This guy is a real jerk. Good example of political and personal suicide. Who said you can't kill two birds with one stone.

Good lord, dude. Go be with her already! You don't want your wife! You don't want your job!

This is like those TV shows where the couple should get together but it takes them forever to make it happen, and by the time it does you're sick of them already. They're like Sam and Diane on Cheers.

I will be able to die knowing that I had met my soul mate," South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford

I agree with what Murphy said yesterday -- when is this guy ever going to shut up talking about his lover and his other affairs!

What a clown!

Every time he opens his mouth he digs a bigger hole for himself.

#2

Exactly. Or maybe he values the sanctity of his marriage too much to go be with her?

Clearly, it's all part of god's plan.

This is like those TV shows where the couple should get together... -- #2 | Posted by rcade

What was that old Alan Alda/Ellen Burstyn flick... Same Time Next Year? Couple meets once/year for decades to cheat on their partners?

maybe he values the sanctity of his marriage too much to go be with her? -- #4 | Posted by Scrumplet

...or maybe he's thinking it's only right to wait until the next Father's Day weekend rolls around.

I agree with what Murphy said yesterday -- when is this guy ever going to shut up talking about his lover and his other affairs!

I expect he's negotiating with Dr. Phil and Oprah as well blog.
Probably do a book and maybe a made for TV on FOX....

After he keeps talking about her for day after day to the utter destruction of his political career and personal life, I'm thinking to myself, just how hot is this Argentinean hoochie mama?

I suspect she is one fine piece of tang. I was with a woman I met a Mexican whore bar and I have to admit she was my soul mate.

I suspect she is one fine piece of tang. I was with a woman I met a Mexican whore bar and I have to admit she was my soul mate.

Posted by jackass at 2009-07-01 10:16 PM

I didn't know you could have 15 minute soul mates.

Hey now it was 30 mins. I could tell by the look in her eyes it was love on her end too. Especially with 20 dollar tip. Usually I only give 10 but love has no price.

I didn't know you could have 15 minute soul mates.

15 minutes is the minimum charge. He's actually done before she gets the second clasp of the bra unhooked.

usually, he closes the door throws the money on the bed then opens the door and walks out with that satisfied glow.

This guy is so self-centered it's a wonder anyone around him gets a word in edgewise.

Speaking of edgewise, I've got fifty bucks that says his wife knifes him in his sleep, right after he starts moaning "Maria, Maria".

Most Repubs would probably be willing to give the guy a pass on the affair. But with all this squishy metrosexual do-you-feel-the-love stuff, it just makes him look like a p&ssy.

According to the oft-spouted comment from other 'un-named threads', the Left must really be afraid of Mark Sanford.

See how ridiculous that sounds?

for this eek

sionara kids

I'd give him a pass if he hadn't used state funds for his booty call. The squishy metrosexual stuff doesn't affect me, except for the part where he said "I'm going to try to work things out with my wife."

Staring off into space, whispering her name and pitching a tent in cabinet meetings where you're day dreaming about her is not how to work things out with your wife.

Perhaps just go ahead and get the separation, move to Argentina, give up a huge chunk of money and such and see just how much you really love this chick.

If things don't go well, maybe you could stay in Argentina and be the old fart American ex-pat with a mysterious past.

Who sez this chick reciprocates? She is no doubt well aware of what an utter douche bag he is by now. There is only one thing worse than a philandering democrat-and that is a philandering republican. Ill bet at this very moment she is cursing the day she actually took him seriously.

aww, the little head met his soulmate, how precious!

I think he needs to meet Sarah Palin immediately and discuss returning federal money while comparing their souls.

Soul mate is never the samde thing as wife. I understand Sanford completely. And none of it has anything to do with his job.

FWTHOM does that mean you are cheating on your wife too?

This guy is a scumbag and needs to be hanged from his nut sack!

The marriage and career are already FUBAR. He might as well go be with the "soul mate", if she'll have him with no money.

Soul mate is never the samde thing as wife. -- #21 | Posted by fwthom

You're missing out, buddy. It may be rare, but I have some friends who really are that happily married. One is a former co-worker, and I got in the habit of asking him how his wife was just because I loved seeing the glow he got while telling me what they were up to, the latest crazy thing his kids did, etc. -- and they've been together close to 20 years. We don't live in the same city anymore, but I used to love hanging with them just to watch how great they were together. Really restores your faith.

1 Corinthians 6:16

I predict this is going to get much uglier.

Soul mate is never the samde thing as wife.

My wife is my soul mate. I feel sorry for Sanford that he was constantly chasing after other women instead of making his relationship work with the woman who bore him children, helped him succeed in business and helped him rise to the governorship of a state.

My wife and I believe that anybody else we could find would ultimately be just as irritating as our current spouse.

I live by a truck stop and I think I might see if my new soul mate is working there this weekend.

The Governor has melted down and requires institutionalization. He's had a psychotic break and is dysfunctional. His deportment is such that he is so deluded and irrational that he is more to be pitied than scorned. He needs to be quieted and stop embarrassing himself and other associated with him. His conquest reports mirror the fantasies voiced in a junior high school locker room. In his case theyb were probably acted out. Why is he doing so much reporting of them? How does he think it will depict him? Maybe he's trying to resolve the conflict between his actions and his residual conscience?

Who knows? What is apparent however, is that this poor soul should be under protection on the funny farm. My wife had friends, two shrinks of European origin. The man had been the head of the North or South Carolina mental institution, but who had resigned in despair over the lack of resources. It would be ironic ... Nah. The Governor will probably go to a private lockup.

The woman was a renowned child psychiatrist, and my ex-brother-in-law was salivating at the prospect of meeting her, anticipating profound statements as she had wanted to see our newborn baby. He was disappointed when she shucked the infant girl under the chin and said, "Vot a cute baby."

Oh well ...

My wife is my soul mate... My wife and I believe that anybody else we could find would ultimately be just as irritating as our current spouse. -- #27 | Posted by rcade

Makes sense to me. I've always worked under the assumption that if you didn't like being irritated, you wouldn't provide the DR.

His conquest reports mirror the fantasies voiced in a junior high school locker room.

And Abu Ghraib was just a few guys from that locker room blowing off steam.

How come the "Defense of Marriage Act" does not cover assholes like this?

Soul mate is never the samde thing as wife. I understand Sanford completely. And none of it has anything to do with his job.

#21 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-07-01 11:21 PM | Reply | Flag: What a sad life.

I complete understand why you hate so much now.

You have my pity.

Isn't pity just liberal hippy bullcrap? Goatman and I have a bet.

It's Obama's fault Sanford met his soulmate!

Sincerely,
Flush Limpblob

Goatman and I have a bet.

On what?

Hang tough Gov. Womanizer!

The longer you stay in office the longer you remain the Gift that KEEPS ON GIVING to the Democratic Party!!

The longer you stay in office the longer you remain the Gift that KEEPS ON GIVING to the Democratic Party!!

#37 | Posted by Monstman

LIKE CLINTON DID THE REPUBS YA MEAN?

dump this loser and take him for all he's worth.

so does anyone else get the idea that even though sanford calls her his soul mate that if he was somewhere and some good looking bit tited bitch walked by and he might have a NEW soul mate for that night..
OOPS soRRY.....that was me I was talking about

what a loser. He found his soul mate till he finds someone who scratches his itch and is just a little hotter. maybe someday he'll realize world doesn't revolve around him. i think his true soulmate is john edwards.

.....that was me I was talking about

#40 | Posted by afkabl2

Are there alot of bit tited gals in Texas?

What is it going to take to shut this ass hole up? He just won't quit.

Are there alot of bit tited gals in Texas?

#42 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-07

oh hell yes...
problem with most of them is that the part that comes with the big tits....well some of them anyway...

What is it going to take to shut this ass hole up? He just won't quit.

#43 | Posted by Sniper at 2009-07-02

Me or sanford??? LOL

he seems to be going off the deep end isnt he?
hey maybe the poon in argentinia IS that good

HOLY baTMAN...if only I could go off THAT deep end

The guy sounds like he's taken a triple backflip off the loony diving board. Another rtard bites the dust, not so gracefully.

This guy needs to decide what the hell he wants... or his wife needs to decide for him.

... I'm thinking to myself, just how hot is this Argentinean hoochie mama?

#8 | Posted by rcade

Yeah WTF? If he really loves here that much freakin GO!

And I am thinking to myself ...can't wait to see those "two glorious parts of her she holds in the moonlight". Where are the pics? hmmm but don't tell MY soul mate I wanna see the pics!....heh.

"I will be able to die knowing that I had met my soul mate,"

----Translation----

"She takes it in the ass"

#49 Furio: or "She straps it on and he takes it in the ass"

I told you he was trying to run away for good.

She just shot him down.

I hear his Lover came out and said she was not IN love with him.

The truth isn't out all the way.

Sanford went down there to run away and hide. He just got his ass kicked on the national stage having the Stimulus shoved up his ass and his wife had thrown him out of the house.

He thought that he could leave and be with his New Love and start a new life in Argentina.

He got down there and She said, "Say What?!?!?!?"

Kicked out by his wife, not wanted by his lover, he had nowhere else to go but back to work a beaten man.

Posted by Manypaths at 2009-06-30 12:55 PM |

And THAT is the rest of the story!