Or maybe JeffinDenmark out for a bit of a flyabout in his lawn chair.

We search the universe for anything that would indicate alien life and only seem to 'discover' it 1000 feet off the ground.

I saw a helluva lot more dramatic one than that photo back in the 70's while camping, but I am sure it was a projected image rather than anything real because it made no sonic boom when it would zip around like a blink. That was at a lake near a military testing place and I truly believe these are just their toys at play.
Also, if we had craft that could do the things attributed to these UFO's, we would not need foot soldiers anymore. Again, it indicates they are illusions rather than actual craft or we would be using them.
As to alien visitors, c'mon. Why do humans always need a weird story?

Yup! definitely a UFO. At least until someone identifies it.

.. As exciting as the pictures are, however, experts warn that it is too soon to say for certain that the metallic blob is definitely extraterrestrial in origin, as investigations have not yet ruled out the possibility that it was in fact a child's lost helium balloon.

Why an advanced alien race would want to travel countless light years across the ink-black vacuum of space just to float above Edgware for a couple of minutes and wander off again has not been explained. ..

Uh, and how many have been identified "for certain"? So, waiting on some magical, blind intelligence to blanket statement "Non-electro-gravitic" object. My mother hates toile, and I believe the micro-vignette pattern should be renamed twee for the foux-bordellic fractal ambiance combining hunting themes and manicured Greek orgy gardens in London. The British countryside is riddled with dwellings adorned in toile. Just something to consider.

Doesn't that spacecraft have the same characteristics as the one in BBob's backyard? Now that I've been alerted, I'm going to put on my Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil cone and await a message. No matter what other manufacturers tell you, Reynolds Wrap is best at receiving signals.

I think a half-full Iron City Beer can in your hand is the best for receiving alien messages, Johnson.

Johnson, you boob...tin foil chappeaus are for keeping the signals out.

The anal probing will continue until moral improves.

I think a half-full Iron City Beer can in your hand is the best for receiving alien messages, Johnson.

#7 | Posted by Diablo

And when the beer can is empty you can pound it flat and make an aluminium foil hat.

I say he can just pound it.