Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
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This is a non-exhaustive sampling of what the DR looks like striking out:

I am betting it's either Rex or Jackass. It's typical of their ilk.
My guess would be that Montecore is the author of the page.
Montecore's not that clever. I'm pretty sure it is ozarkaggie
The culprit in my opinion? I believe Hans has come back and paid us a visit.
I was thinking Nulli. He's been way too quiet lately.
Does anyone remember the Secret Diary of Rogers Cadenhead?
Creative enough to be Doc, but I don't know if he's geek enough. I'm going to guess that it was done by Roger's wife, who probably sees us as the bunch of freaks we are.
it has manypaths written all over it - syntax. has he even weighed in on this yet?
101 - was this your work? Tell the truth, man!

...and the side is RETIRED!!!!

The prank's been fun while it lasted, but it's come time to let the cat out of the bag.

I, ZARATHUSTRA, am the one who's been posting as Olly / LarryMOAR, and am the sole author of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about the DR!

A musical interlude: Kyuss - Thumb

I see it as a roast. ~ Goatman

i think goatman is a pretty cool guy. eh successfully trolls trolls and doesn't afraid of anything.

Goatee is mostly correct; all was written in the spirit of a roast...except for the sections on Zitgrease and LOLFailBorne.

That was me slinging some poo. LOL!

Please direct all letters of adulation, threats of violence, miscellaneous comments, and any questions to: drudgetard1@yahoo.com.

(User handle and town, user handle and town, user handle and town if you wish to opine! No bloviating; please. That's *my* job.)

Or, just say it to my e-face! :)

Gotta run for a little bit. Will be back later.

Have a nice day!

~Thus Posted Zarathustra

By a 175-5 vote house Republicans voted to surrender to the taliban and al queda and cut and run from both Iraq and afghanistan.
Apparently they are ticked off with the hyphenated chicken-hawk moniker and prefer to go with one name only-"chicken".
Either that or they are spreading their "ghetto love" for domestic terrorists to a more inclusive terrorist loving.

China and Russia to trade with their own currencies?

Is this a precursor where the American dollar is regarded as it was long ago during our Revolutionary period and post-Revolutionary period, where a term of derogation was "Not worth a Continental." That was our currency then, and with the printing presses running amok, that's the future. Want to buy a loaf of bread? Bring a wheelbarrow of paper with big numbers on the pseudo currency. A new America provided by Obama, the Keynesian, who confuses the printing of paper money with the creation of goods and services, and creation of wealth. You see, people are supposed to pretend that the paper somehow represents some product. And the prospect of getting some of the paper is supposed to motivate them. More and more paper to product ratio. Uh oh.

Problem? Me worry? Nah. Just keep putting larger and larger numbers on the paper.

Zarathustra

Bull shit. You didn't post it. Opportunist.

LAST NIGHT AND TODAY IN CONGRESS

DEMOCRATS vote FOR voter fraud and AGAINST truth and justice in the speakers office.

congress..DEMOCRATS>..voted FOR voter fraud by denying the republicans attempt to REMOVE ACORN from taking the census

and dems THEN voted down a measure that would investigate NANCY PELOSI..

WHITE HOUSE REFUSES TO PUBLISH GUEST LIST

so MISTER PRESIDENT..take you TRANSPARENT GOVERNMENT bullshit and stick it up your black ass because you were a fuckin liar about it the whole time

Zarathustra et al, as a compassionate and empathetic human being, I'm pleased for you that you were able to amuse yourself. From autoerotica to autoliteratii.

Ad astra per aspera.

OBAMA SLAMS FOX NEWS

in interview for cnbc obama said that there is one station that you could watch all day and not find one positive story "ABOUT ME"

ABOUT ME
ABOUT ME
ABOUT ME..

and this ass ISNT a narcisist???
and why is it that he thinks networks are supposed to kiss his ass..OH I KNOW WHY....

SO whats the conclusion

well put this with ABC becoming nothing more but an agent of the white house
cnn and msnbc already so far up his ass.....

and the white house press corps with thier tongues firmly planted on his ass

only conclusion you can reach

its the death of american journalism..........

Zarathustra lives life in the fast lane!

DEMOCRATS vote FOR

It sucks when one party is in power. It's too bad the Republicans fucked up everything for the last eight years.

It's Newspeak, afkab2. Obama is venerated as was Adolph Hitler, so He can do no wrong, and his companion, Michelle, is transformed by the media from plug ugly to a fashion icon.

Look up the new definition of opaque. Transparent is its synonym. A "Bull" was issued by the office of POTUS to that effect. I wonder where that leaves translucent.

Zarathustra lives life in the fast lane!
He lives vicariously through himself. He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.
He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, it's Colt 45.

Republicans can only look ahead. All there is in the rear view mirror is scorched earth.

Where is our Goldwater? No more Bob Dole's in the Republican ranks? I'd give anything for a true conservative to at least speak up.

Nice to see the righties comfortable with their new role as defeatican surrender monkeys. Harkens back to their roots with Nixon and Reagan.

There is ALWAYS only one party in power, whatever the party name they pretend. It's like all local gangs have their names, but belong to the Crips.
Incidentally, scary thought. They talk about red and blue states. Those are the colors of the Crips and Bloods.

I wonder where that leaves translucent.

Your undoubtedly white skin.

Cracker.

CNN Headline on front page:

Fly bugs Obama, so he coolly smacks it

The left's obsession.

There used to be checks and balances. They were inept, but there were differences. Now there just nuance.

Only Kucinich, McGovern, and Woolsey spoke and lobbied against war money, with Filner and a few other Democrats publicly opposing the IMF funding. As far as I know, only Kucinich spoke on the floor of the House against war funding, and he did so repeatedly. Barbara Lee put out a statement against the war funding after it had passed.

The actual vote on the bill came shortly after the procedural vote, with 32 Democrats voting No. Of the original 51, 30 stayed strong: Tammy Baldwin, Michael Capuano, John Conyers, Lloyd Doggett, Donna Edwards, Keith Ellison, Sam Farr, Bob Filner, Alan Grayson, Raul Grijalva, Michael Honda, Marcy Kaptur, Dennis Kucinich, Barbara Lee, Zoe Lofgren, Eric Massa, Jim McGovern, Michael Michaud, Donald Payne, Chellie Pingree, Jared Polis, Jose Serrano, Carol Shea-Porter, Jackie Speier, John Tierney, Nikki Tsongas, Maxine Waters, Diane Watson, Peter Welch, and Lynn Woolsey. These 30 were joined by these 2: Brad Sherman, Pete Stark.

These 32 Congress members, in many cases, stood up to threats, promises, and abuse from the White House and Nancy Pelosi. President Obama and several cabinet secretaries, the National Security Advisor, and of course the White House Chief of staff lobbied hard, including threatening to cut off all future electoral support. These members resisted and placed the interests of their constitutents and of the people of America, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Iraq, above the interests of the Democratic Party. They are heroes.

On a different topic, Pelosi stood to personally lose $7.5 million unless AIG was bailed out.

Fly bugs Obama, so he coolly smacks it

Obama's "Dirty Harry" moment.

ANNOUCEMENT

the federal reserve will...under obama plan being annouced today...will take over EVEN MORE CONTROL..

I wonder what john adams and the other early presidents who hated the idea of something like this or a national bank concept would be thinking about this TAKEOVER...

I keep getting this image of a big and old house being taken over by growing vines..like in some pics that may be in "great expectations" or something like that
with thier tentacles growing more and more and CHOKING THE LIFE OUT of whatever its growing on...i this case...the american taxpayer and thus ..AMercia....

Harkens back to their roots with Nixon and Reagan.

#13 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-06-17 12:16 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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NIXON and reagan..........okayyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyy

and that poll about 40% ..OOPS I forgot..that poll doesnt agree with you and thus it is faulty..
sorry....lol

On a different topic, Pelosi stood to personally lose $7.5 million unless AIG was bailed out.

#18 | Posted by nutcase at 2009-06-17 12:20

HOLY SHIT>.I didnt know that..

and NOW DEMS tell REPUBLICANS THAT NO....we cant find out the truth about her and the cia shit...

tsk tsk

dems overreaching....JUST AS PREDICTED

thinking about this TAKEOVER...

They'd still be wondering how airplanes stay aloft.

....JUST AS PREDICTED

Who predicted?

Wait - WAIT!

MY post about Obama smacking flies making the FRONT PAGE OF CNN trumps all other posts today. Sorry guys, you lose.

CNN's Fly story > All today's Drudge content.

"It sucks when one party is in power. It's too bad the Republicans fucked up everything for the last eight years." #9 | Posted by Ron_Karate

Ahhh, the "Republicans fucked up the last 8 years" isn't exactly correct. The Republicans fucked up the first six of the last eight years. The Democrats really fucked up the last two of the last eight years. If you are giving credit, then give credit where it is really due.

Who predicted?

#24 | Posted by Ron_Karate at 2009

various people on FOX news as well as some publications

It wasnt me because as we all know I DONT MAKE PREDICTIONS......

There has been a lot of discussion concerning the number of "Czars" that are being created by the Obamaman. I tend to agree that there are to many and when you take into account the methods for removing a sitting Czar, it gets even less desirable.

To remove a Czar, according to established president is difficult and can be down right messy. A late night pickup of the indented as well as every member of the family, taking them to a secret location and gunning them down. This is in keeping with time honored tradition and must be followed. In accepting such a position, one must give serious consideration to removal for what ever the reason. Not a good way to lose a job.

Ahhh, the "Republicans fucked up the last 8 years" isn't exactly correct. The Republicans fucked up the first six of the last eight years. The Democrats really fucked up the last two of the last eight years. If you are giving credit, then give credit where it is really due.

I'd agree with that statement.

It looks as if the people of Bermuda are really happy about the new Gitmo citizens. That is completely oppsite from what the MSM is reporting. Surprise! They are even protesting.

"Bermuda Isn't Feeling the Love for the Uighurs or for Premier Brown"

soitgoesinshreveport.blogspot.
com

EXCPET THIS ONE

GERALD MOLPIN ISSUE

the man FIRED BY OBAMA because he was getting too close to one of obamas BLACK PALS....
now Claire Mccaskle has asked for a congressional investigation into the matter

SO SA....its not a matter of molpin being old and other shit after all

UNLESS the other dems VOTE DOWN A SEARCH FOR TRUTH as they did on the pelosi matter.....

I'd agree with that statement.

#29 | Posted by badjuju at 2009

WELL GOOD

I will alert the media....LOL

C'mon. It was a true bipartisan fuck-up...hands across the aisle!

There has been a lot of discussion concerning the number of "Czars" that are being created by the Obamaman. I tend to agree that there are to many and when you take into account the methods for removing a sitting Czar, it gets even less desirable.
#28 | Posted by keith204 at 2009-06-17

HEY KEITH

main democrat champion AGAINST CZARS

Robert SHEETS Byrd........

so for once I can say...go get em.....mister grand wizard....

The adulation of Obama mirrors the adulation for Hitler in Nazi Germany. Here is a declaration by Rev. Niemoller and six other Lutheran clergy denouncing the elevation of Hitler to cult status and the veneration of Hitler that exempted him from scrutiny and criticism. Niemoller wa an ardent nationalist and former supporter of Hitler, who became disaffected.

Here is introduction to and the text of the statement:

And in a celebrated manifesto, produced and smuggled out of the country in classic Charter-77 style, and reprinted in the foreign press just prior to the 1936 Olympics, he along with 9 other pastors wrote to Hitler:

"Our people are trying to break the bond set by God. That is human conceit rising against God. In this connection we must warn the Fuhrer, that the adoration frequently bestowed on him is only due to God. Some years ago the Fuhrer objected to having his picture placed on Protestant altars. Today his thoughts are used as a basis not only for political decisions but also for morality and law. He himself is surrounded with the dignity of a priest and even of an intermediary between God and man We ask that liberty be given to our people to go their way in the future under the sign of the Cross of Christ, in order that our grandsons may not curse their elders on the ground that their elders left them a state on earth that closed to them the Kingdom of God." [from TIME Magazine July 27, 1936]

****************************** ****************************** *****************************

Is there any parallel between the veneration of Obama and the veneration of Hitler by the Germans in their salad days?

Where else could reality be so transformed. An example of this is the the presentation of the falsehood that Michelle Robinson Obama, a conspicuously deformed and ugly person is a fashion icon and a beautiful woman. Reality is shunned for them personally as it is by an adulating media in regard to misbegotten domestic and foreign policies and programs. This mood presents a clear and present danger to America. It presages an Orwellian future.

I love how the republicans are beginning their usual, "beat a dead horse until its a bloody pulp"
thing on the issue of Fear Mongering and "Obama's coming to turn America into some Socialist Regime, so get your guns and prepare for the coming Teabag Revolution"...

Would be nice if the Republicans, just for once, would, like, come up with an positive contribution to the debate or to the legislative agenda... instead of, you know legalizing AK-47's in National Parks for the NRA...

My guess is that they will continue to do the same, "beat a dead horse until its a bloody pulp" thing about Big Government being evil, and rant about the usual Flush Limbaugh, Bill O'Liely and Sarah Palin pseudo-intellectual joe six-pack jive...

They've got nothing of substance to contribute...

I have never flagged a single post til today, I bet you can guess which one I just did and why.

SO SA....its not a matter of molpin being old and other shit after all

UNLESS the other dems VOTE DOWN A SEARCH FOR TRUTH as they did on the pelosi matter.....

#31 | Posted by afkabl2

I didn't say anything about him being "old". In fact, very early on I said this should be looked into.

I also pointed out that this guy has been in trouble with 2 (Bush) US Attorneys over his job performance and ethics. So it isn't exactly like this came out of left field.

SORRY TO POST AGAIN SO SOON

no really..

BUT WATCH CSPAN for hearings on health care

L GRAHAM Already this morning has kicked democrat ASS all morning long.....

and it begged a good question from fox listener..
and I agree..
I might ALMOST sign onto national health care

IF

congress had to have the same plans, but some have already said..NO WAY TO THAT............why would they LOSE so many benefits that WE PAY FOR........

I find that hard to believe....

"I might ALMOST sign onto national health care"

You already have national health care which we pay for. It's the rest of us who need what we pay for you to have.

the only part of his history that I have heard or read about was his involvment with the roy cohn affair and what was his role in watergate??? something about investigating or what?? do you know???

anyway.,..he had SOMETHING to do with watergate...

AGAIN>..a dem like CLAIRE thinks it should be looked into even if you want to give OBAMA A PASS...(WOW>..theres a real STUNNING SURPRISE).......LOL

It's the rest of us who need what we pay for you to have.

Im gonna have to read this part slower..

rest
of us
who NEED

what WE PAY

for YOU TO HAVE

sorry...dont get your point...
if you are talking medicare..IM not near old enough to get it and I am STILL making monthly payments INTO it as I have for a lot of years..
but thanks for your concern
AND IF YOU AND SA ARE paying something for me..
I NEED A RAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"IM not near old enough"????

Really????

I have never flagged a single post til today, I bet you can guess which one I just did and why.

#37 | Posted by danni

This entire nooner needs to be flagged IMHO.

Afkadribblingshitdownhischin is gonna have a stroke pretty soon, just a shame I'm not there to watch him flop like a trout on the library floor while some socialist librarian calls the socialist 911 line to ask that the socialist ambulance service be dispatched to scoop him off the floor so that his socialist retirement insurance can pay for the care that he receives at the hospital.

Of course, that socialist librarian may overlook his rotting carcass for a couple of hours just so the lech is not hanging around harassing the young girls.

Really????

#44 | Posted by danni at

well...Okay...should have said...not QUITE old enough to be more accurate........

nice post reagan.......filled with compassion and diversity of thought and all those other progressive ideals..........

BUT LOOK HERE

BREAKING NEWS from the afkabl2 news wire...

OKAY so its not so much breaking as a day old.......

CNN and other networks told not to leave thier hotel rooms and not to cover demonstrations in iran..
iran removing satelite broadcast and phones and other sorts of communication.

HEY...I wonder if there are any democrats there in a onlooker role...so they can prepare to do the same here soon.
OR maybe they are 'communication blockout advisors'

Your prank will long live in Drudge Retort infamy, Zarathustra. Well done.

yeah it was real clever.......he said sarcastically..LOL

NOW DAMMIT
I DONT CARE WHAT PARTY OR leaning you are

THIS SHOULD PISS YOU OFF.
its proof of dems telling the country that pelosi is 'untouchable'...

and IM serious...what are they scared of??????

www.sltrib.com

#51 | Posted by afkabl2

Bishop tries, fails to launch a probe into Pelosi

UUUUGGGG!

Bishop tries, fails to launch a probe into Pelosi

BA DUMP DUMP

thank ya smitty....

THATS AWFULL...........lol

Sorry, That's as far as I got.....

Yes, it was a particularly nice post BL2. I'm not HOPING for you to experience a CVA, it's just a given with your hysterical little girly squealing and crying constantly.

IM NOT WHINING..........lol

and here is another TRUTH

HEY MIsTER south korea guy who said that he and the president were committed to north korea NOT getting a nuke

Ive got some news for you sir...obama's comments always come with an 'expiration date' and if its POLITICALLY eXPEDIANT for him to let the little shit from NKOREA blow your ass up...he wont hestitate to just tell the world that he doesnt want to "meddle" in north koreas affairs

he will sell your ass up the rive if he had to in other words....

Dude. I can't fucking read this AFKABLABALB shit. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING TYPE.

Joe, we rarely agree but you nailed that one. BL2's crap writing makes a normal persons eyes water, bowels cramp and is generally difficult on the psyche.

bite me..both of you...
as I have said on several occasions

people made fun of e....b....white

ranted against beethoven and rioted at the first performance of stravinsky's rite of spring.
Its not my fault that you two just cant recognize nor understand my "style"...

and that leads me to this link of CLINTON possibly being in trouble in Brazil.....

www.washingtonpost.com

Zarathustra

Bull shit. You didn't post it. Opportunist.

#4 | Posted by Ron_Karate

Tell me then, who was it?

THIS is an opportunist.

Anyone else you know of that has the proficiency to pull it off? Seen anything like this before? Check my posting history and compare for yourself. I'm not doing anyone's homework for them.

RCade can confirm by cross-checking IPs that I am, indeed "Olly" and authored the ED article (I doubt my machine got a new DHCP lease and changed IPs in the couple of hours between when I was posting on my other handle and this one). He got an e-mail from me, too.

Of course, you're free to believe what you'd like.

All I can do is lead the horse(s) to water; can't make 'em drink.

Its not my fault that you two just cant recognize nor understand my "style"...

Posted by afkabl2

I just flushed a bowl of your style. Feel much better.

ah wis....thats ALMOST funny...

but here is something NOT funny...

MY LAST POST HERE FOR TODAY..

this link is another bit of proof

american journalism IS DEAD..

www.mediabistro.com

and another thing

USA
born: july 4, 1776
died: first tuesday of november, 2009

hasta laredo BABY.,...

Has anybody noticed that Sally Fields is still pretty effin' hot?

Has anybody noticed that Sally Fields is still pretty effin' hot?

#63 | Posted by briwo

Her hump back turns me off.

Briwo,

You are correct she was smokin' hot as a flying imaginary sky friend wife and she's still got it as a gramma. Of course, the fact that she'll always be younger than me might have some influence in that.

Wis: I've nevef noticed her hump back.

Regan: I have seen her in that arthritis commercial where she's playing Twister with the little kid. she's wearing jeand and still looking good.

Of course, the fact that she'll always be younger than me might have some influence in that.

#65 | Posted by Reagan58 at 2009-06-17 01:41 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I dont think THIS is what has kept you and her from 'hooking up'

I know I said last post and all but THIS LINK IS TOO IMPORTANT TO LEAVE OUT TODAY
what these people are trying to tell us is more important than worry about the ire of some of you

www.cprights.org

#37 | Posted by danni at 2009-06-17 12:34 PM

I have never flagged a single post til today, I bet you can guess which one I just did and why.

Sure. You flagged my post on the similarity of the adulation of Adolph Hitler and Barack Hussein Obama with the veneration of their obsequious sycophants exalting them as gods, and of course, the dire consequences that ensued.

Of course, you flagged it as "Newsworthy."

danni, always on the alert against the encroachment of tyranny irrespective of the source of the danger. Thanks for the recognition and support, danni. Through solidarity we gain strength.

#1 | Posted by Zarathustra at 2009-06-17 12:02 PM | Reply |

Who? It's getting strange when I don't even know who the people are that I own.

1 minute of video of today's continued protests in Iran.

rawstory.com

TEHRAN (AFP) Iran's opposition held another rally and stepped up its challenge to the Islamic regime on Wednesday as the authorities intensified a crackdown on the media to try to contain the biggest crisis since the 1979 revolution.

Tens of thousands of supporters of defeated Iranian presidential candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi took part in what was billed as a "silent" protest rally, marching through central Tehran, witnesses said.

#70 | Posted by 101Chairborne

My family doesn't own anyone anymore....your lucky.

Iranian soccer players wear green for live televised game.

The stars of Iran's soccer team wore green wristbands in support of the anti-government protesters, during a game broadcast live on Iranian state TV yesterday. "State television, which has been broadcasting Mr Ahmadi-Nejad's competing rallies, has steered clear of images of Mr Moussavi's protests," the Financial Times notes. "But given the popularity of football in Iran, keeping the match off the air would not have been an option."

After half-time, only one player kept his green wristband on. Iranian bloggers speculated that "Ali Abadi, chairman of the Iranian Football Federation (FFI), who is close to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, had telephoned Seoul during half time and instructed the players to remove the green wristbands immediately."

1 minute of video of today's continued protests in Iran.

WHAT THEY need is a few 'community organizers' and that will show them

but ACORN wont be available

thanks to DEMOCRATS today..or last night..
thanks to dems they will have thier hands full
DEFRAUDING THE american census.

Tens of thousands of supporters of defeated Iranian presidential candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi took part in what was billed as a "silent" protest rally, marching through central Tehran, witnesses said.

#71 | Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2009-

HEY SA

did you read about this guy?

it seems that they are right when they say that him in charge isnt a real 'revolution' either .

in the 80s right after the last revolution I read that he was in charge of SEVEN THOUSAND executions

SHIT MAN thats even more than we have in texas.........

#74 | Posted by afkabl2

Good ol' Ish. Leave it to the Liberry Loser to take something non-partisan and turn it into a lame, ineffectual hack attack.

Where else could reality be so transformed.

Well, we had generals telling their troops George W Bush was chosen by God to lead the military. That really trumps any fantasies of the righties about adulation of Obama. We had righties spend years excusing Bush from any responsibility for the 9-11 fuck-up, the Iraq war fuck-up the economic fuck-up or even Tora Bora. We had "Mission Accomplished" just before the shit hit the fan in Iraq.

We had people, including military members swearing loyalty oaths to the President before they could go fawn at one of his public speeches. Pretty much the same as the German military being made to swear loyalty to Hitler, not the German nation so they could attend the Nuremburg rallies. We had a fabricated reason to invade another country and declare a holy war (crusade as Bush called it) against a non-christian group of people (see the reichstag fire for Hitler's version). we had party hacks running things they were in no way qualified for. (see Iraq and FEMA). A lot like Hitler's entourage.

And while we're on the topic of right wing fantasies and propaganda, anybody seen that Biden daughter snorting coke tape? The hate whitey tape? McCain's super secret plan for capturing bin laden?

But now that the NOppers have run up the white flag against the terriers, maybe they'll have time to produce them. Or a budget with numbers...

Who? It's getting strange when I don't even know who the people are that I own.

#70 | Posted by 101Chairborne

No surprise that you don't "know" me, beer-tits.

You ever get that prophylactic mastectomy that I recommended to you, fat boy?

You post more in a single day than I do in several weeks, and I have little to no interest in building or maintaining a "rep" around here.

You, on the other hand, thought my article was pretty funny until I started spamming the bed-pissing quote:

I'm drunk. I have no idea how I made it to work this moring. All I knoiw id my wife is pissed off becaise I pissed the bed...the last thing I actually rememebr is leaving Applebee's of all places...I went to watch the gane and use a gift certificate some tool from work got me and the next thing I know is I wake up in a wet bed. I know I wnet to some bar after aplebees, and they supposedlly had free dradfts from 10pm till midnight (rollingrock), but the rest is a blur. I hope I sober up for my 3om meeting...Supposedly the down comforter isn't cheap to have dry-cleaned...again.

Go piss a bed, FailBorne.

---

I made a few updates that ought to be sufficient to put any skepticism regarding the authorship of my article to rest.

Have a nice day!

"died: first tuesday of november, 2009"
afkababble

What's going to happen on th efirs Tuesday in November 2009 babbler?

oops, should be "on the first"

You rarely post yet you're infatuated with me? For starters, that's strange. But then thinking you've got a winner with the bed pissing quote is even stranger.
The page you obviously put a lot of thought and effort in to was funny. The addition of anything about me doesn't make it any less funny.
That all being said, you're perhaps the strangest and sorriest of all my puppets. You see, I taunt them continuously, where as you're just some pud that got himself all worked up without me even having to direct a post towards you. A real live one.

Are you butt-hurt because I showed that bitch Americunty to be a liar?

ZARATHUSTRA

Re: your Post # 1

I, ZARATHUSTRA, am the one who's been posting as Olly / LarryMOAR, and am the sole author of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about the DR!

Your article was clever and well done but I've got a question for you.

Have you ever posted on DR under any other username (other than "Olly" and "LarryMOAR")?

You seemed to know a lot about everyone's posting history/personalities yet you would have been one of the last posters I would have guessed to have done it as I didn't really feel I even knew that much about you.

Your posting history says you joined DR on August 23, 2006. Yet your first post on DR as "Zarathustra" wasn't until 03-27-2009. After that date it said "no more entries" under "Zarathustra" (unless for some reason they had all been deleted).

Did you just "lurk" on DR until March 27, 2009 and then post on here for the very first time? Or were you posting on DR prior to that time but under different handles?

No big deal, I guess, but when we all tried to guess who the author was -- going by his knowing a lot about other posters' histories on here -- and then it ends up being a poster who has (allegedly) only posted on DR for only 3 months (when he's been signed up since 2006) it begs the question what other usernames have you used on DR?

It's a fair question to ask, don't you think?

Sign Bernie Sander's petition for Single Payer Health Care Insurance.

It only takes a minute and this link will take you directly there.
Pass the link to anyone else you can think of, we should get millions to sign.

www.sanders.senate.gov

Funny stuff, Zarawhatsis.

Are you butt-hurt because I showed that bitch Americunty to be a liar?

#82 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Maybe he's AmericanUnity's "friend". The one who emailed him the Lake Michigan Iceberg photo's that AU got called on the carpet for.

#84 | Posted by danni

Done.

The Man Who Would Be God
by Burt Prelutsky

Excerpts:

A while back, I heard Obama bragging about his first few months in the White House. When he claimed he had done as much in that period as any president in history, my initial thought was for the first time in his life he was being modest. Frankly, I think he's done more, much more, and I only wish that some of it had been good for America.

He's taken over car companies, banks and lending institutions. He's printed so much currency that he's the envy of counterfeiters and con men everywhere. He's buried the nation in so much debt that children born 40 years down the road will be greeted with a slap on the butt and a lien on future earnings. For good measure, the Community Organizer in Chief has created more czars than the Romanovs.

Still, we're told, a majority of Americans like Obama. That would absolutely confound me if I weren't already aware that a lot of people think David Letterman, Jon Stewart and Bill Maher are funny.

But liberals are always, in the words of the Siamese king, a puzzlement.

One of the things that annoy me the most about Obama is how easily he lies. One of the things that annoy me about the media is the way they enable him to get away with it.

For instance, when he jammed through the trillion-dollar pork pie, he claimed it was so urgently needed he couldn't spare the legislators even 48 hours to plow through the 1,100 pages. However, once they passed the bill, Obama waited four days before flying off to Denver to sign it.

Lately, there's been a video making the rounds on the Internet showing one of Obama's female bureaucrats being grilled by a congressional committee that was trying to find out where a couple of trillion dollars might have gone missing. I almost felt sorry for the lady as she shuffled her papers around, as if the money might be hiding between the pages. After six or seven minutes of this hilarious but chilling charade, I fully expected her to say her dog ate it.

A second lie that recently went unquestioned by the media was Obama's claim that he had only given President Sarkozy short shrift when he was in France because it was essential that he get back to the Oval Office and make those tough decisions that only he can make. And, sure enough, it turned out that within an hour of his return to Washington, he was on the golf course, making one of those gut-wrenching executive decisions deciding whether to use a putter or a sand wedge from the edge of a bunker.

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You've not to give Obama credit. He thrives on believing himself to be a god. He preens. He prances. He postures. And surely, he's found his niche. He is prepared for his role since he is a narcissist and so wholeheartedly believes that the ultimate test of what is good, is what is good for him regardless of the office he holds. And being a sociopath, he has no compunctions regarding any actions he might decide to take. Of course, he's more complicated than that. His staccato delivery indicates his neurological problems. Things just don't flow. And his psychosis, even though he remains ambulatory, convinces him of his "hem of the garment" powers. Nutty is as nutty does. Lie. Lie. Lie. And his gullible sycophantic followers adulate his every word. Why he ever arouses emotions of media members such as Chris Matthews, who feels "a tingle" run up and down his leg when he sees Obama. Just curious. Is Chris Matthews straight? Is it a sexual thing?

cbs2chicago.com

future presidents?

Hey Johnson, let us know when President Obama lies us into a war, ok??

#90 | Posted by danni

or out of two?

men only rail cars in japan:

www.reuters.com

I have never flagged a single post til today, I bet you can guess which one I just did and why.-Danni

Danni, that is absolutely pathetic. You know damn good and well that Bush was called Hitler, compared to Hitler, and associated with Hitler over and over again by you and your friends. Johnson made a coherent and valid post and you are a pussy for flagging it.

#77 Northguy

Northguy, there was no shortage of Bush being likened to Hitler by your party. It happened on a daily basis for a good 6 years. But you can't handle it when your beloved leader is compared to Hitler in a valid way. Sorry, but you get no passes when it comes to this. You deserve it any and every time someone compares Obama to Hitler.

#92 | Posted by everlong

#93 | Posted by everlong

Sooooo, you hated it and thought it was wrong when somebody did it to your guy. You probably complained about it too.

But if the shoe is on the other foot, nobody has a right to complain because they deserve it.

Really?

Hypocrite.

no bias in THIS w.h. fellowship list:

www.whitehouse.gov

wonder if wonderbama can get him out of this?:

www.breitbart.com

EVERLONG when Obama invades countries which have not attacked America, or even its allies, then you might have a point. Til then though, Bush did invade countries which had not attacked us JUST LIKE HITLER so there is a real similarity between him and Hitler which does not exist between Obama and Hitler.

GM attacked someone before it was invaded??

GEORGIA allows people to drive naked?????

I came across this article on another website tonight.

WAYCROSS, Ga., June 17 (UPI) --

Sheriff's deputies in Ware County, Ga., said a car pulled over for weaving in and out of its lane had a naked man behind the wheel.

Ware County Sheriff Randy Royal said deputies pulled the man over on Suwanee Chapel Road while patrolling the area for suspected drug activity and discovered the driver was wearing nothing, the (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union reported Wednesday.

Royal said the deputies advised the man to put his clothes on and to stay dressed while driving.

"He gave no explanation ... There is no law against driving naked so we had to let him go," Royal said.


You'd think if the police couldn't give him a citation for driving while naked, then at least they should have given him a ticket for reckless driving (weaving in and out of the lane).

Also, the guy would have had to have gotten out of his car sometime! Then what? You're allowed in Georgia to make a mad naked dash from your car to your house once you had driven home?

And they call us nuts in California!

ZARATHUSTRA

The prank's been fun while it lasted, but it's come time to let the cat out of the bag.

I, ZARATHUSTRA, am the one who's been posting as Olly / LarryMOAR, and am the sole author of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about the DR!...

I must say you did quite a good job of putting your Encyclopedia Dramatica article about Drudge Retort all together. Do you do website design and/or art work as part of your regular profession? Or take classes in it at school? We did all have some fun for awhile playing "guess who" the author might be.

what about the real larry mohr?

n.k. plans to fire missile "near" hawaii - perhaps july 4th:

apnews.myway.com

think of the fireworks display! hill really needs to TALK to this guy.


And they call us nuts in California!

#99 | Posted by CalifChris

The car was his home, he probably just drove down to the creek to do some laundry...

Hypocrite.

#94 | Posted by sanantoniorogue

Don't be such a dumbass, sanantonio, it is clear that the hypocrite in this situation is Danni. They are the ones who started the whole Hitler/Bush thing and kept it going for years. Now, they can't handle one reference about their leader to Hitler. You have it backwards.

Til then though, Bush did invade countries which had not attacked us JUST LIKE HITLER so there is a real similarity between him and Hitler which does not exist between Obama and Hitler.

#97 | Posted by danni

Jesus Christ, Danni, I know you didn't just write that. You are trying to say that invading a country makes a leader out to be like Hitler. That is so weak, even for you, Danni. So, I guess every leader in history who invaded a country is just like Hitler.

And I love how you conveniently forgot to mention that we had been attacked first. I know Iraq didn't attack us but Bush saw them as a part of the larger scheme of things. I really can't believe you wrote that drivel.

it is clear that the hypocrite in this situation is Danni. They are the ones who started the whole Hitler/Bush thing and kept it going for years. Now, they can't handle one reference about their leader to Hitler. You have it backwards.

#104 | Posted by everlong

Danni is not a "they", so unless you can produce evidence that she started, and kept going the "whole Hitler/Bush thing" then you're all wet.

You seem to want to paint everyone with an overly large brush.

If it was wrong to compare Bush to Hitler (and it was), and you complained about it, then it is wrong to compare Obama to Hitler. And we have every right to speak up about it.

NEWS ALERT:

pilot dies in flight - passenger flying plane:

www.myfoxny.com

pilot dies in flight - passenger flying plane:

www.myfoxny.com

#107 | Posted by nanc

The co-pilot flew and landed the plane. A passenger who was also a pilot took over the co-pilot's seat.

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