The USS John McCain, it leaves it's POW's behind to drowned, gets captured,sings like a canary, gives up vital information, and spends the rest of the war in luxury accommodations.

Another retard that thinks it was named after that McCain...

Join Northtard in the stupid corner, you fool.

"Earlier this week, North Korea threatened to fire a ballistic missile toward Hawaii. The United States stepped up its defense presence in Hawaii in response."

* * * * *
Sounds like Reagan was pretty smart to have gotten us going on Star Wars technology. Otherwise, Obama might have had to fire up his teleprompter, and say something intelligent about North Korean threatening a nuclear attack on the United States, and having to actually do something about it.

European-Americans have been trained well. All they see is:

Buck teeth.
Yellow skin.
Slanted eyes.

European-Americans are:

Racist.
Divisive.
Bastards.

Leave North Korea Alone!!!

Be Well.

So far NK has shown no ability to get a missile as far as Hawaii and if it has the range accuracy is questionable. The comes the as yet not even close to being able to mount any form of nuke on a missile. Even a good old fashion dirty bomb isn't quite there yet. The quantity of conventional explosives that their longest range missile could carry is laughable. The are not at genius level but even they would see that such an effort would be nearly terminally stupid.

Was'nt that ship named after Arizona's Senator John McCain's father? They can't name ships after living people. Of course they made an exception with the garbage barge, the U.S.S. jimmy carter.

They can't name ships after living people.

The USS Ronald Reagan was commisioned a year before he died. But you are right -- the USS McCain is named after Sr.

Is there like, a Republican that doesn't have a weapon of mass destruction named after them?

I mean it's an honor to have a ship named after you I suppose, and we get that the Republican party is the pro war, pro gun, pro tough guy (wannabe) party,
but isn't it a little much that they have to keep naming war crap after party members...

Sort of reminds me of the Uber hicks with their large
pickups with the fricken testicles hanging from the trailor hitch...

man...there goes a real man....

Either that Or someone over compensating for a LACK in their lives on several levels...

Is there like, a Republican that doesn't have a weapon of mass destruction named after them?

Like, there are. There are also Democrats who have WMDs named after them. The aforementioned USS Kennedy comes to mind. As does the USS Jimmy Carter. (Yes, I know it's a Seawolf class, but still)

Anybody figured out what the hell Skip Wellington's story is? He uses the talking spud's closer, for one, but beyond that, appears to be a parody of a knee-jerk lefty. Usually.

Skip, if you're listening, dude, you strike me as not quite real.

On point... the goofy-ass Norkdork seems intent on a confrontation. I say we deny him his wish.

When they board that ship they better be ready to fight.

Skip, if you're listening, dude, you strike me as not quite real.

No one comes even remotely close to holding the surrealistic candle as deth, though. In almost 30 years of being online, I've never met anyone who comes close to being a phony and using a cover as deth does. Sometimes I think he actually believes that people like reading cutesy-speak.

Sorry, Goat, I'd rank Dethspud among my top 5 posters. You're entertaining too, as long as you don't get into an ultra-boring pissing contest with 3 or 4 guys who will remain nameless...

I'd rank Dethspud among my top 5 posters

He could be to me as well, but I don't like having to go through the translation process. If his post is more than 3 or 4 lines, I skip it unless my name leaps out at me. It's just too tedious and too much work to read what basically boils down to "the right sucks" and yet another inflection on the word "Republican".

But that's just me. I'm glad there are people who enjoy his posts.

Spud can get crotchety, but he's far less partisan than lots of others - on both sides of the divide.

Be Well.

^-^

(did I do that right?)

"When they board that ship they better be ready to fight."

So? Run hide under your bed!

Dammed Candyass wingnut!

Is there like, a Republican that doesn't have a weapon of mass destruction named after them?

I mean it's an honor to have a ship named after you I suppose, and we get that the Republican party is the pro war, pro gun, pro tough guy (wannabe) party,
but isn't it a little much that they have to keep naming war crap after party members...

Sort of reminds me of the Uber hicks with their large
pickups with the fricken testicles hanging from the trailor hitch...

man...there goes a real man....

Either that Or someone over compensating for a LACK in their lives on several levels...

#8 | Posted by earthmuse at 2009-06-19 08:17 PM

When did Jimmy Carter become a republican?

"They can't name ships after living people"

You are thinking of stamps. The USS George H.W. Bush was christened a few years back.

the USS McCain is named after Sr.

so the NK captain is a shoe-in for Annapolis?

I mean it's an honor to have a ship named after you I suppose...

HAH! Ships? Child's play. I have an entire stellar constellation spanning dozens of light years named after me. It even has the distinction of being one of the 13 in the zodiac.

Capricorn -- the Seagoat.

Wasn't there a president that had a body part named after him? Dick Nixon

Here are my favorite posters, not necessarily in order:

GOATMAN
JOHNSON
DOC SARVIS
SAN ANTONIO ROGUE
101 CHAIRBORNE

Wasn't there a president that had a body part named after him? Dick Nixon

Lyndon Johnson

Cool! What do we win for not being part of that list?

GOATMAN
JOHNSON
DOC SARVIS
SAN ANTONIO ROGUE
101 CHAIRBORNE

#22 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-06-19 09:43 PM

Well? Don't keep us waiting. Which one did you ask to the prom?

These posters have the funniest names:

JAK SE MAO
JUBAL HARSHAW
MARY TYLER WHORE
SKIP WELLINGTON

They post some stupid shit but at least I can laugh at their usernames. The rest of you clowns can either sharpen your rhetoric or change your username to something funny if you want to make the A lists.

i like my nomenclature the best. not a nice christian.

"The USS John McCain, it leaves it's POW's behind to drowned......"

Drowned???????

Isn't John McCain a little old for this job? Oh, they are sending the ship.

Sort of reminds me of the Uber hicks with their large
pickups with the fricken testicles hanging from the trailor hitch...

Ahhh just love that liberal hate.

"you're different, I hate you".

I used to make fun of the simple fuckers I'm surrounded by. To this day, I'm still astounded that they'll drop the N-bomb when they feel it necessary, no matter who is standing around.

I can't figure out what half of them need the giant pick up truck for, and the truck nuts are fucking ridiculous.

But, they're my people and they're far more pleasant to be around than any shit head, dick licking, uptown, over educated liberal with an inferiority complex due to sub par intellect will ever be.

The USS Ronald Reagan was commisioned a year before he died. But you are right -- the USS McCain is named after Sr.

#7 | Posted by goatman

Actually its named after BOTH Sen. McCain's father and grandfather.

ah the irony

even if it IS named for the old man
'
a mccain taking orders from obama

of course with dems dragging us into the 3rd world, and taxes on a sharp incline...we will all be taking orders from fuckers in dc....as if we werent enough already..

Thank Gawd you werent talking about gramps...although, if we did sent the elderly to stop a ship, they could tell storys about their grandchildren, about how things were in their day...and the koreans would just shoot themselves.

The only thing I've seen Obama order is food from the local Burger joint.

Just keep it the fuck away from the Forrestal.

This is just too damn funny all you righties for months have been saying Obama needs to get tougher on North Korea and Iran. He does it and now its he is leading us into world war 3 whats he doing. Listen it is about time someone called this crazy bastard out. He will not do anything because he knows it would be the end of him. Unlike Religous whack jobs you would rather attack in Iran who dont care if they die. Kim wants power thats it he will not commit Suicide by US army unlike the Religous freaks in Iran. He will piss bitch and moan like a tiny prick then bend over and take it. For him it is not about a higher religous calling, It is not a greater glory. Its about control plan and simple. Watch we will take the ship shoot down the missle test and that will be the end of it. I am just glad we have a president who has a basic understanding of the world and the difference between those who fight for power and those who are religous nuts. Also dont be so salty because a dem has the balls to call out kim when Bush was such a pussy about it.

Watch we will take the ship shoot down the missle test and that will be the end of it. I am just glad we have a president who has a basic understanding of the world and the difference between those who fight for power and those who are religous nuts. Also dont be so salty because a dem has the balls to call out kim when Bush was such a pussy about it.

we will not take the ship, we will not shoot down the missle and Obama doesnt understand shit about foreign policy, placating is not understanding, it is the easiest tactic when you have no clue and no spine.

AXIOM,

I know the people you're talking about and I always admired the way they drop everything to help one of their buddies and the way they work on cars.

It will be a cold day in hell when the yellow lily livered skunk in the white house does anything to protect America. The fools on the left will not figure this out until it is too late. The Korean Midget should not fear, obama is afraid of him.

"Here are my favorite posters, not necessarily in order:"

I don't hate them anyway.

My Dad cleaned John McCain's father's airplane and thought he was an arrogant asshole who left cigarette or cigar ashes all over the cockpit (I can't remeber which). Later in his life he commanded a squadron of jet trainers which john McCain passed through though a couple of years previous to my Dad's taking over.

Oh! They're sending the SHIP?
Whew! I thought for a minute there they were going to leave McLame's useless ass floating out at sea in the ship's path-hoping his bloated mass would be enough to stop it.

All they'd have to do is steer around him though-I doubt he can swim fast enough to be a navigational threat......

They post some stupid shit but at least I can laugh at their usernames. The rest of you clowns can either sharpen your rhetoric or change your username to something funny if you want to make the A lists.

#26 | Posted by fwthom at 2009-06-19 10:45 PM

Fat White Thommy
Fey Whispy Thommy
Flabby Whiny Thommy
Fucking Wuss-like Thommy