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Nooner?

Is only 9 o'clock on the Wet Coast!

Bloody East-o-centric blog sites!

Be Well.

Morning dicks.

#41 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-06-25 11:18 AM | Reply | Flag: Self Retorting


#43 | Posted by Eddie at 2009-06-25 11:21 AM | Reply | Flag: Apparently lacks understanding of the term

#44 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-06-25 11:24 AM | Reply | Flag: Another fist through Monitor


I remember back when we didn't have this flag crutch bullshit, and when we wanted to tell someone to fuck off, we had to write a sentence...AND WE LIKED IT!

#3 | Posted by IraqiBukkake

Oh, go fuck off.

I remember back when we didn't have this flag crutch bullshit, and when we wanted to tell someone to fuck off, we had to write a sentence...AND WE LIKED IT!

#3 | Posted by IraqiBukkake at 2009-06-25 12:10 PM | Reply | Flag: SECRETLY WEARS WIFES UNDERWEAR


Morning dicks.

#2 | Posted by briwo

I prefer Wheaties, but to each his own.

DR poll:

Number of days until the White House buffoon abandons govt takeover of the healthcare industry with tail between legs.......

first of two cases of government behaviour that should worry even the most hate filled liberal here


pajamasmedia.com


Number of days until Fredo has Own Words sandwich?

Sometime in October.

the other one is on this same site but I cant find it now but I will

obama justice department is telling its people that they should attend a function of a pro muslim group to get a better idea of what they are about
according to the link.,...which will be here shortly

there is also time set aside for mass muslim prayers...

ONE MORE TIME

close your eyes and think of the reaction if it were the bush justice dept telling them this

the group is an affilitiate of the 'muslim brotherhood'


and here is a timely quote from the campaign

Sen. McCain doesn't think it's enough that your health premiums have doubled. He thinks you should have to pay taxes on them, too.
-- Barack Obama (October 2008)

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and now its okay to do that as LONG AS YOU ARENT IN A UNION

fuckin liar

Oh Afkababble - what would a nooner be without you pissing your pants?

From the Christian Action Network website:

"Maine's Department of Professional and Financial Regulation accuses CAN of "using the name of John Baldacci, Governor of the State of Maine, without his written consent for the purpose of soliciting contributions from persons in this state"

Maine has a statute that states:

"No person shall, for the purpose of soliciting contributions from persons in this State, use the name of any other person, without the specific written consent of the other person." (9 M.R.S. 5013(1))"

But CAN is trying to turn it into a sideshow by claiming that they're being fined because of their anti-Muslim stance, and not because they violated the law.

www.christianaction.org

Hmmm...I report, you decide.

DR poll:

Number of days until the White House buffoon abandons govt

Sorrygroper, Dubya left the building already.

And aflac-the State of Maine is going after fraudulent fund-raising by a rightwing evanjihadist group? Wow, that is scary. But if you're quoting pajamasmedia, I'm going to raise you a huffpo and point out saint Sean is a terroist lover and FOX lied about sanford's party affiliation.

And if its not the jihadists threatening to overthrow America, its the damn gays:

"Seeking a police crackdown against gays at Walt Disney World, the Christian Action Network brought its "Gay Days at Disney gone wild!" exhibit to Florida's capitol building in Tallahassee April 29."


Better get back to praising the Lord and passing the chamomile there Comrade aflac or they'll be using that 10 million in communistic stimulus money to put gay minaret's on Governor Hairdo's crib.

Afkababble? Did you implode from too much truthiness?

north and proud

nice ones...its a shame that you are both ignoring the real problem

AND...here is another one coming

remember not that long ago when BUSH was pushing amnesty and some of the most vicious and angry people here joined us on the right to denounce that plan

WELL boys and girls..obama is having meetings to do the EXACT SAME THING

so here is where we get to see just how much integrity the retort left REALLY HAS

I make a motion we change the subject to tits.

OK everybody. I THINK I can make Ish's head explode.

Now watch this...







LOS ANGELES: Rosie O'Donnell is returning to the airwaves.

The former talk show queen will host a daily radio show for Sirius XM Radio Inc. Launching this fall, "Rosie Radio" will feature the 47-year-old comedian-actress discussing news and entertainment as well as chatting with occasional guests. O'Donnell said she was approached by the company after she appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius XM show earlier this year.

if I am imploding, its from having too many issues to worry about...,as in health care going the way of canada where cancer rates are double degits higher because medicine that works is too expensive

because of the lady on cspan last night who can see now because they didnt wait the next 6 months they were told they had to wait for a scan and they came to the mayo clinic to save her and her sight..

and IM worried about cap and trade vote tomorrow where dems are going to raise taxes and fees and prices and all for a bullshit issue called global warming

and IM worried about north korea who apparently the UN doesnt really give a shit about

have to stop there before my blood pressure gets higher...

LOS ANGELES: Rosie O'Donnell is returning to the airwaves.



AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWW


oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O

another ugly lesbian on tv...oh my........

#16 | Posted by wisgod

Hell, I'll second that motion and I even have my own set.

I dont give a shit if she looked like megyn kelly and was laying open legged in my bedroom I STILL wouldnt...

okay...you arent buying that either are you???

so we are going to talk about tits??

good because I know how to handle tits

good because I know how to handle tits

Leave your "self-love" stories off this site, fat ass!


=P

#22 | Posted by afkabl2

I wouldn't let you handle mine with a ten foot pole.

good because I know how to handle tits

#22 | Posted by afkabl2

And paper cuts from flipping the pages.

I wouldn't let you handle mine with a ten foot pole.

#24 | Posted by ProudLiberal

How about a 2-1/2" pole?
Sincerely, FrankF2.5

OK everybody. I THINK I can make Ish's head explode.

Now watch this...




LOS ANGELES: Rosie O'Donnell is returning to the airwaves.

The former talk show queen will host a daily radio show for Sirius XM Radio Inc. Launching this fall, "Rosie Radio" will feature the 47-year-old comedian-actress discussing news and entertainment as well as chatting with occasional guests. O'Donnell said she was approached by the company after she appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius XM show earlier this year.

#17 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue

Not sure who you are referring to, but this news shouldn't bother anyone. It's just another liberal radio show that no one will listen to.

Farrah Fawcett checked out.

I wouldn't let you handle mine with a ten foot pole.

#24 | Posted by ProudLiberal


oh please...you would be so distracted by 'john henry' that you wouldnt know what happened....

#26 | Posted by wisgod

FF! And hmmmm....NO.

and of course none of you smart sunsabitches got it that the handle tits comment is from woody allen

oh well

now about this ten foot pole......NO,...women just THINK ITS THAT BIG

farrah fawcett receives last rites:

www.breitbart.tv

"farrah fawcett receives last rites"

Missed #28, didja?

danforth - i forgot to enter it and it was too late:

www.kansascity.com

so was it televised like they were talking about doing???

i believe there'll be a bw special tonight?

VOTE TOMORROW ON CAP AND TRADE

this from heritage foundation


the cap-and-tradeCarbon Tax will: "Reduce aggregate Gross Domestic Product (GDP) by$9.6 trillion"

"Destroy up to 2.5 million jobs in some years" "Raise electric rates 90%,
gasoline prices by 74%,
andnatural gas prices by 55% after adjusting for inflation"
"Raise a typical family's average annual energy billby $1,500."

nice work...liberal fucks

The "Heritage Foundation". For those too cowardly to call themselves John Birchers.

Afkadribblingshitdownyourchin many of us trust the heritage foundation like you trust Rosie O'Donnell.


i believe there'll be a bw special tonight?

#36 | Posted by nanc

Great. A bowl of popcorn, a malted beverage and an Anal Cancer show.

Number of days until Fredo has Own Words sandwich?


Sometime in October.

#9 | Posted by Corky

We'll talk then -
we'll see how it went.

Your guy Obama ( or was it Hillary, C???)
is driving this clown car of presidency nicely over the cliff- after being handed cart blanche, he is blowing it based on thinking he is invincible.

He has the maturity and self awareness of a highschool beauty queen.

what an epic moron.

There will be an asterisk next to his picture on the page of the history books that show the Presidential succession portraits.
"US history's only one true unqualified sophomoric moron ever to fool enough poor people and blacks into voting him into the Presidency"

www.latimes.com

Fawcett Obit

sure keep that stupid shit up

if you agree with a network...its the gospel

if you dont...its fox...

please...I thought both of you were more honest than that..but I guess not


The "Heritage Foundation". For those too cowardly to call themselves John Birchers.

#38 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2009-


that is a good line though and it shows your age too

most young punks here have probably never heard of the john birch society have they??

of course here in texas now its also called

www.texasnationalists.com

here let me link it for you...

www.articlecity.com

-Your guy Obama ( or was it Hillary, C???)

If you weren't too poor to pay attention, you'd recognize both as Dems.

-what an epic moron.

Considering that he is most obviously brighter, better educated, and more accomplished than you, that would make you what?

Ah, yes. "Loser", woud be the word.

somebody yesterday posted about the USA being in some Final soccer game or some shit.

So did the USA win?

Ah, yes. "Loser", woud be the word.


#46 | Posted by Corky




....... Oh,

woud it?

HOLY SHIT

just heard clip of kent conrad who is talking up TAXING HEALTH CARE BENEFITS...an issue that was MAJOR in obama beating mccain

said its on the table and when asked about obamas campaign PROMISE and comments he said that obama was using....GET THIS NOW

"PRESIDENTIAL FLEXIBILITY"

NOW have we heard it all from these liberal fucks??

in texas we call that a FUCKIN LIAR

oh well

you DUPES ASKED FOR IT

hasta laredo....

"in texas we call that a FUCKIN LIAR"

Unless, of course, there's an (R) after their name.

Considering that he is most obviously brighter, better educated, and more accomplished than you.....


#46 | Posted by Corky

Ah my son, beware the double edged sword.
Mark my words - - - you may want to claim that Obama is more accomplished than I;
But I assure you he will end up being a bigger epic catostrophic failure than I will ever be - at ANYTHING !
Further, he will ruin more lives than I ever will!
Further, he will cause more detriment to the prosperity of this country than I EVER will!

So you let me know how this Obama thing is workin out for ya in about oh ---- 9 to 12 months from now.

AFKA -
poor Farrah huh?
She was a Texan, right?

In some small way, though, I do believe her passing is justice being served.
After all, she was the mass murderer of billions of teenage sperm cells. And that's just the ones I know of firsthand.


"in texas we call that a FUCKIN LIAR"


Unless, of course, there's an (R) after their name.

#50 | Posted by Danforth at 2009-06-25 01:26 PM

Then they call him Mr. President.

Hey Roper. I'm neither poor nor black. (And last I checked, you were black, Jewish, and Irish.) And George Soros is neither black nor poor. I suppose I could make a list. Anyway, so I'd love it if certain people on here (you know who you are) could make critiques that didn't use race or economic status as some sort of de facto negative. (From shit like this to "royal black ass" referring to the president of the United States.)

Once again, Louisiana proves it's better than Texas:

GEAUX TIGERS!

"an issue that was MAJOR in obama beating mccain"

It was a small issue not a major one. The biggest issue was John McCain's claim that he knew nothing about economics and his flip flop on TARP. Well that and his stupid choice of Sarah Palin....that was the straw that broke the back of the camel.

You will note a decided lack of anything from Keith204 for some time but just to clear up some misconceptions, no I will not be serving some well deserved sentence. Just a bit of a rebuild of my spine and that is all. For those that are thinking they have a chance to get away with something, there are my spies that will fill in and slap your silly ass down. Till then, havahelluva-Keith G. Arnold aka The KG1-Bye now!


Hey Roper. ..... so I'd love it if certain people on here (you know who you are) could make critiques that didn't use race or economic status as some sort of de facto negative. (From shit like this to "royal black ass" referring to the president of the United States.)

#54 | Posted by pragmatist


Oh, hello.
And, thanks for making your wishes and desires known.
I am filing them under " WHO GIVES A FUCK".


Have a nice day!
8R

I will, Roper. I almost always do. It's especially comforting to know that certain people's assumptions and prejudices remain intact no matter what.

I'd wish you a nice day, but it's hard to imagine you having one, with all that negativity you carry around. But maybe in real life, you're downright congenial.

Oh, and I might suggest that if you don't give a fuck, you wouldn't bother to respond.

Cheers!

FF for #58.
And pragmatist, quit being so uppity.

But I assure you he will end up being a bigger epic catostrophic failure than I will ever be - at ANYTHING !
Further, he will ruin more lives than I ever will!
Further, he will cause more detriment to the prosperity of this country than I EVER will!

#51 | Posted by 8roper

Well, we know groper ain't George W Bush, that's for sure. Not even Dubya would be delusional enough toi say that.

For all you Thriller fans--

Michael Jackson in cardiac arrest going to the hospital.

Michael Jackson in cardiac arrest going to the hospital.

#62 | Posted by MURPHY

And Joe Jackson is pissed.

Michael Jackson in cardiac arrest going ...

I hope that pedophile freak dies a slow miserable death.

#16 | Posted by wisgod

Hell, I'll second that motion and I even have my own set.

#20 | Posted by ProudLiberal

Boobies are good!

Mmmmmmmmmm boobies!

Spud's always been a big supporter of breasts!

If there is truth in the theory of reincarnation then Spud wants to come back as a bra.

C cup, in fact.

Michael Jackson in cardiac arrest going to the hospital.

Prolly from popping amyl nitrate while fucking some 5 year old boy in his hideout in the middle east.

Fuck that pedo-biatch.

Be Well.

All hail Andrew Breitbart.

townhall.com

Micheal Jackson has died--with a heart attack....
RIP

You will note a decided lack of anything from Keith204 for some time but just to clear up some misconceptions, no I will not be serving some well deserved sentence. Just a bit of a rebuild of my spine and that is all.

For those that are thinking they have a chance to get away with something, there are my spies that will fill in and slap your silly ass down. Till then, havahelluva-Keith G. Arnold aka The KG1-Bye now!

#57 | Posted by keith204 at 2009-06-25 03:55 PM | Reply


Will be thinking of you Keith and wishing you the very best tomorrow. Said a prayer to St. Jude for you last night and will say one tonight too.

Eveyone on DR --

Please keep Keith in your thoughts and/or prayers tomorrow. He's going in for major surgery and if it's successful, he'll be up and walking again.

CC-Words cannot express what I feel coming from so many. Thanks is all there is!

Keith,

I can't imagine what must be going through your mind now -- kind of scared but so hopeful too that things will turn around for you. Just know we're all thinking of you. Take care.

God be with you, keith!

a/p news alert - monica conyers charged with one count accepting bribes:

www.breitbart.com

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