The insurance companies are going to love this. Now if you can't get it up you have to pay for it yourself.

This is what Omama meant by cutting cost..

........I'm up for that......

Doctors better hope they haven't pulled a boner over this,

Help Help I have a WOODY that's five hours old, should I go to the ER and show the nursing staff...

Cool. We can spike drinks at the bar and get the ugly girls laid.

I certainly would not go to the ER for help, I hear they just pack the boys in ice ahhhhhh, that would turn the big red rocket blue...

One day at the pharmacy;

Pharmacists; 'Well, hello, Mr Lipz, how can i help you'?

Lipz; 'I would like to get some viagra'.

Pharm; 'Ok, come back here, we have a test to see if you need it'. (closes door).

(after a few minutes, Robin Meade from CNN comes in wearing a victoria's secret ensemble).

Lipz; 'gaaaassssssppppppppp'

Lipz's penis; 'Boing'

Pharm; 'You don't need viagra, you just need a woman that excites you'.

Lipz; 'But, I only have my wife and I like her'.

Pharm; 'Ok, Ok, here ya go'.

-----Later------

Mrs. Lipz; 'oooooo, ahhhhhhh'.

Lipz; 'I love you too Robin, I mean Mrs. Lipz'.

Things are definitely looking "up".

This is real health care reform...