All this for a child molester. What a crazy world we live in.

MJ touched lots of lives...if he didn't touch them through music, he just touched them.

Beyond the pale...

I just read the EPA has declared that since his body contains so much plastic he'll be cremated and turned into Legos so that children can play with HIM for a change.

MJ touched lots of lives...if he didn't touch them through music, he just touched them.

I think he was the spoksman for AT&T back when they were doing their "Reach out and touch someone" ad campaign.

Goat,
He is also credited for "Let Your Fingers Do the Walking."

I don't understand popular culture too well either. But, I am really tired of the coverage on this. The funniest thing, in my opinion, is Jackson and Sharpton wetting themselves to see who is the top minister for the Jackson family.

I was in a restaurant bar last night eating dinner.. and some talking head show was on TV about Jackson. Finally some guy said, "will you please change that channel?" and the place erupted in cheers.

Beyond the pale...

#3 | Posted by wisgod

And during the autopsy,
As the pathologist told his tale,
That his face at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.

Procol Harum
Ode to Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson hated black people more than I do.

I wonder if God let his Son go down on him yet.

Everyone, join in:

Well you're alive
I was once too
Better watch what you take
Or this could happen to you
Your body's a temple
Better treat it right
Or you will die
Like I did the other night
Code red
Code red
Get a crash cart, alright

(bridge)
If you think I'm out with Elvis
Then you just don't have a clue
There is only one thing
That I can promise you

(chorus)
You see I'm dead
I'm dead
You know it (really, really dead)
I said I'm dead
I'm dead
You know it (really, really dead)
You know
Don't call me lively, living or alive
Cause I'll telly you once again
I'm Dead

I want to be dead
In bed please kill me
'Cause that would thrill me

zappa

I want to be dead
In bed please kill me
'Cause that would thrill me

zappa

Wish granted Frank!

Wish granted Frank!

FZ hated MJ and all pop. I wish he was alive to know that MJ died in his bed. He would be thrilled himself

I just remembered: The name of that zappa song is "Trying to grow me a chin". That manchild was probably trying to do the same. LOL

Ha ha Los Olivos. You thought "Sideways" was bad.

Have you seen the Zappa Plays Zappa line up yet Goat?

If you are a Zappa fan, you will be blown away. It is an amazing presentation of his work. A must see for anyone that got deeper than Joe's Garage.

A Zappa tune regarding MJ's fans comes to mind...Broken Hearts are for Assholes.

"Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.'' (FZ)

Zappa's song about MJ. I love this one:

Why don't you like me?

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Am I really that bad?
HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD

"I think you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!"
"Make me a sandwich."
"Moving to Venice."
"I'll be black."
(Jack! What?)
"Still white, Jim . . . "

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I AM my sister . . .
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

"I thought he looked good - what happened to you?"
"Please read this pamphlet."
"I'm so BAD!"

You take the monkey, I'll take the llama,
We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi -
Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael -
I'm so confused now -
Who is Diana?

He's oxygenated
His nose is deflated
And he thinks he looks good to you
He thinks he looks good to you

Ike: Oh, I'm sorry . . .
FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .

Billy Jean is not Mr. Bob
Arnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
Billy Jean isn't Arnold Silvestri
Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .
Billy Jean is not Kirkpatrick
Lando Calrissian . . .

Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Box o' turds

FZ: That's right, a box o' turds!