Well no wonder you need to tie the wallabies down, sport.

The little buggers sure are talented.

I have to confess that I miss read the title and was wondering just what is a "crap" circle. It would have made for a more interesting and funny thread however, drugged out wallabies will do just fine.

FTA: The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high"

Not an Onion link?

The flippin' BBC?

First off, BBC FAILs fer not including a pic of one of these supposed crop circle.

Provide pix or it didn't happen sez Spud.

Second, WTF?

Australia is already reknowned as the country where glassy eyes Koalas munch on euphoria inducing eucalyptus leaves all day and stare transfixed at Jimi Hendrix black light posters by night do they really need THIS to make headlines around the globe too?

Finally, now Spud realises wot the song meant when it sed "Tie me Kangaroo down, sport".

The Roos were prolly all goofed up on drugs too and looking fer a good fight.

Nice find, Zat.

Good eye.

Be Well.

Do the wallabies spin left hand or right hand?

rwd

Sorry Matilda, but I don't waltz.

Time for a hit off the billabong.