Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Monday, June 29, 2009

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles. Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high." -- Lara Giddings, Tasmania attorney general

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Just kidding about the Denmark part.

They're actually wallabies from Tasmania!

Sorry to disappoint the JeffnDenmarkss of the world, but the truth is, in this case, arguably stranger than fiction.

I, for one, will take stoned wallabies over chemtrail-huffing extraterrestrials any day...

It's stoned Wallabies flyin' those UFO's?
Who'da thunk it?

No wonder they act soooo strange.

1. No pics of Wallabie CC?

2. No video of opium crazed Wallabies running amok?

This story is sorely lacking in detail and depth.

we need a crack team of bloggers, researchers, drinkers, smokers, and the mentally ill to blow the lid off this.

Luckily , we here at the DR are just the guys to do it!!!

From another article on the same subject, an image of a wallaby in the middle of an opium poppy field:

Looks like he's nodding off...

Dude.

I want to party with the Wallabies.

So unlike most dragon chasers...our hop headed little friends(pun intended in all directions)don't check a nodd,but go tare assing around fields stomping down crops in neat patterns.....hummmmmm

Un-fucking-believable. Zero honest comparison with crop circles phenomena. Way to go, limey bastards.

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