I guess if you can't get Billy Mays, jail bait is the next logical step.

God knows they couldn't rely on sane, rational discussion.

I don't think the ads are selling sex with teens. I think they're trying to appeal to young people, particularly young girls. The last one's use of "truth" at the end cracked me up. Those guys are utterly shameless.

Shameless doesn't begin to cover it! Scienscumology sets new stardards in ultra shamless activity.

Makes one wonder WHAT could shock these people. Probably being told they would loose their tax exempt 501 c 3 status!

Wow. I think they're on to something. NO ONE else has EVER used sex or young women to sell anything. NO ONE.

If they are actually offering the girls for real sex I might have to pretend to be interested for a while...

...otherwise they selling the same bullshit as any other church they just wrapped it in a tight young vagina...

Mark Sanford just announced today that he's becoming a Scientologist.

Mark Sanford just announced today that he's becoming a Scientologist.

#6 | Posted by rcade

Does that mean another week of TMI press releases?

Is it appropriate for Scientology to use sexuality and teenage girls (or at least teenage-looking girls) to market their religion?
?

Pedobear has been hired to improve $cIenToL0gY's mimage?

XENU BE PRAISED!

Scientology has got to be the coolest of all organized religions. It's fairy tales are so much more interesting than the fairy tales of the other big religions.

If they are actually offering the [TEENAGE] girls for real sex I might have to pretend to be interested for a while...

#5 | Posted by richardspirit at 2009-07-01 10:41 AM | Reply | Flag: PEDO

Scientology in general? /rofl
Now they're doing... what? /dies laughing

/make sure no one steals my whiskey at the wake
//and if they do, break the bastard's arm

If I had never heard of Scientology, and I was watching a movie about the near future like Robocop or Minority Report, these ads would be perfect for scaring people about a new religion that was sweeping through the populace. They're so empty and yet persuasive that they creep me out.

In two thousand years, it's going to be extremely difficult to make some people believe that Scientology is just a bunch of stuff people made up.

In two thousand years, it's going to be extremely difficult to make some people believe that Scientology is just a bunch of stuff people made up.

#13 | Posted by rcade at 2009-07-01 01:19 PM

Reminds me of this death cult I have heard of that worships a God that raped this woman 2000 years ago who then had a godchild who was then crucified and rose from the dead and then rode this cloud up into the sky after promising everyone who would believe him that they could live forever!

Xenu can blow me.

I'm holding out for Xena personally.

"Xenu can blow me."

#15 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2009-07-01 01:49 PM

Scientology is the new Mormon's. Something some guy totally made up, is easily proven fraudulent and in another 50 years will be a 'main stream' religion.

I hope that in 50 years we'll have smartened up some, but I doubt it.

#17 | Posted by Zatoichi

too slow chicken marango

"too slow chicken marango"

Posted by kanrei

But great minds do think alike and I posted a PICTURE.

I'm with Zat on this, Kanrei. The picture was necessary to complete the dream.

Notice my silence. I will never say anything about someone posting a picture of Xena.

She's good with a katana, too.

"In two thousand years, it's going to be extremely difficult to make some people believe that Scientology is just a bunch of stuff people made up."

Only Scientologists. The rest of the world will still think they are idiots.

mmm

lucy lawless.

Hmmmm ... not too sure..

I think Scientology is more or less for idiots, but I don't see the shameless use of sex in these ads as charged. And to compare it to the COG's overt and literal use of sexual activity to attract young men into the cult is over the top.

I think this is much ado about nothing. So they use attractive girls? Should they have used ugly ones?

Damn girls! Xena was a Lesbian for christ's sake!

"was a Lesbian"

So?

Yeah not sure what her being a lesbian has to do with anything. It's not like I would have had a chance with her either way.

I promise you most chicks would not care if Brad Pitt were gay.

Reminds me of this death cult...

#14 | Posted by donnerboy

Death Cult? Whoa boy, slow down there before the spittle gets outta control...