009-07-02 06:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

2 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine

Should be The World According To Gulp.

Posted by Prolix247 at 2009-07-02 06:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

The woman apparently recovered the severed penis, and followed her boss to hospital so that he could have the member re-attached.

One situation where not swallowing saved the day.

Posted by cookfish at 2009-07-02 08:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

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