rendering the husbands incapable of seeking other women
The only way you'll ever render a virile man incapable of seeking other women is with a sharp knife.
Sorry, it's the nature of the beast, ladies. Your mother was right.
I don't know why we are made like that, we just are.
When I was young and randy, I had a wife that was a veritable spitfire in bed, was a good cook and loved me dearly.
Only one thing, she was small up top.
When I married her that was my preference. I had never been much on large breasts. I much preferred hers.
After being married for about five years, I developed a positive obsession with big ones. I started dreaming about them. Then I met a woman of easy virtue at work possessed of a set of doozies.
Long story short, I manfully resisted the temptation and stayed true to my lady love...
... who left me a year later for a crazy landscape gardener ten years her junior.
As soon as I could see straight from the hurt of the divorce I moved to the beach and got me a girlfriend with a balcony from which one could deliver Shakespeare, as they say.
Those were the days, my friends, those were the days...
Oh, back to my point.
Keep him on a short leash, unless your gardener is really hot.
