Blowburgers. What's next?

I admit that would get me to ignore McDonald's better fries and goto BK.

I like this line...

"Gawker notes that the "only thing this ad is missing is the disclaimer that you'll actually get fewer blowjobs if you eat these sandwiches, but perhaps that's the 'genius' of advertising that we simpletons on the outside just don't get.""

Also if the chick in the ad is going to be putting her mouth I'm pretty sure she'll be using her teeth, teeth and blowjobs don't mix well.

Is there an employee discount?

-Starvis

The article linked to in that article is hysterical.

"They got two "blows" in there. Nice. The sandwich (by itself an obscenity), slathered in unnaturally ultra-white mayonnaise, is floating in the air directly across from the disturbingly pale profile of a young, gape-mouthed woman who looks frightened to death of the manly meat. Sexy"

Blonds think long and hard refers to 4th Grade.

...women giving blow jobs is degrading? Who knew! I admire a woman who gives a good BJ. I think a woman who gives a blow job should be rewarded. Maybe with a nice protein drink or something...

Monica Lewinsky will be advertising the new "BK Blew Dress Special."

So THAT's what's in the Secret Sauce!

Kinda give the old "BK Lounge" a whole new meaning.

know your target audience. they also like fart jokes.

Holy fuck! Why not spray some mayo on her face for the full effect?!

Also if the chick in the ad is going to be putting her mouth I'm pretty sure she'll be using her teeth, teeth and blowjobs don't mix well.

#3 | Posted by astrobuckeye

first off... to each their own!

and boo f'ing hoo! i'm so sick of our culture being paranoid of sex etc etc. porn is the fastest growing industry and yet we don't speak of it. one boob at halftime and everyone goes apeshit. no wonder we have so many sexually repressed individuals that strike out in other, malevolent ways. europe is much more open in terms of sex and for this reason have less teen pregnancies, pedophiles etc etc.

but don't get me wrong, if it bothers u, then don't eat there. but don't go crying on the interwebs.

and lets flip if for a sec... what if it was some dude going in for a bite of a taco and the caption read: 'it'll toss your taco leaves left and right'.

it would be funny, and not lashed out at. but there is the gender argument, and the historical context of treatment of women, but imho that goes on the same line as racial equality... that is: overly sensitized doesn't get equality faster, affirmative action is BS etc. its a long debate, which i'm sure will be taking place here.

...women giving blow jobs is degrading? Who knew! I admire a woman who gives a good BJ. I think a woman who gives a blow job should be rewarded. Maybe with a nice protein drink or something...

#7 | Posted by donnerboy

well put. except for the whole funny funny reward bit. its not degrading because ultimately a women who gives good brain is really the one in control. vise versa doesn't work as well because women have better control over sexual desires.

It's fucking SINGAPORE people-get a grip-if not on someone's dick-then on what's left of your sanity.

God Damned jeebus freak/prudes-fuck ALL of 'em-with an untreated Telephone Pole.....

Next will be Perez Hilton in the ad with the blow burger.

I agree with George Carlin on this one. Giving Oral Sex should be an Olympic Sport(or was that SPURT?)

CUM AND GET IT YOUR WAY

Burger King sucks.

I hate asians.

Well, you can't beat their meat.

#23 | Posted by mysterytoy

LOL, the new BK Motto: if you can beat our meat, we will suck yours.

Heh!
Is it degrading for a man to go down on a woman? I'm sure some don't agree, but I don't think it is. If it isn't degrading for a man to perform oral sex on his female partner then it isn't degrading for a woman to perform a similar act, right? I don't see the problem. Maybe BK should put out a vagina sandwich.

Maybe BK should put out a vagina sandwich.

A fish sandwich...maybe snapper?

"Maybe BK should put out a vagina sandwich."

It's called a taco.

I have done as the aticle asks and contacted the Headquarter and regional offices. I have left my address and any inappropriate information to expedite my application for their offered services. I need that offer now so HEADquarters, please hurry.

"Vagina sandwich"??

These are currently available from somewhere just off of Taiwan. The are called "The Bearded Clam" and require(need) no cooking but a lot of for preparation.

The are called "The Bearded Clam" and require(need) no cooking but a lot of for preparation.

#29 | Posted by keith204

Mostly just cleaning......

Salt and vinegar flavored?

God Damned jeebus freak/prudes-fuck ALL of 'em-with an untreated Telephone Pole.....

#16 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-06-25 02:30 PM

Its good to be the King.

Hold the pickle!!

A Singapore BK did wot now?

Adds a new slant on the old "special orders don't upset us" line don't it.

Now BK will be synonymous with BJ in the minds of the Singaporean consumers?

PETA will not be best pleased with the success of this "eat meat" campaign.

Are we sure this article isn't from the Onion?

They've been known to tell a Whopper or two in their time.

/Yes, stopping now.

^_^

Thread fulla WIN peoples.

/Especially Pancho's effort at number 12.

Be Well.

I may have to get something from BK today just to piss off all the feminists.

I'd like to get a blow job while eating Burger King.

It's fucking SINGAPORE people-get a grip

I hear you can get "caned" there too

Hey, it works. Look up the article from a few days ago about the chick who traded a blowjob for a box of Fritos chips. It's on TSG.

I'd like to get a blow job while eating Burger King.

Burger King

Have it your way.

Ever read Chick-Lit novels? Burger King is catching up.

"I may have to get something from BK today just to piss off all the feminists.

#36 | Posted by clancifer "

I doubt anyone has the time to monitor your caloric input.

Hold the mayo on my burger, please.

That ad is pretty bad. Wait until they start running the Bugger King ads.