Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, June 27, 2009

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The funnier ad is the one where the woman throws up in front of her children and says "I'll be god-damned if that little slut in the steno pool can steal MY husband!"

A hundred years from now, these Save-The-Planet-From-Global-
Warming ads will look just as silly.

A hundred years from now, these Save-The-Planet-From-Global-
Warming ads will look just as silly.

Yeah, we'll be laughing at them from beachfront property in Georgia.

Yeah, we'll be laughing at them from beachfront property in Georgia.

Savannah?

Saint Simon's Island, maybe.

I love it when people come up and ask me for advice on weight loss. I'd say about 2 out of 10 listen, the other 8 are waiting for me to tell them how to do a magic trick that will make 10 years of terrible choices disappear over night. I'll be laying it out for them and I can tell by the look on their face thatthey are waiting for abreak in my words so they can say:

"Yeah, but what about hydroxycut? I heard that stuff works"

The last thing they want to hear is the truth.

"Yeah, but what about hydroxycut? I heard that stuff works"

If you ever listen closely to the ads for these weight loss pills they all say the same thing: "Our product, with the proper diet and exercise will guarantee weight loss"

Hell, you could take an aspirin with the proper diet and exercise lose weight!

If you ever listen closely to the ads for these weight loss pills they all say the same thing: "Our product, with the proper diet and exercise will guarantee weight loss"

#7 | Posted by goatman

They also all have a little disclaimer in the ad "Results not typical - your may vary"

*yours

#7 | Posted by goatman at

When I was in college I worked at a trendy little record store close to campus, we sold this stuff called "herbal extasty." It was like like 40 beans for 6 pills, you were supposed to take all of them. A lot of people who came in there asked me if it was any good, I'd always tell them the same thing:

Yeah man, you've gotta take em slow though, drink a 6 pack while you're taking them. When you're done wait 20 minutes and then smoke a joint, you'll be ripped!

Every now and then they would see through the BS and pass, most of the time though. . . .

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