$1,142

That's a lot of chips...

I'll bet they were Lays

:p

She couldn't eat just one.

Turned out he worked for Free Lay.

#1 | Posted by bens

ah, but think of the retail cost!

oops - forgot to ff goatman!

OK City is a sad, sad, place.

yes, the southern plains women look much like the fisheaters in the northwest.

Other products that strangely sound like the sex acts you can trade them for;

Beef Jerky
Slim Jim
Swiss Roll
Succotash
Kumquat
Boston Cream Pie

Clams in Fish sauce
Chicken Fingers
Ding-Dongs
Snickerdoodles
Beanie Weenies
Mr Goodbar.

#10 | Posted by Lipzoidial - you get a big fat FF for that!

Beef Jerky
Slim Jim
Swiss Roll
Succotash
Kumquat
Boston Cream Pie

Clams in Fish sauce
Chicken Fingers
Ding-Dongs
Snickerdoodles
Beanie Weenies
Mr Goodbar.

#10 | Posted by Lipzoidial

Manwich?

Manwich?

#12 | Posted by steamingpile

okay...you too!

Lady fingers
rum balls
fish balls
sausage balls
meatballs
cream gravy
pork butt
sticky buns

Remember: Don't let your meat loaf!

Cream Puff.
Sir Loin...Top, of course.
Egg Beaters.
Gummy Bears.
Short Breads.
Whipping Cream(for those into bondage....)
Miracle Whip(for those beaten by Nuns)

okay-okay-okay! who knew there were so many disgusting foods?!? ff's for all!

It sure is a strange world we live in.

Women can murder their own babies but can't sell their own pussies!?

The john must have used the box of chips to pay the cops off so they wouldn't arrest him. Chips got a lot of mileage...

No mention whether or not the chips were stale.

Last time I got propositioned by a hooker she wanted $2,500. Sounds like the guy got a deal.

she wanted $2,500

Vegas, am I right?

Was it potato chips and dip?

>Vegas, am I right?

Yep

with all the naughty food being tossed around in here, no one has mentioned spotted dick?

bangers and mash.

this not as bad as the woman who gave her daughter head for supper:

what's with all the food hate?:

#27 | Posted by nanc

LOL!
Couple charged with assault for attacking each other with CHEETOS?????

OMFG! ROFFLMFAO
He could've gotten the BIG Nachos from 7-11 to use as shields against the Cheetos....

i use cheetos ONLY as a firestarter when we go camping - they should have lit them afire before hurling them...this would be when the mini trebuchet would have come in handy.

"mini trebuchet"

Table Top Trebuchet

i love trebuchets! trying to talk my husband into building one that will hurl something say...the...size of our neighbor's...how shall i put this...chihuahua?

It was another Payday, and I was tired of being Mr. Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little KitKat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M, but I said "Hey Chiclet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese Piece, don't be a Zero be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (And what a piece of JuicyFruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty, when all of the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped........... a Baby Ruth!

PAH-DUM!

Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn't have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.

Not just a Free Lay.

But a Frito-Lay!

FF fer headline.

Be Well.

/Yup
stage left.

That mug of hers!
EGAD.

I'll keep the case o'chips, and drink a few beers also to burn..that...image...out of my brain!

Good Grief! I wouldn't volunteer to tap that-let alone PAY for it...geez, some guys gotta find something-ANYTHING to stick it into.....

I don't know what her complaint was...he was even going to provide her with a PICKLE!