Man uses nail clippers to circumcise himself in DIY disaster

Its a pitty when one is made to feel such a level of shame about their body that they must mutilate themselves in a manner such as this. That goes for "cosmetic" or as I call it, Narcisistic, Plastic Surgery

Posted by GotTruth at 2009-07-02 02:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

What will this dickhead do if he decides to be clean shaven south of the border, use a bic lighter and a can of hair spray, hopefully he cut his own cord to stop the little swimmers from reproducing...

Posted by ATaxpayer at 2009-07-02 02:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

This guy is no dickweed.

Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-07-02 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

He should have given himself a vasectomy.
Then he wouldn't be able to pass on that moron gene.

Posted by JeffnDenmark at 2009-07-02 04:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

He should have given himself a vasectomy.
Then he wouldn't be able to pass on that moron gene.

You could take a little of your own advice. I pray it's not too late.

Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-07-02 05:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

At what point does someone think "Hey, this is a good idea"?

Posted by chickenrancher at 2009-07-02 09:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph.

Just so you know.

Posted by Phoenix at 2009-07-02 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

He should have gotten married to a peroxide if he wanted it cut off. Slower and more painful than nailclippers? Yes, but he would be allowed to stay drunk.

Posted by Diablo at 2009-07-03 12:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

At least god is happy with him now.

Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-07-04 07:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

#11 | Posted by JeffnDenmark at 2009-07-02 04:34 PM

He should have given himself a vasectomy.
Then he wouldn't be able to pass on that moron gene.

This statement is an insult to morons everywhere.

Posted by Johnson at 2009-07-04 08:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

"This statement is an insult to morons everywhere."

#17 | Posted by Johnson

Apparently, johnson is insulted.

Posted by truthsetyoufree at 2009-07-04 09:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Of course, I'm insulted Truth. I stand foursquare for justice and respect for everyone. I'm an activist in the legions motivated by empathy and compassion, and a need to show kindness and respect for everyone regardless of his condition.

Posted by Johnson at 2009-07-04 10:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

I stand foursquare for justice and respect for everyone. I'm an activist in the legions motivated by empathy and compassion, and a need to show kindness and respect for everyone regardless of his condition.

#19 | Posted by Johnson

Don't worry buddy I felt that way once too but I got over it quick enough after some serious self-medication.

Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-07-04 10:40 PM | Reply | Flag: