May Allah protect Pakistan.

First it was Taliban... they got their clock cleaned, so it will be OK.

But now THIS?

What IS THIS?

Tosser what is the punishment for this in Pakistan? I would assume it would be to cut some heads off right?

Tosser what is the punishment for this in Pakistan?

Are you on drugs?

I would assume it would be to cut some heads off right?

Are you on drugs???? LOL

Finally! A cure for athlete's foot!

I have seen the vids of people dragged to a soccer field and executed in broad daylight. The taliban does not play.

I have seen the vids of people dragged to a soccer field and executed in broad daylight.

ARE

YOU

ON DRUGS???

I have seen the vids of people dragged to a soccer field and executed in broad daylight.

That was in Afghanistan BEFORE 9-11.

Charsee.... (junkie)

Put that pipe/bong/syringe down and concentrate.

What is this? A cult with a foot fetish? And what's that giant pepper mill?

What's with the saluting and dancing around this old guy?

WHO is this old guy?

Does he get laid?

Pakistan has lots of honor killings. Once some men find out another man kissed his wife's feet you can better believe there will be hell to pay. I can already see the newspaper headlines talking about mass executions that took place.

"ARE

YOU

ON DRUGS???"

I don't know about that, but I can attest to the fact that RastaNincumpoop is terminally stupid. Does THAT explain anything for you? We are hoping his posts will level out after his scheduled lobotomy.

Pakistan has lots of honor killings.

And Women keep getting raped in killed in the US too.

Please fuck off Junkie.

Once some men find out another man kissed his wife's feet you can better believe there will be hell to pay.

Yeah yeah yeah... when it happens, wake me up. LOL

No you fuckoff Tosser. Your country is a 3rd world shithole that smells like a cess pit. Your country has ass backwards traditions.

"Your country is a 3rd world shithole that smells like a cess pit. Your country has ass backwards traditions."

...and Tennessee is racist, right Nincumpoop? BOY...aren't you a sharp one.

Sometimes you have to Read, Ninnie. Looking at pictures is enjoyable, but to really learn, you must be able to read. Go check out a copy of "Dick and Jane" today and begin.

According to the latest figures, as measured by Pakistan's poverty line, 32.6 percent of the population is poor. More importantly, differences in income per capita across regions have persisted or widened as have gender gaps in education and health.

Jest you are little more than a retarded republican that can't get a grip on reality. Go listen to your Rush and Hannity. Maybe they can fill your brain up with more stupidity.

Rasta... you junkie... you just came here to ruin the mood.

Yes, Pakistan is poor, but cost of living is also a lot cheaper.

And secondly, being poor isn't a crime.

Now then Junkie... you are not getting any satisfaction here.

Just wondering where all the bitterness is coming from???

Rush... Hannity....

What a retard.

I just want this mystery solved.

The pic of the Aga Khan is a clue.

What is all the singing and dancing about, I have no clue.

What is the feet kissing and blessing about, I have no clue.

"Rasta... you junkie... you just came here to ruin the mood."

Nawww...RastaNincumpoop comes here for the sole purpose of providing entertainment for the brighter people on the DR. He actually thinks he's making salient points and influencing the rest of us. His handlers allow him to spend time on the computer because it keeps him out of the tattoo parlors. With his shaved head a tattoos, he REALLY believes he's a ninja. He wants the government to pay for additional tattoos and is currently experiencing some frustration.

He's a pathetic little copy-cat as well.

In my conversations with Goatee, he read that I know some kind of Karate shit and whatdayaknow? A few days later, HE started telling everyone HE was a black belt. LOL

Pathetic.

"Jackass". LOL

tosser you should talk to Rex. I have been taking martial arts for 11 years. I studied under the great Master Lee. The finest martial artist to have ever lived.

tosser you should talk to Rex.

Rex is in exile.

I have been taking martial arts for 11 years.

Doubtful. You haven't the cunning and the patience.

I studied under the great Master Lee.

What happens when he orders a pizza?

Pizza for "great Master Lee, best teacher"... no address needed. LOL

The finest martial artist to have ever lived.

THAT sentence makes you a guaranteed fraud.

I got my answer.

Tosser you know nothing except for the poverty which you live in.

Tosser you know nothing except for the poverty which you live in.

IS that right? Your karate skillz told you that? Came to you in a dream, yeah?

Fuck off Junkie... LOL

I know a filthy little fibber when I see one.

I apologize to everyone for Rasta the Junkie trying to ruin this thread by creating spam.

Please ignore the pathetically bitter fellow and help me solve this mystery about the pepper-mill, the old geezer and why is he kissing feet and why people are saluting him.

It is clear these guys are Aga-Khanis... followers of the Aga Khan from the north of Pakistan (many have Chinese features).

I have always known them to be nice people, but I had no idea they had an old guy with a foot fetish hidden away.

There is a saying of Prophet Mohamed... "heaven is beneath your mom's feet".

Is this guy... in some weird way... acting out on THAT?

Are all the women whose feet he is kissing... are they getting married or something? Or are they moms? Or they want his blessings to get married? Some of them are a bit old...

I don't think so... but this is too confusing.

What the frak are they saluting him for and singing and dancing around him for?

Where is Potato when you need him? He usually has some interesting ideas....

Where is Potato when you need him? He usually has some interesting ideas....
#27 | Posted by Tosser

That's funny because I've thought you could be spud for a while now.

Idiot what makes you think I take drugs? I takes drug tests where I work.

That's funny because I've thought you could be spud for a while now.

You think I am Potato and I am not "tosser from Pakland"?

Oh brother....

makes you think I take drugs?

You said "I takes drug tests where I work."

The fact they see your face and make you piss in a cup just because....

tosser - plenty of men have foot fetishes - this guy just seems to be enjoying himself - i had a very good friend in my younger days (he was a bit older) who used to come to my house and beg me to take my shoes off just so he could admire my lovely feet. once in awhile i'd allow him to give me a foot massage. it was marvelous. of course, sometimes i'd make him wash my vehicle or take me to lunch beforehand - you know, for the suspense leading up to the event.

BWAH! j/k

You think I am Potato and I am not "tosser from Pakland"?
#30 | Posted by Tosser

I didn't say that I didn't think you were from Pakistan.

Right... first I was some British wanker.... then I was from New Jersey... and then I was running a quickie-mart in some place called Peoria... and now I am Canadian???

Oh.. somewhere in between I was an Aussie too!

Isn't it finally just easier to accept that I am from Karachi???

Sheesh!

I didn't say that I didn't think you were from Pakistan.

Oh?

You want me to act like Spud?

That be harder than it looks.

You want me to act like Spud?

That be harder than it looks.

Not really.

Just put a Wiggles T-shirt and a pair of Keds on one of your goats.

You'll be good to go...

Not really.

Just put a Wiggles T-shirt and a pair of Keds on one of your goats.

You'll be good to go...

#37 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2009-06-19 10:40 AM | Reply

God damn that's funny.

Isn't it finally just easier to accept that I am from Karachi???
Sheesh!
#34 | Posted by Tosser

Could be from Karachi but who's spent some time in whatever part of the Great White North Spud sez he's from. Spud's manner of posting isn't that dissimilar from yours beyond the words and spellings he employs. His writing style is so unique that it would be pretty easy for somebody to create it as an alter ego and not have to worry about obvious simiilarities in writing style. I believe you have the self control, writing-wise, to pull it off.

But I'm happy to believe you if you say this is not the case.

who's spent some time in whatever part of the Great White North Spud sez he's from.

Never been there, never seen snow.

But I'm happy to believe you if you say this is not the case.

That is not the case.

There you go. Now please believe.

God damn that's funny.

Only to someone who looks like this:

Oh and my IP is 116.71.60.189

Check that out where it be from.

Ask RCADE where I post from. I am sure he can pinpoint exactly who is posting from where.

That is not the case.
There you go. Now please believe.
#40 | Posted by Tosser

Well, since you said please.

Well, since you said please.

THANK YOU.

Karachi

Tosser

Re your post # 1

Please look at these pics and tell me what's up? Why is this guy kissing women's feet? Why is everyone saluting this old geezer?

I don't know that I'd call letting this geezer fondle their feet means these women are "saluting" him.

Looks more to me like an old guy with a foot fetish -- one of those toe lickers.

And now I suppose these women all each be stoned to death in the village square by their beloved family members as honor killings while the toe licker goes free?

And now I suppose these women all each be stoned to death in the village square by their beloved family members as honor killings while the toe licker goes free?

Posted by CalifChris

Toe lickers have rights, too, you know

I don't know that I'd call letting this geezer fondle their feet means these women are "saluting" him.

You have not seen all the pictures.

Everyone please look at all the pics, thanks.

It gets weirder and weirder.

Also please comment about that pepper-mill or whatever that thing is he is holding in his hands.

Just put a Wiggles T-shirt and a pair of Keds on one of your goats.

You'll be good to go...

#37 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao at 2009-06-19 10:40 AM

Go on.......

Mangoat.

Okay Tosser, I will say it is a fertility ritual since men are present.

You have not seen all the pictures.

i211.photobucket.com

That's a salute alright.

All foot fetishes aside, is this just the Pakistani equivalent of our crazy fundos who speak in tongues and hallucinate about god?

Do you post on that forum that you linked to?

Pepper Mill...Hookah...Bong...Talking Stick?

Miniaturized Chemtrail Diffusion Machine?!

Dunno...

I am very, very proud when my Pope washes the feet of indigents every year on international television (and before television was invented).
Acts of humility by religious leaders are more needed and not to be mocked.

I am very, very proud when my Pope washes the feet of indigents

Yea, what is that -- the Holy Thursday ritual if I remember right? I was an altar boy and was serving mass on that day. The priest was washing one guy's feet who had the craziest looking toes I had ever seen. They were long and eerily crooked. I was trying as hard as I could not to laugh, but a few snickers snuck out. Man, was the priest pissed at me. He never did like me much anyway, especially when he caught me munching from a pocketful of unblessed hosts.

Also please comment about that pepper-mill or whatever that thing is he is holding in his hands.

#50 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-06-19 04:29 PM

I'm not about to make a comment on what purpose your Pakistani toe licking buddy might have had in mind for using a pepper mill.

Okay Tosser, I will say it is a fertility ritual since men are present.

Well, since women are playing a big part in whatever is happening, you might be correct.

Some part is connected to having babies or getting a good husband... don't know. Seems logical.

I thought the saluting was a little unnerving

I would call it strange... I wouldn't call it unnerving. These guys are Aga Khanis... "Ismaili"... I have never heard of anyone from the Ismaili community breaking a law and landing in jail. Even if they are dirt poor, they always have enough to eat and are never in trouble.

They are safe and harmless.

Though looking at their history... I read a book about them... they are the direct descendants of of the "Hashasheen" cult. You know... where you get the word "Assasin" from. LOL

most people on your Defence Forum are at most slightly weirded out

Some of them are Canadian-Pakistani.

When you give a gun to a Canadian or get them talking about guns and stuff, you get "weirded out".

Most others are like me... normal and logical.

A lot of them are real officers or military brats. So what is discussed there is often very accurate.

I know for a fact, (it was shown on TV) that BBC news looks up our Defence Forum to get clues on what the fuck we are up to. LOL

is this just the Pakistani equivalent of our crazy fundos who speak in tongues and hallucinate about god?

I have no idea. I am seeing this for the first time.

But on the outside, the Aga Khanis are harmless.

Do you post on that forum that you linked to?

Sure.

Pepper Mill...Hookah...Bong...Talking Stick?

Miniaturized Chemtrail Diffusion Machine?!

Dildo?

Bansree. Looks more like a bansree (aka flute with wide opennings).

If not that, then think of those huge staffs that Indian images of hanuman carries with a humongoid cylinder on the top.

As for this picture; it must be some variation on the Buzurgoon Say Dua Parhana. Except he also gives a peck on the women's feet; probably more along the lines of blessing them than having any particular "fertility" ritual. Plus its Pakistan; there are like soo many sects out there, many of them with dedicated buzurgs. Ismailis are known for having a lot of various branches. There are also a lot of religious/spiritual leaders out there so it could be some guy from Hunza who's come down. And yes look at the background of the pictures and you'll see "Hunza" and "Purnur" written there.

LOL I googled Purnur and the original posting came up. The guys on the forum sound like they can point you to the neighbourhood "mosque" of these guys.

The foot thing is just some special way of blessing these supplicants. The salute(?) definitely is not a part of any religious action, but it is so well known in Pakistan despite being a foreign creation that it might just seem obvious to these people to do so.

They were only showing respect and he was blessing them, probably bt saying some special prayer before touching the feet.

Case Closed.

If not that, then think of those huge staffs that Indian images of hanuman carries with a humongoid cylinder on the top.

Like a pehlawan carries for doing wrist shoulder exercises?

It sort of looks like that, but is too small. Could be a flute... but then why isn't he sticking it to his mouth?

In one of the pics there is a guy playing a flute, but that's a regular flute.

Just put a Wiggles T-shirt and a pair of Keds on one of your goats.

You'll be good to go...

#37 | Posted by Jak_Se_Mao

FF lol

The dude is definitely from England--he has that hat/cap.

The dude is definitely from England--he has that hat/cap.

That is a common cap worn in Pak.