A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her boss while performing oral sex on him in the back of a car.
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Honey I was not cheating on you my dick simply fell into her mouth just before the crash. Oh come on sweetie you believed Bill Clinton...
Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-07-02 03:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
ouch.
wait, this is right out of The World According to Garp, isn't it?
Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-07-02 03:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
According to reports from Sin Chew Daily ...
No way. Sin Chew Daily?
Posted by rcade at 2009-07-02 06:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
2 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine
Should be The World According To Gulp.
Posted by Prolix247 at 2009-07-02 06:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
The woman apparently recovered the severed penis, and followed her boss to hospital so that he could have the member re-attached.
One situation where not swallowing saved the day.
Posted by cookfish at 2009-07-02 08:29 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
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