#1

Damn! 9;12 and still first wassup?

If we don't see the sun in the next week I'm going to explode.

Japan Attacks Alien Moonbase!

-The BBOB and Jeffn Report

we have a lot of sun that you could sure have..
another 100 or so today...

you must be somewhere around the east coast then because all that rain is sure screwing up my horse playing.

Japan Attacks Alien Moonbase!

-The BBOB and Jeffn Report

www.huffingtonpost.com

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2009-

well what do you expect
it said it WAS THe DARK side of the moon didnt it?
I mean...it was dark...

jUSt hoW DARK wuzzit huh
~Afklabubble

"If we don't see the sun in the next week I'm going to explode."

Be sure to get video footage, it would be a hit on youtube.

Obama news conference 12:30 or so

It's on now, first topic: Iran.

ANNOUNCEMENT

I want to offer each of you libs a set of towels you can use today and tomorrow,
todays so called press conference where the white house media kissed the royal black ass and then tomorrow when the "MICKY MOUSE" network does thier 'in the tank' day long INFOMERCIAL from obamaland.

they are real sturdy so you can wipe off any of the body fluids that you happen to release upon seeing and hearing him.,
I will provide them free of charge too....

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE country waking up

poll in nevada has REID at 34 %

LOWER THAN ENSIGN...ouch...

ALSO ON BECK PROGRAM

they went out and asked several people who called themsleves liberal and some said left of liberal

they then asked them what they thought on some questions

spending too much money
politicians trusted?
and partisan stuff as well as things like emminent domain and when they were told that they just agreed with glenn beck, they went beserk in a couple of case..

MORE PROOF that bullshit here in the state run media about people like beck is pure fabrication and partisan nonsense.

McCain should be ashamed of the the comfort and support he gave the Iranian government, playing into their hands with his partisan rhetoric.

It was street marches instigated by the US that caused the overthrow of the Shah and, along with our support of Saddam Hussein for 8 years in the Iran-Iraq War, is something that all Iranians remember.

i reAllly Really reaLLY like thaet MICKY MOUSE neTwork. just tell it two us straight up. thAt's WALT DIZZYKNEE for you

AND speeKing of BODILY FLUIDS...ohmygod hot so hot i*m burning up like a pair of -yIKES tha'ts hotter than holding a kazoo to your aSS on a hot juLy day and tyring so hard so hard.hard...hard to trying so very HARD two bLOW *GOD BLESS AMERICA* outta myi ASS

~Aflakabubble

doc..DOC...get a hold of yourself......or maybe thats your problem.........

ALSO

WIEGANS>..(sp) are refusing relocation to that island that starts with a p.

are you kidding me?
can I take thier place.....

HEy..Don'T make funn of AFKABabbles ""NuAnce""...>

Its not His FAUlT his Liberal ARts EduCation Didn't incluude Typing...>>>

Hes a Band TeaHer.

RemEmber That ONE TiME AT BAND CAMP???.... AfkaBibble Played Fliute>>>>>.....

AND LAST TWO NEWS ITEMS

New york times poll says that large number of americans are for obama care...
WOW....that sounds pretty bad for our side doesnt it

OOPS>>WAIT A MINUTE...UPON FURTHER REVIEW>..lets overturn that ruling

in the SAME POLL.......48% voted for obama
25% voted for mccain..

OH WELL SHIT fellers....thats a real HONEST POLL now isnt it

AND.............sources from IRan say that the entire city of tehran and some troughout the country will be going on strike to hopefull shut down the whole country

sounds like that may be a good alternative to getting shot in the streets..

AND THE REID POLL..
are we possibly looking at another "DASCHLE" moment in 2010.....we can only wish

ALRIGHT you sanctamonious sunsabitches...

haste laredo

AND PLEASE tRY not to get all those fluids all over you while barry is speaking........

RON....at least you were a LITTLE humorous...
maybe you can teach doc something along those lines..

BL2 wants to relocate to Palau? Sounds like a win-win situation for all of us. Let's take up a collection to help him. One caveat though. No internet access.

TIme to Go WAGER On the caballos...>>>

One Thing a Hoses ASS Like to Do Is watch A HORSES ASS>>>>....

BA DUNP DUMP!!

MODER

IM game........

and RON...you arent far off

the size of a horses ass is one handicapping tool..in a sprinter anyway...larger the ass the more of muscle.

and I have even leaned forward at the point they enter the track to SMELL them

if you smell linement...they are hurting somewhere.
I will tell you that we did get a 'look' or two while doing that......

BL2 wants to relocate to Palau? Sounds like a win-win situation for all of us. Let's take up a collection to help him. One caveat though. No internet access.

#21 | Posted by moder8 at 2009-06-23 12:51

okay so I WILL need a tv with satelite
a phone to call in the bets and order pizza
two island beauties with large breasts
a visit from the miller high life guy once a week

and a promise that obama wont tax the shit out of island beer and betting

and IM THERE......

the size of a horses ass is one handicapping tool..in a sprinter anyway...larger the ass the more of muscle.
and I have even leaned forward at the point they enter the track to SMELL them
#23 | Posted by afkabl2

You must be a hoot at the zoo.

New All-Time Lows for Both CBS & ABC Evening Newscasts
Breaking: TVNewser has learned the CBS Evening News has once again set an all-time low last week with 4.89 million Total Viewers and 1.42 million A25-54 viewers. But it was also the lowest (since records began in the 1991-'92 season) for ABC's World News with Charles Gibson. The Gibson program drew 6.42 million Total Viewers and 1.77 million A25-54 viewers.

LOL LOL LOL ha ha ha, Just like I told you the big three are going DOWN HARD because they pick and choose the news they want to report on instead of doing their fucking jobs. Meanwhile FOX NEWS is kicking ass actually reporting the news. DOC this may be bad news for you, I hope you survived the digital transition but now the big three are going down looks like you may have to get cable to be well informed by FOX NEWS lol lol...

You would think with all the ass kissing and bowing down for OBAMA /GOD he would at least give them some bailout money to keep them on the air

SUCKERS...

"two island beauties with large breasts"

uh doc...they dont have betting machines at the zoo

and I havent gotten any takers yet on the free towels for you obamamaniacs

make sure you clean up your "mess" after the "RAPTURE" today

When I was a child I spoke as a child I understood as a child I thought as a child; but when I became a man I could afford to buy all that really cool crap my parents said no to.

DOC

as to the link you just posted

if you will excuse the expression

I COULDNT GET IT UP..

describe it to me

if you will excuse the expression

I COULDNT GET IT UP..

describe it to me

#31 | Posted by afkabl2

If he did, you wouldn't be able to get it up.

describe it to me

Click on #29

Got it up now?

LOL

Obama should have a whip and a chair at this news conference.

Soccer is socialism in action. It is like listening to one of those awful four-hour Castro speeches.

Soccer is as much fun to play as it is boring to watch.

> Update (1) : Insiders tell us at least one network is looking into the continued impact of the digital TV transition which occurred June 12.

> Update (2): NBC averaged 7.75m Total Viewers Mon-Wed but on Thursday and Friday gave their program a different Nielsen code -- "Nitely News." (The correct spelling is "Nightly News"). This is despite the fact that the network had regular coverage on those days. We're trying to determine if the U.S. Open Golf Championship had something to do with the coding change. Had Thursday and Friday been included, the average would have been lower. On Friday "Nightly" averaged 6.29m Total Viewers.

> Update (3): An NBC insider tells us, even though the broadcast had full national coverage, the U.S. Open tends to affect viewership so the Thursday and Friday shows were not in the average. NBC says this is normal procedure.

Excuse (1) digital TV transition LOL LOL

Excuse(2)correct spelling is "Nightly News"). LOL

Excuse(3) GOLF AHahahaha LOL LOL

REASON(1) You did not do your fucking jobs and lost all credibility...

Obama condemned the "threats, beatings and imprisonments of the last few days. "

"I strongly condemn these unjust actions," Obama said in a news conference at the White House.

Looks like our President borrowed Hillary's spine.

#38 That quote is from last Saturday.

#38 That quote is from last Saturday.

Posted by Corky

He had another fucking news conference 3 fucking days ago?

Silly rabbits...Big O is taking the long view. The unrest in Iran over their stolen elections has all the earmarks of being primarily a youth movement--not unlike what happened here in the '60s. The days of "nuke 'em all...let God sort it out" is over. How much more of our dwindling wealth do you reactionary pinheads want to flush down the toilet chasing more ghosts in the desert? Their kids are pissed and evidently ain't taking it anymore. How are you going to keep them in the 14th century in a world that tweets?

It's terrific that the Iranians are finally getting fed up with the theocratic encumbrances that were foisted upon them when the Ayatollahs took power in the early '80s...at the same time, it's a tragedy that any has to die because of it.

Frankly I'm enjoying watching the Iranian people finally rise up.

Agreed, sadly they don't have any bullets.

Stephen Colbert, Zicam and the Rush Limbaugh Conspiracy VIDEO

Rush Limbaugh spent years, most everyday, laughing about Hilary Clinton saying there was a vast right-wing conspiracy to bring her and President Clinton down. There was indeed, and it was vast and powerful enough to impeach him.

The FDA took Zicam off the shelves a few days ago because it caused people to permanently lose their sense of smell. Zicam is one of Rush Limbaugh's advertisers. Rush Limbaugh says that proves there is a left-wing conspiracy directed against him.

The FDA took Zicam off the shelves a few days ago because it caused people to permanently lose their sense of smell. Zicam is one of Rush Limbaugh's advertisers. Rush Limbaugh says that proves there is a left-wing conspiracy directed against him.

Typical flaming right wing kook logic.

#13 | Posted by afkabl2

Ain't he a racist bitch!?

And not one call for a lynching yet, amazing!

Soccer is as much fun to play as it is boring to watch.

OK, first "soccer" is only played by little boys and girls in America, about 20 million of them. I'll admit it is a little clumsy, but 5 v 5 U10 is anything but boring. Now football, the undeniable sport of Planet Earth, watched and played by billions and billions of people is much more than 22 men kicking a ball.

The USA beat Egypt this weekend 3-0 as an OVERWHELMING underdog, a game they had to win to advance, won with a score line that had to be by more than 2 goals, with Dempsy scoring a header in the closing minutes over a guy 7 inches taller.......and you say that's "boring"......my friend, you should see a doctor, your heart may not be working anymore.

I understand that not everyone likes _________ . I fucking h8 baseball, hate it! Hate the players, the fans, the obsession with meaningless stats, hate it. But I played it once and I can see how some people just enjoy a day at the park with their kids and beer and chili dogs... What I don't understand is how people can dismiss the most popular sport in the world without ever watching a meaningful game in person; And if you're an American I'm betting you've never stood on a terrace or sang in the Kop end. Finally you'll get the chance to at least watch meaningful games with the best players/teams in the world on basic cable and most people will not give it a look because....fuck, I don't know why.....they just want to be ignorant I guess?

Watching MLS (actually, NOT watching MLS) games and concluding "soccer is boring" is like hearing Love the One You're With, by Stephen Stills and concluding "rock n roll sucks".

For years Fox news has been ratcheting up thier attack on Iran calling even for attack on Iran an its people, today Fox want to attack the President for not supporting the Iranian people enough. These fuckers at Fox are just unbelievable. These Hypocrites are make me want to vomit, FUCK YOU FOX NEWS , good now I feel better.....

Celisary is right, a few weeks ago Fox wanted us to bomb the people they now say we should join hands with. Isn't it good that the right did not get the chance to turn 80 million Iranians into 80 million America haters by killing a few hundred thousand of them. Instead they have become Ayatollah haters, it is funny what happens when we don't unilaterally start unnecessary wars. Do I really need to say, there could have been a very similar story in Iraq if we had had sane leadership at the time. Probably, could have avoided 9-11 and Afghanistan had our leaders paid the slightest attention to the significant religious objections to an American base being situated in Saudi Arabia during the Persian Gulf War.
Many problems we deal with today are the result of arrogance, ignorance and stubbornness.

On Today's recent visit to Pakistan, John Humphrys went to Karachi to discover more about the problems facing the country's largest city.

England's House of Commons is investigating the lead up to War with Iraq (WHERE THE HELL IS OUR CONGRESS)???? Let me tell you Republican Fucks something, The World will be getting to the bottom of this, an George W. Bush, will have been seen as a fucking WAR CRIMINAL, make no mistake History will have the last word on this Fucking Asshole WAR CRIMINAL....

locusts in ethiopia:

Does anybody give the US a chance against powerhouse Spain in tonights soccer action?

Crisis

Okay, sure, I'll bet on the U.S. to win over Spain in tonight's soccer game.

50 | Posted by OohRah at 2009-06-23 06:37 PM

FF!

US beating Spain!!!!

Chris, anything could happen, but the Spaniards have won 15 straight, are unbeaten in over a year, and have a monstrous 1st spot lead in the FIFA rankings.

This would be like the Clippers winning the NBA title.

Crisis

Clippers winning the NBA title.

sign of the apocalypse?

Stimulus Package
A lot of people in the double digit unemployment states are asking when is the stimulus going to take hold. The truth is, everyone is waiting to see if it works at all. The jobs stimulus packages to states are still waiting to have funding released to specific plans. Because of the way banks like Citibank have abused funding, extra time is being taken to assure the stimulus packages will work. As an example, money to auto industry to make green cars (electric) is in the works. Tesla in California is a start up company that believed car companies were deliberately ignoring going away from gas powered engines. Although the industry said electric cars would always be slower, car enthusiasts are finding the electric cars can actually be geared to race faster than gas powered cars. It will be interesting if Testla Motors succeeds in its promise in designing a better, more reliable car that has better quality and reliability than the best gas powered vehicles ever made so we can see them put both GM and Toyota out of business without any funding to develop their own batteries.

Because there no gas, there will never be any valves, oil or head gasket issues. No radiator, no hoses or fan belts. Only thing you worry about is driving. In two years they will start rolling out. Once they roll out, the oil industry is out of business. Better Exxon becomes an electric company were it cannot set the market price.

Imagine buying a car where once you buy your car, all you do is maintain it. Or add the latest electric packet to upgrade what you have. Silicon valley can make better cars than the entire auto industry and oil against them. The sooner the stimulus the better.

What is being feed to America - as of right now...

CNN Headline: Governor tells paper he was in Argentina
MSNBC Headline: Yes, some stay afloat without plastic
ABC News Headline: Guide to Health Care Reform: What You Need to Know
Fox News Headline: North Korea Threat hits home: We'll 'wipe out' U.S.

Wow. Which one got the special contract with Obama on the healthcare gig? Was that ABC or am I mistaken?

fed.