One day at the pharmacy;
Pharmacists; 'Well, hello, Mr Lipz, how can i help you'?
Lipz; 'I would like to get some viagra'.
Pharm; 'Ok, come back here, we have a test to see if you need it'. (closes door).
(after a few minutes, Robin Meade from CNN comes in wearing a victoria's secret ensemble).
Lipz; 'gaaaassssssppppppppp'
Lipz's penis; 'Boing'
Pharm; 'You don't need viagra, you just need a woman that excites you'.
Lipz; 'But, I only have my wife and I like her'.
Pharm; 'Ok, Ok, here ya go'.
-----Later------
Mrs. Lipz; 'oooooo, ahhhhhhh'.
Lipz; 'I love you too Robin, I mean Mrs. Lipz'.
