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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Two Indiana men have declared Monday June 15th as "National Man Day." Nineteen-year-old Joel Longanecker and his 26-year-old brother Aaron have for months been rallying thousands to their masculine cause on Facebook. More than 260,000 people have pledged to "stand up and do manly things" on National Man Day."

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I'll take a guess and figure 1/4th of you would still spend "National Man Day" blogging and battling with each other here on DR. lol

Extremely pathetic flag.

Boyd is celebrating National half man day.

And Chris is celebrating National used to be a man day. (Sorry Chris had to do it)

Really CHRIS!

I know you're well intentioned but considering the majority of the men on the DR to whom you're posing this question, the "No women allowed" thing was completely unnecessary.

There was a guy on a Chicago radio station a few years back who proposed that since Valentine's Day was really for the women that the second Saturday in March should be for the guys. He wanted to call it "Steak and Blow-job Day". My wife and I celebrate every year.

what's wrong with a man being a man EVERYDAY? and wtf is the following supposed to mean?:

"And remember, no "other women" allowed -- or you'll probably never get another "National Man Day" again so don't mess it up!"

my husband and his friends have a running gag on "man cards" - the rules are astounding and i believe they make them up as they go along - funniest dayamed thing you'll ever hear about.

Those two guys sound pussy whipped to me. They haven't come to terms with their masculinity yet.

Somebody needs to spit tobaccey juice in these dudes eyes. They are trying to get in touch with their inner vagina and making all men look like the idiots that they are.

Real men don't need to ask permission.

"No women allowed"

Aha!!!! Law suit!!!! DISCRIMINATION BASED ON GENDER!!!!

How about little man day where we all go out and get ahead.

The day is for those who otherwise don't feel like men, I guess.

This is kinda' funny--"doing MANLY things".

Manly men--here

www.youtube.com

-The He-Man Women Haters Club

OzarkMikey was elected Grand Kleagle this year, mainly due to his work with Abused White Men.

Can Chastity Bono make it in time?
I pledge to be a man this Tuesday. I will not wear makeup or dresses. I will not crochet. Beer, warm in a can. Youse gotta problem with that?

What do you expect from a pair of hoosiers...

[Danforth knows what I mean]

I heard about this "National Man Day" on the radio so looked it up on the web and decided to link it here on DR.

This thread was more of a "getting to know something about you" (besides politics) question than anything else.

Just curious to see any hobbies and/or favorite pastimes you guys enjoy, what you liked doing on your off time -- something different we don't know about you.

Of course, it's different for single guys since they can pretty much do anything they want when they're not at work. Married guys don't get as much free time as they have more responsibilities at home -- so for NMD I made the time off equal for all you guys -- you're all free to do whatever.

Just thought I'd ask if you could spend one entire day with no interruptions or responsibilities, what would you enjoy doing? Do any of you like to play a guitar or the drums? Do you like doing carpentry work -- even if it's just building a birdfeeder? Tell us something we don't know about you (and that's printable here on DR lol).

(Note: I put the "no women allowed" condition for "National Man Day" to keep the usual wiseguys from highjacking the thread and saying they'd fly to Vegas and spend the day at the Mustang Ranch. This thread isn't to "one up" each other -- just tell us something about you we don't already know.)

... Beer, warm in a can. Youse gotta problem with that?

#15 | Posted by Diablo at 2009-06-13 03:05 PM

If that's how you'd want to spend "National Man Day" -- hey, no problema.

Scrumplet --

The day is for those who otherwise don't feel like men, I guess.

No, not really. Read #17 -- it clarifies the purpose of this thread a little more.

What about you? Any hobbies or things you enjoy doing on your off time?

Let's see, manly things..

Strip club(booze)
ballgame(beer)
stripclub(booze)

waking up the next morning with one of the hotter strippers spooning you..(priceless)

Who the fuck needs a day specified to 'Act like a man'?

Also, what's with men talking to other men about acting like a man. It's not rocket science in the least!

"If that's how you'd want to spend "National Man Day" -- hey, no problema."

Badabing, Cal chris!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.

So, what happened to the good old high school concept of the old days, find em', feel 'em, fuck 'em and forget em'?

"stand up and do manly things"

So fer one day out of the year they won't sit down to pee?

Well, good fer them!

Are they gonna inform their spouses of the fact too or is that just crazy talk?

^_^

They're prolly gonna do National Man Day a little different in San Francisco, of course.

* cue The Weather Girls *

Be Well.

Any of youse wanna loan me a blue pill for Monday?

my husband and his friends have a running gag on "man cards"

#6 | Posted by nanc at 2009-06-13 09:18 AM

Anything to get his mind off of the fact that he married YOU, eh, N.A.N.C.?

"...rallying thousands to their masculine cause on Facebook..."

Holy Shit! Ya don't say! Facebook?

Lead, Follow, or Get Outta The Way!

#19

Beer, brats, and baseball. Mmmm... baseball.

Beer, brats, and baseball. Mmmm... baseball.

#29 | Posted by Scrumplet at 2009-06-14 09:35 AM

Thanks, Scrumplet. See, that's two things we didn't know about you before (brats and baseball). The beer was already pretty much of a given. lol

So, which baseball team is it which gets you jumping up and down on your couch if the game goes into a 10th inning?

Ok, you basement dwelling mommas boys need to go outside and learn how to do "manly things".

Anyone loan me a couple of blue pills for tomorrow?

#27 | Posted by olly

olly obviously has very little experience with women.

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