Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Sunday, June 28, 2009

Passengers on a new cruise along the coast of Somalia are paying to catch more than just salmonella.

A Russian luxury yacht company is now offering pirate-hunting trips that promise the chance to be attacked by real sea bandits. The yachts cruise from Djibouti to Mombasa in Kenya at deliberately low speeds in the hopes of attracting pirates.

Passengers pay $5,000 for the trip, and an extra $17.50 a day for an AK-47 and 100 rounds of ammo. The price includes free origami towels in the rooms. Former Special Forces troops are on board to make sure none of the cruise passengers are injured.

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Russian luxury yacht company is now offering pirate-hunting trips
just wondering . . . can ya keep your catch for trophy?

or is it "catch & release" with a quick kiss & snapshot??

This is excellent. Sign me up.

Free market ingenuity at work.


And why only 100 rounds of ammo?

That's awesome. Once they kill all the money-grubbing thieves in the Indian Ocean, we should send the ship up the Potomac.


Once they kill all the money-grubbing thieves in the Indian Ocean, we should send the ship up the Potomac.

#4 | Posted by rightisright

Dead balls acurate...

Fucking Brilliant!


That's awesome. Once they kill all the money-grubbing thieves in the Indian Ocean, we should send the ship up the Potomac.

#4 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-06-29 10:28 AM


You lost. Let it go.

Yo ho ho motherfuckers!

This is sweet!

Sounds like coke infused "say hello to my little freyn" Scarface fantasy for the bored and wealthy..... even in a hail of AK fire, you'd think if even one pirate could snag off a RPG shot at a trawling yacht.... that'd get awkward pretty soon.

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